i don't know but it concerns me

  • Ravenclaw (right after they've graduated hogwarts): You know now, as far as society is concerned, we're adults.
  • Hufflepuff: Yes! Isn't it exciting?
  • Ravenclaw: Adults who have to make their own decisions about their lives.
  • Hufflepuff: It's so freeing, isn't it?
  • Ravenclaw: I have no idea what I'm doing and I want to go back to school.
  • Hufflepuff: ...
  • Ravenclaw: I don't want to do classes or anything, I just want someone to cook for me and tell me when meals are so I don't forget and basically be able to ignore life's responsibilities.
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I bought the first couple volumes of the Haikyuu manga and I noticed on Kageyama’s profile page there was a disclaimer on the bottom.

The author wanted to make sure that you didn’t think Kageyama was anything other than the volleyball idiot he is. Poor boy 😂

Crowd silencing quotes from cartoons
  • Avatar the Last Airbender: "You might have everyone else here buying your ... transformation, but you and I both know you've struggled with doing the right thing in the past. So let me tell you something, right now. You make one step backward, one slip-up, give me one reason to think you might hurt Aang, and you won't have to worry about your destiny anymore. Because I'll make sure your destiny ends right then and there. Permanently."
  • Over the Garden Wall: "At least wait until the storm dies down a bit. You'll be no good to your brother dead." "I was never any good to him alive, either."
  • Gravity Falls: "You really aren't gonna thank me, are you? Fine. On one condition: you stay away from the kids; I don't want them in danger. 'Cause as far as I'm concerned, they're the only family I have left."
  • Adventure Time: "... if I do things... if I do things that hurt anyone, please, please forgive me! Just... watch over me until I can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity! And then maybe Betty, my princess... maybe you will love me again... please love me again, Betty!!"
  • Steven Universe: "What do you know about my Mom?! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KNOW MY MOM! But I do know, she saw beauty in everything! Even in stuff like this, and even in jerks like you!"
  • Legend of Korra: "Don't pretend you know what it felt like! The Avatar is adored by millions! I was cast aside by my own parents like I meant nothing to them. How could I just stand by and watch the same thing happen to my nation, when it needed someone to guide it?"
  • Lilo and Stitch: "But if you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you, though. I remember everyone that leaves."
  • Rick and Morty: "That - out there - that's my grave. On one of our adventures, Rick and I basically destroyed the whole world. So we bailed on that reality and we came to this one, because in this one, the world wasn't destroyed, and in this one, we were dead. So we came here and we buried ourselves and we took their place. And every morning, Summer, I eat breakfast twenty yards away from my own rotting corpse. I'm a version of your brother you can trust when he says 'don't run'. Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch T.V.?"
  • Courage the Cowardly Dog: "There's no such thing as 'perfect'. You're beautiful as you are, Courage. With all your imperfections, you can do anything."
  • Morgana: Would you fuck a clone of yourself?
  • Akira: Yes.
  • Haru: No.
  • Mishima: I don't want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
  • Shiho: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
  • Ryuji: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is that strong.
  • Mika: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck me than me?
  • Hifumi: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
  • Yusuke: It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
  • Ann: It's not the same as masturbating; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
  • Futaba: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil?
  • Morgana: You guys are nasty and I'm frankly a little concerned.
BTS CHAT: Yoongi, Namjoon and Jin prepare to confess to Y/N but they are shocked to run into each other in her backyard at night.
  • Namjoon crouches in the bush outside Y/N's window.
  • NAMJOON: (Deep breath) I can do this.
  • SUGA: Do what?
  • Suga pops out over Namjoon's shoulder.
  • NAMJOON: AHH!
  • Suga covers Namjoon's mouth.
  • SUGA: Will you shut up? Unless of course you want to alert the whole neighborhood that you're crouching in a girl's backyard at 12 am.
  • NAMJOON: What are you doing here?
  • SUGA: I saw you leave the house with your guitar, so I followed you.
  • NAMJOON: Well go back home.
  • SUGA: Not until you tell me what your plan is.
  • NAMJOON: What plan?
  • SUGA: Your plan to impress Y/N.
  • NAMJOON: I'll tell you after it works.
  • SUGA: (Shrugs) Fine, then I guess you I won't tell you mine.
  • ...
  • NAMJOON: Wait, what?
  • Suga opens up a bag and inside are chocolate, flowers and a mini speaker.
  • NAMJOON: What the hell man? Are you serious?
  • SUGA: Yup.
  • Suga walks out into the open and presses play on the song; First Love. Suga holds the speaker above his head and flowers in the other hand.
  • JIN: What the hell is going on here?!
  • Jin walks into the backyard with a picnic basket and a gigantic teddy bear.
  • Namjoon comes out of the bushes.
  • NAMJOON: Are you serious? Is following me just thing you guys do now?
  • SUGA: Well by the looks of it, it's that and liking the same girl.
  • JIN: You guys like Y/N?
  • NAMJOON: Yeah. Pretty much.
  • SUGA: No, I just like to take late night strolls into people's backyards. And sometimes, I like to buy myself roses.
  • JIN: AHHH!
  • NAMJOON: (Concerned) What is it?
  • JIN: Oh, just my back hurts from when you stabbed me!
  • SUGA: Was that supposed to be funny? Cuz it wasn't.
  • JIN: You'll know when I'm being funny Yoongi.
  • SUGA: Will I?
  • JIN: Both of you leave now!
  • NAMJOON: No way! I got here first!
  • SUGA: Actually, I got here first. Y/N brought me to her house before she even met you two.
  • JIN: Well I was born first.
  • SUGA: Speaking of that, I don't think Y/N would be into a 'mature' man.
  • JIN: Good thing I'm not mature then!
  • NAMJOON: I don't think that worked the way you wanted it to.
  • JIN: Shut up and leave. I didn't cook all this food for Y/N for you guys to ruin things.
  • SUGA: Fine. Leave the food here and I'll make sure Y/N and I don't let it go to waste.
  • JIN: Sometimes I really don't like you.
  • NAMJOON: I learnt how to play the guitar for her. Do you know how hard it is to strum with no pick?!
  • JIMIN: SHHH!
  • Namjoon, Jin and Suga look up at Y/N's window to see Jimin shirtless and poking his head out.
  • JIMIN: You guys are so loud. Y/N is trying to sleep.
  • SUGA: What the fuck?!
Don't forget the lights.

I woke up with the urgent need to pee, reached for the switch on my bedside lamp and with a click, nothing happened. I forgot, the bulb burnt out just after I got into bed. I’ll let dad know in the morning.

Now, to the bathroom across the hall, but why was I hesitant? My dad always tells me to turn the lights on before getting out of bed, and leave them on until I’m safely back in bed. He always says “it’s for your own safety”. I guess he’s concerned I might trip and hurt myself. I’m sure it’ll be fine, though, just this once. The room is lit well enough by the moonlight and I can see just about everything.

I crept out of bed, across the hall, and did my business in the bathroom, with the lights on, of course. I flicked the lights out and went back to my room.

Halfway to my bed I realize there’s something there, in my bed. It looks like a woman lying there, eyes closed, wearing white, with skin so pale I can’t tell where the clothes end. Her hair is so dark it blends seemlessly into the shadows around her.

Frozen in fear I stare. Her head turns towards me ever so slightly, while a grin creeps just a little too far across her face. Her eyes open to reveal two gaping voids where eyeballs should have been.

“I see you” she whispers.

Click all the room lights came on, and she was gone. I spun to the source of the sound and there stood my dad.

“Don’t forget the lights” he reiterated, staring past me to where she’d been.

“It’s for your own safety.”

3

i was researching ghost quartet and i found what seems to be dave malloys website and?? im honestly convinced he’s not real? when will the raccoon be ready for us? why is it not ready? is dave malloy ready to reveal to us that he is in fact non-existent? is that not cool elton? are we elton john? does this mean dave malloy has written a power ballad for pocahontas iii????? does he really not want it? does a bleeding mother deserve payment for her suddenly breathing child? so many questions that dave malloy (or not dave malloy whatever) has brought to light. im concerned, but thank you.

  • but a humble gay dirtfarmer, simple and true: i'm disappointed that this character designed with a fashion that historically has been used by women to show that we're not straight is, in fact, straight
  • the hetero masses, concerned, affronted, aghast: egads! what have we here, hmmm??? don't you know you're stereotyping yourself by just *assuming* every girl with short hair is a lesbiaaaan??? butches are actually never progressive ever and i know this because of reasons. it's actually really hard to be a straight girl with a fashionable pixie cut because of you, ok :( the real homophobes were the gays all along.
  • me, my crops withering in the field, the sun unbearably hot: please, my crops are dying
Malec Phone Call
  • Magnus: Alexander?
  • Alec: You sound concerned, what's up?
  • Magnus: It's an emergency, darling.
  • Alec: Ok, I'm freaking out now, tell me what happened!
  • Magnus: I'm out of glitter, Alexander! I need my glitter!
  • Alec: You got to be kidding me.
  • Magnus: Buy me some glitter please?
  • Alec: You can just magic some, warlock!
  • Magnus: NO! I don't magic my glitter, Alexander!
  • Alec: Why don't you magic it? Ok, I don't wanna know. How much glitter do you need?
  • Magnus: 15 packs.
  • Alec: Why do I date you?
  • Magnus: You dig my glitter, shadowhunter.
  • Alec: You bet I do, glitter boy.

anonymous asked:

TT I need advice I told my datepartner it's okay that they're poly and that I just dont want to know about their other relationships but I'm not I'm really not okay with it and I don't know what to do and I'm just really hurt and upset and I know this probably isn't the kind of thing to ask a hp rper but i dont know who else to ask because as dumb as it is cause you dont and will not ever know me you're my best friend I dont know who else I can turn to please help me

(( OOC: I have a very strong opinion on this, so forgive my bluntness.  

Be. Honest. With. People. 

This goes for any type of relationship. If you are not alright with something, if you have concerns, or if someone you love does things that make you upset or uncomfortable… talk to them about it. Be open with them… discuss it (Do it in a kind, loving, open-minded way, but talk to them). 

If you are in a romantic relationship with someone, and you are not comfortable with their preferences or how they view relationships… then there must either be compromise/change… or the romantic relationship should end, because you cannot provide each other with the things that you value most.  

Relationships are built on trust… if you don’t have trust, you don’t have a relationship. If you aren’t honest with others, or if they are not honest with you, then you will be building a relationship with a stranger. 

If you are not truthful about who you are, and what you want out of life… then the person you are with will be falling in love with someone that isn’t real.

They will love the image you put forward and not the real you, because you’re not allowing them to know the real you. You’re catering to what you think they want, and sacrificing yourself in the process. 

If you feel like you can’t be honest with someone, for fear of them leaving you… 

That is not a real relationship. That’s pretending. That’s playing. That’s nothing.

Be. Honest. With. People. 

Be honest with yourself. )) 

Dear White People

yes, I’m talking to myself too

I had to block and report a neo-Nazi today. Multiple times. And my friend took it sarcastically because he’s gotten used to hearing stuff like that.

Let me say that again.

He’s gotten used to hearing racism, hatred, and microaggressions.

That is inot okay on any level, but I’m not naive enough to believe racism is “a thing of the past” in this country.

SO! To those of you who want to be Good Friends and Good Allies here’s some things I was reminding myself of:

1. Listen. LISTEN listen Listen to people when they say they’ve been hurt or treated poorly or are uncomfortable. Listen and then ask if there’s any way you can help.

2. Be a good friend: rejoice with each other’s victories and grieve with losses and get righteously angry when people say and do awful hurtful things to others.

3. Don’t talk over people’s experiences, but use what privilege you may have to amplify what needs to be heard, seen, recognized.

4. If you see someone being hateful, a bigot, then shut that crap down. Insults don’t usually work though, heads up. (Side note, every once in a while microaggressions can come from people who have not been taught better. See if you can help them become a better Ally!)

5. Culture is SO important, and when it’s shared it can be a beautiful thing. Keep in mind that every culture is different, there are different social rules. So far my rule of thumb is ask if something is okay and if it’s offensive you apologize and now you know better.

These aren’t rules or anything, it’s what I’m working through because I want to be a better Ally to my friends, neighbors, and the friends and family I haven’t met yet. If I missed anything or you have concerns about the way I worded something, please let me know!

All of the Kardashians are trash. I never particularly had an opinion of Rob besides being petty towards his own family, but he’s officially a fuckboy asshole and I don’t care what the fuck Chyna did bc he’s a hypocrite.

I hope she can sue him for leaking her nudes, that’s such a little dick move.

EDIT: I’m not taking anyone’s side. They’re both displaying shitty behaviour that I’d expect from the popular kids in high school everyone knows but don’t really like. I don’t like anyone associated with the Kardashians or Jenners. I’m on the little kid’s “side”, I’m more concerned with them growing up and hearing all the nasty shit their parents do either for real or for publicity. I said it to an anon that this could all be a stunt and then this kid’s going to think “Wow, my parents are so fame hungry my dad would go on a tirade and ‘leak’ mom’s nudes and my mom would hint at me being a spite baby. Unbelievable.”

*Inhales*

ALRIGHT. I am going to say this once. I hope I don’t have to repeat myself again.

It wasn’t very long ago (in fact it was just yesterday it happened) But I’m going to say it now in hopes that you guys would stop. 

I started this blog to make people feel happy. I did it because the musical makes me happy and also because cute things make people happy! And what’s cuter than pure baby forms of your favourite musical characters?

KEEP READING.

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INTP trying to help INFP
  • INTP is staying at INFP's house
  • INFP: *gets text from another best friend* *looks concerned*
  • INTP: What's up?
  • INFP: *voice breaking* She's really mad at me! *starts crying*
  • INTP: *worried and unsure what to do* ummm... Don't cry!
  • INTP: *starts running around frantically* Here's a blanket! *puts blanket on INFP*
  • INFP: *crying harder*
  • INTP: Ah! No, no! Don't cry! Let's put in a Disney movie. *puts Tangled in TV*
  • INFP: *still crying*
  • INTP: I'll make some popcorn! *knows how much INFP loves popcorn* The good kind! I brought some from home.
  • INFP: *nods and continues crying*
  • ----A couple minutes later----
  • INTP: *brings in bowl of popcorn*
  • INFP: *is crying less*
  • INTP: * gives INFP the popcorn and a hug*
  • INFP: ...Thank you.
  • INTP: hm? What for?
  • INFP: Helping me. I know it's hard.
  • INTP: You're welcome.
  • INFP: *stops crying*
  • INTP: *continues watching movie*
  • INTP: That was stressful.
  • INFP: *laughing*

I’m currently watching the 80s Voltron and I physically can’t deal.
Keith: “Vultures may not be very attractive, but they gave us a hand, and we should be grateful.”
Sven: “I’ll always think they’re beautiful.”

Okay, so serious question, why are people all of a sudden upset with Demi Lovato’s “don’t tell your mother” lyric in “cool for the summer”. I mean, I know people are saying it’s making bisexuality seem sinful, but like, do you really want your mom to know you’re hooking up with ANYONE. 

Like, I couldn’t imagine just going up to my mom and just being like “hey mom, me and my boyfriend just FUCKED” 

So yes, DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER BECAUSE THAT SHITS WEIRD IF YOU’RE TELLING HER YOU’RE HOOKING UP WITH ANYONE. 

Edit: I also want people to know this isn’t me trying to be hurtful. I’m genuinely curious as to why people are upset about this. As someone who’s honestly questioned their sexuality (and still are because I can’t act upon any desires) I’m genuinely curious as to why this is of concern TWO YEARS LATER.

Halloween with Molly and Moriarty👿
  • Molly : We are throwing a Halloween party in the mansion. Its gonna be the greatest thing ever....
  • James : Someone will die.
  • Molly : Of fun!
  • James : And of MURDER.
  • Molly : There's going to be beer, pumpkins....
  • James : Bloody goblins.
  • Molly : Fake ones! Its gonna be awesome. We have decorations...
  • James : Dead people we just murdered.
  • Molly : Not murdered, but pictures of dead people from TV or movies.
  • James : Mutilated bodies.
  • Molly : But fake ones. Candy, dancing, tequila. All kinds of food and snacks...
  • James : Blood orphans.
  • Molly : No blood orphans. I..I don't even know what that is.
How Gimli really got to go the Undying Lands
  • Thranduil: ok Legolas everything is set are you ready to go?
  • Legolas: Yes. Are you ready Gimli?
  • Gimli: -nods-
  • -He and Legolas join hands-
  • Thranduil: um. Legolas. This is awkward as fuck but you know Gimli can't come, right?
  • Legolas: -stone cold glare- I'm sorry what.
  • Thranduil: Here we fucking go...You know the rules son, he-
  • Legolas: -throws bag to ground- MY PLACE IS WITH GIMLI. IF THERE IS NO PLACE FOR GIMLI THERE IS NO PLACE FOR LEGOLAS.
  • Thranduil: Legolas we talked about this, you-
  • Legolas: GIMLI IS GOING TOO
  • Thranduil: The rules say that-
  • Legolas: THE RULES ARE STUPID. CHANGE THEM ADA
  • Thranduil: Legolas! I can't just-
  • Legolas: CHANGE THE RULES OR IM STAYING HERE
  • Thranduil: oh for fucks sake...
  • -Thranduil goes on a long perilous journey across the sea and appeals to Manwë and the other Valar-
  • Thranduil: Yeah hi there, I'm King Thranduil, you might remember me from the shit life you have dealt me...um anyway, so I'm here to ask that Gimli the Dwarf be allowed to come to Valinor.
  • Manwë: but why would you, Thranduil Oropherion speak of such for one of the Naugrim. You have no great love for their kind.
  • Thranduil: Tell me about it I...ah, it's not me. It's my son, Legolas. He...he...Damn, I'm not drunk enough for this...HE FELL IN LOVE WITH GIMLI OK. And now the only way he will agree to sail is if freakin Gimli can come with him. He's so damn stubborn, I don't know WHERE he gets that from GOSH.
  • Manwë: um
  • Thranduil:
  • Manwë: you mean 'in love' like Beren and Luthien 'in love'
  • Thranduil: fucking yes.
  • Manwë: woo. Oh boy. Ah. I'm sorry. I see your concern but never before has one of dwarvish kind set foot upon these shores
  • Thranduil: yeah and trust me I wouldn't want them here either but...Legolas. As much of a pain in the ass that little shit can be, I do love him. And like, it would only be ONE dwarf.
  • Manwë: hm, this COULD eternally amend the blood feud between the two races and pass into legend as a shining example of love and my kindness that I could bestow upon them. Give them my blessing, have a few or 15,000 ballads written about it. Good for PR you know.
  • Thranduil: yeah...so?
  • Manwë: it is decided. Your son may bring the dwarf.
  • -Thranduil returns to Middle Earth after a terrible journey back across the sea-
  • Legolas: So can he come? Did you get permission for Gimli to sail?
  • Thranduil: oh hello son, nice to see you again too. Yes the journey was terrible thank you for asking. That stupid steward of mine was sea sick all over my favorite robe, there were orcs on the way back through the forest, and I ran out of Lembas and-
  • Legolas: can Gimli come?
  • Thranduil:
  • Legolas:
  • Thranduil:
  • Legolas: can Gimli-
  • Thranduil: FUCKING HELL YES. IT CAN COME WITH US.
  • Legolas: GIMLI DID YOU HEAR THAT MY LOVE
  • -Gimli and Legolas passionately kiss-
  • Thranduil:
  • -still kissing-
  • Thranduil: -reaches for glass of wine-
  • Thranduil:
  • Thranduil: -throws glass to floor and grabs the bottle-
  • Thranduil: -chugs wine-
  • Thranduil: an eternity of this...fuck my actual life.
A curious "illness" (starring Scorbus and a very annoyed Rose)
  • <p> <b>Albus:</b> Rose help me I think I'm sick<p/><b>Rose:</b> *concerned* What is it?!<p/><b>Albus :</b> I don't know I have sweaty palms, my stomach aches sometimes and I don't understand why people say I look happier than usual. I don't get it.<p/><b>Rose:</b> Errr... Well... I don't know what kind of sickness that could be.<p/><b></b> *Scorpius shows up*<p/><b>Albus:</b> It's happening again!<p/><b>Rose:</b> ...<p/></p>