- me 2 the outside world: yeah i don't really care for personality quizzes
- me in the corner of my room @ 2am while eating spinach out of a plastic bag: as a chaotic good, sanguine, gemini, enfp who was born in the year of the horse, what should I have for breakfast tomorrow and also who is my soul mate
"For the breakfast sandwich you get a choice of avocado, bacon, or ham" "I don't eat meat!" Bitch, neither do I. I still know how to go into a restaurant, scan the menu for vegetarian options, and ask politely for the vegetarian option. How hard is it to reply "avocado?" I'm telling you there's a vegetarian option, so all you have to do is say "avocado" instead of yelling at me about how you don't eat meat.