i don't know if these are real

There’s so much dissonance around the boys. They’re portrayed as dicks in the press but everybody who’s met them sing praises and speak well of them. We have the fans that believe everything about them, but somehow don’t believe they’re dicks. We have the fans that question things based in years of bullshit, but are vilified for picking up what the boys put down themselves…

Can we ever get some consistency here? Can that be a thing one day? in less than 20 years preferably?

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so somebody posted this on twitter, I don’t know if it’s real or not BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??
IT’S THE RBB AND SBB NUMBER APPARENTLY AND IT FUCKING SAYS LARRY?!

En Canine, Care-itas.

Uh so yeah.  When I got tagged for this it isn’t where I pictured it going but you know…. beer.  @contrivedcoincidences6 and @mihosayuri for the MSR prompt:

Scully: “Is this… Is this real? Are you really here?”
Mulder: “It’s real.  I’m here, Scully.  I’m right here.”
Scully: “Prove it.”


I knew I would die, first. It never took a genius to tell me that.  Scully beat cancer, TERMINAL, INOPERABLE cancer.  Sure, I had a little bit to do with that, I like to think.  Skinner did, too I guess, that prick.  Selling his soul to the devil and all.  He always did have the hots for Scully.

And Clyde Bruckman DID tell her she was immortal.  Yeah, yeah, I know.  He wasn’t psychic, right?  Not ALL of his prophecies came true, right?  And I mean, I had Scully… SCULLY… for fuck’s sake, in my bed every night - at least, after I got my shit back together.  And there was that pesky run in with that weird alien virus that left me stranded and looking like absolute shit on a bridge.  But after I rebounded from THAT, I think we all knew there was no way I was going to die from auto-erotic asphyxiation.  I mean, c’mon… who the hell do you think I am anyway?  I’m no David Carradine.

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an Acrostic Poem about CYJ

Can he be real?
His laughter lights up the day
Only the sun knows how it feels
I can’t help but fall in love with the idea

Youthful and bright
Other complexities make up a person
Understanding that is tough for a baby bird
No person can be summarised
Gifting our days with lyrics and laughter
Just enough shared to make us happier
Ars longa, vita brevis
Every day becomes more fleeting but his music lives on

So…I’ve been a bit obsessed with mapping Robert’s star chart recently (entirely blaming @dingleautomotives gorgeous post) and while it’s not perfect since: 

a) Robert isn’t a real person and therefore was not born under the stars and
b) Emmerdale isn’t a real place and can’t be mapped exactly

a lot of the details are a bit tricky BUT I did find that his Moon [aka your emotional state where your needs, mood, and habits form] and his Venus [aka love, pleasure, desires, and relationships both romantic and platonic] had strong ties to Robert’s actual character

Note: Since we know that Robert was born sometime between 7:40 PM and 8:10 PM on April 22, 1986, I’ve used 7:50/8:00 PM as an average of the times (both times mapped the same way so there wasn’t a shift as Robert isn’t on any cusp) and used a general location in the Yorkshire Dales as a map for Emmerdale

Robert’s Moon lands in Libra

Moon in Libra people have a strong need for partnership. Without someone to share their lives with, they feel utterly incomplete… Both men and women with this position are often quite charming. They can be very attractive to be around, and are often given to flirtatiousness… When [they] argue with their long-standing partners, they rarely let up until they win. And, winning an argument is a Libran specialty – in fact, they may not even believe what they are saying, but will adopt all kinds of ideas just to get the last word… They love their family and home, though it may not be openly apparent to all. They are affectionate and encouraging to those around them. They seem to attract more than their share of good and bad situations with legal matters, life-changing decisions and partners.

I’ve put in bold key terms that caught my eye the most. As we know, Robert has all but mastered the art of “conceal, don’t feel” to those who are not privy to the inner workings of his mind (and heart). Robert’s biggest fear is being alone, which is interesting in itself when it comes to Robert’s Venus, which plays on his need to project and put up a screen which separates himself and others, which in turn allows him to isolate himself so that others cannot make the decision for him. Robert thrives when he is in control of a situation, even if it means ultimately self-destructing.

Robert’s Venus lands in Taurus

Love for Venus in Taurus centers on the physical world and creature comforts — they revel in sensual surroundings. These people project themselves as solid and comfortable. In fact, something about their manner promises they will be satisfying lovers and partners… Pleasing Venus in Taurus involves emphasizing your loyalty, and their worth to you… These lovers, however, are stingy with emotions and possessive because they fear losing control. They fear emotional vulnerability. They just don’t operate well on the emotional or mental wave-length. These are physical, material, earthy creatures who care about money and security, not feelings or abstract ideas. You may have to pry hard to get them to talk about their feelings, but it will do them good because they have an underlying need for emotional security.

Robert is naturally alluring to others, especially those without preconceived ideas about him (and often even to those who know exactly what he is capable of), which only aides his ability to control others. This does not necessarily have the negative connotations that the word “control” typically has. Robert projects himself through his perceived stability, needing to always seem above the influence of his own emotions when others are relying on him. He is able to “control” others’ emotions by providing support and comfort, even when he himself may be faltering.

It is interesting to note that Robert is also a Libra Ascendant, and combined with his Venus in Taurus presents complications in how he deals with his relationships, both romantic and platonic.

Their relationships are often characterized by bickering or competitiveness until they learn to drop their sweet image once in a while and to stop blaming their partners for everything that goes wrong.

Robert’s need for control and need to have the last word, often without regard for how scathing those words can be, combined with his unending devotion and loyalty to the few people he allows himself to love, creates a war within himself so as not to once again put up that emotional screen that the stars themselves created for him and that he has spent his entire life reinforcing. 

…[emphasize] your loyalty, and their worth to you…

Robert’s Moon and Venus essentially rely on knowing that their relationships and vulnerability are not for naught. 

The Magicians has fucked up my ability to communicate with people because I don’t understand ‘shade’ properly anymore. I no longer see shade as meaning ‘casually dissing someone’.  


I saw a post yesterday that started with “No shade, but…”


And I’m like, shit, you lost your shade over this? Must be fucking real, what happened? It took me almost a full minute to realise my mistake.

anonymous asked:

Hi there! I was just wondering, are you going to continue the Parisienne Walkways fanfiction?

Along with the two instalments I have on AO3, there is a third (shorter) piece here on my tumblr that sits somewhere between the Spring Show in Hope and Legacy and the epilogue. As for more…

Real talk for a second. Before I go on, please know that I have so many things I want to write for Parisienne Walkways, as well as for all my other stories, and I truly can’t envision myself just…abandoning any of them completely. That being said, I am in a not-so-great place re: mental health right now, and I’m struggling to keep up. 

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ok i know the context and phrasing takes away from it slightly but “i never wanted to be the villain! i wanted to be the cute sidekick who gets his own plush toy and a spin-off show!” is p sad to think about. in real life everyone gets to be the main character of their own story but in a show or movie or book the characters don’t get that choice. and if they’re self-aware (hence the quote) they still can’t change it

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So basically, I wanted to really surprise Seán with his gift, and hear him yell ‘Toriko’, so I was like ‘oh I’ll ask him to close his eyes, yell Trico, and then ask him to open his eyes, and like BOOM! Trico.’ As soon as I asked him the words ‘close your eyes’, I knew it sounded really creepy (fuck), but he humoured me, and it was lots of fun. I’m really happy he likes it! 

This is that moment:


I hope derka-derk is happy in Ireland with @therealjacksepticeye!

(also I’m almost 27 so it’s fine that he called me a girl, you think I’m an adult yet, hell no)


(and can I just say that I love that Seán’s voice for Trico in the unboxing video is the same voice Felix gives Edgar his pug, LOL)

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Johnny please let Doyoung love his baby ♥♥

  • Me: *browsing through otp tag*
  • Family member: *peers over my shoulder* wait, are they gay? (slightly disgusted voice)
  • Me: *turns around slowly* /silence/ What? ahahahahahahahahahaha oh no of course not they are just really good FriEndS. Ahahahahahaha what're you talking about. (;-;)
  • Family member: /suspenseful silence/ *Smiles* oh ok! Never mind them *walks off*
  • Me: *Turns around and strokes the computer screen while thinking about how I've betrayed the lord of otps, my fandom, my otp, and everyone in the entire fire nation* I'm so sorry ;-;