plc anon, im all of them except coran because what the fuck is a turn signal? what do u mean going the speed limit? what is a stop sign? what do u mean listening to Hamilton as loudly as i can while screaming out the lyrics is not "safe" officer? but ive never gotten a ticket? one time a guy cut me off and my older bro was like "no no it's not worth it don't fight them FUCKING DRIVE" and we didn't know i couldn't see well until i was 16, so i shouldn't have been able to drive. (mostly pidge tho)
adkfjgsdjhf oh no
i’ve never gone the speed limit a day in my life, my guy. i don’t have severe road rage, but i get like. miffed. disappointed. grumbly.
tbh the only time i’ve gotten pulled over was for the Pidge Situation (unknowingly going 75 in a 25) because it was late at night and i was a new driver unfamiliar with the location. it was my second six months with a license which meant i wasn’t supposed to be out after 10pm except for school or church functions, and i was coming back from a tennis tournament, so my license wasn’t in danger but i was worried it might not count and i’d be in huge trouble? so i was very
scared polite to the officer and he said that it was an honest mistake (the road eventually turns into a highway and i thought we were already on it) and he didn’t want me to get points on my license this early on and let me go without any ticket.
i thanked him profusely and he said “no problem. i hope you get home to _____ safely!” “oh, um…thanks!” i replied, confused as to how he knew what city i was from. was it on my drivers license? i didn’t think so. i meditated on this during the hour drive (les mis blasting) and finally i got home, looked in the mirror, and realized that i had my high school/town name written across the front of my shirt in large, bold text.