i don't even need to explain this do i

  • Sakura: Sarada, how was school today?
  • Sarada: Terrible. Inojin, that idiot, tried to kiss me. I kicked him between the legs for that.
  • Ino: Oh you shouldn't have sweetie, he's gonna need those parts later.
  • Sarada: Aunt Ino, you are here? (turns and notices her mom slipping a bill under the table) What are you guys doing?
  • Sakura: Just drinking tea and gossiping, we haven't chatted in a while-
  • Sarada: No, I mean, the thing you did under the table... Mama, are you betting on my lovelife again?
  • Sakura: Honey, let me explain...
  • Ino: Don't blame us, sweetie, your mama trained under the greatest gambler after all.
  • Sarada: Urgh, I can't believe you, mama! I'm going to train with papa this evening because at least he doesn't gamble on my life choices.
  • -same time, different location-
  • Naruto: Soo... Boruto said Sarada let him borrow her notes today. Pay up, moron.
  • Sasuke: Tch, that son of a bitch.
  • Naruto: Sasuke, language!
  • Sasuke: Sorry.
  • Naruto: ... (waiting for his money)
  • Sasuke: (whispers) That son of an idiot.
  • Naruto: ... Okay I heard that!
The "I know I have other things to write but these seem so cool/weird/etc" sentence prompt meme

Because I’m absolute shit and have a habit of coming up with sentence prompts instead of writing stuff I should be working on, I present this list of sentence prompt memes.

Send me a few of these and I’ll write a drabble based off of it, naturally it’ll be a reader insert. Be sure to include which character you’d like.

You can even use them as rp starters/fanfic/whatever.

1) “I’m like 85% sure that’s illegal but sure I’ll help you.”
2) “Don’t wake me up unless there’s a fire and even then don’t.”
3) “I don’t want to talk about them, they give me a headache, and they’re dumb.”
4) “So is that a no on the burning down the place?”
5) “Ok, I may or may not have started an occult.”
6) “Alright but you gotta promise you’re not gonna be mad if I tell you what happened.”
7) “Explain to me what exactly possessed you into thinking this was a good idea?”
8) “Just for that I’m gonna have to remember to kick your ass twice as hard.”
9) “It’s 3 in the morning, why is it always 3 in the morning when you call me?!”
10) “You meme loving fuck.”
11) “You say that like it’s supposed to be offensive.”
12) “Wanna know how many fucks I give? Negative six, you owe ME fucks to give.”
13) “I don’t see the problem…what…oooh you’re talking about the fires.”
14) “I love you but if you play that song one more time I will strangle you.”
15) “Those dead bodies were here before I even got here…well like half of them but that’s details.”
16) “So the apocalypse started and I may have had a hand in starting it, so um sorry?”
17) “If you get arrested I’ll bail you out…pfft let’s be real I’ll probably be in the holding cell with you.”
18) “How the actual hell did you manage to cause this much trouble in 5 minutes?!”
19) “Why is there someone tied up in the backseat of my car?”
20) “This is why you read contracts before you sign them!”
21) “Uh, there’s someone that’s shitfaced at the door and they say they know you, is it cool if I let them in?”
22) “They say this place is haunted…but I think that’s bullshit.”
23) “The amount of alcohol I’d need to drink to make me forget about this would literally kill me.”
24) “Your daddy issues are a real turn off.”
25) “I’m gonna punch you in the mouth…with my mouth…gently…several times….”

[I’ll add more as time goes on, feel free to add some!]

anonymous asked:

I remember crazy lady during holiday who came up to service while I was working it Complaining we needed more cashiers. Please note we had all but maybe 2-3 register open? I explained we have everyone up here, she got even more mad. 'I see people on the floor you cant make them come up!' Had explain no I cant. We need someone in electronics to get games, I need a guy to bring items up. I need someone to help people on floor if they need it. Dont shop so close to Christmas if you don't like lines

We have people do that daily. I tell the. Please call our corporate office and tell them we’re understaffed. I literally can not open more registers because everyone that is trained is open. My company wants to save money by being short staffed. It’s not us. Please yell at them and not at us.

-Rodney

anonymous asked:

Question on human vs. Angaran diet. We know humans don't like nutrient paste and Angarans dislike pie. I recall some speculation that Angarans don't eat meat, which maybe explains why Jaal took apart a rodent without gagging. W/o meat eating, less need to detect unusual animal smells (= maybe meat that went bad). So the experience of savory flavors might be very different or even absent. All this is to ask, what do you think Jaal tastes when... engaging in intergalactic diplomacy? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“Intergalactic diplomacy.” lmao. I love it.

Getting to the important question first - I’ll share a little snippet from the fic I’m working on:

She tasted better than he could have imagined - not dissimilar to tavjaare, a fruit native to Havarl. The appropriateness of that comparison was not lost on him. He had many fond memories of eating them fresh from the vine, sun-warmed juices running down his chin despite all his efforts to capture them with his lips. The thought that he might soon have Ryder doing the same sent a pleasurable shiver down his spine.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

So I kind of got around this question in my writing by having him compare it to a fruit I made up. I do think that the angaran sense of taste probably does enjoy flavors that we generally do not - sour, bitter, pungent, etc. (more on that later). Now… as a lady who likes ladies, I don’t dislike that, um, particular flavor, but I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea. Given that it’s pretty clear that the angara have a very different sense of taste, however, I’ve decided that as far as he’s concerned, it’s a very pleasing flavor. His taste receptors respond to it in a way that’s not dissimilar to how we react to sweetness. 

I leave whether or not they are herbivores entirely up to headcanon. Given that Jaal eats a lot of the same food the rest of the crew does (he talks about how human food tastes, he has eaten more than one meal prepared by Drack, etc.) and he’s on a ship full of omnivores, I’m less inclined to headcanon him as such… but to each his own. Personally, I see Jaal and Ryder’s differing attitudes about dissection as being more cultural than anything else. Logically speaking, it doesn’t make much sense that we (humans) regularly butcher animals for consumption, yet find it ghoulish to study the remains of an animal that died of natural causes in order to better understand their physiology. I’ve had to do dissections before and while I didn’t find the process pleasant, it wasn’t as though gagging was an inherent part of the task. (And I say that as someone with an annoyingly sensitive gag reflex.)

Now, to ramble a bit about angaran taste because I can - I haven’t had a chance to scour everything in the game to look for details, but the things I know so far:

  • They are immune to capsaicin (the substance that makes spicy food hot), which is probably one reason why they think human food is kind of bland. It’s incredibly likely that they simply never developed a means of detecting it, as capsaicin isn’t tasted so much as experienced through pain receptors. I have heard that people who lack sensitivity to capsaicin just find it sort of bitter on the tongue, though that’s most likely because they are tasting a base flavor that others cannot detect over the heat. Jaal would likely be able to chow down on the hottest of hot peppers and equate it to tasting like a slightly-off apple or bell pepper (assuming he’s had those before and can compare). Capsaicin is also present in smaller amounts in foods like cinnamon, cilantro, oregano, etc. so those would also probably taste a bit different to him. It is unclear if he’s also unaffected by piperine (the source of black pepper’s spiciness) - but chances are, he still finds it fairly bland, as it’s a common ingredient in human food. 

[Note: this fact will make my Ryder cry a bit on the inside, as her love of spicy food cannot be shared. She will be very disappointed when she makes him eat something exceptionally spicy as payback for calling their food bland, only for him to have zero reaction to the heat level.]

  • By contrast, angara appear to find methyl anthranilate very irritating, causing a burning sensation in the mouth. Methyl anthanilate is a flavoring used in candy, soda, chewing gum, etc. It’s mostly associated with artificial grape flavor, as it’s a naturally occurring compound in concord grapes and other related hybrids. It’s also used in modern perfume-making (so Ryder might want to check the ingredients on any perfume/soap/etc. that they wear before he puts his mouth and/or tongue on their skin. Though if they do have trace amounts of methyl anthranilate on their body, it probably would only cause a minor “spicy” sensation for Jaal). Other foods to look out for would be lemons, oranges, and strawberries. It’s up to headcanon to determine how sensitive he is to these foods. He may find the burning sensation intriguing at low doses (similar to humans and capsaicin) or he may find it completely unbearable. I’d stay away from grape candy or soda, however. That appears to be a solid “no” for Jaal. It will make his mouth and tongue burn.
  • They are completely capable of eating human food, so thankfully they don’t have to overcome the same hurdles as quarians and turians when it comes to living and working among humans. 
  • Jaal’s other mothers were not impressed with the pie Sahuna tried to make in an attempt to practice cooking for Ryder. I took this simply as confirmation that Jaal isn’t alone in thinking human food is bland. It’s a reflection of their differing sense of taste rather than mere personal preference.

So what flavors do angara like? I haven’t seen much in the game to confirm anything, but considering they can’t truly experience some of our strongest spices and think our food is generally bland, it makes me suspect that they like their food with some very strong flavors. And since Peebee said it tasted gross, those may be some strong flavors that aren’t really considered all that pleasurable to our palette. I’m thinking bitter and sour primarily, as those are flavors we generally only really like in small doses. He may enjoy things like very strong, unsweetened, plain espresso, bitter greens like kale, or very vinegary foods. It’s also quite possible that there is some compound that the angara use in their food that humans have no receptors for, making us immune in the same way they are to capsaicin. 

depersonalization

if i can’t even explain to myself why when i walk into certain rooms/ hear something unusual/ or take an extra breath that suddenly my heart is racing, i no longer believe in myself, humanity, or existence, and my hand shake for the next two hours, how the fucking hell am i supposed to tell a doctor. 

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anonymous asked:

How do we know that Richonne is getting sexy in the van? I can't tell. Having them get intimate in a van adds a level of sexiness that I can't even explain. Rick is so freaking hungry for her that he is not wasting any time getting our queen into position. I will never be tired of them. I don't want to work so hard to view the details so I'm going to need more light. There has got to be a reason for the low light love scenes.

The metal walls, and you can see a seat/seatbelt just behind them. But yes, the urgency of doing it right there in their van is so damn sexy. Let’s do it right here, because fuck waiting ‘til we get home. Whew. 

Also, I agree, one of these scenes better have some good lighting. (The one in the school looks pretty good.) I’m okay with the darkness here if it means naked thrusting without any sheets to cover anything up. But all the sex best not be looking like this, lol.

I'm an entj
  • Te: People will follow me because I "look like I know what I'm doing" even when I straight up explain to them that I do not
  • Ni: But even when I know I don't know something I still basically think I know anyway
  • Se: Everything is too loud and I have too many nerve endings and I'm annoyed that my body needs this much sleep like I got shit to do c'mon
  • Fi: I can only love like two or three things but once I do I'm in it for life no holds barred hope you like me crying over appetizers because of my boundless devotion because that's happening

thefandomismad  asked:

Could you do mad facial expressions quick doodle or just expressing in general because I'm struggling so hard to do them and yours looks so good but obviously if your working on something else you don't gotta!

I totally dont mind at all sweetie :D anything to help.

Now expressions,especially angry facial expressions are something I’ve been only playing with for a little bit ;v; So I can try to help you out ;v; I’ll do some screenshots down below to show you, if you need a video to explain it, I’ll totally do that too :D

Okay so most of the inspiration I get from for these expressions are from animes and some western cartoons. I take detail such as face wrinkles from the eyes and mouth from animes like this:

Originally posted by shinsekai-no-kami

And yes even though in some animes smaller pupils are shown I’ve seen alot more of them in western cartoons: 

Originally posted by vhsripstevenuniversescreencaps

((steven universe being one of my main sources))

Now. The human face in real life is rather expressive when angered. So that’s something you dont want to stray away from or be scared to take a stab at. 

Since I draw WildCat upset alot of the times we’ll use him

First you start with the way you position your character and display possible body language. Honestly that really helps set the mood the character is upset or angry

Next are eye placement. This is the first place people will go when they see an upset character. Dont be afraid to make the pupils smaller, gives off a colder, sharper stare. And the wrinkles and bags shows the character to be more irritated or tired. Honestly the darker and shaded the wrinkles look the more menacing the character is. Eyebrows is another way! And again dont be scared to add the necessary detail of wrinkles or EXPRESSION LINES :D

Crinkling of the nose is also a good added bonus! :)

Now the last but most important thing that will help you along the way is the mouth, its just as important as how the eyes appear. The mouth is what expresses whether they’re shouting/screaming, or holding it in and biting their tongue. I love making the mouths large and exaggerated while defining the lips and expression lines. It’s what sells the look that the character is upset. Play around with the expression lines, show the teeth and tongue. If you want to make them look angry dont be scare to express that anger. That’s what I do.

Sorry if you didnt want a full tutorial like this I just thought it would be better ;;w;; Again I can make a video of it and actually show myself drawing it ;v; Just let me know. ;o; Good luck bby you got this :D

anonymous asked:

Do you mind explaining that not a competition stuff? I had family issues December 2015 so I don't remember the task around if.

It’s basically what“big blogs” say whenever people get mad about Louis having it worse than Harry. With their need to control and manipulate, they always say “It’s not a competition!!! they love each other!! Louis would want Harry to be great and would hate you for being like this!”

Not even caring that all “like this” is is us wanting things to be great for Louis, as well.

anonymous asked:

Lmfao yeah sure Jace was the 'safe' one to crush on and you just discount Alec's feelings. Alec checked out so many guys asses in season 1 alone, he could've crushed on anyone and it would've been 'safe'. I don't ship Jalec in the least but I would never discredit Alec's feelings. If you do that, you discredit Malec.

Hello, anon, you so called non-Jalec-shipper, you. You came in hot and ugly. But I’m going to ignore that and just explain some things you seem to be struggling with.

First, I certainly do not invalidate Alec’s feelings. What he felt for Jace, even though he was never in love with him, was important. It was certainly something that allowed him to cope with who and what he was. He needed that to survive, of course I don’t take that lightly.

Secondly, I think you’re mistaking the use of the word safe in this instance. I mean safe as in he knew he could never act on what he felt. Even outside of shadowhunters being raised in a homophobic society, he knew that not only is romantic love between parabatai forbidden, but also that Jace only ever loved him as a brother. He also knew that Jace is straight. This meant he could project all his feelings onto Jace and have a crush on him, think he might be in love with him, while knowing he wouldn’t ever have to confront or act on these feelings. That’s what makes Jace the safe choice.

But Alec doesn’t know what falling in love really feels like until Magnus. It’s with Magnus that he’s brave enough to really accept his own sexuality. Magnus makes him realize he can have this, have love, be with someone who loves him back. “I always knew I couldn’t have what I wanted. Until you came along.” Alec himself says this. And Matt has said that “It’s not until he meets Magnus that he sort of starts to figure out what exactly it is to love someone”. What he felt for Jace was important to him, but it isn’t at all what he feels for Magnus. He’s in love with Magnus. He was not in love with Jace.

anonymous asked:

I need help. How do you show a character pining for another? I want to show this one character pining but I don't know how :(. I love your writing by the way!

Hi there!! Thanks for the compliments!

Showing a character pining after another is best done over time. A lot of little clues add up to pining, whereas if you try to explain it all at once it can end up feeling inauthentic because you’ve ‘told’ rather than ‘shown’ the reader, or, even worse, they could come across as stalker-ish instead of sweetly infatuated.

  • Show the pining character looking at the other when they think no one’s noticed.
  • Have them bring the character up in situations where it’s not strictly necessary just because they’re always thinking of them.

  • Show them doing really sweet things/going out of their way for the person they’re pining over. Depending on the characters/their dynamic, this can work particularly well if they hide the fact that it was them who did the good deeds because they don’t care about the bragging rights, they just want the other character to be happy no matter what. 

  • Have them get flustered when someone brings up the other person, stumbling over their words/struggling to articulate why they’re so protective of them when they’re definitely not in love what that’s ridiculous why would you say that?!?!

  • Depending on which POV you’re writing from, you can explicitly talk about it in the inner monologue, or it can work well if you have one character as the confidant - someone who knows the extent of the crush and whom the pining character can vent all of their frustrations to.
Go through the ‘pining’ tag on Ao3 and check out works from your ships/fandoms, pick out which scenes and actions show you that the character is pining and think about how they could transfer to your characters.
I hope this helps!! Good luck with your writing <3
I pictured myself falling into your arms and I felt better somehow. Even though I might never be able to do it again, the thought of you catching me gives me a feeling of security that I can’t explain. For someone that shuts down periodically, it’s a really comforting thought.
—  Miles between us

anonymous asked:

Hey! So I'm 24 and still a virgin. I'm not at all ashamed or anything but I do want to lose it soon. I'm nervous though because I don't even know where I would start with a guy if I was in that position... how do you explain to someone that you're 24 and haven't even tongue kissed?

You’re just putting unnecessary pressure on yourself! Don’t think about it too much because there’s really nothing you can change by thinking about it. Being inexperienced isn’t something embarrassing or something that your sexual partner should shame you for (and if they do, you don’t need them in your life), so there’s really no reason to worry :)

anonymous asked:

wait i don't understand how people want to skip part 6 (leaving 5 out of it even if it's my fav part) and go straight to 7? because how do you explain what's going on in part 7 and why there's old characters that are a little different without knowing how part 6 ended?? i feel like, at least in this case, you have to read part 6 before 7 or 8... otherwise it would be confusing right?

I think it’s this sort of mentality that kind of assumes that, like, everybody watching the anime has already read the manga, or that everybody needs to read the manga, and so that they should only bother covering the best parts.

Which, I mean, maybe with some adaptations that exist to promote a franchise, yeah, that’ll happen, where there’s gaps in the plot or it cuts off, like, halfway through the story.

But, y’know, it’s David ‘Replicate Every Panel and Pose’ Production, I don’t think that’s really the point of the anime, y’know.

Something like that, anyway.

Urgent Starter Sentences
  • "You could have died!"
  • "Are you insane?"
  • "RUN!"
  • "Get out of the way!"
  • "NOT NOW!"
  • "A little bit of HUSH, please!"
  • "Yeah? Well I'm trying to stop us from blowing up so SHUT. UP!"
  • "Are you honestly that thick?"
  • "Look at me. I promise, I'll get you out of here."
  • "You're safe with me."
  • "I'll look after you."
  • "What's that?!"
  • "What are you doing?"
  • "Do you want to be crushed, or do you want to move?"
  • "Don't speak. Don't even breathe. Be quiet."
  • "Did you hear that?"
  • "What was that?"
  • "What's going on?"
  • "THIS IS INSANE!"
  • "WE NEED A DOCTOR OVER HERE!"
  • "I'm sorry... am I meant to recognise you?"
  • "Give me your hand, and jump."
  • "Just trust me. Just this once, for just one minute of your life, just trust me."
  • "There's no time to explain!"
  • "HELP!"
  • "AHHHHHHH!"
  • "I can't breathe."
  • "Is that... normal?"
  • "That doesn't usually happen."
  • Lord Dramath: This holocron is the key to killing my kid.
  • Me: How does it work?
  • Dramath: Magic.
  • Bioware: Maaaaagic!
  • Me: Huh. Ok, I guess I'll see what it does when I use it.
  • (Me, using the holocron): What is it doing? Use light side? Dark side? What is this crap?
  • (Valkorion, smashing the holocron into tiny pieces): Bwahhahhahahha! It doesn't work!
  • Me: Well what the fuck even now?
  • Bioware: Pssst. Hey! Use the magic words?
  • Me: What??
  • (Me, being forced to say Vaylin's keyphrase): Kneel before the Dragon of Zakuul!
  • Valkorion: Wha wha whaaaaat? How it working on meeeee?!!
  • Me: I don't fucking know.
  • (Me, Arcann, Senya, and Vaylin using purple shit on Valky): How...what?! What is happening right now? I'm not even a Jedi.
  • (Valkorion, dying): FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  • (Me, waking up): So...what exactly did that holocron even do?
  • Bioware: Shhhh focus on the big picture! You just defeated Valkorion forever!
  • Me: But what exactly was the point of that holocr-
  • Bioware: Don't worry about it!
  • Me: But I don't und-
  • Bioware: CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU'RE THE WINNER!!!
  • Arcann: Good job.
  • Me: Does anybody understand what just happened?
  • Senya: Good job. Take the throne.
  • Me: No wait! Please, somebody just explain why they added that holocron to the plo-
  • Bioware: GOOD JOB YOU WON THE GALAXY 🌟☄️💥⭐️⚡️🌙✨☀️💫💫💫🌈🌈🐳🐟🐙🐻🐷🐷🐽🙈🐵👠👕👚 HAVE AN EMPIRE OR SOMETHING!!
HxH Sexuality HeadCannons

Kurapika: Asexual. Kurapika meets many fine looking ladies and gents throughout the series but never so much as gives a second look. If he has any interest he does a good job of hiding it.

Leorio: Heterosexual. I apologize to all the LeorioxKurapika lovers, but Leorio is very obvious and open about his attraction to the ladies. Checkout Exam Arc, third phase.

Gon: Pansexual. This one is a tough call. Gon is certainly attracted to ladies based upon all the dates he’s been on and the fact that he enjoys them. However, with Gon’s fun loving personality, I wonder if gender has any significance to him at all; he’d be more of the person to love for personality.

Killua: Homosexual. Killua never shows any interest in girls. When he meets Bisky and thinks they’re the same age, he just thinks she’s annoying, and the same goes for Palm. However, Gon can always make Killua blush. 

Hisoka: Pansexual. Do I even need to explain this one? Considering all his creepy lip lickings Hisoka would probably have sex with a chimera ant.

  • friend: do you believe in kaㅡ
  • you: *slams fist on the table* OF COURSE I DO THEY'RE REAL I GOT RECEIPTS AND I CAN WRITE YOU A BOOK ABOUT KAISOO FROM PRE-DEBUT TO PRESENT CAN'T YOU SEE THE WAY THEY STARE AT EACH OTHER IT'S SO DEEP AND GENUINE THEY DON'T EVEN NEED TO WEAR COUPLE CLOTHES OR ITEMS TO PROVE THE WORLD LIKE OH MY GOD I CANNOT EVEN EXPLAIN IT MAN I KNOW I'M GETTING EMOTIONAL BUT I JUST LOVE MY PRECIOUS OTP
  • friend: ㅡrma