i don't except anyone to even like these

gweneani  asked:

My headcannons about ya are like: you are a super sweet person that wears clothes bigger than your actual number and likes sweets a lot. You are super cute without even trying and doesn't even care about how you look... that's just how I imagine you :v

okay for real tho, I immediately looked out my window to check if anyone was watching me through it beCAUSE YOU ARE SO FUCKING SPOT ON WITH THIS except for the cute part, unfortunately i am not kawaii

LIKE SERIOUSLY DO I KNOW YOU IRL ??? ? ??

Hello yes my heart is ready to be taken

Character: *Kissing the opposite gender*

Y'all: “Well we don’t know if the character’s hetero. He/She could be bi, or pan, or ace, you know. Ship he/she with whoever you want, we don’t know. It only one kiss, it’s not confirmed or anything….

Another Character: *Kissing the same gender*

Y'all: That character is GAY! Can’t be anything else. He/She can’t be bi, pan, or ace, that’s homophobic. You can’t ship she/he with anyone except the same gender. If you do, you guys are taking away OUR representation. It’s basically confirmed by that one kiss!

there are some respects (especially as regards worldbuilding) in which LOTR is a lot more nuanced and detailed than many later users of the genre conventions it helped popularize and so there’s some stuff that Tolkienesque fantasy gets criticised for that Tolkien himself doesn’t actually tend to do

there’s obviously plenty to criticise in LOTR itself, but it’s not always what seems obvious based on later examples of the genre, and it’s fascinating to see how those tropes have mutated

IN MY OPINION, ABOUT YURI PLISETSKY...

Yuri Plisetsky is the definition of teenage rebel. He spends practice time on his phone, he’s a little brat to everyone except for the few people he likes, and he acts grumpy like it’s in style. Throughout the series, he’s had this cool exterior and has been dead set on not letting anyone in and even trying to end relationships before they begin (see: Yuuri Katsuki). He would do anything to protect his image of being the best, and this is clearly shown in the WTTM manga where he says he was upset Katsuki beat him in the free skate scores even if he ended up winning gold. 

Yuri Plisetsky wants to be the best and feels he has a lot to prove. 

When he saw Victor go on the ice during Yuuri’s exhibition and Yuri went wild, it was no surprise he would end up going wild and doing something to completely clash the feeling of Victuuri’s skate. Yuri not only wants to be the best, but he wants to be remembered. 

Which is why Welcome to the Madness makes sense. 

He seems to be showing off the signs of teen wanting to grow up too fast syndrome, which everyone goes through. This could be his breakthrough moment, showing that he can be the Eros he once desired in the beginning of the series. He choreographed it himself for crying out loud. 

His creation of WTTM could come from the fact that he is inspired by Victor Nikiforov, shown in how he wants him so desperately to be his coach in the beginning. Victor was always striving for a new angle, to surprise the audience, and Yuri could have picked up on that. He could have wanted something completely different than the purity of Agape and the beauty of Allegro and decided to do a 180. He wanted to show how good of a skater he was by skating to different types of music and expressing different emotions. He wanted the audience to feel something as he skated. 

I don’t feel that WTTM is out of character for him, in fact I was the opposite of surprised when he came onto the ice with his dark clothes and sex appeal. He’s just a boy who wants to prove himself and be as well versed as he can and I think the creators did an amazing job showing the dynamic of his character with the addition of his exhibition skate. 

who u should fight rvb freelancer version
  • York: York’s a great guy who could also probably like, rip you in half but tbh I feel like he’s that guy in the group who makes endless puns and dick jokes so, hey, punch him and then run away, lock a door behind you, and you’ll be fine. Fight York.
  • Carolina: I mean. I don’t know what show you’ve been watching, I really don’t. Jesus Horatio Christ on a popsicle don’t fight Carolina.
  • Washington: Wash has had the shittiest life ever. Of all time. Do not fight Wash give Wash chocolate and love.
  • South Dakota: True, South will rip you to tiny bitty little shreds, okay yeah but she got North killed and Theta lost and just... if you can fight South pls go for it
  • North Dakota: Why would you fight him. Why. North wants to give you a blanket and a cup of tea and talk about Grifball with you why would you fight him? Also if you did fight him he'd shoot you from three miles away. You're not nearly good enough to even get near him to actually fight him so don't bother. Don't fight North.
  • Texas: IF YOU FUCK WITH TEX YOU'LL BE ON YOUR KNEES FOR SURE
  • Maine: If you want death, then yes, fight Maine. But don't actually. Either he'd punch you once and you'd explode or he'd pick you up by the scruff of your neck and place you on a really high shelf or something. Don't fight Maine.
  • Connecticut: CONNIE IS A GOOD HUMAN BEING WHO'S TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING DON'T FUCKING FIGHT CT
  • Wyoming: Please rip his mustache off. Fight Wyoming.
  • Florida: That's like the worst idea ever ok look Florida is a chill honestly nice dude who will slather you with compliments and mean them but you will not last 0.0002 seconds in a fight with him. Nah he isn't on the leaderboard but that's probably cos he's like, way too cool for that shit okay don't fight Florida. Let Florida hug you.
  • Iowa: why would you do that that's like fighting Caboose except a Caboose who's never killed anyone okay it's like fighting Caboose's more innocent twin if that's possible DON'T FIGHT IOWA
  • Georgia: Yeah go ahead fight Georgia he seems like a dick. Also he probably sucks I mean we all know what happened to Georgia you might even win. Fight Georgia.
  • Ohio: bruh don't fight Ohio, set Ohio up with Sherry
  • Idaho: ehhhhhhhhhhh I feel like that would be a dick move. Don't fight Idaho.
  • Utah: how can you fight utah you don't even know what utah looks like
Dialing Under the Influence
  • Shaw: Rooooot...oh...Roooooot
  • Root: Shaw are you okay?
  • Shaw: Nooooooooooooo....Nope. Not Shaw. It's Sameen. Sameen is never okay when you're gone. Why aren't you here with me? Or maybe I should be with you where you are. But I don't know where that is...because you never let me visit. Why is that Root? Do you have another girlfriend besides me?
  • Root: I didn't know we were girlfriends Sam. But no I don't have any girlfriends at the moment.
  • Shaw: Except me Roooot. Glad we straightened it out. I can't have you thinking you can go around kissing other people because then I'd have to punch them. But what about all the moments before this one? Or all the ones after?
  • Root: I haven't had a girlfriend in all the time you've known me sweetie.
  • Shaw: Except me.
  • Root: Sorry, yes, except you.
  • Root thinks although this is too cute for words, she should probably go find Shaw before she gets arrested and blows her cover. Shaw has drunk-dialed her before but this seems different. Her other calls have always been to discuss the logistics for a booty call. The important factors being whose place and time.
  • Shaw: What about before me?
  • Root: I had one other girlfriend but it wasn't the same. I was very young.
  • Shaw: Did you love her more than me? she whispers so that Root has to strain to hear her.
  • Root: Root's heart breaks a little for the vulnerability she hears in Shaw's voice and a little for the tragedy that befell Hanna. She sighs.
  • It can't be compared sweetie. When I met Hanna we were barely teenagers. She looked out for me and offered me her friendship even though everyone else thought I was weird.
  • Shaw: Root, you are weird, but that's why I love you.
  • Root: That's new. Shaw's never declared her love no matter how drunk she's gotten.
  • Where are you sweetie?
  • Shaw: At our place. Root...please come.
  • Root: Of course Sameen. Is anyone there with you?
  • Shaw: Just Bear, but *shshshhs* cuz he's sleeping.
  • Root: Okay, I'm coming so don't leave. You want to stay on the phone with me until I get there?
  • Shaw: Yes! I don't like talking on the telephone except to you Root. Other people are boring. John hardly talks - its like a perverted breather call. Finch just drones on and on until I'm sleeping. And when Fusco calls I change my number. But I like hearing your voice on the phone. I wish you'd call me more when you're away.
  • Root's breath hitches and she wonders how hard their next conversation will be when Shaw forgets everything she's saying now, but it still lives in Root's heart. She needs to hurry and get Shaw to bed before she proposes.
  • Root's headed to the bar Shaw calls their place, but the Machine sends her the address to Shaw's apartment.
  • Root: This is the address to Shaw's apartment not the bar she calls 'our place.'
  • TM: Asset Shaw has been in her apartment the entire time you've been speaking. Outside your presence she refers to the apartment with the possessive pronoun 'our.'
  • Root: Is that why my things seems to constantly end up there when I'm sure I've left them in the subway?
  • TM: Asset Shaw moves any belongings you leave at the subway, except weapons, to your apartment.
  • Root: Just when I think I have things between us figured out, she throws me for a loop.
  • TM: I can help bring clarity to your relationship with Asset Shaw. Do you want my help?
  • Root: Not right now, but I may take you up on it later.
Did I tell you how I had a dream I met Daveed Diggs on a kinda weird shuttle bus

Ok so basically it was the bus kinda like the London overground (for those of you who’ve been on it) except on the streets and out of the corner of my eye,,,, I saw:

The hair.

It couldn’t belong to anyone else. I turned around and there he was- Daveed Diggs. I flipped my shit and ran towards him asking for a picture but I fucked up like 5 ways and I was really annoying cause I kept taking really bad pictures lmao I felt bad for him but it was still a life highlight even if it was in a dream.

anonymous asked:

Hey, could you go the chocobros, cor, and ardyn(if you write for him of course) with a daughter who is a school idol in muse (like in love live (please don't judge me)) and them seeing her perform for the first time? Thank you, if you don't want to do this it is completely fine, thank you so much.

To be completely honest, I have no idea what ‘in love live’ is- except that it is a cute idol anime thingy! But, but, but! I am a huuuuuge kpop fan so I think I can scrounge up some short scenarios for ya! <3 Also, I want to be a versatile writer, so I’ll attempt to write anyone hahaha! Even… ARDYN *DUN DUN DUUUUUN* hehehehe

PERMALINK: https://themissimmortal.tumblr.com/post/160012815540/hey-could-you-go-the-chocobros-cor-and-ardynif

Tagging: @blindbae, @itshaejinju, @rubyphilomela, @lady-asuka, @joioliviapolaroid, @asendioncosplay and @stunninglyignis <3 <3 :D :D


Noctis: Noctis finds it a little odd that his princess wants to slave away in a cramped dance studio all day practicing dainty dance moves in front of a mirror. He can provide his baby girl with absolutely everything and anything her heart desires- there really is no need for her to pour blood, sweat and tears into something that wasn’t even necessary. Noctis found himself worrying when his daughter debuted with her girl group- ‘The Shiva Sisters’. She was bubbly and smiley and oh-so-kind on camera, but off camera she was serious, studious and absolutely dedicated to both her musical and performance arts as well as her role as the next her to the Lucian throne. Noctis can never forget the first time he witnesses his daughter and her bandmates perform live for the first time. He was utterly entranced by his little girl’s energy on stage, as well as her husky, melodic voice. She wasn’t group leader and lead singer for nothing after all. Noctis remembers scooping his daughter up into his arms and twirling her around playfully, still garbed in his kingly raiment after having come straight out of a council meeting to surprise his daughter at her first concert. He can’t forget how her face lit up and her midnight blue eyes teared up in sheer happiness at the sight of her father waiting for her proudly back stage.

“Dad… you came! I can’t believe you actually came!” Noctis’ daughter squeals. Noctis smiles against her sweaty shoulder and pulls her closer in a fatherly embrace.

“I’m here, aren’t I? You were… amazing. Simply the best.”

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One thing I really appreciated about Jessica Jones is that I felt it never fell into the trap, even accidentally, of Luke as the big scary black man. He was big, he was very dark skinned, and he had super strength and impenetrable skin. But was he scary? Only if you were his opponent. Even when he was possessed and fighting Jessica, you weren’t scared of him, you were scared for them (both Jessica and Luke, that is). There was no ‘he looks a little freaky, but he’s actually a super nice guy!’ with him. No Beauty and the Beast vibes. He just was. A dude. Who there was no reason to be scared of more than any other dude. Just a good dude who was a bartender. He’s never framed as if he’s intimidating, except in fight scenes where he should be. This is all about not just dialogue, but directing, framing, cinematography, and I thought they handled this appropriately with Luke and avoided common (and dangerous) racist tropes. 

On the flip, Simpson. There’s always something off about Simpson. Except for a few of his scenes, there’s always a slight level of discomfort with him. He feels just a little bit… wrong, even before we know about his stimulants. He’s a conventionally attractive white man who has seemingly heroic goals, but you just never fully trust him. He’s scarier than Luke ever is, and I appreciate that. 

anonymous asked:

yeah i don't give 2 fucks about mitch, i'm here for louis, do you remember a louis? blu eyes, sharp tongue, big herat? he was a member of a band called one diection. don't even start with this shit

I normally just block people that send asks like this because it’s too petty and stupid to acknowledge, but I’m feeling feisty today, so I’ll answer with a FUCK OFF!

Are you only able to like one person at a time? Is your heart so fucking tiny that you can’t let anyone in except Louis?  Because Louis’ heart is bigger than that. He has a lot of people in there. Harry’s is too.

Right this minute we have just been through an amazing few days of Harry’s album release, getting to know his band, experiencing his first concert and it’s been fantastic.

From Louis we got some blurry shots of a photo shoot that we know nothing about and random rumors (that I have talked about btw dipshit). So in your miserable little world, I’m being “unfair” about Louis by paying attention to what is ACTUALLY happening instead of blathering on endlessly about things I know nothing about?

I like what I know about Mitch, and Sarah, and Claire (and hopefully I’ll like the other guys too, but there hasn’t been much about them). It’s not much, but they seem like wonderful people that care a lot about Harry and, just like I did with Steve Aoki since you’ve forgotten, I’m embracing them.

You can go drown in your own bile if you like, but stay out of my inbox with your pathetic bullshit.

So is anyone else watching this garbage with Tapas right now?

Literally, does NOBODY REMEMBER TOKYOPOP?!

They pulled this same shit except, THIS TIME, Tapas ain’t payin’. Hell, I don’t even think TP paid their artists well either AND they put out next to horrible content.

There were people 10 years later still having trouble getting their work back from TP.

Webcomics are NO place for stunts like this, people. We post webcomics in the first place because no other publishing outlet would let us create what we wanted so, WE DID IT ON OUR OWN.

Don’t let them screw you this way.

I’ll be the voice of warning here: You’re going to end up like Inkblazers if you keep this shit up, @tapasapp.

Do NOT tightfist our content (especially stuff you don’t pay for or provide a wage for) and DO NOT assume you know what’s best for our work. You’re not an in-house platform with contracts like that. You’re a WEBSITE OPEN TO THE FREE CREATION OF ALL. What made you think this was a good idea?!

anonymous asked:

any tips for writing?

just do it.

seriously. the self-doubt will never go away. all you can do is practice. and read more. read more, write more. it sounds like work because it is. and don’t compare yourself to other writers. it’s pointless. you’ll end up in a negative spiral and you may never write again. so just write what you want. write the story you want to read. give yourself permission to write badly. it’s fine. write off all the bad until all that’s left is the good enough and then eventually the Good Writing kicks in.

and let people read it. feedback helps you grow as a writer. the negative comments, and the positive comments, and even the silence that follows all mean something. it’s all a matter of deciphering what means what, but that’s for later.

first, you have to write something.

so write something =)

spam me with anonymous asks maybe?

Do you ever finish a fanfiction and you’re like “Huh. That stirred up some issues for me. I can’t tell what they are yet, but I can feel that they’re going to show up soon and this is going to be weird evening.” 

Wakeup Call Chapter 1

So I accidentally started shipping my oc with Harry Carlyle. I wrote a bit of them first meeting at the beginning of the game. Rich is a disaster and has a crush immediately.
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Doctor Richard Galen had never been a morning person. Even after over 600 years of sleep he still felt like death when they pulled him out of cryo, the world a blurry haze, and there was nothing on his mind except coffee. Well, he would have liked something a bit stronger, but that would have to wait; he’d be going on the clock soon. He knew the symptoms of extended cryo and what to look out for, but it was standard protocol to have another doctor check him out, so Rich just sat there at the edge of one of the beds, drinking coffee as he answered the other doctor’s questions automatically. 

He was on cup number three when he was finally left alone to recover after his checkup and, slowly but surely, the world was coming back into proper focus. It was strange to think that they were no longer in the Milky Way, far from anything familiar. Sure, this is exactly what he had wanted, but it was still hard to get his mind around. Deep thinking wasn’t exactly his strong suit, however, so he decided to focus on his surroundings instead.

There were only a handful of people milling about, mostly doctors Rich had met before cryo. There was a big monitor on the far wall cycling through images, one even of a tropical landscape intended to depict one of the possible places humanity might be able to settle in Andromeda. Rich couldn’t help but scoff. It was all bullshit, of course. There was no way to predict what would truly await them here and Rich doubted they’d be that lucky. The only purpose the image really served was enticing people to join and keeping spirits up. Rich took another generous sip of coffee burning his mouth a little but he didn’t particularly care.

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Reblog this if you genuinely like every character in the Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus Series

ALL OF THEM.

YES EVEN THAT ONE.

THEY ARE ALL MY BABIES COME AT ME I WILL FIGHT YOU.

anonymous asked:

LAPIS LAZULI IS A TOTAL ASSHOLE LIKE OKAY SEE YA ROUND STEVEN I'M JUST GONNA DROP YOU OFF A TUCKING WATER TOWER AS HIGH AS THE GOD DAMNED ATMOSPHERE EVEN THOUGH YOU JUST SAVED MY ASS CAUSE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT MYSELF

lapis lazuli: [reacts realistically to trauma]

the fandom: “lapis… waht an asshole….”