i don't ever expect them on here

swiftiesfanatic  asked:

Amazing imagines!! I love them so much!! ❤❤ I think you've even written enough to start a masterlist soon! If you ever need any ideas/ideas for a rainy day here's a couple. However, please don't feel like I'm expecting you to write all these right now!! It's more of a compiled list of ideas for you if you're having a slow request day/just want to write them -Jealous Betty -Beach day for the gang/Betty in a swimsuit/Jughead in a swimsuit -Bughead napping together -Betty's parents walk in on them

Hey! These are all awesome! I think I’m gonna go with the hickey role reversal for today! Let’s give it a try!
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School was ending in about a week, and summer was so close Jughead could practically smell the sunscreen and taste the countless milkshakes he would be devouring.
That being said…

It was hot.

And by hot he didn’t mean, warm with a light breeze, he meant crack an egg on it, it was smoking. He was sweating almost all the time and even with the windows open the Riverdale classrooms were boiling. Unfortunately for him that meant his typical wardrobe of flannels and jeans just wasn’t gonna cut it, and he most definitely was not gonna show up to school in one of those ridiculous tank tops with the sleeves cut down all the way to the bottom, he would leave that to Reggie and chuck. Tools.

Anyway, figuring out what to wear, that was still comfortable for him but also kept him cool enough so he didn’t pass out was a struggle. He wasn’t a shorts guy, unless they were bathing suit bottoms and he was at the beach, so he stuck to his jeans, these ones had a few holes so that should help atleast a little, digging in his drawer he pulled out the only light weight t shirt he had, it was a simple white v neck, nothing too crazy, but also something he normally wouldn’t wear without something else to cover it up, at this point he couldn’t care less, it was too damn hot.

“Looking good” he turned with a smile, meeting the eyes of the gorgeous blonde who had come out of nowhere. Okay so maybe there was one positive thing about the heat, Betty’s wardrobe had to adjust accordingly as well and man was he grateful for the tiny dresses that showed off her gorgeous long legs. Today she had on a white sundress covered in pink and red flowers, it skimmed her mid thigh and he fought the urge to run his fingers along the bare skin. As soon as he was about to retort with a witty comeback, her eyes got wide

“Oh my god” she looked horrified.

Whipping around to look behind him, confused as to what had her in such a state of panic she repeated a little more panicky

“Oh my god.”

“Betty? what the hell? What’s the matter?” She seemed to be at a loss for words and suddenly two more of the gang had arrived, both wearing Similar expressions to Bettys.

“What in sexy time?!” Veronica was practically bouncing she seemed so excited.

Kevin was moving his hands to jugheads neck, before he dodged them with a glare

“What are you all talking about.”

Suddenly Archie was rounding the corner zeroing in on Jughead

“Hey ma… hey! Nice hickey dude! Way to go” he slapped a hand to jugheads shoulder, smiling.

“What! What hick..what are you.” He was twisting trying to find the offending mark. He glanced up at Betty who was beet red and was desperately trying to hide her laughter.

“See Betty, I told you. It’s totally normal to give a boy a hickey, That’s so funny, Betty was just asking me about this at our sleepover last week.” Veronica said laughing handing Jughead her hand mirror.

He snatched the mirror and held it up to his neck. Sure enough, there was a purple mouth shaped bruise on his neck. Snapping the mirror shut he shook his head

“Bacon grease, it splattered.”

Everyone eyed him sceptically as Cheryl walked over

“Oh please, like you cook. Just fess up Jughead, who’s the mystery woman?” The redhead asked.

“There’s no one, you’re all nuts.”

The conversation was stopped short by the first period bell.

“Dude, were totally talking about this at lunch,” Archie said grinning

“Duh” Veronica added throwing a wave to Betty, leaving behind Jughead and Betty as Kevin kissed Betty on the cheek before walking off with Cheryl.

There was a moment of silence Betty smirking at her bright red boyfriend

“So… a tshirt today? No flannel.”

He stared at her dryly

“Wait till all of our friends find out what a little minx you are. You won’t be laughing then.”

Betty shrugged, smiling guiltily and turning on her heels to walk the other way , she quickly turned around and added

“No one told you to wear the worlds sexiest tshirt the day after our two month anniversary festivities.”
She winked and practically skipped off.

He slammed his head into the locker gently. She was gonna be the death of him.
**

By the time lunch came around the entire school was talking about Jugheads hickey, the rumors were everywhere,

Jughead was seeing Ethel,

Jughead was seeing a girl from central

And of course, Archie and jughead were a couple (that one was Reggie. Tool.)

Slamming his tray on the table besides Betty, she jumped up smiling and meeting his eyes.

The rest of the gang was already there and they instantly turned the conversation to hickeys.

Cheryl of course instigating it
“Well it has to be someone who’s aggressive, obvi, look at that mark.”

Veronica nodded “agreed. I could never do something that good, and I’ve been told I’m a pretty fiery lover.” She flipped her dark hair , smiling.

Cheryl nodded “and we all know how intense I am, but that’s good, even for me.”

Kevin said something that had Archie practically dying he was laughing so hard.

“And we all know it can’t be Betty, no offense bets but we all kind of agree, your not really the most passionate lover.”

Before Jughead could even think he had opened his mouth “try again, she’s pretty much the definition of passionate.”

Everyone at the table seemed to have stopped time, slowly turning their heads to stare at the pair in front of them. Betty was blushing so hard they thought she might explode and jughead was kind of just lost in his own idiocy.

“B..Betty?” Archie squeaked out.

“No way you’re lying.” This time it was kevin.

And Cheryl and Veronica were just staring, shocked.

Suddenly something in Betty snapped and she turned to Kevin.

“Actually, yes it was me. As quiet as you think I am, I am very very attracted to my boyfriend, therefore sometimes I get carried away. Can we please stop this conversation now.” She stabbed a piece of lettuce with her fork.

The table went dead silent for thirty seconds before all hell broke loose.

“Boyfriend?”
“Carried away?!”
“How long?”
“How did you get it in that shape?”

Dropping her head to the table, she sighed as Jugheads arm came to rest around her shoulder, tugging her into his side.

“No questions, were dating, going on two months. That’s all you’ve gotta know.” The lazy tone in his voice left no room for argument and the table went silent once again.

Squeezing his hand in hers, she smiled up at him. This was far from over and they both knew that, but for right now, their friends were just gonna have to wait. They were happy, and that’s what matters.

this last 19 days chapter was very bittersweet, especially in the way that it foreshadowed jian yi disappearing for years in the future

i really loved the last two panels, with zheng xi and jian yi just holding and comforting each other, being each other’s anchor while the world keeps moving around them

part of me still expected - and wanted - more out of this arc, tho, which could still happen, i guess, but knowing how old xian has the bad habit not to follow through with things im not holding out hope

it’s just frustrating to me to see them keep being stuck in the same place when they could just!!!!! talk!!!!! and i know that i sound like a broken record, but i still can’t stop asking myself how much does jian yi knows about his situation because ??? the boy got almost kidnapped, then actually kidnapped two days later and got saved by the same dudes who tried to kidnap him in the first place, and he’s just?? pretty chill about it?? and has no questions about what the f– is going on?? and i get that he is trying not to make zheng xi worry even more, but why not tell him about what happened? (again, i know it could still happen, but i don’t have much hope for it)

if the 19 days of the title refers to the (school) days until jian yi’s disappearance, we are now at day 11? 12? [it was day 9 when jian yi got kidnapped], so i wonder what is going to happen now, for both pairs, but especially for zheng xi and jian yi something’s gotta give soon

This capture speaks for itself!! Does it not??? I mean we needed this yes, but I’d say THEY needed this the most!! The most relaxed I’ve seen either of them look in MONTHS!! I’m in love with their love(or whatever you want to call it)! It’s some type of love I’ll tell ya that much!! I feel like we have seen Sharna’s happy old self these past two days and it’s so refreshing for…well… us and her of course! But no of course her “brother” Hinch had nothing to do with it! Ha! Of COURSE he did! He had a lot to do with it! Thank you, Hinchy and please don’t let it end here bud! Thanks…much appreciated…our girl needs you!

Man, they gave us this much and now I’m greedy for more! See what these two do to me???

And I’m very curious as to why they didn’t post any instastories together yesterday? Who else is willing to bet that Miss Becks made a request for them not to post anything??? I’d put all my money on that! But hey, even if it’s not posted doesn’t mean they don’t have things in their phones from yesterday because I KNOW they do! And maybe Sharna will bring out another special profile shot of Hinchy for his next birthday like she did for his 30th!! See what I’m getting at here? : ) When we least expect it…THATS when it will happen! Sneaky sneaky is what I say! Don’t think BWTGH knew about that special shot she posted for his birthday and I’m sure there’s more like it. Let’s hope we get to see them someday!

I apologize for all my insanely long posts! Just can’t help it sometimes!

#GoshBeckscantyoujustgofallinlovewithAlexRossi?
#YouarebothobsessedwiththoseEscapeRoomsanyways
#B&A=PerfectMatch
#AndwewouldALLtotallyapproveBeckssoIsaygoforit!
#ClearlyStillNotOverYesterday

Girl, don’t you EVER apologize for your lengthy posts. They’re so amazing and wonderful and we all love you for them.

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batbide  asked:

Gregg, if something ever happened to angus or you, what would the other do? Basically would you still move. AANNNDD of course the emotional part.

Gregg: YOU ARE THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME, ANGUS.

Gregg: SO DAMMIT, I AM NOT GOING TO LET ANYTHING TAKE YOU FROM ME. EVER. IF SOMEBODY EVEN TRIES TO TOUCH YOU, I WILL SHANK THE HELL OUTTA THEM!!!

Gregg: I will never… ever… let anything happen to you…!!!

Angus:

Angus: …heh. That’s sweet bug.

Angus: …uh…

Angus: …please don’t cry…? I’m sure the asker was just curious about it, and they don’t, uh, have any malicious intents…

Angus: I, uh… love you bug. And uh, I’m not going to move away without you. No matter what happens. I want you at my side, like, always.

Gregg: H-heh… s-same, cap’n! I l-love you too! <3

Angus: <3

willowywings  asked:

"So I work in the annual Halloween Fair's haunted mansion/maze and I love terrorising all the random schmucks that come through here, my job is awesome. People pay to get in, so I don't normally feel guilty about scaring the crap out of them, but you're here on your own, you look lost, and you seem legit terrified for your life, not the fun kind... and shit man, I'm not really gonna kill you, actually, are you okay? Wait, please don't cry... look, LOOK, it's a mask! Please breathe." AU? (ILY!!!)

My Halloween gift to you, friend. Such a great prompt, thank. ^-^ 

Castiel loves working at the haunted house. It’s not something he ever would have expected prior to getting hired—he’s always been more of the quiet, bookish type—but when his cousin Gabriel offered him the job his senior year of high school, the thought of a paycheck was too good to refuse.

And god, is he glad he didn’t.

Being the owner’s cousin has always granted him a few privileges in The Pit, as the haunted house was lovingly named in honor of Gabriel’s brother Lucifer, who had provided the initial funding behind it. The most significant of these privileges was that he’d always had his pick of roles to play. His first year, back when he was still skeptical about the job in general, he had volunteered to be in ‘the void’. Meaning, he’d get to jump out at people who couldn’t see an inch in front of their faces due to the all-consuming darkness.

And that’s where he got his first taste for fear. It was impossible to resist coming back.

Castiel’s second year, he chose to wear a hockey mask and wave a chainsaw at guests as they fled The Pit’s final rooms and the building itself. His third year he was a scarecrow, pretending to be inanimate by the admission line outside, until the opportunity presented itself to lurch from his post. And this year?

This year may just be the best one yet.

This year, Castiel is playing the ‘burning man’ (a name Gabriel laughs at every time he says it, especially in conjunction with his cousin), a new role in one of The Pit’s central rooms. With a combination of lights, special effects, and even some (very controlled) pyrotechnics, it actually looks like Castiel is on fire.

So far, over the course of The Pit’s first week of the year, his shtick has varied a bit day by day. Sometimes he screams in agony for the people walking through, other times wails and begs for them to save him…. Always something along those lines. It’s incredibly cheesy either way, but his audience always looks horrified, and is always eager to get out of his room.

Keep reading

‘BIG TIME RUSH’ STAR BACK ON THE ROAD
After Scary Motorcycle Wreck

What happens when you fall off your bike in a gnarly motorcycle crash? YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK ON … especially if you’re “Big Time Rush” star Logan Henderson

TMZ has learned … the Nickelodeon actor is back up on two wheels after a frightening crash in Hollywood back in December that he luckily escaped from with only scrapes and bruises. 

Henderson’s motorcycle was badly damaged in the wreck – when he was cut off by another driver and thrown from his bike. But Henderson was determined to ride again … and had the bike repaired. 

The final bill – $8,000 … but luckily for Logan, we’re told the other driver’s insurance covered the cost. 

After the repairs, Logan was so pumped to get back on his bike – he rode it to set for the taping of the season 3 finale of “BTR” … and don’t worry, he made it there safely. 

Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz2UmWzfc2o

yo so listen…. if you’re gonna participate in that rp oscars thing, please tag it or i’m probably gonna unfollow you. not only is it toxic and degrading to people that don’t win when there’s only one award to give to each category, but it’s disheartening and easy to give plenty of people anxiety and make the dash unhappy and problematic for them.

everyone writes in different ways, everyone understands different muses differently, and no one has the right to vote for who is the BEST based on their biased vote that is being sent in. that’s your personal favorite, there is no way to analyze the way everyone plays their muse and decide who is the VERY BEST OF EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. it’s not okay, period. it’s not about that. it’s about having fun and developing your skills in something that you love. and to think that deciding who earns the title of an rp oscar over others is sending a HORRIBLE message to people that also play in that fandom makes you wonder why people actually thought it was a good idea.

and you might argue that celebrities have to deal with the pressure of beating others out for an award all the time, so why can’t roleplayers? but that’s DIFFERENT and you know it. there’s people here that do this for a hobby, they didn’t sign on to be judged and see a huge list of people you have deemed better than them from their fandom. that’s not what this community is about or what it should ever be about.

if you want to participate in it that is your right, but don’t expect me to partake or tolerate people that aren’t considerate enough to tag it properly.

Eurovision 2015 Finale
  • Opening Song/Title: IT WAS SO CUTE
  • Slovenia: THE PIANIST WINKED I CAN'T
  • France: The visuals are so amazing
  • Israel: BEST DANCE EVER
  • Estonia: So sad, so sweet, so smooth
  • UK: THIS IS A PARTY I WANT TO ATTEND.
  • Armenia: I've given up trying to cleanse Europe of capes
  • Lithuania: So...are they dating? Married?
  • Serbia: YES. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL. YES.
  • Norway: I love her hair
  • Sweden: THE HERO OF THE YEAR
  • Cyprus: Regretful Boyfriend Award Winner
  • Australia: Dammit it's catchy
  • Belgium: THE HUMAN DIAMOND STRIKES AGAIN
  • Austria: I see they're keeping with the beards
  • Greece: THEM VOCALS THOUGH
  • Montenegro: Musical Rollercoaster
  • Germany: It gets INTENSE
  • Poland: It will make you cry
  • Latvia: How are you here?
  • Romania: And look to your left, you can see a Eurovision song in its native tongue
  • Spain: WOAH. DID NOT EXPECT THAT COSTUME CHANGE
  • Hungary: Best Lullaby Ever
  • Georgia: MY QUEEN
  • Azerbaijan: Them dancers though
  • Russia: WE ARE ONE
  • Albania: Hmm...I don't know about that message. Oh well.
  • Italy: *smashes head on desk* THEY'RE PERFECT WHAT THE HELL.
Ratatouille Sentence Meme
  • "The best food in the world is made in France. The best food in France is made in Paris."
  • "He is the youngest chef to achieve a five star rating."
  • "I think its apparent I need to rethink my life a little bit."
  • "This is my dad. He's never impressed."
  • "What's wrong with having highly developed senses?"
  • "Close to godliness. Which means clean. You know, cleanliness is close to..never mind. Move on."
  • "Noble? We're thieves!"
  • "It isn't stealing if no one wants it."
  • "If no one wants it, why are we stealing it?"
  • "This much I know: if you are what you eat, then I only want to eat the good stuff."
  • "Food is fuel. You get picky about what you put in the tank, your engine is gonna die."
  • "Good food is like music you can taste, color you can smell."
  • "There is excellence all around you. You need only be aware to stop and savor it."
  • "He doesn't understand me but I can be myself around him."
  • "You could fill a book, a lot of books, with things Dad doesn't know."
  • "Great cooking is not for the faint of heart."
  • "You must be imaginative, strong hearted."
  • "You must try things that may not work."
  • "You must not let anyone define your limits because of where you are from."
  • "Your only limit is your soul."
  • "Anyone can cook but only the fearless can be great."
  • "I waited for a sound, a voice, a sign. Anything."
  • "If you focus on what you've left behind, you'll never be able to see what lies ahead."
  • "A cook makes. A thief takes. You are not a thief."
  • "She believed in Heaven, so she's covered. You know, afterlife wise."
  • "You know how to fix it. This is your chance."
  • "If he wishes to swim in dangerous waters, who are we to deny him?"
  • "Our reputation is hanging by a thread as it is."
  • "That's a spice, isn't it? Rosemary?"
  • "I need this job. I've lost so many."
  • "I know its stupid and weird but neither of us can do this alone, so we got to do it together, right?"
  • "Welcome to Hell."
  • "Rules designed to make it impossible for women to enter this world. But I'm still here."
  • "I've worked too hard for too long to get here and I am not going to jeopardize it for some garbage boy who got lucky."
  • "I killed a man with this thumb."
  • "Whatever you are doing, stop it?"
  • "A little wine, a friendly chat. Just us cooks."
  • "I just took it to be polite. I don't really drink ya know."
  • "You would have to be an idiot of elephantine proportions not to appreciate this '61 Chateau Latour."
  • "Let us toast your non-idocity."
  • "Now imagine every great taste in the world being combined into infinite combinations."
  • "I'm tired of taking. I want to make things. I want to add something to this world."
  • "The world we live in belongs to the enemy."
  • "When all is said and done, we're all we've got."
  • "This is the way things are. You can't change nature."
  • "Change is nature. The part that we can influence and it starts when we decide."
  • "I hate false modesty. It's just another way to lie."
  • "I would've followed your advice to the ends of the earth."
  • "You inspire me. I'm going to risk it all. I'm going to risk looking like the biggest idiot psycho you've ever seen."
  • "Don't tell me you're sorry, tell them you're sorry."
  • "We're inventing new ways to sell out over here."
  • "Your rise has been meteoric yet you have no formal training. What is the secret to your genius?"
  • "You've been playing without an opponent. Which is, as you may have guessed, against the rules."
  • "You're thin for someone who loves food."
  • "Pray you don't disappoint me."
  • "You know, I've never disappointed anyone before, because nobody's ever expected anything of me. And the only reason anyone expects anything from me now is because of you."
  • "I haven't been fair to you. You've never failed me and I should never forget that."
  • "I'd like your heart roasted on a spit."
  • "I'd like some fresh, clear, well seasoned perspective. Can you suggest a good wine to go with that?"
  • "Not everyone can become a great artist, but a good artist can come from anywhere."
  • "The only thing predictable about life is its unpredictability."

anonymous asked:

In contrast to their past relationships, Barry and Iris look legitimately happy. I can't remember Barry's face beaming like that with Linda or PBP. With Iris, he's not afraid to show it. With Iris, I don't remember her looking at Eddie the EXACT way she looked at Barry in the couch scene. Such a different dynamic.

I love how Barry looks at Iris with a sort of calm and certainty, like he always knew they could get to this place and now he’s just soaking up their new dynamic. Meanwhile, Iris keeps looking at Barry with wonder, because she didn’t expect them to ever get here and she sort of can’t believe how differently she’s seeing everything now. 

I love them. *cries*

y’all were all excited about tlsp and dying for new stuff and once they release it i’ve only seen people complaining. not everything will reach your expectations and if u can’t handle it then don’t get them high. ok the sexual scenes were not nice and stuff but wanting the “am alex” back???? i don’t think i’ve ever seen alex this happy tbh he’s having the time of his life with his best friend. also tlsp is not am, so don’t expect them to do the same stuff am does, their style is different in basically every aspect bye

peridooooooot  asked:

Sorry if you don't want to answer this, and it's pretty weird but I want to get it out. I see a lot of people turn to you with questions about sexuality so... I think I might be bi. But... And here's the weird part, I don't want to be. Am I just strange? Or what? What should I do? Thanks!

Thats actually perfectly natural and heres why

Compulsory heterosexuality is a sad norm still. It’s always in media and by some parents, and just generally expected that you will grow up, fall in love with the man or woman of your dreams, get married and have kids and live happily ever after. It might feel odd if you begin to look at others of the same gender and be attracted to them if all you’ve been told is the ‘haha yeah you’ll get a boyfriend/girlfriend!’

I myself actually felt very similar when I was younger! I was always attracted to well, nearly everyone aesthetically (though it wouldnt be for sometime that I actually KNEW it was only aesthetically and not actual attraction attraction you know? So at some point I would look at girls and basically (and quite cringe worthy) go ‘ohh shes so pretty…no homo tho lol’ ( I was young and didnt know as much as I do now lol)

But as I got older, the more I became like ‘oh yeah theyre pretty, im not going to lie’ and the more I found out more about it and that it ISNT something weird or if I’m some sort of rare entity, It happens all the time, there are BILLIONS of people who fill the same. It’s just that heteronormativity has made it so we’re SCARED to be anything other then straight. (And I sure dropped kick THAT right to the curb ohh boy)

If you believe that you might not be straight, then thats just FINE. So what if you also happen to like others of your same gender? It’s none of their business who you like and are attracted to, that is YOUR business.

What I’m saying is that you might be a bit scared to consider other Options other than being straight and thats perfectly natural! Because for so long it was thought as WEIRD and UNNATURAL, But it ISN’T. You’re just fine, okay? Be sure to do what feels RIGHT and COMFORTABLE for you okay?