i don't know i'm trash this isn't even a good idea

What went down in Dislocoeur
  • INTRO SEQUENCE
  • Ms. Bustier: in many fairy tales the prince breaks the spell by kissing the princess, can anyone tell me why?
  • Rose: BECAUSE DO THE SMOOCHY THING
  • Ms. Bustier: that's not really an answer
  • Max: technically this only applies to 87% of fairy tales
  • Ms. Bustier: there's no way that number is correct
  • Ms. Bustier: maybe like 7% or 8% at most
  • Rose: DO THE SMOOCHY THING
  • Ms. Bustier: yes Rose we got that
  • Rose: DO THE SMOOCHY THING DO THE SMOOCHY THING DO THE SMOOCHY THING
  • Ms. Bustier: who are you even talking to
  • Ms. Bustier: are you saying that in the imperative
  • Rose: pls do the smoochy thing :( #ladynoir
  • Adrien: well I just wrote this poem time to toss it in the garbage with the rest of the fandom
  • Marinette: hmm I wonder what that hot guy threw in the trash
  • Marinette: ooh it's a poem!
  • Marinette: "roses are red, violets are violet, poetry is f**king hard, do the smoochy thing pls"
  • Chloé: hmm why is Marinette looking through the garbage
  • Sabrina: did you know there's an entire fandom in there?
  • Chloé: wow she must be really desperate
  • Max: kk Kim it's time for you to run along this route and meet your crush on a bridge
  • Kim: why is her route so convoluted
  • Max: idk but if you meet her on that particular bridge and give her this particular jewel you've got a 87% chance of success
  • Kim: there's no way that number is correct
  • Kim: maybe like 7% or 8% at most
  • Marinette: I say go for it!
  • Kim: kk, running now
  • Alya: NO WAIT COME BACK
  • Alya: NEVER TAKE ROMANTIC ADVICE FROM MARINETTE
  • Marinette: now imma write a poem to Adrien
  • Chloé: and imma break the hearts of a buncha tweens
  • Chloé: hey tweens! you see how fabulous I am? well I'm never gonna date you
  • Chloé: do you see what you're missing out on
  • Chloé: well that was fun anyway I hope one of you gets akumatized now
  • Chloé: F**K ALL Y'ALL TO THE END OF THE WORLD AND BACK
  • Chloé: b**ch I'm out
  • Kim: *goes to bridge*
  • Kim: this is the Pont des Arts, right?
  • Kim: so where did all the locks go
  • Kim: it's just panes of plexiglass
  • Kim: this is way less romantic now
  • Chloé: hey Kim
  • Kim: hey Chloé lemme smash
  • Chloé: are you for real
  • Kim: I got you blue AND yellow
  • Chloé: you're as pathetic as that meme
  • Kim: she doesn't want blue and yellow
  • Chloé: look I've got a buncha tweens clamoring after me now
  • Chloé: so you're like fourth in line at best
  • Chloé: BYE
  • Kim: what has my life come to
  • Hawkmoth: wow this is even more sad than usual
  • Hawkmoth: like, I actually feel really sorry for you
  • Hawkmoth: so here have an incredibly cool transformation
  • Dislocoeur: now we're talkin
  • Dislocoeur: I've got a bow and arrows!
  • Dislocoeur: pew pew pew!
  • Marinette: and now it's POETRY TIME
  • Alya: whaddaya got
  • Marinette: "roses are nerds, poems are easy, lemme smash pls bc I think you're hot"
  • Alya: wot
  • Marinette: wow romance really isn't all that great when you're honest about it
  • Alya: wow and here I didn't think you'd ever have enough experience with romance to figure that out
  • Marinette: ooh sweet burn
  • Marinette: btw that flying guy just shot you with an arrow
  • Alya: yeah that's where the sweet burn came from
  • Alya: and now I'm suddenly tempted to go confront Nino in a rap battle
  • Marinette: YES DO IT
  • Marinette: ok Tikki let's kick that flying guy's butt
  • Dislocoeur: hey it's Ladybug!
  • Marinette: no not yet
  • Dislocoeur: oops sorry
  • Marinette: Tikki, spots on!
  • Dislocoeur: there we go!
  • Ladybug: welp running away now
  • Dislocoeur: pew pew pew!
  • Chat Noir: hey Ladybug I've got a confession to make
  • Ladybug: look I already know you love me ok?
  • Ladybug: please don't endanger us by confessing what's already incredibly obvious when there's a supervillain trying to shoot us
  • Dislocoeur: *shoots Chat Noir*
  • Ladybug: that one's on him
  • Dislocoeur: yeah kinda
  • Chat Noir: now imma kill you
  • Ladybug: why
  • Chat Noir: because hate always wins
  • Ladybug: citation needed
  • Chat Noir: citation: the US election
  • Ladybug: ok fair point
  • Chat Noir: you just accepted anecdotal evidence as proof of a general claim
  • Ladybug: oops you're right
  • Chat Noir: now prepare to die
  • Dislocoeur: *tracks down Chloé*
  • Chloé: wow and here I thought you couldn't get any more ridiculous
  • Dislocoeur: imma shoot you now
  • Chloé: and give me the ability to make even sweeter burns than usual?
  • Dislocoeur: wait nvm that's a terrible idea
  • Chloé: wow even as a villain you can't succeed in anything
  • Dislocoeur: hey Hawkmoth can you Tier 2 akumatize me?
  • Hawkmoth: sorry buddy you're on your own
  • Ladybug: I gotta figure out how to dehateify Chat Noir!
  • Brain ghost Ms. Bustier: the prince breaks the spell by kissing the princess
  • Brain ghost Rose: DO THE SMOOCHY THING
  • Ladybug: disclaimer—the following kiss is intended solely as a means of counteracting Dislocoeur's akuma-granted ability, and should not be interpreted in any romantic or otherwise non-platonic context
  • Ladybug and Chat Noir: *do the smoochy thing*
  • Rose: YES THIS IS PERFECT
  • Chat Noir: I don't remember any of that
  • Ladybug: good now end that f**ker
  • Chat Noir: *ends that f**ker*
  • Ladybug: well I guess we're done here
  • ROLL CREDITS
  • Yang: *During a battle with the white fang and Adam, Yang and Blake hide within a abandon store as They treat wounds they have received after an ambush.* Well that could have gone better. GRR! *Yang groaned as Blake tightened a rag bandages around Yang's leg.*
  • Blake: Sorry. Sigh This is all my fault. *Blake Apologized as she removed her coat, hissing in pain with the cut on here arm to which her blonde girlfriend removed her scarf and used it to stop her bleeding.* I should have known Adam would be here and wouldn't face us fairly.
  • Yang: Well. To be fair, is was two on one.
  • Blake: Yang I'm serious! Even just the two of us are barely an equal to Adam and that was before his semblance was fully charged. *Blake gritted her teeth as her eyes water slightly at the memories of Yang flying across the air before a red flash and her falling to the ground with her arm falling else where.* I can't let that happen to you again.
  • Yang: *Yang watched her girlfriend before surprising her with a soft kiss on her lips Blake's cat ears shotting straight up before relaxing as Yang smiled, wiping a stray tear from Blake's cheek.* That's not going to happen this time Blake, nor will it ever again.
  • Blake: But Wha-
  • Yang: Don't worry. *Yang interrupted as she looked around the abandon store they were in and smiled as something could her eye.* After what happened I learned that you don't always have to charge head on to a problem to solve it when you can get around it.
  • Blake: *Blake raised an eyebrow at Yang before following her gaze at what she is smiling at.* What are you- Oh... You thing it will work?
  • Yang: *yang stood up and walked to the item* Oh Yeah. Goat boy isn't the only one with a maxed out semblance. I'll just have to bait me a little.
  • Blake: And how are you going to do that?
  • Yang: Well I have an Idea but you're not going to like it. *Yang Smirked and then giggle at Blake's grump cat face.*
  • ~later~
  • Adam: *Adam with a half broken mask and torn clothes walked down the street alone, his man finishing loading the stolen weapons they have taken, as he followed a trail of blood drops of Yang and his ex partner.* Come out. Come out. Where ever you are. *Adam called out.* There is no use hiding your pet, my love. You know how this will end.
  • Yang: With my foot knocking your teeth out? *Adam heard whipping his head around to spot Yang standing on the side walk smiling as she punches her gauntlets together* Causes That's kinda the plan.
  • Adam: Hmph. Blake's pet. In a hurry to lose your other arm I see. *Adam smirked while turning towards the young huntress.*
  • Yang: It's Yang but you can call Sir, Goat boy. *Adam's smirk disappear, moving his hand to rest upon the handle of his blade.* And trust me, that won't happen this time Because I got three things you don't.
  • Adam: Oh Really? And what would those be.
  • Yang: Well the first being the Promise I made to Blake and myself Of bringing you down! *Yang Began to say before quickly firing out four round, all of which Adam swiftly avoided.* The second being That I won't lose to you ever again! *She then kicked a near by trash can towards the bull faunus along with shooting two more blast from her gauntlets.*
  • Adam: *Unfortunately, Adam easily batted the trash can away with his sheathed sword and unsheathing it half way to absorb the blasts* And the third being? Huh? *He asked only to Find Yang no longer standing where she was but is now at the entrance of an alleyway.*
  • Yang: The third Blake giving me the two things she's never give you! HER LOVE AND HER V-CARD, GOAT BOY! *Yang shouted proudly flipping Adam the middle finger before seeing his grip his sword tightly and charge at her with all the red on his body glowing.* Uh-oh. *Yang muttered before quickly rushing into the dark alley.*
  • Adam: Nevermind your arms! *Adam growled as after only two second of enter the alleyway after briefly losing site of Yang before spotting seeing her blonde hair few steps away.* I'LL JUST CUT OFF YOUR DUMB BLONDE HEAD! *He shouted as he unleashed his semblance cutting with the blonde and both buildings beside them. However, Just as a evil grin appeared on his lips it disappeared just a quickly as the two halves of the blonde.* What!?
  • Blake: Ahem. *Adam snapped his head up to the sound of Blake's voice to find the cat faunus standing on the ladder of a fire escape as she pulled off a blonde wig.* You missed. *Blake stated simply dropping the wig infornt of her ex partner.*
  • Adam: *It was at this moment as Adam watched the wig fall an burst of flaming aura appeared in front of him revealing a crouching red eyed Yang with a drawn back burning gold right fist.* SHI-
  • Yang: Pay back's a bitch. *Yang spoke just before dashing forwards throwing with all her might a flaming right punch straight into Adam's right shoulder.* This is for making my girlfriend cry. *At the moment of impact, a blast of aura flames erupted launching Adam's sword to the top of a building across the street as well his his arm crashing through a third story window and the rest of him landing on the other side of the sidewalk, scorched from Yang's semblance. Meanwhile, Yang panted heavily, the power she unleash all in one attack taking a toll on her wounded body while her mechanical began to cool down before loudly expressing.* Daaaaaaaaamn that felt good!
  • Blake: It was oddly satisfying to see. *Blake admitted as she hopped down next to her girlfriend, catching her as she was about to fall.* I'm glad the plan worked but are you alright? *She asked worriedly*
  • Yang: *Yang panted a little more before taking a deep breath.* Oh yeah... Totally fine... Just... Never actually used my semblance... all in one shoot...
  • Blake: Good. *It was then Blake proceeded to pitch Yang's cheek.*
  • Yang: OW! What was that for!?
  • Blake: THAT was for using the fact I gave you my virginity to bait Adam for this plan to work. *Blake said with her ears straight back with frustration before they returns to normal as she spoke softly.* And this is to thank you. *Blake then turned Yang's face towards her and gently yet passionately kissed her girlfriend's lips.*
  • Yang: *Once they broke apart Yang couldn't help but grin happily.* It was my pleasure.
  • *The rest of team Rwby and jnr along with police arrived shortly after, stopping the white fang and arrested Adam. Afterward, Yang and Blake returned to the Inn they were staying in and slepted the entire night cuddling in eachothers arms.*
Things I have said/Ive been told Sentence rp meme
  • "How are you so small/tall yet you are over flowing with hate and anger?"
  • "I swear if I hear more vine memes from the same people I will screech like a demon being drowned in holy water."
  • "Oh dear Lord I'm surrounded by vine meme trash."
  • "Aren't we tumblr meme trash though?"
  • "Get that trash outta here before I throw your phone into the lake."
  • "I wonder if one day a cannon that shoots chanclas/flip-flops at people will exist."
  • "I would pay to see a chancla/flip-flop firing cannon to be made in GTA."
  • "They are so angry, just look at them."
  • "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE BELIEF IN ME."
  • "HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET UP THERE?!"
  • "I DONT KNOW HOW THE FUCK I GOT UP HERE BUT JUST KNOW I AINT COMING DOWN."
  • "Please I was born a badass, my first word was 'shit', I'm not kidding."
  • "How the hell do you know so many curse words like damn."
  • "I AM SO CLOSE TO THROWING MY BOOK/PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM."
  • "PENCIL NO WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME?!"
  • "Oh they screech."
  • "Well they are slowly dying inside."
  • "My current emotion is the only guy in an aerobics video in the back who has eyes that literally say 'help me,they have my soul captive,kill me'."
  • "HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO DO THAT?!"
  • "I DONT KNOW, I THINK IT WAS THE SPIDERS"
  • "I AM MADE OF PURE RAGE AND BADASSNESS SO DONT TEST ME."
  • "Oh there they go."
  • "Oh great look what you did, you killed them."
  • "Welp tomorrow I'm going to be executed."
  • "Please stop chasing the squirrel, you already failed 7 times."
  • "I have no clue on how I'm functioning on only 2 hours or so of sleep."
  • "SLEEP IS NOT EASY TO DO SOMETIMES PEOPLE."
  • "EY TRAIN, QUIT BLOWING YOUR HORN YA NASTY."
  • "ITS 8: 30 IN THE MORNING THIS IS AN UNGODLY HOUR TO BE AWAKE ON A WEEKEND."
  • "Touch me or wake me up for no good reason, you're going to have to sleep with the lights on and one eye open."
  • "How do you even manage to whistle in your sleep?"
  • "Oh I don't know probably because you ATTACKED ME IN YOUR SLEEP SOME HOW!?!!!"
  • "I would honestly date my phone or my book if I could."
  • "One day more......till i can finally sleep all day."
  • "WHO THE HELL WAKES UP AT 6: 30 IN THE MORNING ON THE BEGINNING OF A WEEKEND."
  • "Well look what you did, you fucked up some perfectly good ocs."
  • "Well look at what they did they fucked up a perfectly good person, now look at them, they have anxiety and other problems now."
  • "Well that isn't creepy at all."
  • "I'm sorry but I am getting a 'horror movie where everyone dies' vibe and it is not getting weaker."
  • "Uh no I rather not cause I don't want to end up being killed by a psychopathic killer in a cliche horror movie way, because someone idiotic that it was a good idea to fuck with the paranormal."
  • "Get that demon item outta here before I set it on fire and throw it into an abyss."
  • "I like how we had bonded over very gruesome stuff that we are fans of."
  • "Do you see their face? That is a face of someone who gets very happy at the mention of murder."
  • "This is coming from the person who giggles like an idiot when someone says the word 'murder', and yet you are okay with it."
  • "Aw hell nah, you have fun with that, I ain't messing with no oujia board."
  • "Come near me with that crap, I'm gonna drop kick ya into next century."
  • "How do you keep getting hurt everyday?"
  • "Managing to get hurt almost every single day is a gift."
  • "Oh did you see that? My faith in myself was just shredded to nothingness."
  • "Wow thanks for lowering my self confidence there buddy."
  • "Oh yes it's not like I'm screaming bloody murder at the top of my lungs, possibly breaking a world record on the inside everyday."
  • "Oh no, I'm always tired."
  • "Why am I always tired? I'm to tired to explain it."
  • "I would yell at you but I'm too tired and I don't give a damn at the moment."
Dangan Ronpa Character's Reactions If You Stole Their Food
  • Makoto Naegi: *fake smiles* It's fine! *secretly wants to smack you*
  • Kyoko Kirigiri: *glares at you* Did I say you can have it?
  • Hajime Hinata: WHAT?!!!! ARE YOU REALLY THAT SELFISH?! I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT! *screams in anger*
  • Leon Kuwata: FIGHT ME BRUHH!!! *cracks knuckles*
  • Nagito Komaeda: *smiles* Huh? Oh well I'm glad you ate it! Trash like me doesn't deserve to eat! *chuckles*
  • Byakuya Togami: Good. I wasn't going to eat something you touch anyways...
  • Peko Pekoyama: *gets out her katana* Buy me a new one. NOW!
  • Aoi Asahina: YOU ATE MY DONUTS???!!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH MY DONUTS! WHY DO YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME!!! *grabs a fork and holds it in a stabbing position*
  • Sakura Ogami: I wasn't hungry anyways...
  • Mikan Tsumiki: *cries* P-Please d-don't take my f-food again. I'm a very h-hungry person. Ohhhh! I shouldn't have said anything! S-Sorry! T-Take it again i-if you l-like!
  • Chiaki Nanami: *is sleeping the whole time, she doesn't even notice you ate it*
  • Junko Enoshima: I hope you like poisoned food...
  • Mukuro Ikusaba: *pulls out a knife and holds it up to your throat*
  • Akane Owari: *finished her food waaaayyyy before you could eat it*
  • Sayaka Maizono: It's totally okay! Next time we can share it if you like!
  • Chihiro Fujisaki: *tells Mondo about what happened...10 seconds later Mondo is beating the living daylights out of you as Chihiro is telling him to stop*
  • Teruteru Hanamura: You liked it? I know what else you'll like ;)
  • Hifumi Yamada: *dies of starvation*
  • Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: YOU BASTARD! YOUR GOING TO PAY FOR THAT!
  • Izuru Kamukura: *he already knew you were trying to eat it, so he prepared another lunch in advance*
  • Mondo Owada: You should probably start running....like now
  • Kiyotaka Ishimaru: EATING SCHOOL LUNCHES WITHOUT PERMISSION ISN'T ALLOWED IN A SCHOOL ENVIROMENT!
  • Yasuhiro Hagakure: *wishes bad fortune upon you*
  • Celestia Ludenberg: Oh okay, next time you should ask me, because I don't know... I COULD OF BEEN HUNGRY YOU INCONSIDERATE PIECE OF SH*T!
  • Hiyoko Saionji: Just so you know...were not friends anymore. Were enemies.
  • Gundham Tanaka: Look at what you've done mortal! *eats hamster food as a replacement*
  • Sonia Nevermind: Do not worry, I brought a spare in case! *pulls out another bagged lunch*
  • Nekomaru Nidai: I had no idea you liked protein and fiber-y foods?! Haha! I"ll bring you another bag tomorrow. Oh boy are you going to sh*t a lot! HAHAAAHAAA! We can be bathroom pals from now on!
  • Ibuki Mioda: What lunch? Ibuki's too busy to eat during lunch. *runs to another table to talk to others*
  • Toko Fukawa: Oh. I-It's fine ACHOO! IF WE WEREN'T AT SCHOOL RIGHT NOW, I WOULD CUT YOU UP!!!
  • Kazuichi Souda: *slurps on his soda angrily and wonders how he"ll get you back*
  • Mahiru Koizumi: HEY?! Next time bring your own. Jerk!
  • Byakuya Twogami: *threatens to sit on you*
  • Monokuma: IT'S PUNISHMENT TIME! *hits a mallet on the table and your being dragged by chains out of the room*
  • Usami/Monomi: I'm always mistreated! *walks away sadly*