i don't feel comfortable with swearing

For @whumpdump (AKA a super awesome friendo!) 

“I’m dying,” Lance moans, draping one arm across his eyes while the other rests tightly around his stomach.

He had woken up that morning to a twisting stomach that left him stumbling into the bathroom of his small apartment, but after twenty uneventful minutes of kneeling in front of the toilet, he slipped shoes on, not caring that the two didn’t match, and started toward Keith’s apartment on the floor above his.

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Comforting-Edition {Sentence Starters}
  • "Hey, it's okay. They won't find you here."
  • "You don't have to tell me anything. You just have to relax."
  • "Shh. It's okay. I won't let go of you."
  • "Have you been crying? What's wrong?"
  • "Just listen to my voice. Breathe."
  • "Do you want some tea? Would that help?"
  • "You can tell me what's wrong. I won't judge you."
  • "Don't let go of my hand. I'll keep you safe."
  • "Are you crying? Come here. Let me hug you."
  • "You're going to be fine, I promise."
  • "Here, you can snuggle under my blanket. I'll protect you."
  • "We can stay here until you feel better. I don't mind."
  • "Just take a breath. Tell me what happened."
  • "They won't be able to reach you here, I swear."
  • "No, no, no don't cry! It'll be okay!"
  • "I brought you a (drink). Are you feeling better?"
  • "I brought you a cookie. Now, I demand the payment of one smile."
  • "There's nothing here. You're safe."
  • "It's gone. I chased it away!"

Okay, some of my fave things MC from Lost Alice has done/said (these aren’t directly quoted so they might be worded a bit different in-game):

Alice: [Tries to politely get guy to remove his arm from her waist]
Fuck Boy: [Smiles but doesn’t do it]
Alice: *Giggles* [she smiles back at him and then forcefully moves his arm LIKE A BOSS]

Seriously though, this guy gets fucking destroyed, IT’S BEAUTIFUL. ♥

Fuck Boy: “Your outfit is cute but too complicated, it would take too long to get off.”
Alice: “That won’t be your problem.”
Fuck Boy: “But what if you change your mind?”
Alice: “Not a chance.”

Fuck Boy: “Do I have to leave? I don’t want to be parted from you for a second.”
Alice: “Well, I want you to go away.”

Fuck Boy: “He’s hiding stuff y'know? Maybe you shouldn’t trust him.”
Alice: “I literally just met him, it’d be a bit presumptuous to expect him to share everything, he’s his own guy.”
The ‘He’ in question: *Is surprised but touched*

She’s so done with these men. xD

Alice in response to a guy: [Deadpan] “For a second there, I started to think you might not be all that bad. I feel cheated for having wasted those seconds.”

Guy: “Don’t worry my dear Alice.”
Alice: “I’m not yours.”

You can almost hear the 'Fuck off’s. xD

Alice in response to a guy being a lil shit: “Pleasing you doesn’t make me happy.”

A Guy being a patronizing ass: “Most girls would be crying and terrified right now, I would be happy to comfort you anytime.”
Alice: [Deadpan and basically just annoyed instead of distraught] “… Well, it’s the thought that counts. Excuse me, I need to leave now.”

Okay I’ll stop now, I swear. xD

  • Fans of content creators: Yo, could you like, just put a warning for sensitive content? And not use slurs? I don't feel comfortable being subscribed to you otherwise.
  • Youtube: Hmm, lot of people seem to be complaining about this.
  • Fans: We weren't talking to yo-
  • Youtube: I know! We'll make it so that nobody could even so much as swear or make a sexual reference or we'll remove their monitation!
  • Fans: That's going a little bit too far. If you really were concerned then all you would have to do is simply make content warnings more easily accessible, that's all we really wa-
  • Bunch of other people: Damn that safe space crowd is ruining youtube!
  • Fans: But, that isn't what we were asking for!

anonymous asked:

Hi Vika! Hope you doing well lately! I come to you for some advice please. Well, I just started uni this month and im studying arts, i have wonderful and talented friends there and it makes me so happy to be able to be with this kind of people! but the thing is, i don't know how to respond/take compliments from them (???) i may sound pretencious but i swear is not! its just that (somehow) they end up begin unconfortable for me bc they keep comparing my work with their own ---

and they say things like “compared to yours mine is shit” and stuff. It feels great when someone compliments your effort, i dont mind that part at all! but it keeps bothering me when they begin to compare, i dont know how to respond kindly to that, or without feeling like some kind of superior that just comfort them saying some shit. i dont even consider myself that good, i’ve worked very hard to be where i am but just, its terrible when they degrade themselves. How to deal with that? -tnks!


AAAA I know this problem at some extent! I deal with it a lot, actually. Online at least. It really doesn’t make a good compliment when someone says nice things to you and then go to degrading themselves straight away.

The only thing I can advice you is to speak with your friends honestly. You may still thank them, because I do believe them mean best, but try to carefully say that you don’t feel too good when they start the degrading part.

I’m sorry I don’t really have a better advice than that:( 

Reincarnation!AU based on this post:

Bard and Thranduil bump into each other on the street, they stare into the other’s eyes for a second, Bard says “Thranduil”, Thranduil says “Bard” and then they keep on walking. And they don’t realize they had actually never met before until a few minutes later, or better, until they sit for dinner in the evening. “Wait, what just happened?” That’s when they decide to do everything to find the other, because there’s just something, and they feel it’s important.

anonymous asked:

My friend recently has been making fun of me because I don't swear. Like, it's really trivial and I shouldn't care. I just don't feel comfortable swearing. But it makes me feel bad when he calls me a pansy about it or whatever. He's always been kind of a douchebag, but just.

Listen

WHO GIVES A SINGLE WHIMSICAL SHIT IF YOU SWEAR OR NOT?

THE LANGUAGE YOU USE OR *DON’T* USE IS ENTIRELY YOUR OWN PERROGATIVE. IT’S PART OF YOUR OWN GODDAMN PERSONALITY, HOW YOU EXPRESS YOURSELF, AND NOBODY ELSE GETS TO TELL YOU WHAT WORDS YOU SHOULD OR SHOULD NOT BE USING.

HOLY PISS-SHITTING FUCK, THIS IS NOT A HARD CONCEPT!

YOU KNOW WHAT ***ISN’T*** OKAY? TRYING TO TELL OTHER PEOPLE HOW TO TALK!

NEXT TIME THIS ASSHOLE CALLS YOU A PANSY, TELL HIM THAT AT LEAST PANSIES HAVE CLASS AND THAT HE NEEDS TO STEP THE FUCK OFF.

OR WORDS TO THAT EFFECT.