i don't even want to talk to me

Word of Advice: If you’re walking on a busy sidewalk and want to smoke, make sure no one is behind you because all of that smoke is just going to hit the person behind you, and, trust me, they don’t want that because they’ll go into a coughing fit!! :))

One of the hardest things is to watch someone slowly lose interest in you.
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Kurt, what if it’s only a matter of time before I become like that?

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*retreats to a corner to suffer in silence for what she did to Gabe* I LOVE THIS MAN, but he surely doesn’t have it easy.


Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13


Also, in case you can’t read the text from displays on first panel they say this :

Phone panel : “Not sure I expected to ever see you again after all that happened, Reyes.. But to meet you as a shadow casted by even a darker matter is something I wish I never saw.”

“I never believed in ghosts either, but it seems like my beliefs were wrong. You know I always enjoyed the dark.. Jack.”


Sombra panel : “Sorry for my attitude earlier, Gabe. I really want to talk to you.. And I got churros >3″

“Fine. Come over. Just don’t make me get up for the door.”

“Got ya!”

Do you ever just think about tokoyami and like

Was he born with a bird head? Or did it develop later like quirks tend to? (Like just imagine that this preschooler wakes up one day and his head has transformed into a bird head) Is it related to his quirk? Like is it somehow beneficial for him to have a bird head? Do people ever act like it’s weird that he has a bird head? Or are animal heads typical enough that no one thinks anything about it? Is it hard to get dates if you have a bird head? Does he have any other bird features? Does he have any specific dietary restrictions that come from eating with a beak? Was it hard for him to learn how to enunciate certain words with a beak? How does he feel about the fact that his head is a bird head?

People hold hands a lot in LOTR and it’s really nice? It’s not just Frodo and Sam, but I never noticed before this reread. Pippin just now took Gandalf’s hand, and earlier he’d taken I think Bergil’s, a kid (ten, so old enough to walk around without help) he just met, as they walked around the city. So it’s apparently not weird, it’s just a Normal Thing.

Vaguely of relevance as well is the fact that Frodo says “he is very dear to me” of Aragorn after, what, about a fortnight of knowing him. I’m not saying he doesn’t have cause; it was a very crowded and busy fortnight. I too would probably call someone very dear to me if they had saved me from dying from stabbery and guided my friends safely through the wilderness.

It’s just all those ‘my dear Sam’ and ‘I love him’ that he and Sam do, even though they’re a product of extreme circumstances, aren’t even out of line with the culture they live in. They’re still just as meaningful, and I don’t think their power is decreased by that. I just think it’s notable that this isn’t even beyond the bounds of “propriety” for really close friends in high stress situations.

This isn’t where I meant this post to go, but I think this is why this story resonated with me so hard specifically as an aro and why I still don’t ship anything romantically in the Tolkienverse, because the world of Middle Earth is one where loving your close platonic friends and companions to the point of being physically and verbally affectionate is a normal occurrence. It’s just how things are. There’s a lot to be said about the cultural implications of that vs here and now, but I’m not really in a position to say it. But I think even before I knew How I Was, I knew that friends were much more important to me than romance seemed to be. And I feel, with the preponderance of love interests in most adult fiction, like Lord of the Rings was the first Grown Up Story where I saw that aspect of myself reflected.

Tell me how…. some klance shippers…. are saying “klance isn’t dead. even if it doesn’t become canon, we can still ship it bc we have our imagination” and yet….. the same thing happened to sheith shippers…. but y'all are the ones who kept saying “SHEITH IS DEAD” to their faces. I don’t know, but that… to me, is very disrespectful.

Guys, why is no one talking about this moment? Like literally, the MC asked Ks when was his wife coming back and Ks answered right away ‘Never’

Like, it surprise me right away because he didn’t even think twice before answering it with a ‘never’ with such serious face (it was very funny tho) like he didn’t even want the ‘wife’ to come back in the first place, lol.

and then the mc keep making jokes and his face (ks’s) was like ‘what is this man talking about? Get me out of here’

Plus Ji’s reaction when the MC was making jokes about ks scaring away his ‘wife’

he was like ‘what wife? I’m his jagi stop talking nonsense rn’

but maybe i’m being delulu, who knows.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Baby, just go to sleep.”

Isak huffs against Even’s chest—like it was that simple. His eyelids are heavier than his energy, there’s a softness to his thoughts like they’re ready to slip into his subconscious, but–

“I don’t want to miss this,” Isak murmurs.

He likes the way Even’s running one hand up and down his back as he runs the other through his hair. What a fucking miracle that Even has two hands.

Isak is very tired.

Even kisses his forehead, so light Isak wonders if he dreamt it. “Am I awake?” Isak asks.

“Unfortunately.”

“Shut up.”

“Go to sleep.”

“I don’t like sleeping when you’re awake. I don’t like missing any time with you.”

“But I’m right here, Isak.”

Yeah, but what if— what if you have a thought?”

“What if?”

“No, but what if you do? And you want to share it, but I’m asleep, so then you never tell me.”

“I promise you’ll know more of my thoughts than you ever wanted to know.”

“Not possible.”

When Isak wakes up, Even’s asleep and too far from his own body.

Isak checks his phone, as excited to see a new text from Even as he was before they got together. He’s yet to find someone he’d rather talk to.

It’s a video. Isak puts his earbuds in to let Even sleep, then presses play.

“Ok,” Even says on screen, holding Isak the way he was when Isak fell asleep a few hours ago. His voice is a whisper: Isak’s favourite sound. “Here’s everything I think while you’re asleep.”

“I’m so relieved that you can sleep again, Isak. You carry too much. You deserve rest.”

“I didn’t take the clothes out of the washer. Don’t break-up with me.”

“I want to try drawing you in a new way, now that I know more of you. I love tracing your shape every night and learning more about who fills it.”

“Maybe we can combine Jonas’s pregame with Mikael’s on Friday? Competing best friends is getting exhausting.”

“Sometimes my thoughts are too much, but you help me pause and sort them, beating the shit out of the ones that nearly killed me. You ground me.”

“I think you’re right. We need to tell our landlord about the noise the freezer’s making before it explodes.”

“If I told you everything I thought about you, I’d never stop talking. I love you.”

As the video ends, Isak’s heart starts for the day.

He rolls over in bed, wrapping one arm around Even and holding his phone with his free hand. He kisses Even’s forehead, cheek, jaw, then turns his phone so it’s filming the two of them.

“My turn.”

I feel as though I barely post any Sansa things on the blog during got season (since season 5 anyway) and I thought it was probably time to state why. I love book!Sansa. She is one of my favourite characters. I love how complex she is and she has great character development.

Having said that, I don’t hate show!Sansa. I hate how she is written.

(yes, there is a difference, hence why I’ll still reblog sets of her in scenes I like)

I saw a meta recently about season 7 (about the conflict in the North) and it summed up my feelings about the way Sansa is written in some scenes in one perfect word: contrived.

A key example of this is the scenes in this season with her and Jon when Jon is holding council. Twice now he has held a public council and show!Sansa has spoken against his decisions. This doesn’t fit at all with her character. Sansa was a lady at three, courtesy is her armour, she knows about image politics (that was amply learned in her time in the south). She would not speak against the King in the North publicly, undermining him, she would do it privately.

I’ve seen people in the tags defending Jon, defending Sansa, arguing over who’s right. It’s bad writing, simple as that. These actions do not make sense, but the writers wanted conflict, so it has to be Sansa speaking out publicly even if that isn’t something she would do, because the conflict is what they need to move the story to where they want it.

They’ve done this so much with show!Sansa. Plot progression based on character actions which are built on a solid foundation of characterisation and logical character development tells a good story. Instead they insert Sansa into these scenes (marrying Ramsay (when she is already married!), hiding the info about the knights of the Vale, being the negative voice in Jon’s councils) when we could have had Sansa in the Vale to begin with, bringing the knights of the Vale to take back the North (perhaps even at the same time as Jon’s assault with the wildlings!), then a natural conflict between her supporters and his, because a choice between a bastard son and a legitimate daughter should come with some consideration (and even more when they know that a legitimate son also lives).

Anyway, rant over, those are my thoughts

  • Dean: stupid Cas, *bicker bicker bicker*
  • Ishim: is insulting to Cas
  • Dean: hey don't you talk smack about Cas!
  • ...
  • Ishim: Lily is my human weakness. Cas' is Dean.
  • Dean: I won't risk Cas' life, come at me bro.
  • ...
  • Dean: my devastatingly handsome friend here...
  • Cas: I love you...I love all of you
  • ...
  • Cas: I just want to protect you.
  • Dean: I just want you to stay.
  • ...
  • Dean: here Cas, ummm, it's a mixtape...
  • Cas: I can't actually play it in my car but I will cherish this gift and keep it close to my heart, thank you Dean
  • ...
  • Dean: stupid Cas, what's up with you? I'm so mad.
  • Sam: so... what's up with Cas?
  • Dean: hey don't you talk smack about Cas, he's having a hard time alright?
  • ...
  • Sam probably: get your shit together guys or so help me

so it’s been a very long time since I attempted to draw any of my ocs but I figured might as well jump right in;; designing outfits is h a r d 

@ parents 

please don’t tell your kids to shut up when they’re trying to tell you something or if they’re upset. don’t ignore them. don’t invalidate their feelings. talk to them. listen to them. never tell your kid(s) their thoughts and feelings don’t matter.

Please help me and my kitties.

I really hate to do this, but I desperately need help. My boyfriend’s unemployment ran out. Which means he no longer has an income, and is trying really hard to find a job (which is proving to be difficult right now since we don’t own a car so he’s limited to where he can apply to.) I’ve paid our rent for this month (with the help of my grandma so I don’t lose our apartment.) But that’s it. I have no money. I’m broke I have $0. I need to raise at least half of my rent for next month which is $322 so that I don’t become homeless, my cats need cat litter, and we despereatly need toliet paper. I don’t even want to talk about food right now. I just want to be able to have stuff for my cats and rent so me and my babies don’t end up on the street. If anyone can please help me, please help me….even a $1 helps me at this point, if you want something in return I could maybe draw you something if anyone would feel better getting something in return too,,, but if you can’t please boost this, please and thank you all so much.
My PayPal is: tyler_rothwell@hotmail.com

I feel like I should make a post about this because it’s really bothering me to see all that ‘Tom Holland has a frog in his mouth stuff’ on my dash.
Yes, the first post may have been funny, I laughed about it too. But this is getting out of hand. My dash is full of this meme and I just find it to be immature and really not funny anymore.
This is bullying. And I don’t care what you say and if you didn’t mean it that way because you can’t control how another person feels about this. Tom said that he got bullied in school so do you really think that making a meme about how he looks is really the right way to show him your love?
I’ve experienced something like this myself. People mocking you about stuff “just for fun” and “they don’t mean it” or they mean it in an affectionate way. But it still hurts and it still damages your self-esteem even if it’s just meant in a funny way.
So to sum this up. This whole “Dave the frog” meme is in my eyes just immature and straight up bullying and I feel like some people should overthink the stuff they’re posting right now because I really don’t want to know what happens when Tom sees this.

John Mulaney Sentence Starters
  • : Here's how easy it was to get away with a bank robbery in the 30s: as long as you weren't still there when the police arrived, you had a 99% chance of getting away with it.
  • : It's 100% easier to do things than to do them.
  • : I was once on the telephone with blockbuster.
  • : I think Emily Dickinson's a lesbian.
  • : Being president looks like the worst job in the world.
  • : Why do people shush animals? They've never spoken.
  • : Things don't exist until they exist.
  • : You have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.
  • : You all have a relative who is an expert even though they really don't know what they're talking about.
  • : Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don't care for that shit at all.
  • : I definitely look like a toddler.
  • : You will die on August 7th, 2037.
  • : Everyone get out of the way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds.
  • : One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet!
  • : Anyone who's seen my dick and met my parents needs to die.
  • : They haven't let their minds wander since Egypt.
  • : Adult life is already so goddamn weird!
  • : This is an on fire garbage can.
  • : I look like I was just sitting in a room in a chair eating saltines for like twenty-eight years.
  • : In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
  • : Would like an old turnip that we found in a cabinet?
  • : Quack quack!
  • : I'll keep all my emotions in here and one day I'll die.

anonymous asked:

TELL ME YOUR KING DICE HEADCANNONS SON any are fine

YEAH BOY I actually have quite a few King Dice HCs bc I love this dapper bastard so much

  • He’s good at all sorts of card tricks, parlor games, especially card games like poker and everything you find in a Casino. He’s got experience and hey, they’re pretty useful in charming potential patrons
  • Y’all, I know he looks sleazy but he does conduct himself as a gentlemen and values manners and politeness. Doesn’t stop him from being a charming villain that send chills down your spine tho
  • Looks like he would use a cigar, but he actually doesn’t like to smoke. Bad breath is bad for business, especially when he’s the host and he has to go around to mingle and socialize with the Casino’s patrons . He enjoys watching others squirm as they try to light a cigar for him to butter him up
  • Plus, a casino is so noisy, he’s got to have a clear and loud voice to navigate in there, as well as giving commands to his employees
  • He is very good at lighting up cigars and cigarettes, most of the time for the Devil himself
  • Pretty good at lighter tricks and playing with the flames too. Oh who am I kidding, he’s got nimble fingers and can roll a coin/poker chip back and forth across his knuckles
  • Don’t even think about cheating bc the man can sniff you out like a bloodhound, and you don’t want to let him catch you. Well, if you survived getting caught by his employees in the first place. Honestly it’s much better to get caught by them than King Dice himself

I think I might have more, but I gotta get back to work. Feel free to ask or discuss more with me 👌