i don't get it how do they do it

hux: the Resistance may try, but they’ll never get past Starkiller’s shield!  

officer: sir the Resistance is here

hux:

I just got a call from my aunt asking about the secretary position at my work…

You know, the one I have taken over? I mean, I still have the title of Law Clerk, but I fill in at the front desk.

She asked about my job. Not to ask what I do, how I was doing, nothing.

She asked if I got benefits… I said I got a pay raise but no benefits (which I was super happy about, $2 raise, and they didn’t tell me about it, just gave it to me) But WHY did she ask???

Not because she was looking out for me, or checking in BUT BECAUSE SHE WAS ASKING. FOR HER HUSBAND’S NEPHEW’S WIFE.

SHE’S ASKING ME TO ASK MY BOSS. ABOUT BENEFITS. THAT I OBVIOUSLY DON’T RECEIVE. SO THIS GIRL. CAN APPLY. FOR THE JOB. THAT I HAVE.

Originally posted by crimsonlippedbeast

Fanon Lotor be like

i am not even sorry just take this

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louis is the kind of guy who complains about valentine’s day being a hallmark holiday but in reality you know he spoils harry to the extreme starting the night before all throughout the day of

  • [during sex]
  • Hinata: NARUTO!
  • Naruto: SASUKE!
  • Hinata: ...
  • Naruto: ...
  • Hinata: ...
  • Naruto: I can explain
  • Naruto: It's a habit
  • Hinata: What?
  • Naruto: No, wait. What I mean is- the only person who shouts my name like that is Sasuke and I usually shout his name too, like, when we fight
  • Hinata: Why?
  • Naruto: I don't know. It's kind of our thing. We've been doing it for years.
  • Naruto: Well, not doing IT, you know, not like we just did. But that name thing, 'it.' I'm not in love with him, I swear! At least, not the same way I'm in love with you.
  • Hinata: Naruto
  • Naruto: I mean, we only kissed once, and it was totally an accident.
  • Hinata: Naruto
  • Naruto: Or, twice, unless you count that other time-
  • Hinata: NARUTO!
  • Naruto: SASUK- Hinata, I meant to say Hinata, see? It's like a reflex.
  • Hinata: Go sleep on the couch while I think about this relationship.
  • Naruto: Fine, but can I ask you something?
  • Hinata: *hopeful* Yes?
  • Naruto: By 'this relationship,' did you mean yours and mine or mine and Sasuke's?
  • Hinata: Get out.

I am So Done with these criticisms I keep seeing like “It was good and all but Diego Luna didn’t work for me casting-wise, he was too wiry and soft-spoken, not action-movie enough” and I’m like??? SPY???? That’s the point???? Honestly people need to stop forcing the Hypermasculine Jason Statham Aesthetic bullshit irrelevantly onto characters that bear literally no comparison.

Originally posted by lunadiego

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❝ I am no longer accepting the things I cannot change.
I am changing the things I cannot accept.❞

- A N G E L A   D A V I S

↳ for @girlsvstrump

there’s this one part in Total Recall that has always baffled me. spoilers, i guess, for a movie that came out in 2012. 

so when kate beckinsale reveals that she’s been pretending to be colin’s wife, in response to his disbelief she’s like, why would you ever think someone like me would be with someone like you? but like yo

exhibit A, B, and C

and she’s going on about his shitty apartment (that has a balcony w/ a view, proving that future dystopia is still better than current day manhattan), and how basically tapping some prime c farrell ass is the worst assignment she’s ever gotten as a secret gov agent??

Originally posted by kedb1

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the ballad of mona lisa // panic! at the disco

Still friends?

… yeah.

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So me and @astarisms were talking about screencap redraws and because of this wonderful chat we are now on a mission

The Spider-Man: Homecoming trailer has been out for less than 12 hours and I get on Tumblr to see endless posts of people complaining about Tony Stark, a post comparing Tony Stark fans to Donald Trump supporters, and anonymous hate mail in my inbox because I’m excited about Tony being in Spider-Man.

Like honestly let us like what we like guys, I’m so tired of this fandom. It’s okay if you don’t like Tony Stark, you don’t have to, but please stop trying to bring down and hate on the people who do. It’s like some people think we’re genuinely fundamentally bad people for liking a specific fictional character, and I don’t get it.