i don't how to dress like a girl

i think i’m gonna end up wearing a dress to prom

Friendly Reminder That...
  • Percy: Percy is actually not dumb, he just doesn't do well in some school subjects. People need to stop treating him like this, adorable comedy-relief idiot who needs Annabeth's help to do simple math, he's actually really smart. I mean, practically all the monster's he's defeated were because he outsmarted them.
  • Annabeth: She is REALLY not a girly girl. Do you know how many Girly!Annabeth AU's there are? You can't fight monsters in a dress. I actually imagine the only day that Annabeth would wear a dress is on her wedding.
  • Jason: People always talk about him being very protective of Nico, but I don't see this as happening. I actually think Jason doesn't have enough time to be taking care of Nico, and when he does have time, he's prob hanging out with Piper or Percy or the Seven.
  • Piper: Piper is not mean. Period. She's actually one of the nicest, excluding Hazel. Piper being a bitch because she's an Aphrodite kid is really dumb, because that's the exact stereotype that she's trying not to play into.
  • Leo: Leo -get ready for this- actually gets angry sometimes. *Gasp* I mean, sure, he's a jokey character, but half of the time he's not joking, he's pretty angry. The book says, "People called him a freak and an arsonist, because when he got angry, stuff burned."
  • Frank: Frank is a Roman Praetor. The Seven saw him as a better fit for praetor-ship than both Percy and Jason. Just saying, Frank isn't this awkward little nugget of Canadian. Not anymore.
  • Hazel: Hazel's really powerful. Not only does she have her Pluto powers, but she also controls the mist. That's two gods powers in one girl. She's not some fragile little girl, because she's 13 flipping years old in body, ninety-something in spirit. I'm pretty sure that 13-year-old's make up half the fandom. (Including me)
  • Nico: He's not...social, because he's afraid that people won't accept him. I wouldn't be surprised if he only opened up around the Seven, Reyna, and Will Solace.
  • Reyna: Reyna exists. She had just as much to do with stopping the Second Civil War as Nico, and just because she's not part of the Seven and isn't your cute little gay Italian doesn't mean she's not important.
  • Just a little reminder.
4

“You know that feeling…. where the first moment you see someone, it’s like they have a big gold star around them? And you have to get to know them. Well, there’s this girl… I think she’s a senior. She’s usually dressed, kinda punk. But sometimes I see her in this, like - army uniform, and she’s always drawing in this notebook, looking so intense. I had no idea how I would ever… like, have an excuse to talk to her, til’ I noticed she and her friends hang out and play street fighter at the seven eleven every day after school.”

Spread Cynthia like AIDS my sons. Use whatever means necessary (YouTube, Tumblr, 4chan, Facebook, MySpace, Carrier Pigeon, whatever fits your fancy). We must warn the world about her trash cookies.

Here’s the copypasta for those who need it:

Cynthia, don’t even start with me. We all know that the cookies you “baked” for the PTA bake sale were actually store bought, and guess what? They tasted like trash. You’re always late to Yoga class on Tuesdays at 3:00-4:00 PM and you look like a flailing turtle when you go in Standing Tree position. You dress like a teen girl who just discovered Claire’s and your son is bad at soccer, so don’t even go there, Cynthia.

Shit People Say After You Tell Them Your Sign
  • *actual events by actual people
  • Aries: "Damn that explains your muscles"
  • "No wonder you have a temper hahahhhaa ok don't hit me"
  • "But you don't like sports????"
  • Taurus: "Okay nice so are you hungry now?"
  • "But you can't even decide what shoes to wear today wut"
  • "but you're always too lazy to argue COME ON FIGHT ME"
  • Gemini: "Lmao you two-faced hoe what did I tell you"
  • "Okay but if like you have a pair of gemini twins...would they both have one face each or four"
  • "You're loyal for one OR ARE YOU hmmmmm"
  • Cancer: "I've never seen you cry though"
  • "Stay away from me I might get cancer"
  • Leo: "YOUR HAIR IS WOW NO WONDER"
  • "You're not even selfish thoughhhhh"
  • "That's why you a thot"
  • Virgo: "But you never study wut"
  • "You don't even clean your room this is a lie"
  • "So are you a eternally a virgin or"
  • Libra: "This is why you can't decide on what to eat. Like, ever."
  • "What happens if two libras go on a date omfg how to you choose where to go fuck this is giving ME a headache"
  • "I don't care if you flirt with everyone don't steal my gurl fam"
  • Scorpio: "But you're so nice"
  • "Is this why you're always dressed like you're going to a funeral ahaaa- okay sorry"
  • "That explains your horrifying tweet damn"
  • Sagittarius: "Stop liking every girl you meet man you're more of a hoe than libra"
  • "But you're scared of heights"
  • "But you don't even go out of your room what do you mean adventure is this a sick joke"
  • Capricorn: "But you is the biggest party peep I know"
  • "no wonder you do so well without studying fuck you"
  • "is this why you never find dates"
  • Aquarius: "....so what does your sign do"
  • "Aren't you basically Sagittarius? What's the difference"
  • "...okay nice"
  • Pisces: "isn't that why you're so adorable awwwWWW"
  • "so are you and cancer like. TItanic buddies"
  • "Wow all my pisces friends are art people how are you good at science"
my grandma's thoughts on musical characters
  • elphaba thropp: "oh my god... she's GREEN. why is she GREEN? is she sick?"
  • maria reynolds: "she looks like she came from a really rich, high quality strip club"
  • evan hansen: "his arm is broken and he looks like his emotions are broken too"
  • katherine pulitzer: "i wish i looked like her"
  • connor murphy: "why is he dressed in all black? is he going to a funeral?"
  • carrie white: "jeez, what's up with all the blood? did someone murder her?"
  • heather chandler: "oh she's really pretty! is she nice?"
  • jason dean: "is he friends with connor? are they going to the funeral together? is it the bloody girl's funeral?"
  • jared kleinman: "he looks like a nerd and i don't like him"
  • galinda upland: "why the hell is her dress so big? how does she even walk?"
  • margaret white: "...she looks scary. i don't trust her"
  • heather duke: "didn't you just show me heather? oh. this is a different heather. she looks mean"
  • alexander hamilton: "wait there's a musical about that dude? why?"
  • natasha rostova: "i like her. she looks happy"
  • lizzie borden: "that's supposed to be lizzie borden? why's she wearing leather? that's... interesting"
  • zoe murphy: "she looks like the bloody girl, except she's happy and not bloody now"
  • sonny de la vega: "he looks like a nice young man"
  • jack kelly: "he looks like he got beat up. is he okay?"
  • crutchie morris: "he looks like the the kid with the broken arm but this time his leg is broken and his emotions are stable"
  • heather macnamara: "she's pretty but why are there so many girls named heather"
  • hedwig robinson: "that's... that's a lot of makeup. wow"
  • amélie poulain: "she looks like the natasha girl except she's red and has shorter hair"
  • elizabeth schuyler: "she looks like natasha too!"
  • david jacobs: "he looks nice. is he dating the kid with the broken arm? they'd be cute together"
  • ram sweeney: "he looks like my high school boyfriend. i hated my high school boyfriend"
  • peggy schuyler: "does she work at the fancy strip club too?"
  • jeremy heere: "he... he looks like his childhood was rough. i don't know why"
  • wendla bergmann: "is she dating the bloody girl? they look like they'd be dating"
  • heidi hansen: "she looks stressed out. someone help her"
  • cosette: "she looks nice but she also looks like she needs help"

anonymous asked:

Sometime people use he/him pronouns with me and honestly I don't give two flying shits what pronouns people use with me but my family takes it like ultimate dishonor or something. The thing is... I don't feel like a girl or a boy? I'm just here I'm just living in just human. Like sure some days I wear dresses and some days I don't but those are just clothes they have no relevancy to me like they do my family. Idk how to express this to my family. Idk what that means I am?

my family is the same, fren, they get so offended all the time and care about what other people think way too much
you might just be an agender creature of the wild like myself (aka gender makes no sense and to hell with gender roles) or genderfluid (aka one day you feel more feminine and choose to wear things that are considered to be more girly like dresses and makeup, another you feel masculine and wear clothes/hairstyles/accessories that are considered to be more boyish) but let’s be honest clothes are just pieces of cloth sewed together in different ways why they’re divided into such ridiculous categories as “what’s allowed for females” and “what’s allowed for males” is simply beyond me

It’s hilarious dealing with idiots who genuinely hate gay people and think that everyone else will also be insulted by being linked to gay things….

“Go watch some Ellen!”
Yeah alright cool, she’s hilarious

“Stay in the gay bars!”
Man I wish

“You dress like a lesbian”
Thanks! I’ve spent years cultivating this style!

“Go back to pride you liberal hippy!”
I actually love everything you just said

saturnprincely  asked:

dudefriendbro I was in choir a while back and I didn't hear this but apparently (my friends told me) this girl saw me walking by and was like "I swear it's like she's trying to be a boy" and I like yEAH THAT'S KINDA THE POINT SHITHEAD I PREFER TO DRESS MORE MASCULINE AND I FAIL TO SEE HOW THAT AFFECTS YOU LIKE BYE WITH YOUR TRANSPHOBIA DON'T NEED THIS (side note I was literally just wearing a flannel and skinny jeans since when is that "a boy"?? since when does nonbinary=boy I'm ???)

jesus wore sandals but no one ever questioned him

anonymous asked:

there was a headcanon about the bat girls with dresses, so how do the batboys wear suits (and don't say Jason doesn't like to wear them)

I assume you’re referring to @giganticfrenchtoast​‘s amazing headcanon, which I adore and would be absolutely happy to continue with the boys even though I know literally nothing about suits.

Dick Grayson wears his suit like a classic British spy, and has done since the age of nine… he was destined to work for Spyral. He usually wears a classic, black tuxedo and bow-tie, with the jacket buttoned up to show the deep “V” of his white shirt; but often he’ll undo it to perform acrobatic manoeuvres as a means of getting to the punch bowl. The sight of Dick Grayson with his jacket undone, bowtie hanging loosely around his neck as he leans down to whisper to a beautiful red-head in a stunning high-neck dress, smiling coyly from behind her glasses, is very common.

Jason Todd doesn’t just “not like” to wear suits… he hates wearing suits. As a boy entering the glitzy extravagance of billionaire Bruce Wayne’s galas, suits and fancy dresses always represented exactly the kind of stuck-up, haughtiness of Gotham socialites that he had learned to despise. But Alfred insisted. And when Alfred insists, you don’t say no. So wearing suits became a habit, as did stepping outside to escape from the crowds into the cool night air. He would strip himself of his jacket with a scowl, tugging his tie loose and unbuttoning his cuffs as he leaned over the balcony and looked up to the stars in silence, breathing them in, allowing the buzz of the crowd to fade away into the back of his mind. These days you can still find him with his jacket slung over his shoulder, laughing as Tim chokes on a glass of champagne he thought was water.

Tim Drake can be a bit of a snob, we all know this. He was born into a well-off family and got excited at seeing a rare Erte statue in the Manor the first time he visited. But we also all know that Tim does not have a fashion-conscious bone in his body. Luckily for him, his parents and Bruce (and Alfred of course) ensured that he knew how to properly wear a suit for formal occasions, and it tends to be the one item of clothing he “gets”. Tim usually goes for nice Italian suit brands, but has been known to choose ties that are either ugly or completely clash with his suit. Nobody knows whether he does it as a joke, or if he honestly thinks a psychedelic orange and green paisley tie would go with a classic blue Brioni (it is the latter), but Alfred prioritises catching him on the stairs and switching his tie before the press can snap any photos.

Damian Wayne would honestly rather be in his Robin suit, but the older he grows the more he finds that suits have at least one beneficial use: helping him to appear older and taller than he is. He took advantage of this and chose styles that optimised the effect such as going for a three-piece suit, and styling his hair a certain way (he wouldn’t let Alfred or Bruce help him because he wasn’t a child). In the early days, Damian was all scowls, stiff and tense and hating every second he was there, but he would always secretly watch his father’s mannerisms and movements and copy them as best he could. It was honestly adorable to watch. These days, you’ll be more likely to see him stuffing canapés in his mouth in response to a dare, the crumbs getting all over his tailored suit, or hanging around Cass, Duke, or whichever sibling he happens to be getting along with at the time.

Duke Thomas doesn’t know the first thing about suits, and honestly has more important things to worry about (like does “Jedi” in the new Star Wars’ film title mean singular or plural?!) but he kind of enjoys taking a break from reality and wearing a suit. It makes him feel like a secret agent, as he put it once, and Dick leaned over to his ear whispered “I have contacts”, winked at him, then tossed back a glass of champagne… (he regretted it the next morning.) After the novelty of fancy, expensive suits wears off, Duke ends up making the suit more casual by swapping out dress shoes for sneakers, or accidentally “forgetting” his tie. But as Alfred puts it with a sigh “the family no longer has a reputation to salvage, so you may wear whatever you deem fit, Master Duke.”

In conclusion, Alfred deserves a very long holiday.

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Him:</b> I'm fascinated by the way you dress<p/><b>Me:</b> Why?<p/><b>Him:</b> Because you embody some timeless class that a lot of woman don't have anymore. Nobody fucking paints their lips red just to come to class anymore, it's all about sweatpants and hair in a bun now, which can be fine but shows that you just don't care. That you don't care about yourself or how other people treat you. You on the other hand look like nobody can mess with you, yet you are the sweetest person with everyone. Your look demands you to be seen and respected, that's the way it supposed to be.<p/><b>Me:</b> Wow, you've been thinking about this a lot haven't you?<p/><b>Him:</b> You fascinated me<p/><b>Me:</b> That's good, I guess?!?<p/><b>Him:</b> It is, but it also makes things complicated<p/><b></b> *what the fuck do you mean P.... `*<p/><b></b> *and it think it's important to mention that i dress like pin up girl every day (think Dita Von Teese)*<p/></p><p/></p>

anonymous asked:

Hi Abby!!! So this is the first time I've ever stepped out and attempted to ask anyone, anything about crossdressing and I'm really nervous. I'm bi but have always wanted to be and dress like a girl for as long as I can remember. I want to start crossdressing but I just don't know where to start. I have bought several dresses and make up kits but just.... Don't know where to start. Any help you could offer would be amazing. Thank you for doing what you do :)

Thank you, I’m glad you’ve found the courage to message me :)

Starting is difficult and it’s hard to know where to begin. How ever you start I would suggest doing things slowly, look around in magazines and the internet.

Try and find styles and looks you like, I have to admit I’m terrible when it comes to clothes shopping, I just buy what I like the look of. My only advice is only buy things you really like, don’t buy things you think are okay, you won’t wear them.

Try and build together a look, look for shoes which will match a dress etc.

When comes to make-up I’m a little better, as I say I look for looks I like but I’ve also found some good YouTubers for inspiration and techniques.

I have written out a few small guides, I’ll link the ones you might find most useful.

Make-up routine - My routine, plus a few tips and links to useful videos and YouTubers to follow.

How to create cleavage

How I have my legs

How to walk in heels

Shoe size guide

My thoughts on wigs

I hope that was of some help, feel free to ask me more questions if you have them :)

nothing pisses me off more than my mom making irrelevant comments about how anyone (especially females) dress or do their makeup/hair. let them do whatever the fuck they want its not your body and you’re in no position to judge them. you don’t have to like it but there is literally no need for you to be disrespectful.

anonymous asked:

'I've been a bad girl daddy who don't you come get me? ;)' with Negan tho? Some HC's would be sooooo great and you'd be my hero ily

Ask and ye shall receive ;))

- “C’mon, how am I supposed to do work when you’re dressed like that.” Negan would say as you leaned over him wearing very, very, little clothing.
- “I’ve been a bad girl daddy why don’t you come and get me?” 
- That was when Negan groaned, fidgeting in his seat, battle plans in front of him and swiftly parked you in his lap, trailing soft kisses down your neck before he pinched hard on your erect nipples which made you yelp.
- “Been a bad girl, I hear.” He growled. “Yes, Daddy.” You replied obediently. “Well that just won’t fucking do.” He said hotly in your ear, biting down hard on your earlobe, emitting a moan from you.
- He flipped you over and pulled up the veil of sheer fabric hiding your sumptuous rear. Before you could say anything he brought a leather clad hand down on your buttock, a loud moan came from you.
- “Oh no, you’re not supposed to be enjoying this.” He slapped you again, your skin rippled under the force. “You’ve.” Slap. “Been.” Slap. “A very.” Another slap. “Bad girl.” He slapped again, your ass red raw.
- “Do you know that you’ve been a bad girl?” Negan asked in a low, husky voice.
- “Yes, Daddy.”
- You thought he was done after a few seconds of nothing before he brought his bare hand down on your ass and kneaded it harshly, making you let out little whimpers.
- “And that, is so you don’t think about being bad.”
- Oh, I’ll be bad again real soon, you added in your mind, a small smirk on your face.

I hope you liked that Nonnie!! Sorry for the wait!

( @negans-network @negansmutweek )

anonymous asked:

Hi I don't know if you could draw transgirl Yamaguchi? In my personal headcanon I gave her the name Hana. If you would ever consider drawing that I would be really thankful^^

Guessing that she wants to “pass” as a girl, I guess this is how she would dress..? I can’t imagine her dressing super feminine but lmao I was really confused about this one

The Signs as Simon Lewis Book Quotes
  • Aries: "Lately I've been cross dressing. Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know."
  • Taurus: "You know when someone prefers their own brother over you it isn't a confidence booster."
  • Gemini: "She has a boyfriend. Like, really, really, really has a boyfriend. The nuclear bomb of boyfriends."
  • Cancer: "Please don't ever tell Jace I said he was a badass."
  • Leo: "I don't like flat soda. I don't like crappy boy band pop. I don't like being stuck in traffic. I don't like math homework. I hate Jace. See the difference?"
  • Virgo: "I'd always hopes that when I said 'I love you' to a girl, she'd say 'I know' back, like Leia did to Han in Return of the Jedi."
  • Libra: "That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?"
  • Scorpio: "I wouldn't give up loving you. Not for anything. You know what Raphael told me? That I didn't know how to be a good vampire, that vampires accept that they're dead. But as long as I remember what it was like to love you, I'll always feel like I'm alive."
  • Sagittarius: "He looks like he's thinking about something deep and meaningful, but if you ask him what it is, he'll punch you in the face."
  • Capricorn: "Is this where you tell me you're secretly in love with me? Vampire mojo strikes again."
  • Aquarius: "I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider."
  • Pisces: "I don't know who Azazel is. Isn't he the cat from the Smurfs?"

Can you guys tell what would you like me to gif next? :)

  • FF favorite couple?
  • FFXV - Kingsglaive favorite character?
  • FF favorite bromance?
  • FFXV favorite character?
  • FFX favorite character?
  • FFIX favorite character?
  • FFXII favorite character?
  • Favorite FF chapter?
  • Favorite FF scene?
  • Favorite not-canon FF ship?
  • Cutest FF scene?
  • Funniest FF scene?
  • FF scene which torn me apart?
  • FF favorite movie?
  • FF best dressed?
  • FF hottest guy?
  • FF hottest girl?
  • FF best quote?

anonymous asked:

How did you improve your writing? I want to write poetry but I don't know how to start or how to improve:)

tbh i don’t?? really think i’m that good? haha like i kind of consider myself like a little baby sproutlet writer so please understand i never took a formal class or anything so everything i have to say about this??? haha might be bogus for everyone else??

i think the simplest thing is to look at writing like she is the girl in the red dress. her presence will fill you up and you will feel that you are both drowning and suddenly finally able to breathe. she is the goddess that walks across the dancefloor, you are shaking somewhere in a corner, struck by your need to press your lips against every part of her body. she is the feeling of snow and of thunder, but she does it so well you wonder if you’re even worthy to speak her name.

chase her like you will die if you don’t have her. read books until your eyes water, search for the right words in someone else’s writing. listen to poetry spoken by more sure voices than the one you can conjure onto your shy tongue. and write. write like you are trying to make someone fall in love, like you’re trying to stop the world from ending, like you will deatomize if you do not.

obsess over her. there will be many days where she plays hard to get, where you can’t even smell her perfume on your bed. there will be many days where she is achingly close to you, but you cannot quite grasp her. and there will be good days, where she will sit on your lap and guide your pen and make you feel like you are flooded with ink. those are the good days - write instead to survive the bad ones, when you can’t quite convince her to show you passion. write to coax her into your fingers on those days, write to beg her back. don’t ever give up. never take more than a week off from writing. even if it’s one line on a napkin, write. she is a devil, and if you tell yourself to stop burning your hands on her, the numb freedom of being away can be addicting. it is harder to start than to stop. don’t stop.

if you want to be a writer, dedicate your life to her. i am chained to her and she drives me insane and i love her more than i can say. she will grow bored of the same thing every day, and you will have to find something new to say - and that is how you get better. she is fickle and she will demand that you get out of bed with a real lover’s warm body and instead search for a pen in a cold room - but those moments when inspiration hits you will be so incredible you won’t be able to stop shaking.

my father once said to me, “raquel, choose who you marry wisely,” and when i was about to smartmouth him about marrying a horse, he continued, “your first love and your deepest love has always been your words. you need to find someone who doesn’t mind that your writing will always come first.”