i don't feel like naming everyone

honestly fanon Lotor is awesome with Lance but…also….keith is awesome…hunk is awesome…pidge is awesome…shiro is awesome…LITERALLY ANYONE YOU SHIP WITH LANCE WOULD BE COOL AS LONG AS THEY LOVE AND SUPPORT LANCE. DON’T LET THIS BOY BE IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP. LANCE DOES NOT DESERVE THAT.

You know you’re deep into a fandom when you start getting those secondary ships.

Sugar Pine 7 crew as things I've said while Drunk
  • Steven: "Everybody stop trying to pick up the broken glass! Why am I the mom friend in this group? I can't even take care of my self! James put on a shirt!"
  • Cib: "Ok, but what if, what if, we robbed a bank with silly string and 26 stink bombs? We could do it, I know it."
  • James: "Oh I totally know a guy for everything. C4? I've got a guy. Rare comic Books? I've got a guy. Cheap vibrators? I've got a guy."
  • Parker: "Oh god, I'm dead. This is what death feels like. I'm literally dead right now."
  • Autumn: "I'm glad I'm losing my hearing, that way I don't have to hear your crazy plans anymore."
  • Andrew Dickbagel: "I swear to god everyone here has called me by the wrong name at least once tonight."
  • Jeremy: "Now I'm not saying I know where to hide a body, but I am saying I have a compact shovel in my car and a decent knowledge of the local forest."
Representation in video games (but mostly overwatch)

Honestly guys not everyone is gay, straight people exist and you can’t expect Blizzard to just simply exclude them from representation because you don’t want that. The way I see it overwatch is a game about diversity it has a character for everyone, every overwatch player gets something they like, and that does not exclude straight people. Everyone deserves sexual representation in this game weather you gay, straight, bi, or anything. It doesn’t matter we’re all human.

I feel like what the overwatch writer’s are trying to achieve with their game is this. No matter who you are, or who you like, or how you look, or what gender you are, if you are a supportive person a defensive person or an offensive person, no matter what you are. You are just as important as everyone else, because at the end of the day we are all human therefore…

We’re ALL heros.

Thank you.

anonymous asked:

Secretly-an-Ally Flash Thomson who makes sure everyone acknowledges constantly that Peter Parker /obviously/ has a penis jfc look how much of a man this guy is, holy crap guys, could you /be/ any more male Penis Parker, really-

peter: ya know, boys don’t have to have dicks, flash. your nickname just perpetuates a tired misconception.

flash: should i call you vagina parker then. would that be better. like, vagina empowerment??

peter: what, i – no! just, just call me by my name, flash. fucks sake, why are you like this.

flash: alot of reasons.

I started watching that hero anime

this noren and chensung pic totally says:

“do markhyuck gotta fight everytime we’re about to leave??? they were doing so well”

like you can literally feel the annoyance radiating off of chenle and jisung, the impatient maknaes….. while jeno and renjun are alr so used to just letting mark and donghyuck work out their problems they’re not even interested anymore

and then tHIS pic is so extra dramatic (not to mention beautiful bc I mean hello) but that’s just how markhyuck are and:

• “im sorry mark, I didn’t mean to be so on edge with you”

• “I know it’s okay hyuck, we’re all stressed lately”

• “let’s just stay like this for a bit longer pls”

• “that’s fine, this fight was shorter than our other ones so we have time to pretend to make up”

thanks @ grazia for these bomb ass pics recently,, feel free to upload any other ones so you girl can sob on her way to classes :-)))

anonymous asked:

I don't know I feel like people who were saying that they muted BG for Harry promo and bring back for Louis promo were right. Look at today 🤷🏻‍♀️😑🤔🙄

The sun just published an article about Louis naming everyone, even the DOG, but not the baby. If you want to see all black it’s okay, but I don’t agree at all on the line. Harry’s promo has nothing to do with Louis’. I could accept someone saying “they’ll bring BG back for Louis promo just like they did for JHO” I get it and I can see it but the whole disclosure about “being muted for harry” ?!? Hell no.

anonymous asked:

I'm a witch, and I've been dreaming up new names since before I knew what mine was. Animals always seem more comfortable around me; sadly, crows always seem wary of me. When it storms, I feel vivid and Wild, and I often wonder if They borrowed me when I was younger. I am kind to everyone, unless they show that they don't deserve it, and I've been told many a time that my voice is like an angel's. I can never stop humming or singing - it's my most socially acceptable stim. How would I do at E.U.?

Unless you are lucky, beloved of something, you’ve got a dramatic road to walk. The storms bring the mist, which brings the sounds of the Un-Sea, the Silver See, the Lost Sea - gulls and crashing waves and howling wind - and you shouldn’t love that as much as you do (but you do love it, you do, nothing I say here will help). My advice to you is this: be careful when judging the deserving. Your own sense of righteousness will harm you, if you let it.

cassiopeia-adaar  asked:

I love all of your asks and the diversity of content you put out there! So could you do one about a chubby s/o who feels like she isn't worth loving? With Zenyatta, Reinhardt, Reaper, and Roadhog? It's ok if you don't I've just been feeling a bit down on myself.

I played Adaar first time through Inquisition, she was a big ol’ awkward loaf who was fifty feet taller than everyone else. Her name was Maraas.


  • His chest hurts that you would feel that way
    • He adores you
    • That you can’t see that 
    • And believe you aren’t worth it
    • Tears him apart
  • He’ll hold your hand
    • And will ask you to tell him exactly how you feel about yourself
    • Asking why you don’t think you’re not worth loving
  • He’ll tell you exactly why he loves the things you hate about yourself
    • Going into great detail


  • He finds out about it
    • When he lifts you up
    • And you tell him that you’re too heavy
    • It upsetting you
  • He knows that you know how strong he is
    • He’ll ask you what’s the real problem
    • Giving a heartbroken whine when you tell him that you don’t deserve his love or anyone’s because of your weight
  • He’ll tell you that he’s way too old for you
    • That he feels like that you should love someone who is younger than him
    • But you love him regardless
    • He loves you because of who you are


  • He just bluntly tells you that thinking like that is a waste of energy
    • He would be struck with fear if he constantly thought about how he doesn’t deserve your love
    • A corpse masquerading as a man
  • He then sighs when you get more upset
    • Pulling you close
    • He’ll gently rock you back and forth
    • As he eagerly grabs parts of you
    • Telling you exactly what you do to him
  • He’ll press kisses to them after saying that
    • Pinning you down on the bed
    • Growling in your ear that he loves you as he raises your hips to his


  • He’ll bluntly tell you that he’s a wanted criminal and hardly thin himself
    • You curling up into yourself at that
    • Feeling guilty for feel like this
  • He’ll pull off his mask
    • Look you right in the eyes
    • Then smack your ass
    • Telling you that he likes your heftier size
    • It feels like you won’t just fall apart in his grip
  • If that’s not enough
    • As he’s not the best with words
    • He’ll just have to show you how much he adores you with his actions

yeah but imagine some dude coming to their apartment all angry and being like “which one of you arseholes is Holmes?????” and john feeling all protective and just being like “uh that’s me, what the fuck do u want” and then a whole case ensues but now everyone is calling him John Holmes and every time someone does it Sherlock just gets this little :o surprise face and so then Sherlock jokingly calls him John Holmes a few times because why would he ever waste an opportunity to pretend they shared a last name and when he does John is like “I WISH U WERENT JOKING”

anonymous asked:

Ahhh I'm scared go send this request in I don't want to bother you 🙈.. but I was wondering if you could do a head canon where jungkook is a famous singer and jimin is his back up dancer and they fall in love and jungkook is so whipped for him and they're just so fluffy and cute and the power couple that everyone ships (they've even been named Korea's hottest couple) <3 thank you so much I'm sending you lots of love, do it whenever you feel you have time don't feel pressured 💛

it’s fine! don’t forget about it bc it might be a while. (i have begun writing, days, maybe weeks later). SORRY IT’S SO LATE OMG. also i didn’t touch on them being like a power couple much i’m sorry, it’s a lot more dramatic than i feel like you wanted it lmao. but it’s finally done omg. next time i won’t take so long. 

+ “jungkook, bend your knees over your toes. you’ll pull a muscle doing it like that,” jimin said, grabbing jungkook’s thigh and moving it into proper placement before going back to his own place next to him. 

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I think I should finally just make a statement about otherkin/fictionkin. 

I don’t think the trend is flattering or cool, and anyone who says “that is literally me” sounds a little pompous and comes across as a bit of an asshole. And hiding behind mental illness only makes it worse for people truly suffering with that mental illness, like BPD or DID. 

But. Listen, I’m 23, when I was 14, I convinced myself I was a half-cat demon because I watched Yu Yu Hakusho and InuYasha a lot. A lot of my friends pretended to be demons, as well, with our own little nicknames. Just like I grew out of the nickname “Tsuki,” I grew out of that phase. It’s a phase - just like being “kin” is now. 

You will get out of this phase. I know, I’m a stupid adult preaching, but it’s true. I guarantee that, years down the line, you will look back on your otherkin phase and cringe just the way I do when I see my old posts going “Nyaaa~ I’m a half-cat demon named Tsuki! Nya! :333″ 

As far as I’m concerned, the adults on this website should just roll our eyes at the kins (or just block) and not harass them because, while annoying, we were most likely the same way at their age. Everyone did cringe-y things as a teen, and realizing you’re being like that is part of growing up.

the signs as Harry Kim quotes
  • Aries: In other words, you've never seen anything like it. Oh, I promise not to tell the junior officers!
  • Taurus: That's why I'm volunteering my good buddy Tom here to go with me.
  • Gemini: Every time I break a rule, I feel like my skull's gonna decompress.
  • Cancer: Why does everyone say "relax" when they're about to do something terrible?
  • Leo: I get claustrophobic in escape pods.
  • Virgo: I better get to the bridge. You never know when Ensign Kim'll be called upon to take command again.
  • Libra: Hi. My name's Harry read-me-like-a-book Kim.
  • Scorpio: I can't think of any place I'd rather be, or any people I'd rather be with.
  • Sagittarius: I don't need anyone to choose my friends for me.
  • Capricorn: Can't you see she's feeling vulnerable, and here you are, going on about severed nerves and major surgery?
  • Aquarius: They're prison rations! My uniform probably tastes better.
  • Pisces: Bad day at the office?
Undertale - Starter Sentences
  • SPOILER WARNINGS AHEAD! Please proceed with caution. As always, feel free to change any pronouns/words to your liking.
  • "You're new here, aren'tcha?"
  • "Golly, you must be so confused."
  • "Hey buddy, you missed some."
  • "Is this a joke? Are you braindead?"
  • "You just wanted to see me suffer."
  • "Ah, do not be afraid, my child."
  • "Welcome to your new home."
  • "Here, take my hand for a moment."
  • "I should not have left you alone for so long."
  • "Surprise! It is a butterscotch-cinnamon pie."
  • "I want you to have a nice time living here."
  • "I have seen it time and time again. They come. They leave. They die."
  • "I am only protecting you, do you understand?"
  • "Hmph. You are just like the others."
  • "Attack or run away!"
  • "I know you want to go home, but..."
  • "I promise I will take good care of you here. I know we do not have much, but... We can have a good life here."
  • "My expectations... My loneliness... My fear... For you, I will put them aside."
  • "Do not worry about me. Someone has to take care of these flowers."
  • "Quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp."
  • "I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning."
  • "Hmm... Maybe this lamp will help you."
  • "He's playing poker by himself. He appears to be losing."
  • "I can't be your friend!"
  • "I guess this means I have to go out on a date with you?"
  • "All that pressure to succeed... Really got to her..."
  • "You know what would be more valuable to everyone? If you were dead."
  • "You think I'm gonna be friends with you, huh?"
  • "We're gonna be best friends!!"
  • "Envision these vegetables as your greatest enemy! Now!! Pound them to dust with your fists!!"
  • "Uh, you know, like a robotic TV star or something."
  • "Now he's an unstoppable killing machine with a thirst for human blood?"
  • "Yes, she scrawls her name in the margins of the notes. She names programming variables after her. She even writes stories of them together, sharing a domestic life. Probability of crush -- 101%."
  • "Yeah, you gotta save your money for college and spiders."
  • "D-Dude... I can't... I can't take this anymore! Not like this!! Like, [NAME]! I like... I like, LIKE you, bro!"
  • "I found a gun in the dumpster!"
  • "He's like, my robot husband. He just doesn't know it yet."
  • "You've still got time. Don't live like me. I'm 19-years old, and I've already wasted my entire life."
  • "Never interact with attractive people."
  • "Why do people find him so attractive? He's literally just a freaking rectangle."
  • "Future? What future? I'll probably be trapped at this stupid job forever."
  • "This was all just a big show. An act. [NAME] has been playing you for the fool the whole time."
  • "All so you would think she's the great person that she's not."
  • "Nice day today, huh? Birds are singing, flowers are blooming..."
  • "We could be like... Like a family..."
  • "You really are an idiot."
  • "Killing me is the only way to end this."
  • "If you let me live... I'll come back. I'll kill you. I'll kill everyone you love."
  • "Don't you realize that being nice... just makes you get hurt?"
  • "Let's go to the garbage dump!!"
  • "She's so confident... And strong... And funny..."
  • "I'm just a nobody. A fraud. All I've ever done is hurt people. I've told her so many lies, she thinks I'm... She thinks I'm a lot cooler than I actually am."
  • "If she gets close to me, she'll... She'll find out the truth about me. ... What should I do?"
  • "Let's roleplay it."
  • "I kiss her back... S...softly... I... l-look gently into her eyes... I START HOLLERING!! [NAME]!!! I LOVE YOU!!! [NAME]!!! KISS ME AGAIN, [NAME]!!!"
  • "...WHAT did you just say?"
  • "You don't have to lie to me. I don't want you to have to lie to anyone anymore."
  • "[NAME]... I want to help you become happy with who you are."
  • "Anime is real, RIGHT?!"
  • "[NAME] and I finished our training early. Very early. So I sent her home. Very home."
  • "Is that your ex? Gee, that's rough, buddy."
  • "OH MY GOD. Will you two just smooch already?!"
  • "It's all your fault. It's all because you made them love you."
  • "Your life will end here, where no one remembers you..."
  • "No! I don't need anyone!"
  • "[NAME]... Do you know why I keep doing this? Why I keep fighting to have you around?"
  • "I'm doing this... because you're special. You're the only one that understands me."
  • "I care about you, [NAME]. I care about you more than anyone else in the world."
  • "I'm not ready for this to end. I'm not ready to say goodbye to someone like you again."
  • "I'm so alone... I'm so afraid... [NAME], I... I... I'm so sorry."
  • "I always was a crybaby, wasn't I?"
  • "I wish I could tell you how everyone feels about you."
  • "I understand if you can't forgive me. I understand if you hate me. I acted so horrible. I hurt you. I hurt so many people. There's no excuse for what I've done."
  • "Maybe... The truth is... [NAME] wasn't really the greatest person."
  • "You're the type of friend I wish I always had."
  • "Take a deep breath. There's nothing left to worry about."

anonymous asked:

A tip for new babies finding it hard to keep their 2 lives seperate: wear a wig! wear coloured contacts, have a sugar only perfume with that sugar only wardrobe, not just a fake name! get a prepaid phone (or pay as you go whatever) and keep any and all sugar photos contacts blogs anything on It! have a sugar only purse! with a sugar only wallet (with a sugar only fake id if that's your thing)! don't be out here sugaring by halves

I feel like a whole separate wardrobe is just a bit unrealistic in a practical sense. These are all great ideas, but all of them together probably isn’t possible for everyone.

anonymous asked:

is it normal to feel weird and almost uncomfortable at first when it comes to people changing your pronouns and calling you by a different name? I obviously don't like my "legal" name or "she/her", and for years everyone around me didn't know how to handle me so they just "they/them"ed me and didn't call me any name at all. But now that I've officially started T people are (hesitantly) trying and it makes me feel weird...

Zak: Yes! I experienced this and I’ve talked to other people who felt the same way. Some people immediately feel like their new name is right for them and are super comfortable with everything but other people don’t. First off, these things can just take some getting used to, especially a new name. You’ve been going by your legal name and she/her for the vast majority of your life. Even if you didn’t like your legal name or those pronouns, they are what you are used to. Second, having people use a new name or new pronouns can bring all sorts of feelings to the surface, such as concern about putting people out (’is it too much to ask for people to do this?’). Especially since people didn’t know how to handle it before, their awkwardness might cause you to feel awkward. At least, that is what I experienced. 

Apparently, a few Twitter accounts seem to be showing up lately claiming to be me. The only tweeting I’ve ever done was for my daughter around the house back in the day, when she was in her bird loving phase. Tweet tweet. But the real issue here is to assume I would write about anything other than my current obsession, which is Stranger Things. I’m very disappointed in whoever is behind those accounts. Truly.

And… you don’t? Does Mayor Prentiss just not sleep? 

I feel like that would explain a lot. Please just go to bed for once, David. Stop the madness. Eat a snickers.