i don't have an army but whatever

  • Me: *likes Gal Gadot*
  • tumblr: u can't Like Gal Gadot she supports the military of her home country
  • Me: *likes Gal Gadot whilst glaring at the people trying to impose their own feelings towards her onto me*

[in a super important Ravkan meeting]

The King: The Second Army is far too intimidating compared to the First. We must rectify this.

The Darkling: And what, exactly, do you have in mind?

Nikolai: *leans forward* I have an idea where they can be both dangerous and…cute. 

The Darkling: Cute?

The King: Go on, son. I trust in your decision. 


[the following morning]

Nikolai: I’ve done it! Look outside!

The Second Army:

Beyond the scenes? Nice.

I think we should just accept the idea that there’s a new name to BTS as “Beyond the Scenes” because after all they’re still BTS: they still have the same members, they still have the same music. They chose to add more meaning and depth in the abbreviation, and to us the name bulletproof Boy Scouts will be original in our hearts. Go with the flow, after all it’s their decision to change it.

So there you got Abby and Erin, the core relationship of the movie with Erin literally jumping on the other side for Abby. But you also have Holtz and Abby who’ve known each other for a while and worked together all these years and Abby was Holtz’s family as stated in her final speech. BUT you also got Patty and Holtz, always being the dynamic and fun duo, the Baby™ petnames and having each other’s backs. BUT ALSO you got the heavy gay subtext on literally every scenes with Holtz and Erin, The Wink ™, The Dance™, The Bickering™, The Swiss Army Knife™   and so on..

SO what I mean to say here is: every ships in Ghostbusters (2016) are wonderful and whatever pairing you’re shipping, it is good and pure so please enjoy

anonymous asked:

someone already tweeted at the common white girl account that bts hate white people, and that after the bbmas or whatever that they should stop stanning,,,,,,, she's been in the fandom for an hour don't start that hate shit already

I saw, people are very very rude for no reason…it’s heartbreaking. as much as it will suck having to see the same shitty jokes etc etc doing shit like that just makes our fandom look bad and makes people not want to even want to look into the group or be a part of the fandom with such disrespect….it doesn’t matter when you become an army. if you’re here to support than great..anyone who tears people down in this fandom is honestly a disgrace because that’s literally the exact opposite of bts and each of their personalities…. doing shit like that is just going to cause so much drama and fan wars and will make people not want to support their comebacks and all their hard work because of a shitty fandom

and I’m sure you can think of many fandoms where this happens to regularly for being so fucking ugly

anonymous asked:

is there any way we can watch bon voyage 2 without buying it? i don't meant to sound sleazy or whatever, i'm just broke as fuck

a lot of armys will help upload a copy to share don’t worry! ^_^ you just have to be a bit fast in watching it or getting a copy because naver is really strict about reuploads so it might get taken down fast. I would try and upload it too but I’ve never been able to figure out how to extract it. 

don’t worry I don’t think it’s sleazy or anything~ ^_^ I can’t fault people at all, these things are really expensive ;_;

How To Train Your Dragon 2: A Summary
  • Hiccup: look im doing voiceovers again
  • Snoutlout: i am going to tap that sWEET ruffnut ass
  • Ruffnut: no
  • Fishlegs: i, too, am interested in the ass tapping of which you speak
  • Ruffnut: no
  • Tuffnut: what the hell is going on
  • Astrid: I'm going to win a contest
  • Astrid: HEY Hiccup look i won this contest
  • Hiccup: HEY astrid look i found an island
  • Astrid: yeah cool whatever so what the fuck is up with you and your dad
  • Hiccup: pSSSHSHHH HE WANTS ME TO BECOME CHIEF ISN'T THAT GAY
  • Astrid: oh my gods!!!
  • Hiccup: shut up don't bring religion into this
  • Astrid: oh
  • Hiccup: hey look there's smoke over there let's check it out
  • Astrid: k
  • Astrid: oh fUCK my dragon got captured by some asshole
  • Eret: YES. THAT IS ME. I AM THE ASSHOLE.
  • Hiccup: okay that's cool but i have a sword made out of fire
  • Eret: ew I'm going to kill you for the glory of my master, EXPOSITION EXPOSITION EXPOSITION EXPOSITION
  • Hiccup: lol i didn't listen to any of that bye
  • Hiccup: dad this guy is building a dragon army
  • Stoick: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... whatever
  • HIccup: he calls himself drago or something dumb like that idk idk idk
  • Stoick: SHIT WE MUST GO INTO HIDING
  • Hiccup: what that's stupid I'm going to go talk to him
  • Astrid: hiccup this plan is bad
  • Hiccup: yeah but you came with
  • Astrid: good point
  • Eret: what the fuck are you doing on my ship
  • Hiccup: hey look at my cool fire sword again it uses dragon science wanna become a dragon rider
  • Eret: um
  • Stoick: HICCUP DON'T DO THE THING
  • Hiccup: DAD C'MON
  • Ruffnut: hey look at how hot this asshole is
  • Eret: WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE ON MY SHIP
  • Hiccup: i'm leaving this is stupid
  • Astrid: me too
  • Stoick: no
  • Astrid: goddamnit
  • Hiccup: hey look a new dragon ride--OH SHIT
  • Valka: I am Valka
  • Hiccup: i can see that
  • Valka: I am thE DRAGON QUEEN
  • Hiccup: i can see that
  • Valka: I aM GOD
  • Hiccup: i can see that
  • Valka: I AM YOUR MOTHER
  • Hiccup: i can se--wait what
  • Valka: lol look at all these dragons i'm so cool wanna live with me
  • Hiccup: sure but what about your husband
  • Valka: HUSBAND?
  • Stoick: WIFE?
  • Valka: HUBBAN?
  • Stoick: LET'S SING A SONG TO EXPRESS OUR LOVE
  • Valka: SURE
  • meanwhile....
  • Astrid: this is gay let's go find drago
  • Astrid: *kidnaps Eret*
  • Eret: UFCK
  • Astrid: okay cool we got to the camp now wh--
  • Drago: MURDER THEM ALL
  • Astrid: DAMNIT
  • Eret: aaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHoh wait this dragon saved my life goddamn
  • Drago: DESTROY THE DRAGON RIDERS
  • Valka: fucK look at this ARMY i am VERY ANGRY
  • Stoick: calm down it's cool we got this
  • Hiccup: hey drago i like what you got going on here it's pretty cool and stuff but what about being a drAGON RIDER HUH? sounds great amirite
  • Drago: no i'm going to kill the alpha and replace him with a new alpha
  • Hiccup: wtf
  • Valka: it's cool i got this
  • *new alpha kills old alpha*
  • Valka: nvm i don't got this
  • Drago: toothless, kill hiccup
  • Hiccup: what
  • Toothless: k
  • Hiccup: aAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TOOTHLESS NO
  • Stoick: aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SON NO
  • Stoick: *dies*
  • Hiccup: FUCK
  • Toothless: FUCK
  • Valka: FUCK
  • Astrid: FUCK
  • Eret: i still have no idea what's going on
  • Drago: k i'm gonna take over your town now bye
  • Gobber: we should have a funeral
  • Gobber: blah blah blah GREAT CHIEF blah blah blah NORSE MYTHOLOGY
  • Hiccup: shut up don't bring religion into this *fires arrow*
  • Gobber: oh
  • Everyone: *fires arrow*
  • Astrid: now what
  • Hiccup: idk how about baby dragons
  • Hiccup: DRAGO I AM HERE TO TAKE MY TOWN BACK
  • Drago: umm??? but i have your dragon????
  • Hiccup: not anymore bITCH
  • Drago: SHIT
  • Toothless: I AM THE ALPHA
  • Drago: no
  • Toothless: I AM THE ALPHA
  • Drago: fuck no
  • Toothless: I AM THE ALPHA
  • Bewilderbeast: yeah he's the alpha
  • Drago: SHIT
  • Hiccup: wtf Toothless? discount godzilla
  • Toothless: shut up i'm saving the day
  • Hiccup: oh
  • Astrid: hiccup i'm so proud of you
  • Hiccup: thanks girlfriend
  • Valka: hiccup i'm so proud of you
  • Hiccup: thanks mom
  • Valka: your dad would be proud of you too
  • Hiccup: thanks dead dad
  • Eret: i still have no idea what's going on
  • Hiccup: here take my dad's dragon
  • Eret: oh sweet
  • Astrid: let's have another contest
  • Hiccup: wtf is it with you and contests jesus chrsit I'm gonna win this time even though i'm the chief and shouldn't be in the contests anymore
  • Astrid: oh
  • Hiccup: hey look another voiceover

Hup. Here he is. My newest son and an addition to the red army. I love him so much. I don’t really have much for him yet but here he is. He’s super cool (lmao not really. He’s just a dork) I’ll probably just be working a whole bunch on him all night or something. Whatever.
@princeofmints

Who should you fight: SAO edition
  • Kirito: you'll lose. after that, you'll have to listen to his bad jokes. unless we are talking about crippled kirito, then you'll win, but why would you want to fight crippled kirito
  • Asuna: we are talking about the girl who lifted up a man who has black belts in both kendo and judo irl, but hey, if you want to lose that badly who am I to stop you
  • Yui: you'll probably win but then you'll have to deal with kirito and asuna. bad move
  • Silica: 50/50 percent chance to win, but why would you want to fight silica, ask her to pet her dragon or something instead
  • Lisbeth: you'll lose and then she'll force you to buy her weapons at crazy prices
  • Klein: find him a girl and he'll lose on purpose
  • Agil: do you really think you could win against a moving fortress
  • Heathcliff: what the fuck is wrong with you
  • Argo: you'll probably win, but your darkest secrets may start spreading everywhere shortly after
  • Leafa: she will kick your ass in both a virtual reality and the real world, after that you'll have an angry recon going after you. don't fight leafa
  • Recon: you'll win, unless he's fighting for leafa, then you'll lose
  • Sakuya: she has an army
  • Alicia Rue: she has a dragon army
  • Oberon: why are you still here hurry up and fight him
  • Sinon: this girl killed a man when she was eleven do I have to add more
  • Spiegel: you'll most likely win, unless you got near sinon. if you got near sinon run for your life
  • Sterben: this guy is full of murderous intent and money. don't fight sterben
  • Yuuki: she wants to fight you, fight her and make her happy. you'll lose but whatever
  • Eugeo: if you wish to become an ice sculpture that much, go ahead
  • Alice: everytime alice appears you get a new reason for which you know it is better not to fight her
  • Selka: just why
  • Tieze and Ronye: leave them alone, they've already suffered enough
  • Raios and Humbert: do the world a favor and fight them
  • Integrity Knights: this is the same as doing bungee jumping without an elastic cord
  • Cardinal: she doesn't want to fight you. don't get into unnecessary trouble
  • Quinella: you'll die before even getting near her, and even if you manage to get near her you'll still die, but more brutally
  • Gabriel: you could fight him, he'll probably just think about how wonderful your soul is since you had the courage to fight him. but then he'll kill you in an attempt to see it. don't fight gabriel
  • Vassago: don't
Dad and I were listening to the OGS Returns DVD member final talk(through Youtube) and....
  • Dad: So...Infinite didn't have any big fights or anything yet or had any problems did they?
  • Me: No, they said they fight about who does dishes but I mean you and I do that and we still good. Why?
  • Dad: That's good that they don't fight. How long have they been out?
  • Me: About 6 now (counting 2010).
  • Dad: Well I hope they continue this good relationship as a team until the very last minute, you know when they're old and stuff. They should go into the army together too.
  • Me: DAD. That sounds like you care about my favorite group!!!!!!!!
  • Dad: Maybe, my point is, it's good to see a group as nice like this, with no one leaving or whatever you know.
  • Me: *cries forever* I'm proud of you dad.
  • Dad: Thanks.

okay so i agree that what happened with bts having to run away from fans (and that one crazy fan running after them) was fucked up but y'all gotta fucking stop.
there are swedish bts fans THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT HAPPENED and some of u are being so fucking mean to them right now.
“oh i hope you swedish fans feel bad for what you did”
“swedish fans are fucking crazy”
“it’s not surprising if bts never go back to sweden now”

like that’s out of order. there were only (at most) around 10 fans who can take the blame for what happened. do not blame an ENTIRE COUNTRY of fans for what a minority did. imagine if bts came to your country and something like this happened which you had /nothing/ to do with but you and all the fans in ur country were being slandered for it.

fucking chill and stop being so goddamn rude to swedish armies. not all of them took part in whatever had happened to bts and as much as i feel bad for the boys (they deserve a holiday where they can just relax tbh) you have no right to victimise a whole country full of fans for what like 10 girls did.

*some of y'all are being dicks right now tbh and you seriously need to fix up.

  • Alec: I wanna know why Sebastian let us take him. He's not leading an army from here.
  • Simon: I don't think we should be focusing on Sebastian. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
  • Clary: Have a care how you speak! Sebastian is beyond reason, but he is of Idris and he is my brother!
  • Jace: He killed eighty people in two days.
  • Clary: He's adopted.
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when you’re finally your own #hairgoals 🙌🏼🙏🏼

anonymous asked:

Thanks to bloggers like you, you've encouraged many other tumblr users to join in your hate fest and harass the army blogs. Whatever problems you have with our wars, take it up with the politicians, not the helpless individuals forced to fight for your ungrateful, dumb ass. I'm not a conservative so don't try to accuse me of that, I'm a liberal and even I know your hatred has gone too far when you shamelessly degrade their sacrifices for the freedoms you enjoy right now.

anonymous asked:

I don't understand how you can be so completely shameless and beg for presents. I know your army will come up against me if you answer this, and I don't care. It's shameful and disgusting that you would whine about not having a book-filled birthday. Fucking news flash: many dont have book-filled birthdays, or filled with whatever they like. At age 23 you should understand that the world doesn't come to you on a silver platter. Your followers and friends are simply enablers of this gross behavior

Okay, I’m just… you know, throwing this out there… but maybe, just maybe, people don’t get you books for your birthday because you’re a self-righteous prick? 

I do feel really shitty about it. I’m pretty disgusted with myself, in general. But I’m not making anyone do anything, and letting people know that I have a wishlist and would accept gifts doesn’t really make me a bad person? If no one sends me anything, I’ll still  be okay. But I have friends (I’m not sure you know what ‘friends’ are) and letting them know I would be happy to accept stuff at a shitty time in my life doesn’t make me a bad person. 

Thanks for trying, though. If you don’t like my blog or how I do things, feel free to unfollow me and possibly learn to be a decent human?

the reason why I’m the reject of my family is because I have genuinely no ‘British pride’. Not because I drink/smoke/do drugs/have 3 kids/whatever else is meant to be looked down upon

but because I don’t see the point in patriotism 

my family hate me because I refuse the jump up and down on a piece of land that I just happened to be shat out on and proclaim my love for it, when there’s pretty much fuck all to be proud of