i don't know if i like this but whatev

anonymous asked:

opinons on disabled gansey who uses forearm crutches on Good days and occasionally uses a wheelchair and has leg braces bc i Love Projecting Myself On Relatable Characters

!!! opinions is that this is Good because we here on this blog are All About projection headcanons !!! 

Yet ANOTHER commission!! This time it’s Hermione and Crookshanks! (Commissioner didn’t actually ask for Crookshanks but I added him in anyway because he is a legend)

If you want to commission me to help me raise money for my placement year, I’m taking £20 (+optional tip of whatever amount) for a piece like this. Message me if you’re interested!

when i was in like seventh grade we would do just dances in my science teacher’s room every day for like fifteen mintues (don’t ask,,,i have no answer) and we did “she looks so perfect” by 5sos a lot,,,idk why but whatever
we did it so much that we’d all memorized the song, so we all sang along whenever we danced to it, but one day someone decided to change a lyric. instead of saying “american apparel underwear” as it says in the song someone just yelled out “CAPTAIN AMERICA UNDERWEAR” and ofc being random ass seventh graders we thought it was hilarious and soon, everyone was singing captain america underwear every time.

now, fast forward to maybe like two years later. i haven’t heard the song in ages, but i’m at the park with my friend goofing off and having a good time. all of a sudden i hear the guitar starting up and we immediately make eye contact. “oh my god” i whisper. we get up off the swing set we’re on and start dancing around being absolute fucking fools. and then it’s the chorus, and we basically scream out “CAPTAIN AMERICA UNDERWEAR” when it comes around,,,and then the music stops.

these girls come out of seemingly nowhere with iphones in hand. they’ve got full faces of makeup and look like they’re going to a fashion show,,,but instead they’re at a park. props to them, i could never do that, but it seemed a bit silly at the time.

one of them gets right up in our faces and says “are,,,are you the ones who were singing along??” ofc we’re like fuck yeah dude that song is the shit and the girl’s like “well if you really knew the song you would know the line is “american apparel underwear not captain america underwear. i bet you don’t even know who 5sos is!” 

and we’re just standing there like lmao ur right i have no clue who 5sos is we just like that song and this girl smirks and saunters off with her fancy friends back to wherever the hell they were before

anyway that was a surreal experience that happened a couple days ago and it’s been haunting me ever since like wtf

Finn : a complexe, well-rounded, loveable black character

Hux : a white guy we saw 3 minutes in the movie, who said 3 lines, so 
insignificant I didn’t even remember he was there after seeing the movie 

not to sound like an Abused Kid™ but parents and other adults are untrustworthy and can turn on you without a moment’s notice

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He gave me 19 caps and then ascended to heaven. 

The thing about 21 pilots and why everyone hates them is that the majority of their music is about mental illness, by two mentally ill people, and the songs are meant for mentally ill people. The problem is the two songs that least address this got super popular and the fandom grew to include a lot of people who aren’t mentally ill. And then these people act like the messages and shit are about them when they really aren’t. Like I have seen neurotypical people say “oh we all have a blurryface” when blurryface is a personification of the mental illness of the lead singer. And then other neurodivergent people see these NT people claiming terms and metaphors for mental illness for their own and it understandably pisses them off.

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a soft and beautiful man and the sharp asshole that lives in his house

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Daisy Johnson in Agents of SHIELD: ‘Farewell, Cruel World!’

The Plumber Hoedown

I was gonna gif it (well, I still might) but you KNOW no gifset is ever going to be as hilarious as this video is so W A T C H it.

the signs as Rick and Morty quotes
  • Aries: I've got about a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasant, the rest is annoying garbage!
  • Taurus: Get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know? Take it to the Shit Store and sell it, or put it in a Shit Museum, I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together.
  • Gemini: Listen, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe because I'm the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.
  • Cancer: Aw, man. I really liked this life. Well, at least I didn't really crap my pants.
  • Leo: Whatever you're asking, the answer is I'm amazing.
  • Virgo: What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
  • Libra: Yeah sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad.
  • Scorpio: I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior. If I were you I wouldn't pull that thread.
  • Sagittarius: You gotta flip 'em off, I told them it means "peace among worlds", how hilarious is that!
  • Capricorn: Don't waste your brain on those weirdos... They just put you at the center of their lives because you're powerful, and then because they put you there, they want you to be less powerful.
  • Aquarius: Okay, well...sometimes science is more art than science. Lot of people don't get that.
  • Pisces: Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?

sjw tumblr: “don’t tell me what it’s like to live as a poc in america!”

me: then don’t tell me what it’s like to live as a white person, either