i don't know exactly what's going on

  • Ravenclaw: I feel trapped.
  • Hufflepuff: We're in the middle of an open field.
  • Ravenclaw: No, I feel trapped in this moment in my life. Where am I going? What am I doing? And how am I going to get to where I want to be?
  • Hufflepuff: We're going to charms class, we're going to be doing charms work, and usually hard work and dedication. Try to think in the now.
  • Ravenclaw: Well, in the now I'm contemplating an assault on you.
  • Hufflepuff: At least you're thinking about here and now!
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#mayhem twins have no time for your sob stories

the signs as i know them
  • aries: has a great sense of humour. soft voice. strong willed and stubborn. kind. fair. stunning appearance. doesn't talk much about feelings. adventurous. neither angry nor up to a fight 24/7. dreams of starting a family. gets along with people. never insults or hurts others on purpose. is actually quite sensitive.
  • taurus: master of organization. sometimes a little confused. is stubborn and rarely changes their opinion but always listens to what other people have to say. quiet when lost in thoughts. financial genius. generous. sometimes a little mean. will never let you down. great friend / husband / dad. is actually a great cook but doesn't eat 24/7. does sports and loves nature. is a "wow look at the moon"-person.
  • gemini: clever. hates boredom. always has a plan b/c/d. cares for their education. talks a lot. sometimes lost in thoughts. tends to overthink. always have a great story to tell. never underestimates others. believes in their friends. always know the answer. is not annoying 24/7. know when to shut up. bright smile. active. loves adventure. never shouting when angry. doesn't let others feel their anger. nature-lover.
  • cancer: very caring. will ask you how your day has been. invites you to their house to make popcorn and watch your favourite movie/series. very funny. good sense of fashion. is the friend who will take you home when you're drunk. makes sure you're ok. is fascinated by science. lovely eyes. adorable. never loud but always present. emotional but not a cry-baby.
  • leo: proud and loud. not easily insulted but when they are they roar. knows so many cultures. is interested in new things. can be very soft but won't show it unless they trust you. bright smile. always polite. will be there for you when you need them. unique sense of fashion. hard workers. chatty. always know how to handle a difficult situation. reliable. trustworthy.
  • virgo: feel much more than they would admit. don't have many friends but would do anything for the friends they have. careful. neither waste money nor time. a little stingy. the friend that feels what you feel. can read your mind sometimes. loves to surprise people. to be avoided when angry. calm down easily. loves to make others smile. sometimes too caring. loyal.
  • libra: sometimes a little weird. hardworking. sometimes they believe in themselves, sometimes they give up on themselves. aesthetic-lovers. usually very well dressed. polite. interested in art, history and literature. doubt their skills a lot. sometimes a little absent. instead of shouting they don't talk. loves conversations with new people.
  • scorpio: NOT EVIL AT ALL!! very emotional but never reckless. you can call them at 3am and they will be there for you. sometimes they don't know what to do with all their feelings but they will never let you suffer because of that. the best friends. adorable. stunning look. hard voices, hard souls, soft heart. are interested and show their interest in you and your feelings. will apologize immediately when they see they treated you wrong and they are truly sorry. mysterious. when they trust you they tell you everything. a little revengeful but would never harm others.
  • sagittarius: hilarious. clever. tell great jokes. are interested and caring. fight issues. don't show their emotions. won't be angry for long. colourful people with colourful minds. somehow they always know what's going on. love to work out. learn languages quite fast. honest.
  • capricorn: serious people. sometimes very stubborn. well educated. strong. smart. working to achieve their goals. never ever ever give up. never show defeat. don't cry very often. love the sun. good at making friends. do not forgive easily. forgive but don't forget. will remember almost everything they did / heard / said in their lives. loyal. know what they're worth.
  • aquarius: entertaining. bright personality. you can always spot their voice. has a very emotional part they won't show anyone. can make a bad situation good. great friends. sometimes a little bossy. tend to put on a show. won't mess around. chatty and makes new friends easily and quite often. has many friends but only like 2-3 real friends they would trust with their lives. hate to show when they hurt. very intelligent.
  • pisces: not crying 24/7. not weak at all. develop crushes easily but get over them very fast. either things don't mean anything to them or they mean the world to them. lost in daydreams but have the brightest fantasy. can be a storm. if they see you treat them wrong they leave. loyal to the people they love. can be revengeful. scheming. knows exactly what people deserve. would never harm anyone who doesn't deserve it. want justice. hard to get. hard to understand. great friends. worth the fight. will hold your hand and go through hell with you. passionate lovers.

anonymous asked:

Do you know exactly what Liam said about Louis? I don't think I've seen the quote on my dash

I tried to catch it all, but forgive me if there are some mistakes:

“Louis’ been great. Bless him. He’s had a tough..a tough..go of things and the way things are happening for him, but he’s handling it. And he’s going down and settling his business and you know….like I say. It’s been really tough for him, but what, you know, what a great song he came out with.”

So I was watching Thomas’ new video for the millionth time, and I only JUST realised that when Thomas started having the anxiety attack, Logan was circling the word “high” on the chart because he knew exactly what was going on, but he couldn’t get the words out as he was panicking, too, and he wanted somebody (most likely Virgil) to notice it. He was trying to tell them in the very limited way he could that Thomas was beginning to have a panic attack, and I just find all the little extra details that Thomas adds in really clever (whether they’re intentional or not). @thatsthat24 honestly amazes me.

Also, Logan is a dork and I love him, and I love how much he loves that chart.

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><b></b> Tamlin:<i>"When you fuck her, Rhysand—"</i></b><p/><b><p></b> <b>Tarquin:</b> Srsly? This confrontation? Like right now?? Whelp. I already know about this. Here we go.<p/><b><p></b> <b>Thesan:</b> Oh fuck shit’s going down in my house. Bad decision to invite them here in the Palace, Thesan.<p/><b><p></b> <b>Kallias:</b> Should’ve suggested the meeting be at Winter Court cause everyone needs to chill.<p/><b><p></b> <b>Beron:</b> This is exactly what I came for. Now I’m glad I came. But they don't need to know that.<p/><b><p></b> <b>Helion:</b> I liVE FOR THE DraMAaaA<p/><b><p></b> <b>Rhysand:</b> How dare he insult my High Lady—<p/><b><p></b> <b>Feyre:</b>"Yes, Tamlin, I let Rhys do that quite a lot. Is there anything else you'd like to know?"<p/></p><p/></p>
Sanders Sides as an actual coversation I had with my boyfriend: The Pet Rat Edition

Patton: Let’s make our rats a swing!!

Logan: YES- wait, what? 

Patton: A swing!

Logan: For our rats.

P: For our rats!

L: The rats are going to use the swing.

P: Yes!

L: How. 

P: They are gonna swing on it!

L: How.

P: Well, we hang the swing…

L: …yes…? 

P: …aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand… they are gonna swing on it.

L: *breaths in slowly* So what you’re basically telling me here is… we are going to build a swing-

P: Yes!

L: -hang it in this tiny rat cage that is already full of our mugs for them to hide in, and slides, and tunnels, and branches, and balconies-

P: Yes! 

L: -and we hang this, if I am following your intentions correctly, this tiny version of a human swing into their tiny cage-

P: YES

L: -and they are gonna SWING. ON. A. HUMAN. SWING.

P: Y E S

L: HOW!!!

P: *cheery as can be, seems to have no care in the world* I dunno, they’ll figure it out!

L: *takes a deep breath* Pray tell, although I am afraid to ask: What are we going to make the swing out of?

P: This!! *pulls a solid black leather belt out of bloody nowhere*

L: The swing. It’s going to be made out of a leather belt. This belt. The belt you are holding right now. 

P: It is!

L: How is that going to work??

P: Well, naturally-

L: Yes?!

P: -we hang it!

L: *slightly hysterical* But H O W is it going to W O R K.

P: Like a SWING, Logan!

L: They are rats.

P: *cheery, carefree, sunshine and roses* I know!!

L: *tries, and fails, to regain his composture once more* Patton. Pat. My friend. Light of my life, hope of my existence. You are telling me that these tiny rats-

P: These. *proudly points the rats out*

L: …with their TINY rat hands-

P: *squeals* So tiny! 

L: …are going to use this very complicated human-based mechanism-

P: Exactly!

L: …that you are apparently going to built out of a STURDY BELT- 

P: *rotatets said belt in the air*

L: *one last deep, slow intake of a breath* …for SWINGING.

P: *shrugs* I dunno, maybe!

L: *screams* WHY

P: I DON’T KNOW LOGAN I JUST WANT OUR RATS TO HAVE A SWING 

Please consider the fact that-- even while fighting Zarkon and his massive forces, even when they might never see Earth again, even when he suspects he’s Galra and doesn’t know his parents--Keith’s single biggest fear was that Shiro wouldn’t approve of him. That Shiro would leave him.

And yet at the end of s2 that’s exactly what happens.

S3 Keith is going to be a mess, y’all. A. Mess.

and I can’t wait.

MBTI as quotes from The Office (U.S.)
  • ENTJ: DID I STUTTER?
  • INTJ: There are too many people on this Earth. We need a new plague.
  • INTP: I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.
  • ENTP: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
  • ENFJ: Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.
  • ENFP: And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.
  • INFP: I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.
  • INFJ: How the turntables.
  • ISTJ: Obviously, we all want to die. But we need to get through this.
  • ESTJ: I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs.
  • ISFP: It's never too early for ice cream, Jim!
  • ISFJ: You know what they say "Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice.... strike three."
  • ESFJ: I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
  • ESFP: Dwight, you ignorant slut.
  • ESTP: Friends joke with one another. "Hey, you're poor." "Hey, your mom is dead." That's what friends do.
  • ISTP: There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "What if you die Dwight? How will we get into the office?" He said, "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."

i know this is probably the most predictable post i’ve ever made but here’s why joey’s very relatable and why you guys should stop dragging me for loving him so much

1. very sleepy

goodnight preds

goodnight joey

2. loves dogs

that’s doug. joey bought a giant teddy bear from costco for him and its name is bubbles

and here’s his previous dog lily

3. very affectionate?

(x) boop

(x) now that is what i call a great hug

4. ???

(note the smile too wow)

(both from x)

5. incapable of not smiling

and if you ask me that’s exactly what angels looks like?

6. loves his lineys

laying out the facts

i don’t know about you but personally the jofa line is probably the best thing that has ever happened to me

7. hates kesler

icons only…

(x)

8. always speaks too soon

9. overcame bad hairstyle decisions, as in went from this: (x)

to this:

which imho is… inspirational.

this is maybe just 20% of all the reasons i love him so follow for more idk

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petrichorlore requested: éomer + fourth age of middle-earth

During the Fourth Age Éomer often fulfilled the Oath of Eorl and went with King Elessar far into the East and South of Middle-earth. He was known as Éomer Éadig, or “the Blessed”, because during his reign Rohan recovered from the hurts of the War and became a rich and fruitful land again.
In T.A. 3021 he wedded Princess Lothíriel, daughter of Prince Imrahil of Dol Amroth, whom he had met during his stay in Gondor and she bore him a son Elfwine the Fair.

The 100 Characters as Bellarke Shippers
  • Abby: Clarke stan, worried mother, exasperated mother in law, proud of who Clarke Griffin is until the day she dies, thinks Clarke carries too much on her shoulders, Bellamy is the only one who deserves her baby
  • Kane: Bellamy stan, many sleepless nights, believes in his son, wants to protect Bellamy Blake at all costs, spends most of his time trying to stop bellamy from killing himself while trying to save Clarke
  • Jaha: Bellamy and Clarke stan, new to the fandom and already defends Bellarke until his last breath, ready to fight all the antis
  • Murphy: Don't even watch the show. Just sees Bellarke on his scrolls through tumblr and know exactly what's going on
  • Octavia: Doesn't ship anything/multishipper, can't deny Bellamy and Clarke love each other even if spends most of her time yelling at them
  • Monty: Unproblematic, will fight no one, fandom cupcake
  • Roan: True North™ shipper
Was looking at houses to get an idea of what’s available in the area and had to share this gem

pretty nice exterior note the double garage

woah, some interesting interior decorating but nice room, looks spacious

is the kitchen carpeted? I’ve looked at this a lot and honestly can’t tell

pretty chill as far as bedrooms go and by far the most normal room in the house

bathroom looks ok

I know this has been super normal outside the 1960s/70s interior design but stick with me

big long room with glaring pink carpet. that’s not a mirror on the “back wall” like I thought at first, this room just goes. where one the house is this, I thought to myself

my lord, that’s a garage door. they converted their garage and remodeled but KEPT THE DOOR to open to the outside from their sitting/entertainment room

wut

that’s not all, let’s check out the basement

good lord. just take a moment to take it all in. decor again not updated since 1970 (this house was originally built in 1969). the teddy bears on the couch. that weird game in the foreground which I’ve never seen before. sombreros on the walls the FULLY stocked bar. like so fully stocked…

and just to top it all off, the room that utterly horrified me,

Quote Writing Prompts
  • 1: "Yeah uh - Yeah no, that sounds awful."
  • 2: "Please... Don't leave me here. Don't leave me alone, without you."
  • 3: "So, that went well."
  • 4: "You're awful. I love it."
  • 5: "What the hell do you think you're doing, exactly?"
  • 6: "Is that... lipstick, on your collar?"
  • 7: "Did you do this?"
  • 8: "You know what? This place feels like home."
  • 9: "Oh shit. Am I - Am I in love? That's not supposed to be happening. That's not right."
  • 10: "Who are you? Where am I? What is this? WHAT IS GOING ON?!"
  • 11: "Dear (name), First of all, I'm so sorry. I really am."
  • 12: "I can't do this anymore."
  • 13: "So what, you're just gonna leave?"
  • 14: "Did you honestly think I wouldn't figure it out?"
  • 15: "You really think you can beat me? That's cute."
  • 16: "I'm tired of you. I really am, at this point."
  • 17: "Oh, just digging myself a nice grave, you?"
  • 18: "Shhhh. This is my favorite part."
  • 19: "Hey, can I hold your boobs for a sec?"
  • 20: "I think I may have found a song that accurately describes how I feel toward you."
  • 21: "Is that necessary?"
  • 22: "I don't like it."
  • 23: "I'm getting bad vibes... We should go."
  • 24: "HA! Loser!"
  • 25: "You wear me out, kid."
  • 26: "Is this a joke? This is a joke, right? You're joking."
  • 27: "The washing machine broke, I almost lost my keys, the car got dented, and a wasp got into the house and hijacked the bedroom for four days! Four. Days."
  • 28: "You're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me."
  • 29: "You kiddin'? That's brilliant, c'mon!"
  • 30: "So what do you say to this: you, me, a nice big glass of milk, a thing of cookies?"
  • 31: "My hero."
  • 32: "That was harsh."
  • 33: "You better pipe down. I'm not laughing."
  • 34: "So you're really gonna do this, huh? And nothing I say can change your mind?"
  • 35: "So uh. I noticed you're kinda naked. Is that intentional, or... ?"
  • 36: "Why is there a dog in the living room?"
  • 37: "They mixed up our reservations. One room. One bed."
  • 38: "Oh boy. I'm on the weird side of YouTube again."
  • 39: "You, my friend, are a filthy sinner, and I approve wholeheartedly."
  • 40: "Did you mean like... this?"