i don't know if that was referring to ~me~

Mystery Route
  • Yoosung★: Ooh MC started playing again
  • ZEN: Did we get another DLC?
  • Jaehee Kang: I wonder whose route she'll pick this time.
  • 707: Idea~!
  • 707: Whoever she picks has to say 'Surprise, motherf*cker'
  • Yoosung★: Some pies, motherf*cker
  • 707: All rise, motherf*cker
  • Jaehee Kang: Stop trying to bump the game's rating up.
  • Jumin Han: I don't understand the reference.
  • ZEN: =.= How can you not know that vine?
  • Jaehee Kang: Looks like she's chosen someone.
  • Yoosung★: Aww she didn't pick me
  • ZEN: Me neither
  • Jumin Han: Not me.
  • 707: Nope, so it's prolly Jaehee
  • Jaehee Kang: Erm... I didn't get picked.
  • Yoosung★: ??
  • ZEN: But then who
  • V: Surprise, motherf*cker
  • MC: Heart eyes, motherf*cker

okay but imagine: 

  • Even and The Balloon Squad become reunited as Best Buddies™
  • Mikael is like “so is it right you have a boyfriend now?” and Even’s like yeah you guys would like him and he smiles so fondly and 
  • one day Even brings Isak along with him to meet up with the guys and Isak is nervous af because oh shit Even and Mikael have been friends for a while and he really really hopes they all like him and 
  • at first the guys are a little confused as to why Even has brought this nervous kid along with him to their meet up but they say hi and introduce themselves politely and Isak replies by telling them his name and
  • Even sees how nervous Isak is so pulls him into his side and kisses his forehead and the guys look at him like wait…
  • and Even looks back and goes “oh yeah, he’s my boyfriend”
  • the squad’s eyes fucking LIGHT UP because oh my god they were not expecting Even’s boyf to be so fucking smol and fluffy haired and soft but they try not to freak out and Isak just gives them a little nod and a nervous smile
  • The boys kind of stand there grinning for a second before Elias rolls his eyes at them because they look so silly and awestruck and he just goes ahead and bear hugs Isak
  • and when Elias finds out he’s friends with Sana he’s like “just remember I’m the cool sibling” and Isak nods and laughs a little but finds it p hard to believe considering Sana is like the coolest person he knows and 
  • When Isak finally breaks off from the squad they group hug Even and are like damn that kid was adorable nice one Even and Even is just sosososo happy but he knew they’d love Isak anyway but then
  • the squad gets a little too fond of Isak and begin to refer to him as “baby Issy” and the first time they do it in front of Isak he blushes so hard and gives Even a look like why is this happening to me and Isak protests like “I’m only two years younger than you!!” and Even’s like “I know baby” and Isak huffs but he is so glad the Bakka squad are super cool people who care about Even a lot
  • Seokjin, teaching Taehyung how to drive: Are you familiar with the gear shift?
  • Taehyung: You mean the PRNDL?
  • Seokjin: ...
  • Seokjin: The what?
  • Taehyung: The PRNDL.
  • Seokjin: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?
  • Taehyung: I'm not a child, Jin-hyung, I know how to spell PRNDL.
  • Seokjin: It is not something you spell. The letters stand for: PARK, REVERSE, NEUTRAL, DRIVE and LOW!
  • Taehyung: You're making me nervous with all this technical talk!
  • Seokjin: Oh! I'm sorry. Why don't we just relax and turn on the radio? Would you like AMMM OR FMMM?!
I figured it out!

@asktheboywholived is referred to as “TT” but what does that stand for??

After many minutes of research I have come to the conclusion that it is the first T name that pops in my head.

Tara

but wait

*gasp* Is TT the creator of My Immortal??? Is their blog just redemption for the abomination they created so long ago??

*hacker voice* i’m in

according to this textbook, because president hayes, elected 1876, was elected as the result of several disputed votes, he was sometimes referred to as “his fraudulency”. and i sincerely love that

“your fraudulency, the cabinet is ready”

“jim i told you not to call me that”

“sorry, mr perjurer. i mean mr president”

“jim”

YOI Characters as things my classmates have said
  • Yuuri: You think I'm innocent but you should see me in a group chat
  • Viktor: Guys I think I'm gay but I'm not sure yet-- never mind I'm sure I'm gay
  • Yuri: I'm 5'2 but I'm still ready to fight someone
  • Otabek: Wow y'all think I'm a gentleman but wait till you see me swallow a quesadilla whole
  • Phichit: What's your Snapchat? I don't have one I just want to know for future reference
  • Chris: I got an A on my science test and I'm ready to bust a nut
  • JJ: I may look cool, but on the inside I'm just a soggy pile of worthlessness just like you guys
  • Leo: I might have failed three of my classes but that's chill. Im chill
  • Guang-Hong: *in a squeaky voice* I'll shank you
  • Georgi: I don't know whether or not I've had two girlfriends in the past month is good or bad
  • Seung-Gil: I'm great at parties. I mostly just hide in the corner and hope nobody notices me. It works like a charm.
  • Michele: No homo but guys are really pretty
  • Emil: Yugi-Oh is for babies; I play Magic the Gathering like a real man

anonymous asked:

*whispering in the distance with fingers crossed* don't let Rhys be white, don't make him white.

Wait is this in reference to the painting I’m doing? Because if you know me, you know I cannot STAND FUCKIN WHITE RHYS’S.
don’t worry anon. This bitch don’t fuck with that. The sketch just happens to make him look white. I assure you, he’s not.

I’m usin Toni Mahfud as my reference. Pretty sure he’s mixed just as Rhys is. But again. I don’t fuck with white washing Rhys or any other character. As you may have seen by my post about Illyrians.

Reference as to why Rhys isnt white. (x)

And lastly, behold: Toni Mahfud. My Rhysand. 

edit to the comment that questioned Toni’s buffness:

The Missing Link?!

Well maybe not a missing link, but a detail that could weight a lot if you think of it! 

I was using the official McCree gun reference for the comic and suddenly a detail popped into my eyes! An ornament detail which is also present on Reaper’s guns, very alike in design.

Is this the real life?! Is this just fantasy- I mean.. Theory?!

anonymous asked:

Heyho Maddox! So I need advice. I'm a 12 year old artist. Everyone in school refer me as a "young artist" and I love drawing. It's my passion. But, my parents aren't supporting me and tend to get mad at me everytime I want to draw. They want me to stop and be a doctor but I don't want to. I want to be a successful artist like you. Help please?

My parents didn’t really supported me being an artist till I was 18 (when I decided to do art for good). But I understand why they push us to do something else besides art. They worry and they know its an unstable/unpredictable job. 

You are also really young at the moment. When I was your age, I wanted to be a Fashion Designer or a Veterinarian but ended up doing Animation because believe me when I say ART is just a general term of so many other specialisations that you have to consider.

Its just like if you wanna be a doctor, what kind of doctor you wanna be. Same applied with art, what kind of art based job you wanna pursue? I am currently studying animation but I like illustration very much. And there are a lot more like graphic design, interior design, fashion design, comic artist, and etc. So you do need to do more research and put more thought on what you really want focus on for art.

I will also be very real with you since you are considering this as your future and job. Art is something you really need to love and have 100% passion in doing because there are a lot of factors like rejections, criticisms and conflicts that may make you feel like shit.

If you are very sure if you are gonna give art your all, then go for it. Convince your parents in every way possible because thats ONE of the few conflicts that you need to over come. Its like an endless battle when it comes to the creative industry. Do what you strongly believe in. 

Convince yourself before you convince others.

9

I am not a poet.
I am a scientist,
and there is nothing a scientist loves more
than the pursuit
of discovery

(requested by @elloette)

anonymous asked:

In your /tagged/about_me you say you're male with a question mark but since you refer to yourself as a boy and you've said your pronouns are he/him so it's pretty clear that you're cis. This whole "wow don't call me cis you don't know what's in my pants" stuff is you trying to be clever or whatever but it's fucking stupid. This along with the "I wouldn't really date a boy but who's to say I'm straight" shit is just getting old you dumb fuck

Can I offer you some serious advice?

Do yourself a favor and never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER become a detective.

bibliophile808-deactivated20170  asked:

The book I'm writing has quite a lot a fight scenes in it, the only problem is I'm not good at writing them. I don't know how to describe it: when punches are supposed to be thrown, when they connect, when they miss, or really just anything in general. Could you give me a few tips on how to write a fight scene? Thanks.

First off, I reccommend thee to @howtofightwrite​ for all future fight questions.

Fight Scene Reference List Time!

How To Write Fight Scenes With Alan Baxter

Tea Party or Fist Fights?

Realistic Fighting Abilities in Fiction

3 Keys to Fight Scenes with Injured Characters 

How to Write a Fight Scene Readers Will Love 

Writing Techniques for Fight Scenes 

How to Write Action That Won’t Show You’ve Never Thrown a Punch

My personal advice, do anything in your power to either breeze over the conflict (”Once I’d knocked out the guards…”) or make those fight scenes short. Doesn’t matter if it’s an hour-long boxing match (ouch) make it read like twenty seconds (unless the boxing match is the most important part of the story in which case ignore me). My fight scenes only work because, as one reviewer kindly put it “[your] focus on everything but combat is a big plus.” That reviewer was kind of an ass, but he had a point. I avoid combat. It’s just boring in my opinion. This is a book I’m writing not a Call of Duty game. Point is, most of your readers neither understand nor care how a fight scene works, but the ones that do will get annoyed quickly if you do it wrong. Watch your footwork and tread carefully.

anonymous asked:

soma either 1 or 3 (i can't decide!!)

1. I have you shoved against the wall but now I can’t stop looking at your mouth 

 3. I just told you I liked you but now I’m shy and say “never mind, forget it” and why are you looking at me like that?

why not both? ;D

ps this prompt has been hijacked by
soul x maka week 2017, day 3: clothes


At first, Maka doesn’t seem to hear you. “What?” she asks, tilting her head up to inspect you with green, green eyes that remind you exactly why you haven’t yet confessed your utter infatuation to her. Dark, stringy locks of wet hair frame her face, like seaweed wrapping around a drowned sailor, like a mermaid caught and captured and pulled from the water, but that makes no sense because you are the drowning sailor, the captured mermaid, the weapon who was stupid enough to fall for his meister.

“Nothing,” you lie, your brief muster of courage deserting you. “Forget it.”

She narrows her eyes at you, which should be warning enough, but somehow you still lose the next half-second of your life. Before you can blink, she’s swung you around like the weapon you are, and your back is slamming against the wall beside the bathroom door with a dull boom.

“Ow,” you try to say, but you’re out of breath, and your meister is yanking on the front of your pajama shirt with one small, strong hand, and her green, green eyes are staring up at you.

But they flicker, and you swear that they spend more time on your mouth than on your eyes, and really, a guy can only take so many accidental passes before he starts getting his hopes up. Your meister is Maka Albarn, you remind yourself— Maka Albarn, daughter of an unfaithful Death Scythe— Maka Albarn, who has all but sworn off romance with men— Maka Albarn, the subject of your unrequited and yet undying crush— Maka Albarn, who currently has you shoved up against the hallway of your shared apartment in only a towel and may or may not be staring at your mouth right now.

“Ow,” you say belatedly, stupidly. Uncool.

If she asked a question while you were struggling with your hopeless attraction, she isn’t repeating it, and now her free hand is sliding along your jaw, and her thumb is stroking your cheekbone, and her breath is hot as it puffs against your lips, and you are so in love with this girl who will never love you back. You know this, you’ve accepted it, but sometimes the harsh truth of it strikes like lightning and leaves you helpless.

“You’re not gonna kiss me, are you?” you ask weakly, thoughtlessly, and now she’s pulling away, her cheeks red, and you can’t help but panic for a second at how she won’t look at you.

You grab for her hand, your fingers tightening around hers in desperation, in some selfish, selfish desire to cling to this moment. She’s not yours, though— not yours to catch, not yours to keep. Let her go, Soul, you think, and you do, your fingers loosening just so. You are the one in Maka’s grasp, not the other way around, and that is how it should stay, because if you ever caught Maka the way she’s caught you, you’re not sure if you could ever let go.

She doesn’t pull away. Her green, green eyes have dropped to your mouth again, definitely for sure this time, and you blurt, “Because, I mean, I wouldn’t mind. If you kissed me. If you wanted to.”

Her shampoo tickles your nose, and you are drawn in, drowning, and she doesn’t pull away, even as you lean forward, just a little. The brush of her lips against yours electrifies you, though, and your heart fails under the shock, because you are absolutely convinced that you’re misreading something, because there is no possible way Maka Albarn would want any man, least of all you.

So you jerk back, and stuttered sorrys fall from your lips like they make their own language, and then Maka Albarn leans up and kisses you back.

I do.

anonymous asked:

U guys are so adorable I can't even, what I would do without u I don't even know. Also, have u guys ever been clothes shopping and had to submit urselves to the other forcing u into clothes that really aren't ur style? (Klavier​ I'm looking at u)

Apollo: I actually like the clothes Klavier usually chooses when we go shopping (not many times, mind you. I’m not really a fan of wasting money on clothes). At first I wouldn’t let him, but then I realized he kinda knows what suits me best.

(Besides, his reactions make it up for any trouble he might cause me.)

  • S.Coups, teaching Seungkwan how to drive: Are you familiar with the gear shift?
  • Seungkwan: You mean the PRNDL?
  • S.Coups: ... The what?
  • Seungkwan: The PRNDL.
  • S.Coups: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?
  • Seungkwan: I'm not a child, S.Coups, I know how to spell PRNDL.
  • S.Coups: It is not something you spell. The letters stand for: PARK, REVERSE, NEUTRAL, DRIVE and LOW!
  • Seungkwan: You're making me nervous with all this technical talk!
  • S.Coups: Oh! I'm sorry. Why don't we just relax and turn on the radio? Would you like AMMM OR FMMM?!
  • Lauren, teaching Dinah how to drive: Are you familiar with the gear shift?
  • Dinah: You mean the PRNDL?
  • Lauren: .....
  • Lauren: The what?
  • Dinah: The PRNDL.
  • Lauren: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?
  • Dinah: I'm not a child, Lauren, I know how to spell PRNDL.
  • Lauren: It is not something you spell. The letters stand for: PARK, REVERSE, NEUTRAL, DRIVE and LOW!
  • Dinah: You're making me nervous with all this technical talk!
  • Lauren: Oh! I'm sorry. Why don't we just relax and turn on the radio? Would you like AMMM OR FMMM?!