i don't even wanna talk about this

anonymous asked:

Hi! Same anon that asked about the FNaF 1 gang, withereds, shadows, etc., just wanna ask: Do you have any headcanons about the withereds, shadows, what the phantoms are, or anything? (P. S. Thanks for wishing me a happy day! Hope you have a "happiest day"!

Oh goodness I do happen to have…a few (uninteresting) headcanons actually…So I guess I’ll tackle these in the order you asked! These are all just for this blog’s AU, of course, so no worries if they collide with some of the canon or with other people’s universes

Withered Ones

  • Since W.Bonnie and W.Chica both have missing hands, W.Foxy and W.Freddy are always nearby to help them if they need it
  • W.Chica is really proud though and does her very best to do things herself
  • W.Bonnie is very sad about the loss of his face, and thinks about it constantly, often trying to find “replacements” for his face! Some of you guys might remember from one of my old posts that sometimes he wears a paper plate with a :3 face drawn on it
  • W.Freddy is a very Tired Man, choosing to mostly watch the Toys perform on stage as opposed to singing himself. I think of it like he’s peacefully retired
  • W.Foxy is the saltiest guy most anyone will ever meet, he wants to go places and have his Pirate Cove back but the world just keeps denying him

The Shadows

  • These guys are both mute, so they communicate non-verbally. Sometimes that means flashing shadowy words up in the air, other times it means sign language
  • Shadow Freddy (Shreddy lmao) looks like he’s constantly crying, but has never told anyone why…
  • Both of their bodies can be easily manipulated into different shapes, although Shadow Bonnie is a lot better at shapeshifting than Shreddy is!
  • Shadow Bonnie is………ridiculously tall, and Shreddy is a smol
  • Shadow Bonnie can teleport! But the process is rather painful so they don’t do it often
  • Both of them are very old, and have been around for decades as of the time of Fazbear Fright
  • In addition to not being able to speak verbally, neither of them make any noise at all when moving. They have accidentally snuck up on many of their friends because of it
  • Both are very elusive and will only appear to those that they deem trustworthy, or intriguing in some way

The Phantoms

  • They’re all essentially ghosts of the former Fazbear crew. Not every animatronic became a phantom after being destroyed, only a select few!
  • When they first woke up as phantoms, all they remembered was the pain of dying, so the reverted to a more primal state of personality. As of yet, only some of the phantoms have managed to remember their past selves to become who they used to be.
  • This is why Phantom Balloon Boy (PBB) screams so much! He’s trying to remember his past, but more often than not he resorts to the screaming
  • Being ghosts, they cannot touch anything corporeal without it meeting special standards
  • With enough practice, the phantoms can learn to summon ghostly objects from their past, one of the best examples being Phantom Chica’s ghost cupcake (which she’s very proud of btw)
  • It is said that once the Phantoms are able to complete whatever unfinished business they had on Earth, they will cease to exist here, having moved on. Most of them haven’t found out yet why they became ghosts, since they can’t even remember clearly when they were alive. Who knows if they’ll ever reach their goals?

Anyways that’s all I have for now! I know I’m leaving a bunch out, definitely, but hey, I’ve never been too great at communicating my thoughts! Thanks for asking about these guys!! Goodness knows I think about this AU every waking moment of my life And thank you! I’ll try and have the happiest day I can!

  • *Daddy and I out trying to find an Easter dress for me*
  • Me: *In the dressing room, working on my 4th dress* This one won't even zip. I give up. *Opening the door to show daddy how 'fat' I looked*
  • Daddy: do you wanna see if there is a bigger size?
  • Me: *shakes head* this is the biggest size. I don't wanna keep trying on clothes. What's the point. *Tries to slam the door shut, but daddy sticks his hand inside*
  • Daddy: Look at me, baby. You're beautiful. You know your rules; no talking bad about yourself. Does some little girl need a time out?
  • Me: *Blushing, still standing in the too-small dress* No, daddy. I'm sorry.
  • Daddy: *Kisses my forehead* Now get changed, we'll go somewhere else to look.

promise I’ll never let you down ❤

the signs according to ME, based on what I've absorbed from tumblr even though I don't pay attention to 75% of the zodiac and might not be able to even name them all from memory
  • taurus: the impression I get is they're similar to aries in that they’re angry and stubborn? but the difference is that while aries will clock you in the jaw, taurus will hold a grudge for the rest of your born days. your born days, not theirs, because they’re going to outlive you out of spite
  • gemini: is what I think comes next? anyway apparently geminis are very social and bubbly and they're people persons (people people?), but also they’re supposed to be all two-faced and gossipy, because twins. which is very mean to say about twins.
  • cancer: no offense to anyone who is a cancer, but my Least Favorite Human that I've ever met is a cancer, so my perception is tainted. cancers cry a lot. all the time. about everything.
  • leo: you know, I honestly don't know what is associated with leo, besides... lion. so therefore, leos are brave. you might belong in august, where dwell the brave of heart. their daring, nerve, and chivalry set leos apart. congrats you're gryffindor now
  • virgo: or is it libra comes first? I think it's virgo. um, anyway, virgo is my moon sign. I respect virgo. the general sense I get is that they're very... anal and particular and organized? their lists are color-coded and have subheadings?
  • libra: or possibly virgo, depending on whether or not I switched the order. BUT YEAH SO, LIBRA, SCALES. ALL ABOUT THAT FAIRNESS AND JUSTICE. common room is next to the kitchen.
  • scorpio: uuuuuuuGHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO FED UPPPPPPP I am a scorpio but I don't WANNA BE a scorpio I'm so TIRED of everything being nothing but femme fatale tropes and byronic hero nonsense I'M NOT MYSTERIOUS!!! are people even mysterious in real life? also please stop talking about how sexually charged and passionate I am. please don't do this. you're making this uncomfortable for everyone and I wanna exchange my sign for something else
  • sagittarius: the sense I get is that sagittarius is best personified by a weird kid at summer camp who hardcore believes in aliens and whose knees are full of band-aids
  • capricorn: does capricorn come next? I don't honestly even know. I don't know anything about capricorns. they're represented by a goat though, so that automatically makes them better than every other sign. A MERMAID GOAT, NO LESS. listen, idk what capricorns are like, but I'm trading my star sign. I WANNA BE A MERMAID GOAT. I WANNA BE A MERMAID GOAT MORE THAN ANYTHING.
  • aquarius: the only thing I know about aquarius is that song in Hair
  • pisces: fish. has lots of emotions, but is pretty chill and creative? bunks with sagittarius at summer camp, but personally prefers cryptids to aliens
RWBY Musical Theatre AU

This idea has been bouncing around in my head for a while and while I don’t feel like writing a fic about it I’m just going to dump out my ideas:

-Ruby is in charge of building sets and/or props. Yang keeps trying to get her to audition for the cast but she’s shy and also happier backstage where she gets to build things. She’s also on crew. She prides herself on being the only one she knows who can rap “Guns and Ships”.

-Blake is definitely the stage manager who is done with everyone’s shit. The only cast members she likes are Yang and Pyrrha. Yang brings her coffee every day and Pyrrha’s too nice to hate but other than that she’s a massive pile of salt. (This is true of most SMs. The last show I called half our conversations between cues were just *deep sigh* “Actors”)

-Weiss is the prima donna who nobody really likes because she’s a snob, but they tolerate her because she’s a fantastic leading lady. Super high strung and stressed out and everybody wishes she would just chill it’s just a high school production please Weiss calm down.

-Pyrrha is a supporting character/Weiss’ understudy? in the cast, and she’s totally the cast Mom. Like the one who brings in Timbits on weekend rehearsals and enough tea to fill an ocean during show week so that no-one gets sick

-Yang is an ensemble member who sometimes gets bigger parts, usually comic relief stuff. She’s always super up-beat, and that one person who goes around talking about how she feels like the whole cast is one big family and it’s super cheesy but people love her anyway. She’s also a fantastic dancer.

-I feel like Ren is the choreographer just because of that one chibi episode. He’s a bit of a slave driver but everyone knows he’s damn good at his job (they’re all so screwed when he graduates)

-Nora…honestly I’m not sure what Nora would do. Makeup? Costumes? She mostly got involved ‘cause Ren was involved and those two are inseparable in any AU

- Jaune walked into auditions by accident and somehow landed the lead he doesn’t know what he’s doing and Pyrrha might be brainstorming ways to take out Weiss so she can stage-kiss Jaune and he’s so confused send this poor boy help.

Anyways listen I will talk about rwby theatre kids until I die so if you wanna know more (or even if you don’t idc) hit me up

anonymous asked:

hey adzie, do you have any advice for someone who isn't happy with their body?

i’m not really in the position right now to answer this - i’ve struggling with body image and things related to it right now so I’m really sorry but I’m not sure what to advise as I’m a little clueless with it too. Wishing you all the best regardless x

Listen… there is sosmething about sana and her season that just??? Fills me with much more confidence? Like her, being a Muslim girl in such a hateful world and not taking crap for it, is,,,so wonderful!!! And despite her in her season struggling with feeling alone and disconnected from the girl squad, she continues to have confidence and be her sassy self and fight the world even tho it’s hard. I just really love sana and I know she’s struggling and I just want the Even and Isak to be there with her and help her and for the girl squad to recognize her feelings I’m JSUT so ugh

the-winged-wolf-bran-stark  asked:

So since you're going through his other works... how does GRRM do endings? Like, what do you expect from ASOIAF's overall ending based on how he ends other works in terms of tone and such? And, well, is he good at them? I know some authors are said to be iffy at endings (I usually see this directed at Stephen King, though I don't know if it's true and ymmv).

GRRM’s endings are like sitting in a blackened room, and someone suddenly strikes a match. It’s such a tiny light, but amidst all that blackness, it’s precious. Which is to say, his endings are dark, my friend

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

To me the 'blue eyes means you killed an innocent' always felt like the writers were like 'oh shit. the fans came up with a really good theory about the eye color but we don't wanna give them credit so we need to do something different' while at the same time piling even more shit and hurt onto Derek. 'Cause Derek mercy killing his gf and her blood was the reason Jennifer was able to live and do her sacrifices, essentially putting the blame on him for it was fucked up.

I think you’re right, and this is something JD has outright admitted to doing in other contexts. (I wish I’d saved a screenshot of it, but there was an interview where he talked about pairing Chris and Melissa, despite people have been shipping Melissa and John for years, and his response was basically “well, that was the expected thing, but I figure you always have a choice. Do the expected thing or the unexpected thing. Isn’t it more interesting to do something different?”) He hates doing what’s expected (even if it’s the thing that makes the most sense) and seems to in many cases prize shock value above character development or, really, his arc making sense.

So if he got wind of fandom at large assuming eye color had to do with genetics, he would have probably felt the need to do something else.

And… yeah, I am right there with you anon, the show takes every possible opportunity to beat Derek down a little further; basically every character arc and plot point he has is another punch in the gut, another tragedy. 3A alone gave us two beta deaths (when it turned out the Alpha pack didn’t even actually want him after all, what the hell??) a sister returning and nearly dying, Derek being wounded so badly in an Alpha battle that his whole pack thinks he died from it, another woman using, lying to, and betraying him, the loss of his Alpha powers, and also the introduction of Paige as a past tragedy and the fact that her death (Derek mercy killing her) was the whole reason any of this was happening at all?? That’s a hell of a lot of grief for twelve episodes.

cubanbisexuallance  asked:

Can y'all stop trying to teach a Cuban how to speak Cuban Spanish, you're all stupid and don't know what you're talking about and probably have taken elementary Mexican/Castilian Spanish in high school and never bothered googling anything about Cuba, go sit the fuck down Karen

thank you, honestly like english isn’t even spoken the exact same within one (1) country why the fuck would spanish be spoken EXACTLY THE SAME IN LIKE 20 COUNTRIES smh 

anonymous asked:

no offense but isnt it kind of selfish to be in a relationship with someone if you're not attracted to them? if they're attracted to you and you're not attracted to them bc you're aro ace and you just wanna be in a relationship it's kinda shitty it's just gonna make them feel like shit lmao and the relationship will suck bc you don't reciprocate

wow anon wow

1) “ if they’re attracted to you“ I mean this is not even a given? But okay?

2) so do you assume we lie to our partners or do you assume our partners can’t make their own decisions and that you get to decide how they feel and what they want for them, or what?

Like look anon this is not your relationships we’re talking about. Attraction I experience is not romantic or sexual and people I’m close with are aware of that. Like it’s really shitty you assume I and other aro aces can bring nothing of worth into a committed relationship (if we want those) and that a relationship with us must “suck”

Putting “no offense” in front of this bullshit does not make it any less offensive and the “lmao” isn’t helping either

anonymous asked:

You cant be racist towards shite people??? You delusional scumbag. Get a fucking grip. You are 16, you dont know shit

A single tear rolls down my chocolate skin. This is it. I’ve been defeated. All 16 years of my life have been compiled into what? I don’t even know what 2+2 is. I cant form simple sentences. I can’t even think my own thoughts as I, a person of 16, must live vicariously through other people. My mother, a race scholar who taught me everything I should – but don't– know would be so disappointed in me if she knew how stupid and how much of a “scumbag” I truly am. You are right. You can be racist towards “shite” people

Oh wait, I’m totally fucking with you.

1) How fucking dare you pick on a 16 year old, I am literally a minor. How old are you, huh? You wanna talk about getting a grip? You’re (presumably) a white adult who’s picking on a 16 YEAR OLD. How about you get a fucking grip

2) If you pulled your white supremacist head out of your flat ass for literally 5 seconds and READ what I fucking wrote, you would know exactly what I meant when I said it. Instead, you’re so fucking stuck in your world of convincing yourself that your oppressed based on the color of your skin that you feel the need to come and pick on a minor. You can’t be racist towards white people because racism is based on a system of oppression. YOU CAN BE PREJUDICED TOWARDS WHITE PEOPLE. YOU CAN DISCRIMINATE AGAINST WHITE PEOPLE, and I never said you couldnt, but you got so fucking butt hurt that you never took a second to consider what I said.

3) How fucking dare you come onto my blog and expect to get away with this bullshit on anon. Bitch you have no idea who I am and for you to come here and pull this anonymous name calling bullshit to a minor is so fucking immature. Grow some balls.

Now go crawl back in your little hole and fuck yourself

Sincerely, Kye

anonymous asked:

Oliver Queen. You have failed Star City.

Uh—no. I haven’t. The Queen Foundation has donated millions of dollars to improving the city’s resources for lower income neighborhoods and families as well as improving the public schools across the entire city. Queen Industries has taken on projects to improve infrastructure, like building the monorail that goes around the entire city as well as building major skyscrapers in the downtown area, creating jobs and helping boost the economy. I, myself, have been raising money for The Trevor Project, The Girls and Boys clubs in the city, as well as working to improve the homeless shelters we already have and increase the number of homeless shelters and soup kitchens across the city. So, no—I haven’t failed this city. I’m just getting started rebuilding it.

i knew that wasn’t gonna be a fun conversation!!!