i don't have my good camera

707 for @cobbys/ @dillydallyings for her Birthday!

My goodness the camera quality does not do this justice, haha. 

“smile for the camera!”

Lilo and Stitch - sentence starters
  • 1. "Stupid-head."
  • 2. "Do we have a lobster door? No. We have a dog door. We are getting a dog."
  • 3. "Want to listen to the King? You look like an Elvis fan."
  • 4. "Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind, or forgotten."
  • 5. "We're a broken family, aren't we?"
  • 6. "I'm the one they call when things go wrong. And things have indeed gone... wrong."
  • 7. "I was afraid you were going to say that. This won't be easy to explain back at headquarters."
  • 8. "You smell like a lawnmower."
  • 9. "Does this look infected to you?"
  • 10. "Aloha!"
  • 11. "You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try creating something for a change?"
  • 12. "Oh, good! My dog found the chainsaw!"
  • 13. "I'm sorry I bit you... and pulled your hair... and punched you in the face..."
  • 14. "You were built to destroy. You can never belong."
  • 15. "Our family is little now, and we don't have many toys, but if you want you can be a part of it."
  • 16. "I'll tell you what. If you promise not to fight anymore, I'll promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions."
  • 17. "It's nice to live on an island with no large cities."
  • 18. "WHAT? After everything you put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? JUST LIKE THAT?"
  • 19. "Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity to my list of things I did today!"
  • 20. "I prefer to be called 'evil genius'."
  • 21. "Stop! I have just determined this situation to be far too hazardous!"
  • 22. "One of them had a giant eye in the middle of his face."
  • 23. "We are fired. Now we do it my way!"
  • 24. "My camera's full again!"
  • 25. "Don't worry, she likes your butt and fancy hair."
  • 26. "No more caffeine for you."
  • 27. "Don't leave me, okay?"
  • 28. "This is my family. I found it, all on my own."
  • 29. "Why are you all wet?"
  • 30. "Did you catch fire again?"
  • 31. "You better not have rabies."
  • 32. "Bring... him/her... back."
  • 33. "Heard you lost your job."
  • 34. "I think it might be a koala... an evil koala."
  • 35. "You are such a pain!"
  • 36. "A shooting star! I call it! Get out, get out! I have to make a wish!"
  • 37. "We need something that can defend itself. Something that won't die. Something... sturdy... you know?"
  • 38. "If you wanna leave, you can. I'll remember you, though. I remember everyone who leaves."
  • 39. "You're crazy."
  • 40. "Did you ever kill anyone?"
  • 41. "That's okay. You can just date me and we'll call it even."
  • 42. "So you're from outer space? I hear the surfing's choice."
Imagine if the basement tapes were a bunch of videos of Eric and Dylan baking and doing crafts part 2
  • Dylan: *is filming eric* today me and reb are going to show you how to make a godlike scrapbook for all your godlike memories.
  • Eric: *holding up scrapbooks* first you need to get yourself a scrapbook. as you can see, me and V already got some badass scrapbooks. I picked em up at some old lady store for $10 a piece. Mine has guns all over it and-
  • Dylan: *interrupting* but I wanted the one with the guns on it
  • Eric: you're getting the one with the cats on it or you can buy your own damn scrapbook
  • Dylan: but it's pink, that's not very godlike
  • Eric: we need our money for NBK, we can't go and buy you another scrapbook, let's just paint it black.
  • Eric: *walks across the room to closet*
  • Dylan: *follows while filming*
  • Eric: *opens closet*
  • Giant box: *is in closet*
  • Eric: *takes box out* good thing my parents don't search my room, they'd think I'm some kind of faggot with all this crafting supplies.
  • Dylan: *lol* reb take the camera so I can paint my godlike journal
  • Eric: *takes camera and films Dylan*
  • Dylan: *opens box* damn reb, this box is filled to the brim. It hasn't been this full since we made our godlike friendship bracelets
  • Eric: I told you I was getting shit for our crafting videos. Just paint the damn thing so we can move on
  • Dylan: *paints scrapbook black* we have to wait for it to dry now
  • Eric:
  • Dylan:
  • Eric:
  • Dylan: reb, does you mom have a hair dryer?
  • Eric: yeah but she's sleeping, we're going to have to sneak past the bed and get it out of the master bathroom
  • Dylan: ok let's go
  • Eric + Dylan: *walks upstairs*
  • Dylan: *steps on dog toy*
  • Dog toy: *makes noise*
  • Eric: FUCK, you better hope that didn't wake my parents up. how am i going to explain to them that their 18 year old son is making a scrapbook
  • Dylan: it's fine lets go
  • Eric + Dylan: *tip toes to the master bedroom door*
  • Eric: you wait out here, I'll go in and get it
  • Eric: *quietly opens door and slips inside*
  • Dylan: *films the closed door*
  • Dylan:
  • Door:
  • Dylan:
  • Sparky: *jumps on Dylan*
  • Dylan: NOOOO, get off, I hate dogs, you're going to get hair all over my trenchcoat!
  • Sparky: *is confused*
  • Sparky: *chases tail*
  • Dylan: oh my god reb hurry up
  • Door: *slowly opens*
  • Eric: *comes out with blow dryer* what the fuck was that V? We're lucky my parents didn't wake up.
  • Dylan: your dog attacked me
  • Eric: no he didn't, sparky's a good boy
  • Eric: *pets sparky* yes you are!!
  • Dylan: let's go back downstairs
  • Eric + Dylan: *sneaks downstairs*
  • Eric: *plugs in blow dryer and hands it to Dylan* there, dry it off quick
  • Dylan: *turns on blow dryer*
  • Blow dryer: *makes noise*
  • Eric: fuck, this thing is loud
  • Dylan: the paint is still wet, just wait a minute
  • Dylan: *continues blow drying scrapbook*
  • Upstairs: *makes noise*
  • Eric: fuck! Someone's awake! Turn that shit off!!
  • Dylan: wait it's almost dry
  • Staircase: *is making noises*
  • Eric: HIDE EVERYTHING!
  • Eric: *grabs the godlike scrapbooks and throws them out the window*
  • Dylan: my scrapbook!! Reb we just spent 20 minutes getting a blow dryer to dry it off and now you just throw it-
  • Door: *opens*
  • Dylan: *is holding blow dryer*
  • Eric: *is standing by the window*
  • Craft box: *lies open on the floor*
  • Eric's mom: boys! It is almost four o clock in the morning!! What on earth are you two doing?? Is that my hair dryer??!
  • Eric: *climbs out the window*
  • Dylan: *drops hair dryer* wait for me!!
  • Dylan: *climbs out the window*
  • Eric's mom: *climbs out the window* COME BACK HERE ERIC DAVID HARRIS!! DYLAN I AM CALLNG YOUR MOM!!!
  • Eric: *starting up car*
  • Dylan: *is in passenger seat*
  • Dylan: oh my god, oh my god
  • Eric: *drives away*
  • Dylan: where are we going??!
  • Eric: *is in tears* how am I going to explain all this shit to my parents??! They're going to be so disappointed in me!! Kevin is joining the marines meanwhile I'm making fucking scrapbooks in a basement!
sticky situation
  • Ethan: Where's my glue?
  • Mark: YOU DON'T HAVE GLUE!
  • Mark: You don't get glue. You do without glue.
  • Mark: You make your own glue...
  • Mark: *starts laughing*
  • Mark: Just give self a good SQUEEZE!
  • Ethan: ...I'll be back.
  • Mark: Have fun making the glue!
  • Ethan: But what do I do if I have no glue?
  • Mark: You make do!
  • Ethan: I make do?? But how do I-
  • Mark: Figure out without glue!
  • Mark: If you can't get the man-glue, you get the-
  • Mark: *realizes what he's about to say*
  • Mark: -the baby glue?
  • Ethan: Baby glue? You monster!
  • Ethan: *looks to camera*
  • Ethan: What do I do?

New description for an upcoming Tangled the Series EP, Under Raps: “Rapunzel discovers that Cassandra has a crush on a mysterious visitor from out of town.”

Disney TVA, please don’t take the easy way out and have this visitor be a man, I’m begging you

  • SPACE MARINES AND CHAOS MARINES: HERE, GUARD, HAVE A QUARTER OF THE CAKE.
  • MARINES: [EAT THE REMAINING THREE QUARTERS OF THE CAKE]
  • MARINES: MMM GOOD CAKE
  • GUARD: THIS IS BULLSHIT! I DESERVE MY FAIR SHARE OF THE CAKE! DON'T YOU GUYS AGREE ABOUT HOW BADLY I'M BEING TREATED? THE MARINES GET ALL THE CAKE AND I HARDLY GET ANY! IT'S SO UNFAIR!
  • ALL OTHER FACTIONS, SITTING IN THE GUTTER: [LOOK UP FROM THE MOULDY CUPCAKE THEY ARE ALL SHARING TO STARE INTO THE CAMERA LIKE THEY'RE ON THE OFFICE]
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Sorry for not posting too much, here have three characters
The first one is like, a bnha sona… I luv that anime. I could do a proper sheet for them later ::p ;
Next,
Two ocs from a history that I’ll eventually do a comic
1°- name: ——– nickname: Bun
2°- name: Josh nickname: not a specific one, a lot of nicknames
I’ll only say that they’re a couple and that sometimes bun shout to josh “WHY YOU’RE SO TALL U DUCKING GIRAFFE” yeah they love each other

anonymous asked:

I love that you spend so much time answering all the asks you recieve, they're -- a lot. You're so good and still kind! Not all artists keep their kindness when they get famous. :)) Hope I don't sound rude tho.

Ahh me, much famous, many kind!

(Well… I don’t answer all the messages. You have no idea how guilty I feel because of that sometimes. Everyone deserves an answer but I’m not able to reply to every single ask. Hope it doesn’t ruin my perfect image tho u_u,)

Hehehe, thanks mate! ;)

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my half of a trade with @yowulf ! it’s her adorable dog Noodle :>

gosh tho aint photographing black things just the pits? i apologize for the weird textured background, but it was the only thing that would keep the picture from turning into a blurry dog shaped Item on a blown out white background ;n; sometime i’ll invest in a good black photo cube or something, i sorely need it! 

Shaking Things Up

Hey guys!

Thank you for sticking with me through my hiatus/holiday. I appreciate it so much ❤️❤️ Now that I’m home everything should be running smoothly again. We’re back to our regular amount of 5 posts a day and everything is back to normal. Except…

I’m going to start a Berry Pastel Rainbowcy! It won’t take away from the NSB stuff, instead it’ll be a couple of extra posts per day. I’ll probably add a banner to both challenges so you can differentiate them and change up my theme to something more suited to multiple stories. It’ll take another week or two for me to set everything up though, so don’t worry about any fast changes.

The BPR is going to be more story-based, as in, I’ve spent the last month I’ve been away plotting this thing out, because I couldn’t access the Sims and be impulsive about it. It’ll probably involve fancy camera angles and editing and things. It might also accidentally rub off on my NSB challenge and that’ll start having snazzier screenshots. Or not, honestly who knows.

I am soooooo excited to introduce Gin and Val and Olly and Heather and Jasper and like 27 other people to you because I may have fleshed out all their hopes and dreams a little too much and now I’m super attached to them. I hope you become attached to them too.

Have a good week!

Zoe ❤️

anonymous asked:

I know it might sound weird but do you have any good phone recommendations (good photo quality particularly) please ? My phone is slowly dying and I don't know which one to get and I feel like you could help xD Thanks a lot! I hope you're well btw :)

i have no idea to be honest, i’ve only ever had one smartphone in my life? samsung alpha (what a name, right?), it’s a good one but i’m not sure if they still sell it anywhere
but i’ve heard all the new incredibly expensive iphones have great™ cameras so if you can afford one of those - papa bless

  • The muse: *taping me on the shoulder* hey! I've got an idea! Let's write! I've got these two good ideas that we really need to get down on paper or computer right now immediately without waiting.
  • Me: um... It's time to go to work. I have to go, you know, work. I don't have time to write right now.
  • The muse: but I'm ready to write!
  • Me: can't it wait? I will have free time later tonight. We can write then.
  • The muse: nah, I won't be feeling it then.
  • Me: * stares into the camera like I'm on the office*