i don't have an army but whatever

So there you got Abby and Erin, the core relationship of the movie with Erin literally jumping on the other side for Abby. But you also have Holtz and Abby who’ve known each other for a while and worked together all these years and Abby was Holtz’s family as stated in her final speech. BUT you also got Patty and Holtz, always being the dynamic and fun duo, the Baby™ petnames and having each other’s backs. BUT ALSO you got the heavy gay subtext on literally every scenes with Holtz and Erin, The Wink ™, The Dance™, The Bickering™, The Swiss Army Knife™   and so on..

SO what I mean to say here is: every ships in Ghostbusters (2016) are wonderful and whatever pairing you’re shipping, it is good and pure so please enjoy

The fault in our ARMYs(it's okay, I cringed at the title too)
  • BEWAre it'S VerY LoNG!!!!!
  • OHOHOOHOOO~. So a couple weeks ago, I wanted t write something. A couple weeks ago I was afraid of getting hate. A couple weeks ago, we still had a problem. But I honestly don't care about getting hate anymore, but the fact that it had to come to a point like this before I spoke out? I'm really sorry. Nevertheless, I'm going to speak out now. Let's address the first problem.
  • BTS in Sweden and Germany:
  • - Rap Monster was CHASED into a changing room and ARMYs kept following and trying to peek inside.
  • - Jimin was approached by a girl at an ungodly hour, she shoved her phone in his face, asking for a picture. Being the polite muffin he is, he tried to say "ah-ah no.." But bitches gonna be bitches : )
  • - NEXT UP (yup, there's more), Jin and Kookie were chased down the street by ARMYs they tried to run away no- they were sprinting away but this ARMY followed after them "like a wild animal"
  • -V, my precious baby angel, (I'm not saying that he never gets angry, but he's good with his idol image) Got visibly mad, he looked on the verge of tears
  • -YOONGI had to SHOUT to get the ARMY's away.
  • May I remind you that this was their VACATION, they were trying to relax before they went to a French, New York(Newark really) AND LA KCON. After a comeback, 3 mv's, concert stages and all the fucking promotion, OUR BABIES CANNOT GET A BREAK???? This is exactly what happened in Mexico with them last year. "Fans" threw PHONES at them.DO YOU WANNA KNOW THE BEST PART? Their excuses lmao "If you saw BTS, you would want to talk to them" : )))) these are shit excuses from shit people.
  • PLEASE NOTE: These bitches do not represent the ENTIRE European ARMYs and International ARMY fan base. but they do put on an image and just hint to changes that must be made. BTS, and every other idol or famous person, they are all people, normal people like you and I. So treat them as such, not as fucking ZOO ANIMALS. Also, I hope y'all know how dehumanizing it is to be greeted with a phone.. Like wherever they go, people don't look at them through their eyes, they take a video of it. It's not always fun to be treated like a lab animal, guys.
  • NEXT ISSUE:
  • Why don't we talk about army's in general. Okay,
  • @overdosescenarios wrote something like this too and they got hate for it.
  • - ARMY is a big fan base but guess what? THEY ARE NOT THE ONLY BIG FANBASE. (Surprise Surprise) But regardless, SOME army's have this disgusting habit of thinking ARMY's or BTS are above any other groups...huh..weird.
  • - Not all ARMYs but we have a habit of doing this other thing, any video, regardless if it's kpop or whatever, some ARMY comments something and other flock there saying "OMG ARMY" or "JIMIN GOT NO JAMS XDDdDDDDDddd" like ???? Yes I know you're excited to see a fellow ARMY but come oN. Even on Seventeen's "pretty U" they were all over there saying that the video resembled "RUN". Sorry, it really didn't. Like...I guess seventeen ran? But that's it though. Also Carats are like the chillest FANBASE but they got peeved at all the ARMYS. Because if it wasn't someone calling out the resemblance, it was an ARMY apologizing or a CARAT addressing the problem. And you had to scroll all the way down before you reached a comment that addressed the hard work SEVENTEEN put into THEIR video. Smh
  • - DO NOT cOMMEnT EVERYWHERE. It's okay to comment but a good 150 of you flock when someone either has an ARMY shirt, or the word BTS is mentioned. Like one or two, fine. Good.BTS is so great. ITs just cursed by a really annoying FANBASE.
  • -ENOUGH. I UNDERSTAND THAT JIMIN GOT NO JAMS BUT THAT JOKE WAS LITERALLY FROM THEiR DEBUT PERIOD IT'S GETTING SO OLD LET IT FUCKING DIE PLEASE. LAY IT DOWN TO REST. IT"S TIME HAS COME. WE'LL HAVE A FUNERAL. JUST-JUST LET IT GO.
  • - Don't call V an alien, Don't say RM breaks everything, don't do shit like that. They don't like to be known as that stuff It's like getting the superlative for "weirdest kid" in High School. That should not be their legacy, okay?
  • - Don't hate on other groups and DON'T HATE OF OUR MEMBERS. YO I saw people giving v a hard time. What that boiiii ever do to you, huh? Tayang's song wasn't for him. Idols aren't perfect okay?
  • - Don't get mad when BTS isn't included in react videos. I saw so many comments on Buzzfeed about "WHY ISN'T BTS HERE". And I have an answer, BTS isn't the only kpop group worth a mention.
  • - You gotta understand that Rap mon and Suga and Hobi aren't the only good rappers out there. I know that calling Chanyeol (I love yeolie but really lmao) a better rapper than them is a damn disgrace but there are other talented people. And if you are only into BTS and you're calling them better rappers, better dancers, better singers, then you aren't a real fan bruh.
  • - JIMIN'S ABS AREN'T IMPORTANT OKAY? HIS HEALTH AND CONFIDENCE IS EEVERYTHING TO US.
  • BTS started off small, they made their way up and in no way am I,or other good army's letting those little shits crap all over it. THere are people who don't even wanna join our fandom because of the bad apples. Just cut it out please. I don't know if it's new army's or the ones that got in from FineBros or Buzzfeed *shivers* but just stop.
  • Sorry for the rant.

Hup. Here he is. My newest son and an addition to the red army. I love him so much. I don’t really have much for him yet but here he is. He’s super cool (lmao not really. He’s just a dork) I’ll probably just be working a whole bunch on him all night or something. Whatever.
@princeofmints

Dad and I were listening to the OGS Returns DVD member final talk(through Youtube) and....
  • Dad: So...Infinite didn't have any big fights or anything yet or had any problems did they?
  • Me: No, they said they fight about who does dishes but I mean you and I do that and we still good. Why?
  • Dad: That's good that they don't fight. How long have they been out?
  • Me: About 6 now (counting 2010).
  • Dad: Well I hope they continue this good relationship as a team until the very last minute, you know when they're old and stuff. They should go into the army together too.
  • Me: DAD. That sounds like you care about my favorite group!!!!!!!!
  • Dad: Maybe, my point is, it's good to see a group as nice like this, with no one leaving or whatever you know.
  • Me: *cries forever* I'm proud of you dad.
  • Dad: Thanks.
Who should you fight: SAO edition
  • Kirito: you'll lose. after that, you'll have to listen to his bad jokes. unless we are talking about crippled kirito, then you'll win, but why would you want to fight crippled kirito
  • Asuna: we are talking about the girl who lifted up a man who has black belts in both kendo and judo irl, but hey, if you want to lose that badly who am I to stop you
  • Yui: you'll probably win but then you'll have to deal with kirito and asuna. bad move
  • Silica: 50/50 percent chance to win, but why would you want to fight silica, ask her to pet her dragon or something instead
  • Lisbeth: you'll lose and then she'll force you to buy her weapons at crazy prices
  • Klein: find him a girl and he'll lose on purpose
  • Agil: do you really think you could win against a moving fortress
  • Heathcliff: what the fuck is wrong with you
  • Argo: you'll probably win, but your darkest secrets may start spreading everywhere shortly after
  • Leafa: she will kick your ass in both a virtual reality and the real world, after that you'll have an angry recon going after you. don't fight leafa
  • Recon: you'll win, unless he's fighting for leafa, then you'll lose
  • Sakuya: she has an army
  • Alicia Rue: she has a dragon army
  • Oberon: why are you still here hurry up and fight him
  • Sinon: this girl killed a man when she was eleven do I have to add more
  • Spiegel: you'll most likely win, unless you got near sinon. if you got near sinon run for your life
  • Sterben: this guy is full of murderous intent and money. don't fight sterben
  • Yuuki: she wants to fight you, fight her and make her happy. you'll lose but whatever
  • Eugeo: if you wish to become an ice sculpture that much, go ahead
  • Alice: everytime alice appears you get a new reason for which you know it is better not to fight her
  • Selka: just why
  • Tieze and Ronye: leave them alone, they've already suffered enough
  • Raios and Humbert: do the world a favor and fight them
  • Integrity Knights: this is the same as doing bungee jumping without an elastic cord
  • Cardinal: she doesn't want to fight you. don't get into unnecessary trouble
  • Quinella: you'll die before even getting near her, and even if you manage to get near her you'll still die, but more brutally
  • Gabriel: you could fight him, he'll probably just think about how wonderful your soul is since you had the courage to fight him. but then he'll kill you in an attempt to see it. don't fight gabriel
  • Vassago: don't

okay so i agree that what happened with bts having to run away from fans (and that one crazy fan running after them) was fucked up but y'all gotta fucking stop.
there are swedish bts fans THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT HAPPENED and some of u are being so fucking mean to them right now.
“oh i hope you swedish fans feel bad for what you did”
“swedish fans are fucking crazy”
“it’s not surprising if bts never go back to sweden now”

like that’s out of order. there were only (at most) around 10 fans who can take the blame for what happened. do not blame an ENTIRE COUNTRY of fans for what a minority did. imagine if bts came to your country and something like this happened which you had /nothing/ to do with but you and all the fans in ur country were being slandered for it.

fucking chill and stop being so goddamn rude to swedish armies. not all of them took part in whatever had happened to bts and as much as i feel bad for the boys (they deserve a holiday where they can just relax tbh) you have no right to victimise a whole country full of fans for what like 10 girls did.

*some of y'all are being dicks right now tbh and you seriously need to fix up.

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when you’re finally your own #hairgoals 🙌🏼🙏🏼

GUYS ! HEY GUYS ! Look what I did ! 
After seeing Geothebio post about her saying to the Starbucks guy that her name was Loki. I absolutely wanted to do the same and see if in France the employee would notice it. So I did.

I LOKI’D STARBUCKS MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. KNEEL BEFORE ME. 

(And in the end, the guy asked me if Loki was really my name…)

anonymous asked:

I don't understand how you can be so completely shameless and beg for presents. I know your army will come up against me if you answer this, and I don't care. It's shameful and disgusting that you would whine about not having a book-filled birthday. Fucking news flash: many dont have book-filled birthdays, or filled with whatever they like. At age 23 you should understand that the world doesn't come to you on a silver platter. Your followers and friends are simply enablers of this gross behavior

Okay, I’m just… you know, throwing this out there… but maybe, just maybe, people don’t get you books for your birthday because you’re a self-righteous prick? 

I do feel really shitty about it. I’m pretty disgusted with myself, in general. But I’m not making anyone do anything, and letting people know that I have a wishlist and would accept gifts doesn’t really make me a bad person? If no one sends me anything, I’ll still  be okay. But I have friends (I’m not sure you know what ‘friends’ are) and letting them know I would be happy to accept stuff at a shitty time in my life doesn’t make me a bad person. 

Thanks for trying, though. If you don’t like my blog or how I do things, feel free to unfollow me and possibly learn to be a decent human?

  • Alec: I wanna know why Sebastian let us take him. He's not leading an army from here.
  • Simon: I don't think we should be focusing on Sebastian. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
  • Clary: Have a care how you speak! Sebastian is beyond reason, but he is of Idris and he is my brother!
  • Jace: He killed eighty people in two days.
  • Clary: He's adopted.

the reason why I’m the reject of my family is because I have genuinely no ‘British pride’. Not because I drink/smoke/do drugs/have 3 kids/whatever else is meant to be looked down upon

but because I don’t see the point in patriotism 

my family hate me because I refuse the jump up and down on a piece of land that I just happened to be shat out on and proclaim my love for it, when there’s pretty much fuck all to be proud of