i don't have the patience for shit like this

ok so I can honestly just imagine pidge getting REALLY UPSET that shiro isn’t taking care of himself like

  • shiro gets sinus infections and shit pretTy often bc he’s got a huge lump of scar tissue hanging out in his nasal cavity, and the first time it happens with team voltron he tries to hide it until he FUCKING PASSES OUT LIKE A DINGUS
  • and he wakes up and everyone’s like FUCK SHIRO ARE YOU OK??? but pidge is just SC REA M ING “WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SERIOUSLY HURT SHIRO!!! WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST FUCKING P ASSE D O UT WH–”
    • hunks like “woah pidge chill” but pidge is just: (ง °`Д´°)ง
  • pidge makes shiro PROMISE that if he starts to feel sick again he HAS to tell them–and they tear up a little bit–and shiro’s just like OH GOD I’M SO SORRY PLS DON’T CRY I’M SORRY
    • and pidge is just: (ಥ﹏ಥ) “…ok”
  • so a few months pass and shiro DOES get sick again and he’s like “…shit I gotta tell them but I don’t want them to worry ahhhhhhh fuck”
  • so he DOES tell pidge but really downplays ALL of his symptoms and pidge side eyes him SO FUCKING HARD like
    • (¬ ¬) “…ok. I trust you shiro. but you GOTTA tell me if it gets worse, ok? like if you develop a fever. ok?” and shiro’s like yeah sure no problem
    • (but he’s ALREADY got a fever, like a JACKASS)
  • and later that day pidge calls him down to their workspace all “shiro I want to test the levels of brain wave compatibility between paladins and their lions to better understand blah blah blah you’re most connected to your lion blah blah let me put these things on your head”
    • shiro’s sick and spaced out so he’s like “uh sure, that’s fine”
    • but PSYCH it’s a fucking THERMOMETER and the screen lights up “102.47″ and pidge just SCREECHES
    • “I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU WERE MORE SICK THAN YOU SAID SHIRO GOD DAMN IT!!! WHY WON’T YOU JUST TELL US–”
    • and shiro’s stunned and apologizing, but also chuckling cuz it’s funny how upset pidge is getting about a little cold and saying, “pidge, really, it’s not that big of a deal, I just didn’t want you to worry over nothing.”
    • and pidge stops screaming really suddenly, almost crying, still obviously furious, just staring at shiro in silence. then just shouts “HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TRUST YOU?!” and storms off

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Can we have a real talk about touching celebrities?

I’m talking specifically bandom, specifically specifically Frank Iero and the Patience, but I’m sure this happens a lot with all kinds of people. 

-Find out whether or not that person likes hugs or touching before you meet them, please. If it’s a random encounter, just play it safe and don’t touch. Ask at the least if it’s a random meeting, but if you know you’re meeting someone or hope you will, ask around for that shit. 

For the Patience, what I know is: 

——–Frank Iero does not like hugging people. He’ll do it, he won’t be aggro about it, he’ll pretend it’s all fine, but he’s said before in tweets that he doesn’t like hugging people he doesn’t know. He shakes hands and puts his arm around you for photos. 

——–Evan Nestor is too nice for his own good. I don’t know how he feels about hugs and touches but I’ve seen people just assume they can hang on him and he definitely doesn’t reciprocate whatever his feelings are. Don’t hang off this sweet man, don’t touch him every sentence; it’s not something you’d do to regular strangers, and he’s too good for that. 

okay but i saw a post where someone said that “john green writes about vulnerable 15 year old girls who need to be saved by a man” and like…have you ever actually picked up a john green book?

“fifteen year old girls”

  • Looking for Alaska: Leading lady Alaska Young, age 17, and supporting female character Lara Buterskaya, 17
  • An Abundance of Katherines: Important female characters Lindsey Lee Wells, 18, Katherine Carter, 18, and Katrina, 18
  • Paper Towns: Leading lady Margo Roth Spiegelman, 18, and important female character Lacey Pemberton, 18
  • Let It Snow: Leading lady The Duke/Angie, age undetermined but at least 16
  • Will Grayson, Will Grayson: All main characters are (mostly queer) males; supporting female character Jane Turner
  • The Fault in Our Stars: Leading lady Hazel Lancaster, age 16

“vulnerable”

  • LFA: Alaska Young, potentially bipolar, incredibly strong character who refuses help when she doesn’t need it, only shows vulnerability when she really trusts someone (because let’s face it, everyone’s vulnerable in some ways”
  • AOK: fuckin…Colin is more vulnerable than Katherine is tbh, and same with Lindsey. he depends on other people and their approval more than either of them. Lindsey, like Alaska, only shows vulnerability when she truly trusts someone, and that ends up being Colin (and partly Hassan). Lindsey talks about how her journey to popularity was all of her own making, something she did entirely by herself. She didn’t depend on anyone else for it.
  • PT: Margo actually addresses this claim specifically, when she tells Q that he only came after her “because you wanted to save poor little Margo from her troubled little self, so that I would be oh-so-thankful to my knight in shining armor that I would strip my clothes off and beg you to ravage my body.” She totally shoots down the idea that she needed Q’s help and that he could save her somehow.
  • LIS: this is the only one I could actually see an argument for, although the Duke makes it pretty clear that what she does and with whom is her business, and rejects the boys’ claims that they’re just worried about her well-being (which is bullshit)
  • WGWG: how the fuck would you think Jane is vulnerable she’s literally this impenetrable vessel of awesome who comes to her own conclusions about guys without any guy’s help
  • TFiOS: Hazel is only vulnerable in the physical sense, which, granted, is pretty drastic vulnerability, but this is never exploited for the purposes of the story or by Gus. He’s not going to save her, and they both know it.

“who need to be saved by a man” - i literally have no idea how anyone fucking thinks this

  • LFA: Alaska Young is a feminist. Alaska Young is a feminist. Alaska Young repeatedly calls out her male friends for objectifying women’s bodies, for having gender-specific double standards, and for treating women like they need to be saved. Alaska makes is very clear to Pudge that she does not need to be saved by him or by any man. She criticizes him for even having this idea and iterates that the only one who can “save her” is her.
  • AOK: I will grant that Lindsey Lee Wells does not do anything to change the shitty things in her situation until Hassan and Colin come along. But this is because of their friendship, not because they’re men and not because of romance. Having people from the outside take one look at her relationships and say “dude, this is fucked up” and ultimately (accidentally) reveal just how shitty her friends and boyfriend are was what finally made her realize how unhappy they made her. It wasn’t because Colin swooped in and made her realize these great injustices that were committed against her.
  • PT: Again, Margo directly addresses this when she accuses Q of only coming after her to get into her pants and be the hero. Furthermore, to say that it was only a man who went after her to help her is to ignore the whole premise of the entire last third of the book, which is about the camaraderie that comes with a group of friends working toward a goal and realizing the depth of those relationships. All four of them wanted to rescue Margo because they thought she was dead.
  • LIS: When the Duke confesses her feelings to Tobin, it’s of her own accord, because her own feelings were welling up and she couldn’t keep them in anymore. It wasn’t because of anything he did, for christ’s sake, it was because she wanted to. He himself had no bearing on that decision.
  • WGWG: Will Grayson #1 (the straight one) may have been the one who planted the seed of the idea that Jane’s boyfriend wasn’t good for her, but again, it was she who eventually decided he was right and chose a new course. She would’ve done the same regardless of who suggested it.
  • TFiOS: HOW DO YOU EVEN THINK THAT GUS SAVED HAZEL LIKE JFC THE ENTIRE PREMISE OF THE NOVEL IS THAT NO ONE CAN SAVE SOMEONE ELSE FROM DYING LIKE THAT AND YET YOU STILL THINK SOMEHOW THAT IT ENCOURAGES YOUNG GIRLS TO DEPEND ON MEN I CANNOT EVEN FATHOM HOW STUPID THAT IS JUST CHRIST PLEASE READ THE FUCKING BOOK

basically just actually read his books if you’re going to talk shit and don’t make shit up about them please go fuck yourself if you’re that stupid

Allow me to explain. So I’ve been bitched at due to owning so much more shit than everyone else and how it’s SUPER unfair
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Listen here you annoying, whiny ass little bitches who can’t for some god forsaken reason gROW THE FUCK UP, I don’t give a shit. You just started playing and you don’t have the items I have? Shocking, since oh idk, I’ve been playing this game since 2012. I’m gonna throw a card out that I don’t like using very much. It’s called seniority.
One, I’ve been here longer and two I’ve participated in the holiday events far longer then you. Of course I’m gonna have more stuff than you.

Should you care? No. If you keep up with this game you’ll have plenty of items in 5+ years time. Promise.

Should you get angry at someone else? Absolutely not. It’s not their fault that you decided to stop playing the game for several years. (It’s also not my fault either you shit head)

Get over it.

anonymous asked:

I'm glad you called her out. I wouldn't have had the patience too. I don't understand how anyone in the LGBT+ community can shit on others in the community. We've all had our identities invalidated, why would you want to contribute to that?

I don’t know. It makes no sense to me. I’ve seen some of her transphobic stuff before and stayed out of it because I’m not trans or NB and it didn’t feel like my place but after seeing so many of my trans and non binary friends upset today, I realized that their fight in this case was being overlooked by the queer community and I don’t like that. We need to be allies to the non-cis members of our community. There’s a T in LGBT and sometimes, including those siblings means taking out our own trash now and then and being responsible for ourselves. They shouldn’t have to have fights with people that invalidate them. They shouldn’t be responsible for educating us over and over again.

punishandenslavesuckers  asked:

Random ficblogging question for you but... do you have headcanons about lex luthor? Or have I just missed them? Love all your work and headcanons! Never stop!

tbh I feel like American Alien douchebag randian libertarian lex is pretty much perfect. but i know in a lot of incarnations lex is a Super Genius and i’m not as into that. i like him better as an opportunistic regular genius. he’s not necessarily the smartest guy in the room but he’s good at making people think that he is (because he believes it). more jobs than wozniak, or an evil bill gates. which might just be a young bill gates. DID U KNO: microsoft used to pretty regularly make plans to buy companies, and they’d be like “okay u gotta show us what u got tho” and they’d do it and microsoft would go “nah now that we’ve seen it we don’t want it” and then they’d go make their own based on what they’d seen. just. straight up stealing shit. that’s the kind of corporate bullshit i wanna see from lexcorp. or like. he has no fucking patience. that’s his ultimate downfall (also all the hubris). he’ll build a huge badass mechsuit and it’s amazing but he cut a bunch of corners to save time and money and whoops it has a bunch of weaknesses because of it who could ever have predicted this unfortunate circumstance. the answer is everyone.

anonymous asked:

I don't see what's all the fuss about buckynat??? Why do you like it so bad? They had nothing to do with each other in the movies and I don't think them having a fight scene together validates as having any connection either

I do not have the patience to explain this to you so I’ve made a simple meme to summarise buckynat in a nutshell:

Please. Go. Educate. Yourself.

castielmysmolcinnamonroll-deact  asked:

Hi mama! I have a question... Will we get more Hanji and Levi dynamic? I don't ship them as a couple (tho i wouldn't flip my shit if they'd end up as a couple) but they're my absolute favourite bromance... I really would like to see more so am I waiting for nothing or will my patience reward me? Also... Since Hanji is a character that you can practically choose which gender do you read them as in the manga... Was it your desicion that Hanji is a female in the anime?

No, that wasn’t my decision. But they will get more bonding in a way later on.

anonymous asked:

I just followed you because you seem awesome but then I saw that question where you called that person shit. A lot of people don't understand that you can be a boy without having a penis. I'm sure it must be hard for you, and I can't imagine everything you've been through but that was so mean and uncalled for. Like, explain to them you've always been a boy, teach them instead of making them feel bad.

I think it’s pretty uncalled for that I have to defend myself against transphobia every single day while simultaneously being expected to handle it with unflinching grace and the patience of a kindergarten teacher.

anonymous asked:

Just letting you know the photo you use for you're banner is actually from skyrim which is a video game not you're fault you couldn't have known but next time you pick a photo you will know to pay more attention but I don't blame you it's a totally understandable mistake for girl like you to make

Here’s the thing, I took that photo myself. When playing Skyrim myself. Because I’ve played elder scrolls three, four and five. Because I’m a gamer. And you are a sexist cunt. And I have no patience for rude boys who treat gamer girls like shit. My banner is a picture of Bleak Falls Barrow because I thought it was pretty.

And for your information I’m a level fucking ninety in Skyrim. You might be thinking “nah the levelling cap is 82” and you are right. But I have the legendary fucking edition. Because I wasn’t content with the vanilla edition. I finished every fucking quest and found every fucking location and levelled up every fucking skill to one hundred and then reset them and levelled them up a bit more.

Don’t believe me? Ask steedsy, my boyfriend.

Get the fuck off my blog you sexist, rude, dickhead and maybe think twice before you try to show up a girl who has two thousand fucking hours on my favourite fucking game.

I expect you to apologise.

anonymous asked:

I'm an Aquarius too. Do you ever feel like no one understands you? I had something very traumatic happen to me when I was little and I finally told someone and they didn't believe me because I didn't cry. I can't cry. I've numbed the trauma. I'm the "unemotional" Aquarius so I can't help it!

People like that are INCREDIBLY unintelligent and you shouldn’t let anything they say make you feel badly at all. Having control over the expression of our emotions does not equate to us being unemotional and I am so over giving two shits about anyone who has the nerve to call me cold or emotionally stagnant. They don’t understand at all.

And I would just like to add once again that that is absolutely absurd. Fuck that shit. People want to demand for us to prove the validity of our experience to them because they can’t broaden their mind enough to conceptualize any perspective other than their own and I’m just over it. I have no patience.

umbreeunix  asked:

Um I don't believe that was their intent, they don't like their design of Purple Guy to be drawn because A.) It's not Vincent, it never was Vincent and now they have Vincent heliotrope so seeing people drawing their Purple Guy and calling them 'Vincent' is triggering, especially when it's shit like hanging. B.) They do blacklist tags, they have multiple blacklisted tags to avoid that content but it's getting through still, because it's untagged. Patience lasts only so long.

Purple Guy is not canonically Vincent; it is a design they created and got super popular before they left the fandom and gave it to Cam, who then gave it to the public. I know it’s not canon; it was just a super popular theory/AU/design a lot of people liked and followed. Now I understand why Deo left the fandom, Umbree. A lot of people were insulting their au for no reason; I was there, I saw it happen. And the thing I always found confusing with Vincent Heliotrope is why Deo hates the FNAF Vincent because it’s triggering, but then creates Vincent Heliotrope who looks like Vincent (is purple, has no pupils), is NAMED Vincent, and even shares that fear of needles FNAF Vincent had, andhas gold details when FNAF Vincent possessed Golden Freddy .The only difference about them is that Helioptrope doesn’t kill children and he’s not aromantic because he loves Darren. I feel that if Deo really hated their au, they wouldn’t have given it to Cam; they would’ve just said. “I’m discontinuing it and I’m going to keep it for myself for these reasons and you guys can’t use any characters anymore.” At that point, I would’ve understood… I would’ve been a bit sympathetic to other blogs, yes, but I would’ve understood and respected their wishes. But that FNAF au is public domain now, so for them to come back a year later saying to stop is surreal and pretty rude. It also seems to disregard the many fans who took the liberty to add their own twist to the character and all the fun rps or friendships they had made with others from that au. It’s also a creative exercise for many. And while for some people it would be easy to change the name/design, others don’t have that much talent. Some are more mathematical than artistic, some are more creative than others. 

I do agree; hanging and suicide can be triggering to people and it should have been tagged more properly. But one post and suddenly we can’t use it? But they make one post about that bad analogy and people are told to just ignore it or block it because they don’t seem to understand that it’s very triggering to some people in the way Vincent can be very triggering to them. You don’t compare anything to rape; that’s incredibly disrespectful. And the fact that instead of Deo going “You know what, that IS pretty damn rude of me; I’m sorry, guys.”, they just make a doodle of Artman apathetically sticking their tongue out while saying “it’s an analogy.” That is horrible. That is demeaning. That is invalidating people’s feelings/possible trauma towards something horrible that may have happened to them because it sounds like Deo is saying “It’s an analogy; stop being upset” like it’s going to magically make it an untriggering metaphor. 


I’m triggered by self-harm and mentions of suicide. Deo never tagged that stuff and is the reason I had to unfollow them I know I couldn’t ask them to tag that stuff because I was afraid they’d snap at me and yell at me. They also namedropped Tabbs after their argument, and Tabbs got a whole bunch of horrible backlash and is still being affected by it when she was just standing her ground and called them out on things they did wrong. Deo suddenly went to self-harm, namedropped Tabbs when they swore they’d never namedrop again, and never said anything like “don’t send Tabbs hate”. Or if they did, it was already too late and damage had been done. 

And yes, patience indeed only lasts so long… I lost my patience when Tabbs got attacked. I lost my patience when Void got shit sent at them for defending a friend. I lost my patience when Deo said not to go and use Vincent but goes and makes a character that looks just like Void’s Skott in their style. I understand Deo has a shit ton of followers and seeing hundreds of the same ask can be very irritating. But when that happens, a large notice must be made to grab attention and edited when new questions are asked. Deo has friends they can turn to for advice about asks and how to word things; why don’t they do that? 

Umbree, you are a good person. You are standing up for a friend of yours, and I understand that. But this friend of yours has angered me and I have stated my reasons why. I hope you understand these reasons. I thank you for being so polite to me when others would’ve just been downright nasty. If I missed anything, I will be sure to add to it later.