i don't even touch myself

The only difference between Yuuri and I is that I have the flexibility of someone 5 hours into rigor mortis

The thing that is fucking me up the most is the simple fact that Harry Styles is a fucking legend. The lads a fucking legend. Among the fucking mess and anarchy that is 21st century pop-culture, the boy has managed to make himself iconic before he’s even dropped a single. He’s managed to make himself relevant and raw and real. Fucking incredible. Never seen anything like it in my time, will probably never see it again. I’m so ready for everything he’s got to offer. Legend.

It’s honestly astonishing to me how many of my friends I’ve smooched, especially consider how fucking demi-a I am

At least 9 at this point, probably more that I’ve just forgotten

Friends make up at least 50% of the people I’ve smooched in my life

Because at the end of the day it’s like??? If I trust they won’t proposition me for anything more than a kiss and just generally aren’t a creep, I’ll kiss anybody. I’ll kiss my friends, your friends, your dogs, you, whoever

I’m very easy when it comes to friend kissing