i don't even make au meme's

“You’re probably hungry, so please accept this peace offering!”

He wants me to eat that thing?

Okay so, this is a Shance au based heavily on an anime I saw in like 2013 called gargantia on the verdurous planet.

Basically: Shiro has been in space his entire life preparing to fight in a war that’s purpose is to save the human race 

But during a battle gone wrong. Shiro and his ship (aka: black lion in mecha form lol) get thrown way off from the objective and become suspended in space, to save the pilots life Shiro falls into a period of cryo stastis and when he wakes up he finds himself on earth. A planet heard of only in legends, and (supposedly) where the humans first originated from.

Earth is now almost completely covered by water, and all the humans (including Lance Keith Hunk Pidge Coran Allura Alfor Shay ect.) live on big floating man made islands.

Now Shiro has to find a purpose for himself, something he’s never even imagined doing, while also adjusting to a peaceful life after years of war and hardships and barely anything enjoyable, luckily he meets a very kind person (ya boy LANCE) who’s more than willing to help him adjust. 

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The "I know I have other things to write but these seem so cool/weird/etc" sentence prompt meme

Because I’m absolute shit and have a habit of coming up with sentence prompts instead of writing stuff I should be working on, I present this list of sentence prompt memes.

Send me a few of these and I’ll write a drabble based off of it, naturally it’ll be a reader insert. Be sure to include which character you’d like.

You can even use them as rp starters/fanfic/whatever.

1) “I’m like 85% sure that’s illegal but sure I’ll help you.”
2) “Don’t wake me up unless there’s a fire and even then don’t.”
3) “I don’t want to talk about them, they give me a headache, and they’re dumb.”
4) “So is that a no on the burning down the place?”
5) “Ok, I may or may not have started an occult.”
6) “Alright but you gotta promise you’re not gonna be mad if I tell you what happened.”
7) “Explain to me what exactly possessed you into thinking this was a good idea?”
8) “Just for that I’m gonna have to remember to kick your ass twice as hard.”
9) “It’s 3 in the morning, why is it always 3 in the morning when you call me?!”
10) “You meme loving fuck.”
11) “You say that like it’s supposed to be offensive.”
12) “Wanna know how many fucks I give? Negative six, you owe ME fucks to give.”
13) “I don’t see the problem…what…oooh you’re talking about the fires.”
14) “I love you but if you play that song one more time I will strangle you.”
15) “Those dead bodies were here before I even got here…well like half of them but that’s details.”
16) “So the apocalypse started and I may have had a hand in starting it, so um sorry?”
17) “If you get arrested I’ll bail you out…pfft let’s be real I’ll probably be in the holding cell with you.”
18) “How the actual hell did you manage to cause this much trouble in 5 minutes?!”
19) “Why is there someone tied up in the backseat of my car?”
20) “This is why you read contracts before you sign them!”
21) “Uh, there’s someone that’s shitfaced at the door and they say they know you, is it cool if I let them in?”
22) “They say this place is haunted…but I think that’s bullshit.”
23) “The amount of alcohol I’d need to drink to make me forget about this would literally kill me.”
24) “Your daddy issues are a real turn off.”
25) “I’m gonna punch you in the mouth…with my mouth…gently…several times….”

[I’ll add more as time goes on, feel free to add some!]

I mean, how can Star Wars even compete?

The Shooting AKA Dear Warren
I don't even know anymore...
The Shooting AKA Dear Warren

I don’t know if this has been done before… I would assume it has but you never know.

Honestly I was going to make this super sad and longer but I love Kepler WAY too much I just know the creators will probably break my heart concerning him so I don’t need to do that to myself. So have some dark humor.

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“still writing about that vigilante in a red cape?”
“he has a name, clark.”
“oh so you are on a first name basis with him?”
“no. but i’ve been calling him superman.”

anonymous asked:

First impression : " wow u sure this person made the serial killer David au? Their blog isn't nearly as edgy as I expected " impression now : older (somewhat) mentor who I'm not sure if I have a crush on or not? But helps me feel safe and protected. Like a camp counselor or somethin.

yea admittedly.. my blog and content in general isn’t. very edgy, that ain’t wrong. i mostly draw. kids holding hands and stuff, things that are lighter and make me happy. if i draw more violent content that’s like 90% vent art material.
OTHER THAN THAT THOUGH gosh, thank you!! you’re so kind, and i’m so-so-so glad my online presence would make you feel safer! bud, someone gives you trouble, you give me a name and i’ll beat em up. it will happen. do not hesitate, i won’t.

lalikaa  asked:

ok so!! Rebecca/Havoc, mafia au ;D

“So,” Havoc muttered, tipping the rival leader’s chin up to look into his eyes. “You’re the one who’s been causing a ruckus down in my turf? I never figured someone as cute as you would be making a mess of my men.”

Rebecca scoffed and pushed his hand away. “And I never thought a man as put together-looking as you would be as sloppy as you are. Why, I didn’t even know it belonged to you until you said something just now.”

“Well,” he chuckled, flicking his finger across the tip of her nose. “There’s a lot about me you don’t know. Care to learn more, princess?”

runespoor7  asked:

The "would you serve an evil ruler" line in Lachesis' dialogue makes me wonder, for the AU meme... Lachesis/Micaiah?

Lachesis was quite surprised when the strange girl that Sigurd had taken out of Verdane spoke. “No, my Lady Lachesis is right. We can’t let King Shagall continues the way he has, harming the people and causing wanton destruction. And if we don’t act now, I fear for your brother’s life.”

Micaiah’s golden eyes on her were intense and sad. She was such an odd girl, quiet yet implacable. Even though she had followed Sigurd, claiming foresight from the gods destined her to accompany him, she seldom frequented the Grandvelian knights, preferring the company of the young thief and now Lachesis herself, who didn’t quite know what to do with her.

“However, we cannot let Lord Sigurd lead the army either, for any victory of the Granvelle army will lead to a loss of Agustrian autonomy. That’s why, my lady Lachesis,” and she knelt gracefully in front of the princess, “You need to lead the army to Lord Eldigan’s rescue.”

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★ skyeweek 2015 → day 6: au
the one where skye leaves shield after she develops her powers

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Elementary AU: Recast
Natalie Dormer as Joan Watson (requested by anonymous)

How can the lil baby be turning 20?? It’s kinda making me stressed tbh