i don't have any room to give a shit

  • Stacker: You were my first choice. All the other Mark 3 pilots are dead.
  • Mako: I don't think you're the right man for this mission.
  • Chuck: You slow me down, I'm gonna drop you like a sack of Kaiju shit.
  • Herc: I'm sorry about your brother. Now come sit with us, there's plenty of room at our table. Here, just take my son's food, I'll take good care of ya. Have any family left? Can I adopt you? Raised Chuck on my own. Smart kid, but I never knew whether to give him a hug or a kick in the arse. Now maybe if he had a friend...
  • Chuck: Dad. Dad please stahp.
  • Me: I think I'm done with dick
  • Him: Lol don't give me that shit, who hurt you?
  • Me: Not hurt, just prefer pussy
  • Him: Why
  • Me: Dick doesn't satisfy me
  • Him: You wasn't saying that when you was taking this dick
  • Me: You came after 5 minutes both times we had sex and you were moaning way more than me, I don't think you have any room to say shit.
  • Him: ...
  • Me: Sorry not sorry.