i don't know if it fits for meme but i like

  • what she says: I'm okay
  • what she means: Can I say my shit? Can I say my shit? I've got lots of shit to say. I've got lots of shit to say. I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can, I have a huge amount of trouble fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can. I can get my hand like four inches into the can but then I have to tilt the can into my mouth but then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can so they all go spilling onto my face. What I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small. I'll say it again. The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small. Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small. If you feel me, put your hands up, Come on! If you feel me, put your hands up! Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside of a Pringle can! Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can, your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can. You think you can, I know you can't, you think you can. Pringles! Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get are about the width of your cans?! Just... make them wider?! I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry. I want to have a daughter. I want to have a daughter so I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands in the Pringle can. Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah! I'll move on, alright? But that is priority número uno. I don't go to the gym because I'm self-conscious about my body but I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym. Irony can be so painful. That's a Catch-22. Let's do this! I went to Chipotle, I went to Chipotle, got myself a chicken burrito. I went down the line and I got all these ingredients and at the end of the line the guy tried to wrap the burrito but half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out. He still wrapped it. I was like, dude you should have warned me! You're a burrito expert, you should have told me halfway through: "Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here" Do you fucking think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito! The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained within the confines of the tortilla. I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit! I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit! I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit! I wouldn't have got half of it! Like, I'm okay with small mistakes, if you've got no more chicken I'll take pork. But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork. I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit, I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit, I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit. Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, like half of it, like, half of it, like, half of it, like half of it right now,I think it's time I think it's time, I think that we break this down. I can sit here and pretend like my biggest problems are pringle cans, and burritos. The truth is, my biggest problem's you. I want to please you but I want to stay true to myself. I want to give you the night out that you deserve but I want to say what I think and not care what you think about it. Part of me loves you, part of me hates you, part of me needs you, part of me fears you. And I don't think that I can handle this right now, handle this right now. I don't think that I can handle this right now. I don't think that I can handle this right now, I don't think that I can handle this right now, I don't think that I can handle this right now. Look at them, they're just staring at me like, "come and watch the skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health and laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself." I don't think that I can handle this right now, I don't think that I can handle this right now. They don't even know the half of this right now, they don't even know the half of it. But I know I'm not a doctor, I'm a pussy, I put on a silly show so I should probably just shut up and do my job so here I go. I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit, I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit, I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit, I wouldn't have got half. You can tell them anything if you just make it funny, make it rhyme and if they still don't understand you then you run it one more time. I don't think that I can handle this right now (Haa!) I don't think that I can handle this right now (Hoo!) If you think that I can handle this right now (Haa!) Right now (Haa!) Now, handle this right, handle this right, handle this right now.Thank you, good night! I hope you're happy.

*   MOULIN   ROUGE   SENTENCE   STARTERS  !

CHANGE  PRONOUNS   AS   NEEDED   /   AS  YOU  SEE  FIT  !  
  • ❝ Silly of me, to think y-you could fall in love with someone like me. ❞
  • ❝ Can’t fall in love? But a life without love, that-that-that’s terrible! ❞
  • ❝ Come what may… come what may. I will love you, until my dying day!
  • ❝ It’s a little bit funny this feeling inside.
  • ❝ The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
  • ❝ I’m not one of those who can easily hide… ❞
  • ❝ You’re free to leave me, but just don’t deceive me. ❞
  • ❝ Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love.
  • ❝ I went to my typewriter, I sat down, and I wrote our story.
  • ❝ I’m paid to make men believe what they want to believe.
  • ❝ You’re going to be bad for business, I can tell. ❞
  • ❝ The difference between you and I is that you can leave anytime you choose. ❞
  • ❝ If I should die… this very moment.. I wouldn’t fear. 
  • ❝ Outside it may be raining, but in here it’s entertaining! ❞
  • ❝ You can hardly blame me for trying to hide, uh, Christian away.
  • ❝ We’re creatures of the underworld. We can’t afford to love. ❞
  • ❝ And in the end should someone die?
  • ❝ It’s not that I’m a jealous man, I just don’t like other people touching my things! ❞
  • ❝ The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. ❞
  • ❝ Stand your ground for freedom, beauty, truth & love. ❞
  • ❝ All right! No problems! Go back to work! ❞
  • ❝ The hills are incarnate with symphonic melodies!
  • ❝ Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself.
  • ❝ She suddenly had a terrible desire…to go to a priest and…confess her sins. ❞
  • ❝ It’s nothing. It’s just an infatuation… it’s nothing. ❞
  • ❝ Things aren’t always the way they seem.
  • ❝ Love is a many-splendored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong! ❞
  • ❝ Don't…leave me this way. I can’t survive, without your sweet love, oh baby… ❞
  • ❝ I was made for loving you, baby, you were made for loving me.
  • ❝ Just one night, give me just one night. ❞
  • ❝ In the name of love, one night in the name of love. ❞
  • ❝ Love makes us act like we are fools. ❞
  • ❝ We could be heroes … Just for one day.
  • ❝ We should be lovers, and that’s a fact. ❞
  • ❝ You’d think that people would have had enough of silly love songs. ❞
  • ❝ Well, what’s wrong with that? ❞ 
  • ❝ Just because I … will always love you.
  • ❝ Love is just a game.
  • ❝ Please don’t start that again.
  • ❝ The only way of loving me, baby, is to pay a lovely fee..
  • ❝ The greatest thing, you’ll ever learn, is just to love, and be loved … in return.
  • ❝ I know what love is, only because I long for it with every fiber of my being.
  • ❝ It will be rehearsed in the morning, ready for the opening tomorrow night…
  • ❝ I don’t like this ending… 
  • ❝ All my life you made believe I was only worth what someone would pay for me!
  • ❝ But there was only one problem…..I’ve never been in love!
  • ❝ The most beautiful of all these was the woman I loved.
  • ❝ We could be heroes, forever and ever! … We could be heroes, forever and ever! ❞
The Lego Movie - Sentence Starters
  • "Cover your butt."
  • "Oh, now there's a prophecy."
  • "All this is true, because it rhymes."
  • "That was a great, inspiring legend...that you made up."
  • "Good morning, apartment!"
  • "Ah here it is, the instructions to fit in, have everyone like you, and always be happy!"
  • "Wear clothes. Whoops, almost forgot that one!"
  • "Honey, where are my pants?"
  • "What was I just thinking? Ah, I don't care."
  • "Take everything weird and blow it up!"
  • "Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get craaazyyyy?!"
  • "...I think I heard a whoosh."
  • "I feel like maybe I should touch that."
  • "So you've never heard of the prophecy?"
  • "I watch a lot of cop shows on TV, isn't there also supposed to be a good cop?!"
  • "That guy's not a criminal mastermind."
  • "We all have something that makes us something, and ____ is...nothing."
  • "Am I gonna die?!"
  • "Yes, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape, but...we're lying to him."
  • "Come with me if you wanna not die."
  • "What are you, a DJ?"
  • "Darn darn darn, darny, darn!"
  • "Oh my g-o-s-h!"
  • "I'm not sure exactly why you'd bring that up."
  • "I never have any ideas."
  • "Blah blah blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff."
  • "I think I got it. But just in case... Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening."
  • "How scary can someone's office be?"
  • "This meeting could run a little bit...deadly."
  • "It makes me just want to pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just throw them through this window!"
  • "All I'm asking for is total perfection!"
  • "Howdy guys! Come sit on me!"
  • "I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life."
  • "Introducing, the double decker couch! So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!"
  • "That idea is just the worst."
  • "Your mind is so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place."
  • "I'm dark and brooding too! ...Guys, look! A rainbow!"
  • "Any idea is a good idea! Except the not happy ones."
  • "I know what you're thinking: he is the least qualified person in the world to lead us! And you are right!"
  • "You are so disappointing on so many levels."
  • "This is not how Batman dies!"
  • "Somebody get me some markers! Some construction paper! And some glitter glue!"
  • "I'm here to see...your butt."
  • "You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes in surround sound?"
  • "I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs."
  • "I didn't draw that, is that me exploding?!"
  • "Must be weird. One minute, you're the most special person in the universe. The next, you're nobody!"
  • "Unfortunately, I'm going to have to leave you here to die."
  • "So I guess running around and screaming is normal."
  • "You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me."
  • "SPACESHIP!"
  • "What in the world is that? It's adorable."
  • "Do not eat me!"
  • "Why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?"
  • "You don't have to be the bad guy."
  • "He's the hero you deserve."
  • "Everything is awesome!"
Matthew Daddario Quotes
  • "We call our shoes ‘sneakers,’ right? But they're not really sneaking."
  • "Can't wait till they invent phones with keyboards."
  • "I don't know this guy. He came to hang out so I complimented his hair."
  • "How many artichokes can you eat in one sitting?"
  • "No, go back to my idea!"
  • "Maybe, they'll throw the books out. Just not follow the books anymore."
  • "Hey guys did everyone floss today? You gotta floss every day. Otherwise, your dentist makes you feel bad."
  • "I play piano but I won't call it a talent."
  • "I'm the funniest person in the cast and that's simply because everybody else is so painfully unfunny."
  • "There is literally no memory left in my phone. I took fourteen thousand blue sky photos and I need all of them."
  • "Send him photos of fried chicken and crab cakes."
  • "I have a dentist appt tomorrow. I'm not gonna brush my teeth tonight. Also not going to shower. This is going to be painful for everyone."
  • "You are not trash, you are lovely!"
  • "Don't sign contracts in your blood. It's usually not required by any reputable party."
  • "He's slippin' out his little tongue eating snail treats off the ground."
  • "I will eat anywhere in the house. I'll eat cheese crackers in bed!"
  • "He looks down and sees this wonderful man. He hops down there and smooches that man right on the face. Right in front of everyone."
  • "...it's not fair that he is more handsome than me!!!"
  • "Don't do the hokey pokey around witches."
  • "They're never gonna release the deleted scenes to you guys because they're racy and inappropriate."
  • "This video is going on social media!"
  • "I'm ashamed to admit I lied about the selfies. The phone is 98% cow pictures and I can't delete them. I need a new phone. Forgive me."
  • "Thank god I started sandpapering my feet when I was four."
  • "Is Alec appreciating at an increased rate because of an increase in demand? Or is it the same rate as before."
  • "Note, some alpaca do not appreciate head pats."
  • "If humans lived in barns, we'd be smelly, too."
  • "Had to delete all my cow photos to make room for selfies, so I will say 'I appreciate you, cows.'"
  • "Wow. It's spelled Gollum. Wow. So disappointed. Hiding my own cell phone for the next two weeks."
  • "You're a little kitty cat. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy kitty cat, kitty cat."
  • "Sometimes when I travel between dimensions, I think, man, I should really buy a sailboat."
  • "If I was running for President, my VP would be a well trained golden retriever."
  • "Who's not going to watch Hamlet in space? I mean, Space Hamlet!"
  • "I just think we should all acknowledge what is awesome about Harry!"
  • "I like eating food after dark."
  • "Generally, people avoid kissing their sister in a healthy life."
  • "If you don't like my zebra leggings, it's because you just don't understand zebra leggings."
  • "I think we should provide more showers for cows."
  • "If I'm having a bad day, I eat pizza."
  • "I hope Google uses the same algorithm to encrypt my email as my pocket does to tie knots with my headphones."
  • "I would own a farm. Not like growing crops but maybe have a few animals like cows, and maybe an alpaca or a llama. I would chop wood all day."
  • "Dog. #dog. Dog. Dog."
  • "Had fun tweeting with/at you guys. Phone is about to die. Gonna go get more double-A batteries."
  • "The jackhammer has been joined by his friend, the concrete saw. Rare that you get two music legends right outside your window like this."
  • "Interdimensional cat smuggling is severely punished. But you can make a killing on the black cat market."
  • "You should just give up on me like I did. So done with me right now I can't even."
  • "What am I fan of? No one's ever asked me this before! Oh man."
  • "I don't know why they say that. I think they're poking fun at me."
  • "Congrats. You deserve that sailboat."
  • "I don't know. I don't have any pet peeve. Yapping little dogs, I guess. Buttons that don't go up right."
  • "Donkeys look like rabbit horses."
  • "Everyone is all, 'follow your heart.' If that worked I'd be watching Shadowhunters in my spaceship."
  • "Am I making this up?"
  • "I don't condone it, but I understand it, and therefore, I will not pass judgment on it."
  • "I can eat a pound of pork rinds."
  • "I am your bird king!"
  • "Baby pigs or baby cows? They're both good options."
  • "I have deleted a single photo from my phone. I have room for one selfie. Living on the edge. If it happens, no second chances."
  • "She gets it at a Shadowhunter tailor where we get all our stuff. Are you serious?"
  • "My cell phone is not the most important thing in my life. It just feels that way."
  • "Kill her immediately. Problem solved."
  • "You're not me? Most people aren't, in my experience."
  • "Man I've spent a whole year talking about sailboats and I could have just jumped on this SHIP."
  • "Reminder not to cite 'game of thrones' as my motivation for getting into politics."
  • "To all the people who threaten to punch me in the face... Do I have to be concerned or is that a love thing?"
  • "Put this on?! Fit it on my body?!"
  • "I’m going to shave today. Nobody will recognize me and I’ll have to reintroduce myself to all my friends."
  • "Don't get me started on this question."
  • "Okay, quick question. What does it mean when someone says they are your 'trash?' Asking for a friend..."
  • "Wait, 'SexyBack' is by Justin Timberlake?"
  • "Everyone's smooching everyone and Alec just wants to do his job. That's why he's the best and deserves a big smooch."

anonymous asked:

ok but think of the shenanigans dancer/gymnast Shiro would get up to in a game of Dodgeball. 'SHIRO S TOP' 'that's not how this works.' 'QUIT BEING SO EXTRA' 'I don't know what you're talking about :3c'

“Can we stop introducing Allura to sports?” Lance called, hands on his knees as he panted.  “This is the worst one yet.  This is school yard torture.  I object.  Geneva Conventions.  This has to fit in there somewhere.”

Shiro rolled his eyes and patted Lance on the back.  “It’s not that bad, and- oh, heads up.”  Before he even finished the sentence, a bouncy ball beaned Lance on the shoulder with a twang.

From the other side of the room, Pidge raised her arms triumphantly.  “Out!”

“I was resting!”  Lance objected, mouth falling open.  “You little cheater!”

Pidge only shrugged, picking up the ball as it rolled back over the line.  “You didn’t call time out.”

“It was kind of implied,” Hunk offered, and Pidge shot him a flat glare.  “What?  It was!”

Keith rolled his eyes.  “Out or in?” He asked Shiro.  “Before this becomes an argument.”

Considering, Shiro glanced at the other three, then at Lance’s pout.  “Out.  Sorry, Lance.  But you can switch over to the other side instead.”

Lance froze, mouth open mid-objection, then frowned.  “Then it’s all of us against you.”

“Mhmm.”

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dirty monster starters
  • Just some funny/sexy starters where one or both of the muses involved are some kind of monster! I tried to keep things vague so it's mun's choice as to what monster you are! (feel free to add more if you want!)
  • "Don't you dare bite me, you --!!"
  • "Eww, it's all slimy..."
  • "Holy shit, is that what you really look like?"
  • "Why do you smell so good?"
  • "I don't care how many you have, just take me to bed."
  • "Well, I didn't consider fucking something like a squid *before*..."
  • "I know you're hungry, but I'm not food."
  • "Okay, let's just get home before this gets any stronger..."
  • "I can't help it, you're so soft..."
  • "No, not in this form."
  • "... Bigger."
  • "I don't care if it's wrong, I'm fucking it."
  • "You ever wanted to be a [mom/dad]?"
  • "Great, now my [mom/dad/rommate] thinks I'm into bestiality."
  • "Won't you dry out?"
  • "Aren't you frightened of me?"
  • "I've gone beyond scared and entered the realm of 'strangely turned on'."
  • "You ever wonder if you're gonna look back at your life and be ashamed of what [you fucked/let fuck you]?"
  • "Don't pull out."
  • "I'm not sure if it's gonna fit, but my momma didn't raise no quitter."
  • "Sorry, was I supposed to be surprised you're a [species here]?"
  • "... I was hoping for a better reveal."
  • "Fuck me... no, really, fuck me!"
  • "D-don't look..."
  • "That's definitely not normal..."
  • "I need someone to carry my [offspring]."
  • "I'm offended that I wasn't your first choice to carry your [offspring]..."
  • "Great, I've got sucker marks all over me."
  • "I can see the headlines now: '[Man/Woman/etc] meets an alien species -- Welcomes it to Earth by fucking it.'"

anonymous asked:

what do you think about the development of the ap channel over time? actually i don't think i know this do you prefer his older videos or his more recent ones? but my actual question is about your feelings and opinions on phils behavior and way of story telling (i'd really appreciate it if you gave your 2 cents thank you!!!)

haha believe it or not, i genuinely don’t have a preference when it comes to the content itself. what i love watching is phil being comfortable, secure, and at ease with what he makes. i love seeing his subtle confidence and stubbornness, the fact that at face value, and based on the content he’s been making the last few years, he doesnt take youtube as a creative enterprise (emphasis on the creative) too seriously. i like that what feels right to him is content that makes his audience happy or that makes their days easier and gives them a little bit of a reprieve from whatever theyre facing in their own lives. to be honest, and i’ve said this a lot, i’m not the biggest fan of either of their solo content for what it actually is. but i’m a fan of them as people, which means it brings me actual happiness (?? which is a bit sad, i realize) to know that phil is almost certainly making exactly what he wants to be making.

there’s a lot of depth you can get into with this topic overall, namely the ‘development of the ap channel over time’ as you put it. ive written before about how i believe phil decided around 2012ish to tighten up his content, and start putting out consistent videos in the same general umbrella or ‘genre’ so to speak, of fluffy, light, and more juvenile or PG-rated entertainment. he drew firmer lines around his ‘persona’ which obviously gets discussed to death, but just to repeat it another time, is an exaggerated version of certain elements of his personality that he felt comfortable bringing forward and underscoring in his videos. i think that overall, it just felt safer for him to put a great deal of distance between what he makes for youtube and his actual creative proclivities (which include body horror, surrealist editing, warped and grotesque special effects, abstract narratives about such weighty topics as the end of the world, heavy sexual undertones, etc.) as his audience grew, along with scrutiny into who he is as a person, his relationships, his sexuality, his fears, etc. i believe he responded by placing these tighter controls on his content and how much of himself he shares with the internet overall. and that makes me happy, bc it means that AP as a channel is something that is comfortable for him and overall easy for him to create things for. AP is not an endeavor that requires him to lay bare all of his deeper vulnerabilities and expose himself to psychoanalysis and speculation. 

this also means there’s such a strong element of reliability in phil’s content. i know what i’m going to get when i watch an AP vid, i know that it won’t be phil searching for a means of artistic expression, but it’ll be something warm and uplifting and fun. maybe i’ll even learn a fun fact or two about phil along the way. i’ll definitely laugh at his wittiness and his unbridled love for completely bizarre animal metaphors. and i also know i can turn to phil to actually ‘give the people what they want,’ and that too without a shred of self-consciousness, insecurity, or resentment, so long as it fits into these boundaries he’s drawn for himself. that could be anything from a video of dan curling his hair to dnp dressing up in pastel/punk outfits, multiple baking vids and ditl’s, or the entirety of the pinof series. i do love that no matter how phil has developed his view of his own channel over the years, the one thing he continues to keep consistent is dan as a repeated feature on that channel. dan is as much a part of AP’s foundational content at this point as anything else, and this too, imo, speaks to phil’s confidence and security in what he makes. he’s got an uncanny awareness of what is popular with youtube audiences, or if it doesn’t exist yet, what could be popular, and he’s not afraid to play into these trends if it’ll get him a well-received video, whether that’s a slime tutorial or a punk edit or even a photobooth challenge over on dan’s channel (which, for those who don’t know, is dan’s most viewed video of all time and was all phil’s idea and the result of phil pushing dan to make it. so was this year’s ‘taking quizzes about myself’ video, incidentally, which is his most viewed video of the year behind the top 2016 memes one, by a long shot.) 

phil doesn’t shy away from making the stuff he thinks people will want to watch, and to that end he’s equally unafraid to continue to bring on dan to feature in his videos with him, knowing that it will make his audience happy. meanwhile, there’s no competitiveness, nothing to show that phil feels in any way insecure or threatened that people like watching his collaborations with dan as much as, or more than, his solo content. instead, he capitalizes on that, and seems genuinely keen on pleasing people, while also putting out what he himself has fun making.  it’s so apparent that to him, collaborating with dan is genuinely fun and enjoyable, maybe more so in some ways than making videos alone. making slime actually makes him happy. and he’s happy to turn all of it into main channel content. all of this is a result of his outlook on youtube as a job, a source of income far more than a creative outlet, and a way to quite easily make people happy. if phil wanted to go down the route of using youtube as a platform to share his arty short films or whatever else, i’m sure we’d get some interesting content, some deeper looks into the mind of phil lester the thirty-year old man, but we might also get a phil that would be playing into his exact anxieties and fears, a phil who would upload much less frequently, who would feel insecure and defensive and maybe experience a strained relationship with his own audience, a phil who would struggle a lot more with youtube overall. and it’s for that reason i’m more than happy to watch phil make what he wants to make, the stuff that keeps him feeling safe and stable and happy, and enjoy all the warmth of it without any real wistfulness or longing for the vintage content of the past. 

Megamind sentence pack
  • "Went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good."
  • "Things could be a lot worse."
  • "Oh, that's right. I'm falling to my death."
  • "My end starts at the beginning."
  • "I was eight days old and still living with my parents. How sad is that?"
  • "I set out to find my destiny!"
  • "And our glorious rivalry was born!"
  • "A much different fate awaited me."
  • "A baby! How thoughtful!"
  • "I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning."
  • "Evil is sent to quiet time in the corner."
  • "Being bad is the one thing I'm good at!"
  • "I was destined to be a super villain."
  • "(he/she) would win some, I would almost win others."
  • "You're fun."
  • "To count every second of you 87 life sentences."
  • "Looks like you're going to miss it, by several thousand years."
  • "I'd be watching you like a dingo watches a human baby."
  • "Hey, I love you, whatever!"
  • "The city doesn't pay you to loaf."
  • "You were right. I'll always be a villain."
  • "You got it, boss!"
  • "Who's your man?"
  • [shoots gun in the air repetitively in celebration]
  • "Who would I be without you?"
  • "And I love you, random citizen!"
  • "I kept it cold and damp, just for you."
  • "Would it kill you to wash the bag?"
  • "Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in Romania."
  • "Please talk slower."
  • "Should've known you'd try to crash the party."
  • "We all know how this ends - with you, behind bars."
  • "Yeah, not panicking."
  • "You've fallen right into my trap."
  • "Still warming up, sir."
  • "The sun is warming up?!"
  • "Who's side are you on?"
  • "Could someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?"
  • "Your weakness is copper?"
  • "First off, what a turn out!"
  • "All I did was eliminate the most powerful man in the universe."
  • "Let's just have fun with this, c'mon!"
  • "I understand you, little well-dressed bird."
  • "Is something wrong, sir?"
  • "Just think about it. We have it all...yet, we have nothing."
  • "Without him, what's the point...?"
  • "Perhaps we took him for granted."
  • "Are you happy now?"
  • "Are you ready to be a slave army? What do you need to know."
  • "Chicks don't like bouncy houses, they like clowns!"
  • "I made a horrible mistake."
  • "I'm not allowed to insult guests directly."
  • "If only the world had a reset button."
  • "I didn't know you had...feelings, are you okay?"
  • "I think we should run. Bye!"
  • "Oh, I'm too close! I'm genuinely scared right now!"
  • "I'm a villain without a hero!"
  • "For the greater good of bad!"
  • "You don't know what's good for bad!"
  • "There's a doormat here saying secret entrance!"
  • "It's called formal speedwalking."
  • "Oh, what fun!"
  • "Or I'm gonna find out what this weird looking gun does!"
  • "You're so fit! And...strangely charismatic!"
  • "You were right about that door being exciting!"
  • "Daddy's sorry!"
  • "Wow, a brave one, isn't he?"
  • "I'll call you tomorrow...partner."
  • "That was awkward for everyone, because you hugged him instead of me."
  • "Who is this man we've infused with godlike powers?"
  • "Use the forget me stick!"
  • "Wow, you look fantastic."
  • "So you're like...my space dad?"
  • "I'm your space step-mom!"
  • "No frickin' way!"
  • "Can't wait, l-o-l, smiley face."
  • "We don't want to battle our new hero in a dump now, do we?"
  • "[name] and I...were never a couple."
  • "It was the only name I could trademark."
  • "Who wants churros!?"
  • "You've fallen in love with [him/her]!"
  • "The bad guy doesn't get the girl!"
  • "I'll just pack my thing and go!"
  • "I usually just hear villains, have you been naughty."
  • "Are you crazy!?"
  • "We're like an old married couple!"
  • "I am extremely boggled."
  • "Why are you so evil?"
  • "Did you really think that I would ever be with you?"
  • "I only took the gig to get the girl!"
  • "Evil returns with a backhand!"
  • "En garde!"
  • "Speak, apparition."
  • "We're gonna die!"
  • "I knew you'd come back!"
  • "Well, that makes one of us."
  • "It mostly involves not dying."
  • "My death was greatly exaggerated."
  • "Going somewhere, besides jail?"
  • "You're not gonna be laughing for long."
  • "There's a benefit to losing. You get to learn from your mistakes."
  • "I finally had a reason to win. You."
  • "He's just not used to positive feedback!"
  • "You know, you look pretty good in white."
  • "You know, I like the sound of that."
Cuphead Sentence Starters - Death Screens (Spoilers Ahead - Proceed with caution)
  • "Buttered, smashed, and mashed. It's over for you."
  • "Hey little guy, it's O.K. If you have to cry!"
  • "I'm lean, mean, and full of beta-carotene."
  • "With a face like mine is it a crime to be bouncing all the time?"
  • "I'm a handsome slime bringing pain - one bounce at a time!"
  • "I'm very smashing...even in grave situations!"
  • "We've had fightin' souls since we've been tiny tadpoles."
  • "Crude and bad, 'cause we're from the wrong side of the lily pad."
  • "You went for broke and now you're croaked!"
  • "Fitting, isn't it? I'm a blimp -- you're a wimp."
  • "You won't get too far...its been foretold in the stars."
  • "You lost too soon and I was only half moon!"
  • "Fools who attempt to fight this will leave with allergic rhinitis!"
  • "Extreme pollination and total domination!"
  • "How's the jaw, ol' chum?"
  • "For me, a sweet tooth is fiendishly uncouth!"
  • "Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious."
  • "Straight off the iron and too hot to handle!"
  • "I chew 'em up and spit 'em out."
  • "I won't sugarcoat it...you never stood a chance!"
  • "You look the fool, falling for the first trick I learn at genie school."
  • "You really didn't stack up."
  • "Do you need to borrow my sarcophagus?"
  • "That beating was for free -- no strings attached!"
  • "I need a new volunteer...this one collapsed in fear!"
  • "Why'd the clown drive over the cup? He wanted to crack him up."
  • "What'd the balloon animals think of the cup? Quite the gob-let-down!"
  • "Knock knock. Who's there? Charlie. Charlie who? Charlie horse!"
  • "What do you call a cup that falls off a swing? A tumbler!"
  • "We ain't toyin' around with you, now scram!"
  • "Don't m-m-misunderstsnd my flames -- I just meant fun and games."
  • "Sorry, I didn't mean to put you in the h-h-h-hot seat."
  • "One...two...three! You b-b-b-etter flee!"
  • "You did look foolish today, but clown tryouts are next week."
  • "I own the air -- I fly where eagles dare!"
  • "My dad's the brawn and I'm all brains! Together, we bring the pain."
  • "Even without my feathers, you're in for stormy weather!"
  • "Doggone! We got ourselves a good ol' fashioned honey heist!"
  • "Hey sugar, this is off limits. Now scram."
  • "Dominate and bombinate -- that's how I bee!"
  • "Yer skills be like me buried treasure...just a myth!"
  • "HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW!"
  • "Zat vas easy as eins, zwei, drei!"
  • "Zis tank is ze ultimate veapon. You vill not vin!"
  • "Hiss! Hiss! Me-e-e-e-ow!!"
  • "Fee fi fo fum, I'm the guardian of this ruined land."
  • "You are a cutie...I am not sure if I should catch and release!"
  • "You dare to gaze?! How 'bout some stone boots so you can swim with the fishes!"
  • "Holy mackerel! Is that your best effort?"
  • "OBJECTIVE COMPLETE. TARGET SCRAPPED."
  • "MALFUNCTION. MALFUNCTION."
  • "I have the perfect equation to hinder yer evasion!"
  • "Break a leg...nah, break two!"
  • "Stay away from center stage or succumb to the power of a starlet's rage!"
  • "Good riddance - go away! It is time for my soliloquy."
  • "Please exit left stage during my standing ovation!"
  • "I can...see...into the future. You...will be...counting worms."
  • "All aboard!! Next stop -- your funeral."
  • "Sorry! This train is only for the dead...but we can help you with that."
  • "What a glorious night for me to bring the fright!"
  • "Hey short stack! This ain't a place you wanna be hanging 'round."
  • "Looks like you could use some fresh air."
  • "You set them up, I'll know them down."
  • "Go sleep *hic* it off...you look a little *hic* rough!"
  • "Monkey see, monkey doom."
  • "...and PRESTO!! The cup has completely disappeared."
  • "This derby is over and the results are in. Last place...YOU!"
  • "Fault, scratch and choke - are you trying to hustle me?"
  • "Ah-ha! You've noticed that my style is very Russian!"
  • "So clever, so dapper, ya betta' believe this dice is loaded. Hi-de-ho!"
  • "You broke our deal...now it's my turn to break you!!!"
  • "Anyone who opposes me will be destroyed!"
  • "Yet another spooktacular performance from the Spectre Syndicate."
  • "Is success achievable? Not when we are this un-boo-lievable!"
  • "Get lost! You hear me! This tomb is only for the eerie!"
Dresden Files Books Rated By The Opening Line
  • Storm Front: "I heard the mailman approach my office door, half an hour earlier than usual. He didn't sound right. His footsteps fell more heavily, jauntily, and he whistled. A new guy. He whistled his way to my office door, then fell silent for a moment. Then he laughed."
  • Easily one of the weakest in the series. 3/10.
  • Fool Moon: "I never used to keep close track of the phases of the moon. So I didn't know that it was one night shy of being full when a young woman sat down across from me in McAnally's pub and asked me to tell her all about something that could get her killed."
  • Nicely ominous. Thanks to this book, I also keep track of the phases of the moon. Helped me catch a local werewombat. You have no idea how hard it is to put one of them down. 8/10.
  • Grave Peril: "There are reasons I hate to drive fast. For one, the Blue Beetle, the mismatched Volkswagen bug that I putter around in, rattles and groans dangerously at anything above sixty miles an hour. For another, I don't get along so well with technology. Anything manufactured after about World War II seems to be susceptible to abrupt malfunction when I get close to it. As a rule, when I drive, I drive very carefully and sensibly. // Tonight was an exception to the rule."
  • Not bad, per se, but not all that good. It takes too long to get to its point, which makes it not as good of a hook. 6/10.
  • Summer Knight: "It rained toads the day the White Council came to town."
  • This one makes me giggle. 8/10. Good job.
  • Death Masks: "Some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste. // Wizards and television."
  • Very relatable. I, too, am no fan of toothpaste in my orange juice. I used to put toothpaste in my orange juice all the time and had no clue why my orange juice tasted so bad. I mean, who knew? 9/10.
  • Blood Rites: "The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault."
  • There is no need to explain perfection. 15/10.
  • Dead Beat: "On the whole, we're a murderous race. According to Genesis, it took as few as four people to make the planet too crowded to stand, and the first murder was a fratricide. Genesis says that in a fit of jealous rage, the very first child born to mortal parents, Cain, snapped and popped the first metaphorical cap in another human being. The attack was a bloody, brutal, violent, reprehensible killing. Cain's brother Abel probably never saw it coming. // As I opened the door to my apartment, I was filled with a sense of empathic sympathy and intuitive understanding. // For freaking Cain."
  • One of the all time greats of this series. Lovely illustration of how Dresden feels and catches people up on his relationship with his brother really quick. 10/10.
  • Proven Guilty: "Blood leaves no stain on a Warden's grey cloak. I didn't know that until the day I watched Morgan, second in command of the White Council's Wardens, lift his sword over the kneeling form of a young man guilty of the practice of black magic. The boy, sixteen years old at the most, screamed and ranted in Korean underneath his black hood, his mouth spilling hatred and rage, convinced by his youth and power of his own immortality. He never knew it when the blade came down."
  • Dark. Really sets the tone for the book. Also, I'm, like, totally jealous. Blood stains are the worst. 8/10.
  • White Night: "Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are."
  • I know, right? It's, like, I thought this guy who came into work would be just a normal customer and get his stuff and leave, but, instead, he rants about conspiracy theories and shit when I can't tell him to fuck off. 9/10. Good job.
  • Small Favor: "Winter came early that year; it should have been a tip-off."
  • Not bad, but kinda weak. I mean, did he even consider that maybe winter came early because Global Warming is actually a hoax? I mean, it isn't, but couldn't he at least consider the possibility? 6/10.
  • Turn Coat: "The summer sun was busy broiling the asphalt from Chicago 's streets, the agony in my head had kept me horizontal for half a day, and some idiot was pounding on my apartment door. // I answered it and Morgan, half his face covered in blood, gasped, 'The Wardens are coming. Hide me. Please.'"
  • It's just, like, whaaaaaat? Why's Morgan here? How'd he get all bloody? And, like, he even snuck in some nice foreshadowing with the headache. Really well done. 8/10.
  • Changes: "I answered the phone, and Susan Rodriguez said, 'They've taken our daughter.'"
  • Nice and shocking, making you want to read more, but the last book did a similar shocking opening better. 5/10.
  • Ghost Story: "Life is hard. // Dying's easy."
  • Totally relatable. I, like many others, wish for death because life is too hard. Thanks for making me feel better, Harry. 8/10.
  • Cold Days: "Mab, the Queen of Air and Darkness, monarch of the Winter Court of the Sidhe, has unique ideas regarding physical therapy."
  • One would imagine. I mean, did you hear her TED talk on it? Fascinating stuff. She's an innovator in the field. 7/10.
  • Skin Game: "There was a ticking time bomb inside my head and the one person I trusted to go in and get it out hadn't shown up or spoken to me for more than a year."
  • Don't you just hate it when you have a time bomb in your head? I know I do. But not all of us know bomb defusal experts. We're not all as lucky as you are, Dresden. I had to defuse my time bomb myself. Dick. 4/10.

anonymous asked:

KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Le me is ded!!! I wish you would continue the other anon wish about batfam appreciating damian when he thinks they don't!! Omg that hurt so good <3

Thank you, darling! Here’s Jason! I think I’ll add more as they come, I got a few requests that fit nicely with the first one. We’ll call this series “5+ times Damian wandered down to the cave and a member of his family just randomly and indirectly told him that they loved him” or, you know, something shorter along that line.


It’s one of those night where sleep simply isn’t a viable option for him, so Damian wanders down to the cave to find something to work on. An old case, a new weapon, maybe just training. As long as it keeps him busy, it doesn’t matter.

He spots Jason laying on the ground of the car workshop almost immediately, and decides to ignore him out of the goodness of his heart, even if they both know that he has no right to be here. Todd, ill-mannered as ever, doesn’t return him the favor.

The moment he hears him stepping in, Jason resurfaces from under the car he’s currently fixing and whistles to call him. Whistles. Like Damian were a dog. 

“Hey brat, c’mere.”

“No.”

“What do you mean no?”

Damian glares, Jason raises an eyebrow. They both exhibit an impressive pair of bags under their eyes, but neither of them is in the position to comment on that.

“It means that I didn’t forgot about the time you dared to put those filthy hands of yours on me, Todd.”

“Jeez, kid”, Jason scoffs, sitting up to look at him. “It was only a wedgie. You make it sound like I beated you or something.”

“Tt. You would never be able to beat me.”

“I would never beat you, period”, Jason retorts harshly, and perhaps too quickly.

Damian opens his mouth to reply that what Jason would or would not do is of little consequence to him, but Jason’s face scrunches up in a funny way while the man anticipates him.

“You know that, right?”, Jason urges him all of sudden. “You know that I would never- I mean, yes, we didn’t have the best start, what with me shooting you and all, but things are… different now, right? You’re my- I wouldn’t-”

His voice wavers, then fades, and Damian honestly doesn’t know what to do with those half-sentences.

“Tt”, he answers then, looking at his feet.

Jason runs a hand over his face and looks away from him. He looks even weirder now, sitting on the floor cave, covered in grease, his whole body hardened by a mix of anger and sadness and other things Damian doesn’t care to identify.

“What did you want from me?”, he asks anyway, just to break the silence. But Jason sighs and shakes his head, lying down again to return to his work.

“Nevermind, kid.”

Damian marches towards him and his stomping feet create an echo through the whole cave.

“Tell me”, he orders.

Jason sighs again.

“The car”, he answers. “Dick says that you’re quite good with ‘em.”

“Of course I am.”

It doesn’t go unnoticed to him that Jason doesn’t ask directly for his help. Damian kneels down anyway and, squeezing and wriggling, lays down next to him under the car.

He lets Jason begin to explain the problem to him even if he has already a good idea of what it is after one look at the transmission system, and only reaches out for a wrench when Jason’s finished. He guesses that he can humor both Jason and himself for tonight. After all, it’s not like he has better things to do.


Send me an anonymous ask completing the sentence “I wish you would write a fic where… (REQUESTS CLOSED, SORRY!)

anonymous asked:

You're not a feminist, so you don't think woman are equal to men?

I think in America women are equal to men where in the worst of places in America where discrimination still exists between genders it’s only a slight bit lower with a small gap (thanks to the equality movements in the 20s and along with race rights in the 60s)

However in other countries I beg to differ on equality because look at Saudi Arabia, women are treated like dirt if not lower so people in America need to shut up about feminism because they don’t realize they have it pretty good and take shit for granted

As I said in my last rant I have a very provlaged life and I know I do my parents forced me to get a job and such early on as to make me appreciate what I had rather than just live and not know what it’s like to earn stuff rather than have it handed to you

I don’t think the problem with feminism isn’t as much feminism as much as how we are brought up as a first world society where we are handed things rather than made to work for them because most kids are brought up as of they have a tantrum their parents go “oh oh oh I’m sorry I didn’t mean it here you go” and not so much “You realize this is getting you no where, apologize and clean up your act and then you get it” because most feminism is
“Give me my rights”
“No”
“THIS IS PROOF OF THE PATRIARCHY”
“I’m a woman”
“SHE’S SUCCUMB TO THEIR WAYS”
Then proceed to keep complaining rather than sit there and protest like a civil decent human being and fight for what’s right without a hissy fit to achieve it

I may be a meme page but I’m more than open to having a civil debate with people and I’ll give serious answers when deserved but not constantly because I need my fan base to be happy too, serve the people serve yourself, so I won’t always reply to these things but sometimes I will because I’m sure people are curious about my views

Fearlesskiki’s Appreciation Post (edition 4)

412 Tumblr followers

877 Notes in a Tumblr meme (Evil Kermit football version)

337 Notes in a Tumblr meme (Footballers as Pokemon)

48 Notes in Tumblr for a caption comic (It’s Super Manu)

953 kudos and 182 comments in AO3

85 Bookmarks in AO3

147 Kudos for a single fanfiction People Fall in Love in Mysterious Ways

20 Subscribers for a single fanfiction Wait For Me


I know that the numbers are simply nothing to be brag about (I’m pretty sure people had achieved more than me) but this is a nice reminder that there are real people out there that appreciate the work that you put out. A very good signal boost that I’m sure everyone loves. Yesterday one of my readers offered to translate one of my fics into Chinese. And you can imagine the joy I had when I read that message.


Valentine’s Day is a day to celebrate love and love come in many different ways and shapes.  I thought it would be fitting to post today. (this should be posted last month but shhh…) Anyway, let’s start with some special mentions:


To all my followers! Thank you for putting up for everything that I’ve done. I know I’m not perfect but thank you for being there especially those who had followed me for a long time.


To the lovely @bayer-mund , my bestie, my OTP and my little sister. I’m still thankful that you reached out and get to know me. Otherwise, my introvert self will never ever have a true friend like you. Thank you for laughing with all my Lahm jokes, although I can’t differentiate if you really enjoy those Lahm jokes or just being super nice XD And thank you for being my other support system ♥


@half-fallen time zone is such an evil thing! We never get to chat for a long time :( But you know I always love you ♥ and your fics ♥


@thomastuchels I’m so happy to get to know you through Secret Santa program! I missed you and I hope we could find some time and chat again. Ahhh…


@bastischweinski @marcoasensioss  @edenshazards @heyzard  I’m so happy to know all of you, especially since we have so many things in common…. Roger Roger… I’m really looking forward to the journey that is going to bring me. 


@aussenrist15 @basthiago @leupolz I still love you and will love you forever.


@footballerindreams @acercrea @gayern-munchen @satansfavouritegirl @incredybala @india-force @rechargeable-battery @rowan-fcb @saintneuer @crazy-fangirl @satanic-horsemen @teamraikkonen @thomasmulli Mutuals that I really I hope we can talk more often but my introvert self is just sucks to be a friend. Bye. And also, time zone still sucks.


@osondu-imafidon  it is lovely to meet you and I hope we can have more fun together.


@penalteaze Thank you for your wonderful V-day card! It tickles my bone and I hope you enjoy mine.


For the rest, I’m sorry that I’m unable to give a special mention to everyone but I still love you very much (and I hope ya’ll don’t change your url so often lol). To those that create gifs and amazing contents, thank you for your hard work that decorates my blog ♥ Also to those who read my fics and follow me here from AO3, (I know who and who) I love you the most.


0-C

@3one3 @acciothirteen @0503216 @adamnlallana @allesmulleroderwas @amyharripersad @annalewandowska-style @anthea-afh @apfelschuerrle @apocalypticwriter @as-seen-on-disney @asstoine @aubatman @aurorgravcs @bavarian-pretzel @bayernkink @bbarahel @benedikthummels @benehoewedes @bvb-will-never-walk-alone @calumchambers @captainfips @chasingpegasus @crazy-for-kloppo @cutereus 


D-G

@daysofdeutsch @dailydortmund @deutschtaeglich @diegelbewand @dieroten-bayern @diuvivatbvb @draxlerr @dxbayern @elliesjoy @elliesbeatingheart @ethereal-elephant @fakecheesepizza @fatherpique @federerblog @federersroger @flavenne @flowers-underfoot @football-hqs @football-s @footballblogsdirectory @footballconfessions @footballcrown @frommybeautifulmind @fromyouraveragegirl @fuckyeahowedes @fulldazeobjec @fussballgoth @fyeahneuer @gerraaard @goalretzka @golden-skies-ahead @grantixhaka


H-L

@hellograce2513 @herrkimmich @hummxlz @immersudkurve @irenydraws @james-milner @jacksannie @jarzardart @jordanshenderson @khanhtruc02 @klopporules @koenigreus @kopzone @kopzonehq @kopzonedaily @lahmageddon @lahmz @laroja-wardrobe @leomessiforever @lernen-sie-deutsch-mit-mir @lesbleusthroughandthrough @lesliefcbayern @lewandioski @lewanlordski @liebandowski @lionelandresmessii @lizclimo @loriskariius21 @love-whatelse @lukanotmodric @lukaszpiszcat  


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@manuelnewer @manusbananu @manuwallneuer @marcohan @marchisio-s @marcoverreus @mariogoetze @messifangirl @miasanmuller @miasanmannschaft @milanpique @mnlnr @moreira-marinho @nikbok94 @oficialmuller @oh-my-schurrle @oh-marco-you-so-fine @papirafinha @pcdolski @pei3325 @perks-of-being-chinese @piquedly @plszczek @poetry-in-motion-tra-la-la-la @positivedoodles @princeofdortmund @princephilipplahm  


R-Z

@radiomuller @reuer @reusful @reusment @reusloverforever @robholding @sashapique @sampers @sandra-delaiglesia-fanarts @sassybartra @seventeenlovesthree @satandowski @shakelikeshakira @shootballx @skribblings @sterndesuedens @teandkimi @thekopscout @thenormalone1892 @thisblogwillstillbeyourdownfall @thomasmuellerfcbayern @thomasmxller @withhopeinourheart @wojshere @woodyinholover @wtfduolingo @xjuventusfootballclub @yespodolski @yidee @zedtheartist @zetagirly


I really hope I didn’t miss out anyone! (If I did, please give me a nudge or message) All of the mentioned blogs are certified safe (by yours truly) so you don’t need to worry about being bulliedAll of them are very friendly to all gender, sexual preference, races, and religions.


#standing with an army

Which Batman Villain Should You Fight?
  • The Joker: You should fight the Joker but don't. He's always got some dirty trick up his sleeve and he's smarter than you think. Even if you win and don't die, he'll probably come back with some horrific retaliation against you and your family.
  • Poison Ivy: Don't fight Poison Ivy. She might not be the best hand to hand but she's got all those strangling vines and giant venus fly traps to feed you to. If you win, you're never going to be able to leave your house again and if you have a garden, you're fucked.
  • The Riddler: You should absolutely fight Riddler. He's an arrogant, patronizing nerd who thinks he can get away with talking smack. Fight him and shove him in a locker. Asshole.
  • Mr Freeze: I mean, you can fight Freeze but why would you want to? He's done some bad things but give the guy a break, okay? He's just trying to help his wife. Don't be a douchebag.
  • Catwoman: Why would you want to fight Catwoman? She's just here for your stuff, which is probably insured. She's got a lot of hungry kitty mouths to feed, okay? Just calm down. Plus, she's x10 a better fighter than you'll ever be. Don't be fooled by the tight-fitting spandex.
  • Scarecrow: Fight him, so long as you have a gas mask. He's an asshole. He got his "violent dancing" but it's 99% most likely bullshit.
  • Two-Face: Oh yeah, fight the scarred guy. Does he deserve it? Well, yes. I mean, he beat up the first Robin with a baseball bat and has killed a bunch of people but his life is HORRIBLE. Do you know how hard it is to find a date looking the way he does? He'd probably just shoot you before you could land a punch, anyway.
  • Bane: Don't fight Bane. It's not a good move, ask Batman.
  • Harley Quinn: Lots of people have tried and failed to fight Harley Quinn. Why would you want to? She's so adorable. And she's got enough on her plate as it is. She'd probably kick your ass but give the girl a break, jeez.
  • Ra's al Ghul: DON'T FUCKING FIGHT RA'S AL FUCKING GHUL. A FEW WEEKS OF TRAINING WILL NOT BEAT AN IMMORTAL ASSASSIN WHO IS THE LEADER OF A LEAGUE OF THEM. LEAVE RA'S TO THE PROFESSIONALS.
  • The Penguin: Fight Penguin. He's a pompous prick who needs to be taught a lesson. Watch out for the sharp end of that umbrella, though.
  • Man-Bat: Don't fight Man-Bat. Poor guy can't control it. Just leave him alone.
  • Killer Croc: What the fuck is wrong with you? Don't fight Croc. Dude eats people, which should be motivation enough to stay away from him but apart from that he's a chill guy. He gives people a home in his sewers. It's fine, don't fight him.
Richard Siken Quote Starters
  • I woke up in the morning and I didn't want anything, didn't do anything, couldn't do it anyway.
  • I say I want you inside me and you hold my head underwater. I say I want you inside me and you split me open with a knife.
  • Vanity makes you say things like "I deserved a better life than this."
  • I sleep. I dream. I make up things that I would never say. I say them very quietly.
  • Your world doesn't make sense.
  • Someone once told me that explaining is an admission of failure. I'm sure you remember, I was on the phone with you, sweetheart.
  • A man takes his sadness and throws it away but then he's still left with his hands.
  • I've been in your body and it was a carnival ride.
  • Tell me about the dream where we pull the bodies out of the lake and dress them in warm clothes again.
  • Love always wakes the dragon and suddenly, flames everywhere.
  • You're in a car with a beautiful boy, and he won't tell you that he loves you, but he loves you.
  • Is that too much to expect? That I would name the stars for you?
  • To them he is a mirror, but to you he is a room.
  • You want a better story. Who wouldn't?
  • Let's admit, without apology, what we do to each other.
  • If you love me, Henry, you don't love me in a way I understand.
  • He was pointing at the moon, but I was looking at his hand.
  • I am more than one thing, and not all of those things are good.
  • Fairy tales have rules. You are a princess or you aren't.
  • You wanted to think of yourself as someone who did these kinds of things. You wanted to be in love and he happened to get in the way.
  • We have not touched the stars, nor are we forgiven.
  • If this isn't a kingdom then I don't know what is.
  • Your body told me in a dream it's never been afraid of anything.
  • You swallow my heart and flee, but I want it back now, baby. I want it back.
  • Sorry about the blood in your mouth. I wish it was mine.
  • Everyone needs a place. It shouldn't be inside of someone else.
  • I'm sorry I came to your party and seduced you and left you bruised and ruined.
  • Everyone could see the way his muscles worked, the way we look like animals, his skin barely keeping him inside.
  • I'm pulling you out of the burning buildings and you say "I'll give you anything" but you never come through.
  • Dear Forgiveness, I saved a plate for you. Quit milling around the yard and come inside.
  • You wanted happiness, I can't blame you for that.
  • I swear, I end up feeling empty, like you've taken something out of me and I have to search my body for scars.
  • Oh, the things we invent when we are scared and want to be rescued.
  • I do believe his mouth is heaven, his kisses falling over me like stars.
  • He had green eyes, so I wanted to sleep with him. Green eyes flecked with yellow, dried leaves on the surface of a pool. You could drown in those eyes, I said.
  • Damn if there isn't anything sexier than a slender boy with a handgun, a fast car, a bottle of pills.
  • The entire history of human desire takes about seventy minutes to tell. Unfortunately, we don't have that kind of time.
  • You play along, because you want to die for love, you always have.
  • You're trembling, but he reaches over and he touches you, like a prayer for which no words exist.
  • Moonlight making crosses on your body, and me putting my mouth on every one.
  • I wouldn't kill your pony. I'd like to believe it, anyway.
  • Imagine a story where everything goes wrong, where everyone has their back against the wall, where everyone is in pain and acting selfishly because if they don't, they'll die.
  • You're a train and I'm a train station and when I try to guess your trajectory I end up telling my own story.
  • The way you slam your body into mine reminds me I'm alive.
  • I'm just a writer. I write things down. I walk through your dreams and invent the future.
  • I couldn't get the boy to kill me, but I wore his jacket for the longest time.
  • Imagine a story, not of good against evil, but of need against need against need, where everyone is at cross-purposes and everyone is to blame.
  • You looked at me long enough to see something mysterious under all the gruff and bluster. Thanks.
  • In the wrong light anyone can look like a darkness.
  • You just wanted to prove there was one safe place, just one safe place where you could love him. You have not found that place yet.
  • This is not harmless. You are not breathing.
  • Lesson number one -- be sneaky and have a plan.
  • I know history. There are many names in history but none of them are ours.
  • You know that a boy who likes boys is a dead boy, unless he keeps his mouth shut, which is what you didn't do, because you are weak and hollow and it doesn't matter anymore.
  • Tell me how all this, and love too, will ruin us.
  • Sometimes you get so close to someone you end up on the other side of them.
  • When someone is trying to ditch you, kill you, never go back.
  • All wars are the same war.
  • We are all going forward. None of us are going back.
  • I'm not suggesting the world is good, that life is easy, or that any of us are entitled to better.
  • I wanted to be wanted and he was very beautiful, kissed with his eyes closed, and only felt good while moving.
  • Okay, so I'm the dragon. Big deal. You still get to be the hero.
  • Actually, you said Love, for you, is larger than the usual romantic love. It's like a religion. It's terrifying.
  • You take her out into the rain and you fall in love with her and she leaves you and you're desolate.
  • Sorry about the scene at the bottom of the stairwell and how I ruined everything by saying it out loud.
  • Someone is digging your grave right now.
  • There's a niche in his chest where a heart would fit perfectly.
  • Your co-workers ask if everything's okay and you tell them you're just tired.
  • Here is the repeated image of the lover destroyed.
  • At this point in the story so many things have gone wrong, so many bad decisions made, that it's a wonder anyone would want to continue reading.
  • Eventually something you love is going to be taken away.
  • I wanted to hurt you but the victory is that I could not stomach it.
  • Tell me we're dead and I'll love you even more.
  • I take the parts that I remember and stitch them back together to make a creature that will do what I say or love me back.
  • I am sad and angry and I want everyone to be alive again.

Oh, oh, oh
Others come & go
But you’re in my soul forevermore

                                          1 year anniversary!

Um? 

Are you sure you’ve reached the right place ?

Did you really want Kisaragi Yuffie, the love & joy of my life, for this long ? 

Gaise. I didn’t expect here to be so long. I didn’t think I’d pick up popularity. I certainly didn’t think anyone would notice me. But here we are at 630 followers ( despite my recent inactivity, omg I’m so sorry, I’m never home these days & I’m so exhausted ) & steadily growing ! 

I don’t even know what to say. I’m just really speechless. Other than saying thank you ( & possibly to ask you to pray for me, I have so many drafts bc y’all keep me with something to do these days ). If you’ve ever sent me a message, an ask, a meme, or just checked out my blog, I’m sincerely appreciative for your attention, that I am. And I look forward to improving & growing closer to all of you, as time progresses. Of course, I have no idea for how long this blog will continue– but if you want me here, I’ll keep trying ! That’s the least I can promise !

Let’s keep writing together ! 

( & naturally, continue to send in your comments, suggestions, & positivity ! I listen to requests, too ! )


This is also a time to announce stuff! That I plan(ned) to do, things I’m curious about your interest in. Such as:

  • Streaming games. Because I should really play them anyway & I’ll be inspired by you.
  • Actually doing those specific character metas.
  • Events ! I’m currently considering a Halloween event at the moment & I’ll likely do Yuffie’s birthday again. Also, Christmas & Wutai New Year once more. If you think yay or nay, or have ideas about other things I should do, please let me know.

& now, what I’m sure you’ve been waiting for– the friend section !

restore materia.

@arachnexdragoon @stingslikeabee @kunselxknows @adventhero @exko @delamentos @fairlegacy @gaeaguard @immortalguardian @caerula-parma @sanctiichor @vcrmiculo @grxvidus @lockedfighter @busanbunnie @crystarium-rose @exxciineriibus @reapers-folly @gangleadiing @bloodiedrequiem @tsengofshinra @timberwings

summon materia.

@phylxrchus @starabe @kyouminaine @tinyyellowraincoat @ofturks @axgmented @katana-otoko @shuriken-onna @spiras-sunshine @akamure @fanghowled @rcnoschopper @ibisangelus @rexcrystallis @visionsparked @elysiancia @thecxmmissioner @frailwaves @notavampirehere

command materia.

@galianbork @meiliva @ivory-paragon @argentnoir @sinstress @lastscion @underplater @ffamran @ofrhapsodos @lunastusx @gloriamaleficus @soldierentity @clynefaction @marredcode @astrahlborne @prudentiae @gotitmemorised @keysofthekingdom @korosazu @fiircstartcr @divinemotif @tidesmother @ofsilverguns @silkoversteel @tyyrant @lupus-solitarius @wulffsbane @theplagueofstars @sanguinepeccatorum @rotnichor @hibiikki @adventson @flava-proelium @irafatum @tragicxscarlet @leviathkand @fragilefated @mirror-demon @rude-at-your-service @drexm-eater @nightscaped @jourdevanille @magitekelite @dancing-dagger

cornholius  asked:

#18 for rebelcaptain please and thank you :)

18. things you said when you were scared

The knock on his door roused Cassian from a fitful sleep, getting up quickly and throwing pants and a shirt on to answer it. Jyn stood at his door, and if it were possible to look defiant and sheepish at the same time she managed it.

“Jyn?”

She bit her lip, before the words tumbled out of her in a rush. “I was sitting with Bodhi and the other pilots and they were telling weird stories about spirits that roam about on the other side of the temple and that’s why no one goes there and I just laughed at them but now I can’t sleep.” She huffed and crossed her arms in front of her. “Can I sleep here?”

Cassian blinked, tried oh so hard not to break into a smile. “Of course.” He stepped aside to let Jyn into his room. She walked in, stopped by the side of the bed for a moment, before she shrugged her shoulders and climbed in, pasting herself to the side closest to the wall. Cassian pressed his lips together, and climbed in beside her. There was at least a foot of room between them, and the bed wasn’t big to begin with. Cassian sighed.


“You know, you can move over some more. There’s plenty of room.”

Jyn cautiously rolled over until she was on her back, her face still turned away. Their shoulders brushed, and they both froze.

“Okay?” Cassian managed to squeak out. Jyn nodded stiffly. Cassian turned off the light, and a heavy silence filled the room.

“Cassian?” Jyn finally whispered into the darkness, “Are you asleep?”

“Not yet.”

“Tell me I’m being stupid, but it’s not true, is it? About the spirits?”

“You’re not stupid.”

“So it’s true?!”

“I didn’t say that.”

“Will you tell me if it’s true or not?”

“What difference does it make, Jyn? They may or may not be there. It really depends on what you believe.”

Jyn was silent for so long that Cassian thought she’d fallen asleep. Until the sheets rustled, and he could feel her turning towards him, and tentatively getting closer. The warmth of her body next to him sent a jolt through his spine.

“Cassian?”

“Mm?”

“Will you– hold me?”

Cassian hesitated only for a moment, before he turned to her and wrapped his arms around her. “Is this okay?” His heart thudded in his chest, and he hoped she couldn’t feel it.

“Much better.” She sighed, and Cassian could feel her body relaxing in his arms. “Thank you.”

“Anytime, Jyn.” And he secretly hoped there would be more times like this.

send me a ship and one of these and i’ll write a mini fic

Chem & Bio Pick Up Lines
  • If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
  • You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
  • Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
  • Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
  • Do you have 11 protons? 'Cause you're Sodium fine!
  • Do you like Science? Because I've got my ion you!
  • You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.
  • You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
  • Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!
  • Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
  • Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
  • I bet you're like calcium bicarbonate - if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!
  • Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne
  • Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
  • Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you're a total BaBe.
  • Im more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.
  • I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.
  • I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
  • If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
  • We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
  • You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.
  • You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
  • If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
  • Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
  • Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.
  • Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
  • Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
  • According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
  • Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
  • How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
  • If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
  • We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
  • My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
  • I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
  • You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
  • I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.
  • You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
  • Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
  • Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
  • It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat
  • If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.
  • Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
  • If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
  • If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
  • If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
  • Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
  • I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
  • You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
  • Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
  • You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
  • Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
  • I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
  • I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.
  • Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?

cattearambles  asked:

I don't know when I started shipping Klance but I really liked this whole "we're rivals" but at the same time, they weren't? I loved their whole dynamic because they were shown to have really good teamwork and I felt like their rivalry could eventually blossom into something softer and kinder. I just really liked their connection and what it could mean. I think also they reminded me of my grandparents? weird as that sounds. They argue about small things but they really love each other.

y’know i wanted to give a serious answer to this but when i tried to copy/paste another ask that fit to this into here i pasted this instead and it still fits so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“They argue about small things but they really love each other.”

  • Chat noir: I lost my partner, Ladybug, to an akuma that turned into a T-Rex a few days ago
  • Ladybug: *from another room* Stop telling everybody that I'm dead!
  • Chat: *sighs* Sometimes I can still hear her voice