Step 1: akira and akechi smack each other asses/ baton pass(inspiration)
Step 2: akechi smacks Akira’s ass a little too hard
Step 3: this angers, akira calls out Goro’s vicious ass attack, confusing Goro as he thought smaking ones ass made them automatically a couple. Akira tells him point blank that he was just fucking with him all along and Goro is put into further confusion. Recalling the time they “cuddled”, he insists there must’ve been something between them. Akira refutes him once again, pointing out that it was in fact his coat tails he was lovin up on.
Goro cries and runs dramatically out of mementos. Ryuji and Akira have a laugh about this.
Step 4: one particular night in November, akira receives a mysterious skype call from user secondadventofhedetectiveprince69 and decides to accept it anyway
Its Goro, and he’s still crying. Saying that he wants to break up with him. Ryuji emerges from (some corner) of Akira’s room with an apple in hand to make him seem like more of an asshole than he already is. Ryuji states, in a bout of confusion, they never were dating in the first place. Akira absentmindedly nods whilst smacking a bunch of metal together to make a lock pick, morgana approves. Goro cries more and says he’s breaking up with him anyway and hands up. He doesn’t have dinner that night.
Step 5: Goro eats his feelings, digging in to a 2 pound bucket of ice cream, washing it down with a two liter bottle of whiskey. Goro gets shitfaced drunk and angirly dials akira at 3 am. The ringer of Akira’s phone blares and stirs morgana to awakening, akira reaches for the phone, morgana scratches his hand into a bloody maw and tells him to go back to sleep. He does so.
Goro leaves a voice mail, singing Taylor swift’s “trouble” dramatically, hyperventilating, and sobbing here and there. Goro passes out when he gets to the second verse. He recalls nothing of the night had occurred.
Step 6: Akira wakes up the next morning, half a pint of his blood missing, and a new voice mail from Goro. Listening to it, he immediately calls for the phantom thrives to gather.
He plays it for them, and they all go around the room roasting Goro. The aforementioned Goro, of course, here’s of the phantom thieves meeting and runs in on them roasting his flat ass. He dramatically calls them out on their slander of him and his flat ass, he asks if they have anything to say for themselves. They just look at each other and burst into a fit of laughter. Goro stomps out of le blanc fuming that they will rue the day they called his ass flat.
After the casino heist Akira is ousted, imprisoned, beaten, drugged, yelled at, beaten again, and yelled at again by a 6 foot harpie of a woman that wants to put him behind bars.
Since I was born, I’ve always been the one with the favorite. I’ve had a favorite doll that I always bring with me, a favorite cousin that I shower with gifts and kisses, a favorite candy that make my teeth rot, and now I have 7 favorite boys that I love so dearly. Probably someday, I’d move on and leave this fan girl life. Maybe I’d find someone that’ll be the center of my universe as you boys are to me right now. But for now, I just want to thank you for everything that you’ve done for me and for everyone.
To Kim Namjoon, thank you for being the pillar that we all needed. With the eloquent speeches that your members wanted to express but didn’t know how and the expressive lyrics that have not only touched but also comforted peoples’ (fans or not) hearts, you’ve showed us how the right words could save and inspire another person’s life.
To Kim Seokjin, thank you for bringing laughter and joy to everyone with your old man jokes and your ridiculous confidence. You’ve made us realize that it is always more gratifying to hear other people’s laughter mingling with our own even with the little things we say and do.
To Min Yoongi, thank you for expressing yourself in the music that you make and the actions that you show. You’ve taught us that even through the most vulnerable of words expressed, one could still be strong and resilient yet even without the presence of words, love can still be felt.
To Jung Hoseok, thank you for lifting everyone’s mood up every single time. You’ve made us believe that even when we think the world is always against us, there’s always that light at the end of the tunnel and all we needed is a little spark of hope to keep moving forward.
To Park Jimin, thank you for letting your happiness shine through to your laughter and smiles. You’ve showed us that no matter how sad we’re feeling, a little act of kindness and compassion can be shown through just a little crack of a smile.
To Kim Taehyung, thank you for being and thinking completely out of the box. You’ve showed us the importance of embracing our true selves by being unique and different. and that no mater what anyone says, at the end of the day, how we accept ourselves is what really matters most.
To Jeon Jungkook, thank you for showing us your will and determination in everything that you do. You’ve inspired us to be the best version of ourselves and made us realize that we can reach our dreams with the right amount of effort and passion for it.
To Bangtan, thank you for the beautiful songs that touch our hearts. the words you’ve written and the lyrics you’ve sung mean more to us not only because they mean a lot to you, but also because we know those words and melodies were made with the thought of us.
Thank you for showing us your beautiful camaraderie and friendship right from the start. You’ve taught us that platonic love is as important as every other love there is and that it should never be taken for granted because during times when we feel alone in the dark, only the people who’ve accepted who you are as a person are also the only people who’d hold your hand and never let you walk alone to make you feel that you are never alone in this cold, cold world.
Lastly, thank you for loving us every way you know how. each of you goes out of your way just to let us know that we’re always in your mind, never making us feel that we’re only on the outside looking in. with every tweet, every vlive, and even in speech acceptance stages, you’ve made us feel as if we’re all standing right there beside you, holding your hand and i think that’s what we all love the most about you. I honestly don’t know the right words to say because i have so much feelings that even hundreds of thousands of words could not be enough to express whatever it is i’m feeling right now. All I can say is that I love you guys. So, so much. And that I’m proud of whatever each of you have become in those 4 years we’ve spent with you.
Happy 4th Anniversary to the beautiful boys who never fail to inspire me, to the playful dorks who never fail to make me laugh, to the gorgeous men who never fail to make my heart hurt just by looking at them, and to the lovable kids who didn’t fail to make me love them with all my heart.
I love you, 방탄소년단!
Let’s be together for a long time! Keep surprising people and let’s show the world why you deserve the world and more. #4yearswithBTS
“I have never thought about bisexuality. I mean, for myself, you know? But as a scientist, I know that sexuality is a spectrum. But, you know, social biases, they codified attraction. It’s contrary to the biological facts.”
favorite non-berlantiverse female character - tulip o’hare
“A woman needs to know how to be strong, stand on her own. Of course, boy or a girl, if you’re lucky enough to fall in love, you have to be even stronger. Fight like a lion to keep it alive, so that on the day your love is weak enough, or selfish enough, or friggin’ stupid enough to run away, you have the strength to track him down and eat ‘em alive.”