i don't know about this man

So we the only thing we know about Obake is this silouhette. It has been said that we’ll know more and more about him over the course of the series until the 3-part finale where he will be the main focus (with his backstory, etc.)

But I realized something. Look at the hat he’s wearing an army side cap? Could Obake be/have been part of the army?

I worry about a few things occasionally. 

  1. Every time Dan mentions cigarettes. (I have no right to be upset if he smokes, and yet…)
  2. Arin’s obsession with fad diets and getting skinny again. (Are you okay, man? Please be careful, we’re here for you.)
  3. The boys being fatphobic. (My only genuine issue with the Grumps as a whole.)

“did chris evans actually jump that high to grab onto that helicopter in civil war?”

friendly reminder that chris vaulted with ease over chris pratt after just telling him less than a minute before that he would be able to clear him if he only put his head down.

I CAN’T BELIEVE ED SHEERAN WROTE “NEW MAN” ABOUT HARRY STYLES

“he spent five hundred pounds on jeans”

“He’s got his eyebrows plucked and his asshole bleached”

“Tribal tattoos and he don’t know what it means”

“And wears a man bag on his shoulder, but I call it a purse”

“Drinks beer, but has a six pack, I’m kinda jealous”

“He wears sunglasses indoors, in winter, at nighttime”

“Now you’re eatin’ kale, hittin’ the gym”

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The hugodamien secret ending extended cut

you know why i fucking love kim taehyung? because he calls his zits his friends and points them out on cam. he’s happy when he gains weight. when criticized about his fashion sense, he basically schooled ARMY telling them fashion is cyclical and he’s going to wear whatever he likes no matter the cost. because he jumps to the other members’ defense in a heartbeat. because he takes care of everyone. stan him.

What I say: I love Mr Darcy

What people hear: I wish I could find a Perfect Gentleman™ who loves me more than anything and is willing to change for me

What I actually mean: I love Mr Darcy so much he’s an awkward bean and cannot socialise for the life of him,, he’s an incapable dweeb with the social skills of a teaspoon and I love him,,, what an absolute dork honestly

Lance: As the great philosophizer Aristotle once said, “Man is by nature a political animal.”

Pidge:

Pidge: I mean, first off, I’m impressed you know the Politics, but did you just pronounce ‘Aristotle’ like ‘Chipotle’?

I hope I don’t bother you when I’m upset. I don’t usually tell people things, so I’m sorry I let everything out all at once and just hope you can make me feel better.

Linguistics in DGM

So I know I’ve seen it said somewhere that the exorcists would probably speak multiple languages (and by extension so would… pretty much everyone in the Order tbh).

I imagine it’s a bit of a headache if you’re a newcomer. The Order doesn’t really seem to think too much about its members unless they’re super important, after all, so I doubt they’d provide much by way of lessons.

So you get to the European headquarters and you’re just immediately bombarded with hundreds of languages. One man is shouting at another in German. A woman walks by, greeting you in Greek. And maybe you speak Spanish, but you’re not from Spain; you just transferred over from the North American branch and you can’t decide if the man speaking to you is using idioms from other languages or if that’s just slang in Spain or, hell, if it’s a slang term exclusive to the Order itself because the Order is just a huge blend of languages swirling together, so that could happen.

Please give me Lenalee speaking German or Russian—you know, one of those languages perceived as intimidating. Really, she’s being perfectly friendly, but you don’t understand what’s being said. Trust me, there’s nothing more intimidating than your German-speaking relative bellowing how pretty you are in German and you not understanding (although I highly doubt Lenalee’s going to be bellowing in German).

Please give me Allen trying to fluster some poor schmuck in a game so he just switches languages and starts speaking one of the Latin languages like Italian and it works because of course it does. It’s Allen for crying out loud. When that boy wants to charm you, he is going to charm you—even if it’s in another language.

And you can generally tell how long someone has been at the Order by how many languages they speak or even how garbled their accent is from picking up so many other different accents.

But wait, what about the Clan? Do we think about them? There’s literally thousands of years of memory stored there, guys. You can bet they speak lots of languages.

Sitting in on a dinner with the family might be fun; they might start speaking some ancient languages completely unknown to the world. Or maybe Bondomu starts shouting in an obscure, old dialect of Japanese.

Tyki answers in the same dialect and then looks confused because he most certainly doesn’t even know Japanese in the first place but Wisely just tells him that yes, that is a thing now.

But sometimes, sometimes when things get really serious, Adam will start speaking Hebrew and everyone will get very, very quiet, because that’s the language of the original scripture—Adam is speaking of the past, and their hearts ache when they think of what happened to them, what the Innocence did.

a not-entirely-earthling stinky boy

“You think ten years is a long time? It is nothing to me. I have lived in darkness for ages.”