i don't have a meth lab

Random Starter Questions II
  • "How do you like your coffee?"
  • "What is THAT?"
  • "What do you mean your car's in the shop."
  • "What smells so good?"
  • "Can we just stay home today?"
  • "Want to go to the park?"
  • "What's for dinner?"
  • "What do you mean you didn't do the laundry?"
  • "Don't you have anything other than microwave popcorn?"
  • "Don't you wish time travel was real?"
  • "Ever feel like you got hit by a bus?"
  • "Karaoke?"
  • "Shall we order in tonight?"
  • "Is that the ice cream truck I hear?"
  • "Can we turn the AC on, please?"
  • "What's going on at the neighbors?"
  • "What's that smell?"
  • "Where did you get those shoes?"
  • "Can I help you?"
  • "How many times are you going to watch that?"
  • "Is that for me?"
  • "I feel stupid for asking, but, when's your birthday?"
  • "Do you have this in a different color?"
  • "Did you hear that a meth lab was found under the local superstore?"
  • "I have a headache, can you not talk so loud?"
  • "Care to dance?"
In Wal-Mart With Boyfriend
  • Me: *told him that apartments we were looking into were sketchy af*
  • BF: We almost moved into a meth lab.
  • Me: I mean, we could've made some money off of it.
  • BF: *rolls eyes*
  • Me: Just don't eat your methamphetamine.
  • BF: What?
  • Me: I wouldn't eat meth.
  • BF: ...I'm pretty sure that's not how meth works.
  • Me: How would you know?
  • BF: It's meth.
  • Me: You eat meth?
  • BF: Eating meth MIGHT be bad for you.
  • Me: I think meth in general might be bad.
  • Wal-MartEmployee: *looks ready to call cops*