i don't even know... i'm bored

Hello yes my heart is ready to be taken

what if...

the winter soldier gets triggered but instead of hurting or killing people, he just becomes really passive aggressive and generally dickish to everyone.

  • he refills the salt shaker with sugar
  • “i’m so sorry, i didn’t mean to spill my drink all over your lap”
  • stealths through the living room and unplugs the tv 5 minutes before your favorite show is about to start
  • you think it’s just the tv remote and go to get new batteries only to find bucky’s replaced all the new batteries with dead ones
  • he deletes all your shows and timers on the dvr
  • but does it slowly, 1 or 2 at a time, so you just think something’s wrong with the dvr
  • can’t find your toothbrush. bucky took it to clean his guns
  • waits until you get in the shower to start the dishwasher
  • double dips in the fondue
  • writes his name on every food item in the house, even the stuff he didn’t buy
  • “this is my fruit bowl. no one is allowed to eat from it but me”
  • sees you washing a load of white clothes. throws his red shirt in
  • takes up playing the kazoo
  • best time to practice it is at 3 am. says it helps with his insomnia
  • all toilet paper in the house has disappeared
  • fills the candy dish in the kitchen with sugar free gummy bears
  • “i don’t :) know why :) you’re so :) upset :)”
  • psychic: *reads my mind*
  • me: radical, magical, liberal art, gender is a construct, tear it apart, wearable art and terrible art, it's the motherfucking world is unbearable art, this part, this is for us, don't need a museum this club is enough, for a revolution with the best intentions, beauty with a twist, just an intervention, yes ma'am, I'll take that dollar, doesn't even matter I'm a Fullbright scholar, I'd rather be modest, but I need to show it, there's a lot of pretty girls, but a queen better know shit, femmes, rebels, meddle with gender, realness bores me i'm a better pretender, Brooklyn witches, revolutionary, come up with a read that's better than hairy
  • psychic: what the fuck

gintama nowadays is just

1. people looking surprised when some random character shows up at the end of a chapter to save the day
2. people running
3. panels of people fighting while running
4. people looking surprised when a character makes a motivational speech
5. occasional shots of utsuro standing on a pile of rubble doing absolutely nothing
6. more running

So Minecraft..

How many of you lovely sugar cookies play it?

Edit: I guess some of you should be made aware that I was talking to my followers only and was seeing if anyone wanted to join me on the PC version. I’m well aware of how many people play it, it was just a way to hang with my followers. XD

I was bored and this happened 

  • My future child: Father, sing me a lullaby
  • Me: Of course, child
  • Me: RADICAL😈MAGICAL🔮LIBERAL ART🎨GENDER IS A CONSTRUCT👷TEAR IT APART✂️WEARABLE ART👘AND TERRIBLE ART💩IS A MUTHAFUKIN WORLD🌍IT'S UNBEARABLE ART😷THIS ART THIS IS FOR US👬DON'T NEED A MUSEUM🏛THIS CLUB IN ENOUGH🏙FOR A REVOLUTION🌈WITH THE BEST INTENTIONS💗BEAUTY WITH A TWIST👄JUST AN INTERVENTION🖐YES MA'AM👵I'LL TAKE THAT DOLLAR💲DOESN'T EVEN MATTER I'M A FULBRIGHT SCHOLAR🎓I'D RATHER BE MODEST🙈BUT I NEED TO SHOW IT💁THERE'S A LOT OF PRETTY GIRLS👧BUT A QUEEN BETTER KNOW SHIT👸FEMMES💅REBELS😎MEDDLE WITH GENDER🚻REALNESS BORES ME😴I'M A BETTER PRETENDER🤡BROOKLYN🌉WITCHES👹REVOLUTIONARY🌠COME UP WITH A READ👀THAT'S BETTER THAN HAIRY🐻
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Hux: Kylo, why do I have to meet your mum?

Kylo: Because I said so, Hux. We’ve been together for a while now, I’d like you to meet her.

Hux: But I…

Kylo: Oh, shut up.

Hux: She won’t like me, I’m sure.

Kylo: I said shut up.

Hux: I’m so nervous I’m gonna throw up

Hux: She knows I blew up her New Republic planets, DAMN SHE’LL HATE ME

Hux: Omg wtf she’s doing

Hux: No don’t touch my face please

Hux: What

Hux: …Oh

Hux: She just said… she likes me. 

Hux: KYLOOOO, MUM SAID SHE LIKES MEEEE

Hux: YEAH I’M COOL

Leia: So, when is the wedding?

Leia: HAN, OUR SON IS GROWING UP

Hux: no what

Hux: NO

Hux: NO 

Hux: REN WTF DID YOU TELL HER

Hux: I’M GONNA KILL YOU 

okay so i haven’t played piano in a long time (because my nails are too long and i was too lazy rip) but i love too much to ask so I tried to play it on the piano. i didn’t use any tutorials and i didn’t have any notes or anything so this is probably really bad but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

MJ Song Categories: Solo Artist Edition

Songs containing an inspirational or powerful message (political or otherwise):

  • Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’
  • Man in the Mirror
  • Jam
  • Heal The World
  • Will You Be There
  • Black or White
  • Keep The Faith
  • They Don’t Care About Us
  • Money
  • Shout
  • Why You Wanna Trip On Me
  • Heal The World
  • Cry
  • What More Can I Give
  • We’ve Had Enough
  • Earth Song
  • On The Line

Songs about children:

  • Heal The World
  • Do You Know Where Your Children Are
  • The Lost Children
  • Little Susie
  • Speechless (according to MJ himself)

Song about his own children:

  • You Are My Life

Songs about women:

  • She’s Out Of My Life
  • Rock With You
  • Girlfriend
  • Human Nature
  • Carousel
  • Nite Line
  • Loving You
  • It’s The Falling In Love
  • Workin’ Day And Night
  • Baby Be Mine
  • The Girl Is Mine
  • Got The Hots
  • Hot Street
  • P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)
  • The Lady In My Life
  • Billie Jean
  • Behind The Mask
  • Liberian Girl
  • The Way You Make Me Feel
  • Dirty Diana
  • Fly Away
  • Streetwalker
  • Chicago
  • Remember The Time
  • She Drives Me Wild
  • Dangerous
  • If You Don’t Love Me
  • Can’t Let Her Get Away
  • Who Is It
  • In The Closet
  • Work That Body
  • She Got It
  • Serious Effect
  • Give In To Me
  • Just Good Friends
  • I’m So Blue
  • Fall Again
  • Beautiful Girl
  • You Are Not Alone
  • Blood On The Dance Floor
  • Invincible
  • Heartbreaker
  • Break Of Dawn
  • Heaven Can Wait
  • One More Chance
  • Blue Gangsta
  • Butterflies
  • (I Like) The Way You Love Me
  • Whatever Happens
  • Don’t Walk Away
  • Slave To The Rhythm
  • You Rock My World
  • Superfly Sister

Songs stemming from his own personal experiences:

  • Billie Jean
  • Leave Me Alone
  • Speed Demon
  • Man In The Mirror
  • Price Of Fame
  • Why You Wanna Trip On Me
  • Will You Be There
  • Scream
  • They Don’t Care About Us
  • Morphine
  • Childhood
  • In The Back
  • D.S.
  • Stranger In Moscow
  • Xscape
  • Tabloid Junkie
  • This Time Around
  • Privacy

Songs about sex (or that could be interpreted as being about sex):

  • The Lady In My Life
  • Don’t Stop Til’ You Get Enough
  • Rock With You
  • Girlfriend
  • In The Closet
  • Superfly Sister
  • Nite Line
  • Got The Hots
  • Monkey Business
  • Break Of Dawn
  • 2000 Watts

Songs he covered that were made by other artists:

  • Come Together
  • Smile

Songs about violence, gang activity, war, etc.:

  • Beat It
  • Bad
  • Smooth Criminal
  • Al Capone
  • Little Susie
  • They Don’t Care About Us
  • We’ve Had Enough
  • Earth Song
  • Why You Wanna Trip On Me
  • Shout

Songs with a supernatural theme:

  • Thriller
  • Threatened
  • Ghosts
  • Is It Scary
  • A Place With No Name

Songs about dancing/having a good time:

  • Rock With You
  • Burn This Disco Out
  • Off The Wall
  • Get On The Floor
  • Hot Street

Songs that incorporate elements of Rock:

  • Beat It
  • Dirty Diana
  • Morphine
  • Give In To Me
  • P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)
  • D.S.
  • (I Can’t Make It) Another Day
  • Black or White

Songs about some form of loss:

  • She’s Out Of My Life
  • Don’t Walk Away
  • Carousel
  • Gone Too Soon
  • Do You Know Where Your Children Are
  • The Lost Children
  • Little Susie
  • Earth Song
  • Carousel
  • Smooth Criminal
  • We’ve Had Enough

Songs about overcoming something:

  • Jam
  • Unbreakable
  • This Time Around
  • Keep The Faith
  • On The Line
  • Hold My Hand

Songs about Love (ALL forms):

  • Rock With You
  • Don’t Stop Til’ You Get Enough
  • I Can’t Help It
  • It’s The Falling In Love
  • Love Never Felt So Good
  • Baby Be Mine
  • The Girl Is Mine
  • The Lady In My Life
  • Human Nature
  • P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)
  • The Way You Make Me Feel
  • Streetwalker
  • Fly Away
  • I’m So Blue
  • Liberian Girl
  • I Just Can’t Stop Loving You
  • Just Good Friends
  • Got The Hots
  • In The Closet
  • Remember The Time
  • If You Don’t Love Me
  • Someone Put Your Hand Out
  • Heal The World
  • Another Part Of Me
  • You Are Not Alone
  • Butterflies
  • Break Of Dawn
  • Loving You
  • You Rock My World
  • Fall Again
  • Beautiful Girl
  • Hold My Hand
  • Don’t Walk Away
  • One More Chance
  • Speechless
  • You Are My Life
  • (I Can’t Make It) Another Day
  • (I Like) The Way You Love Me
  • Best Of Joy

Songs about Injustice:

  • Scream
  • They Don’t Care About Us
  • We’ve Had Enough
  • Tabloid Junkie
  • Shout
  • Why You Wanna Trip On Me

Songs about pain (ALL forms):

  • She’s Out Of My Life
  • It’s The Falling In Love
  • Billie Jean
  • Dirty Diana
  • Leave Me Alone
  • Smooth Criminal
  • Why You Wanna Trip On Me
  • Who Is It
  • Gone Too Soon
  • Give In To Me
  • Price Of Fame
  • I’m So Blue
  • Dangerous
  • Slave To The Rhythm
  • They Don’t Care About Us
  • Childhood
  • Behind The Mask
  • You Are Not Alone
  • Stranger In Moscow
  • Morphine
  • Don’t Walk Away
  • Do You Know Where Your Children Are
  • We’ve Had Enough
  • Scream
  • Carousel

Songs exploring paranoia:

  • Thriller
  • Billie Jean
  • Dirty Diana
  • Speed Demon
  • Price Of Fame
  • Al Capone
  • Do You Know Where Your Children Are
  • Smooth Criminal
  • Dangerous
  • Who Is It
  • Morphine
  • Blood On The Dance Floor
  • Xscape
  • Threatened
  • A Place With No Name
2017 Phan

I like how the phandom has decided that 2017 is the year Dan and Phil will come out, move and get a dog (also possibly get married but like honestly isn’t that supposed to happen in 2022?). And whenever Dan and Phil say they’ll do anything (upload a video, do a joint lveshow etc) we get really excited and we’re like ‘YES, this is IT, guys. They are coming out as a couple. They are anouncing that they got a puppy, they got engaged and that they will soon move. I know it. I just KNOW it. I CAN FEEL IT!’. And then it ends up being just another pleasant, domestic, funny video and we just stand there like ‘wut’ for a bit and then we find a new thing to scream about (eg THEY WERE NOT WEARING ANY PANTS)

Diamonds & their Pearls silliness
  • Yellow Diamond: How dare that Peridot call me a clod. She should be scheduled for shattering immediately.
  • Yellow Pearl: My Diamond, you are actually booked solid. The only timeslot you have is five minutes between intimidating the Agates and dragging Blue from the zoo back to Homeworld.
  • Yellow Diamond: Ugh, I guess I'll just blow her up. Besides, I need to work on my song; the last one didn't cheer Blue up at all. I don't know why but singing "Everything's Coming up Roses" just seemed to upset her even more.
  • Blue Pearl: My Diamond, you must stop crying.
  • Blue Diamond: How dare you order me around! Can't you see I'm devastated over Pink's death!
  • Blue Pearl: (as she swims towards her Diamond) Forgive me, my Diamond but your tears are flooding the room.
  • Pink Diamond: Oooh, Pearl, look at this cure human. Oooh, look at this one. No, look at this one.
  • Pink Pearl: (Sounding utterly bored) They are fascinating, my Diamond.
  • Pink Diamond: I know!
  • Pink Pearl: My Diamond, Rose Quartz has started a rebellion.
  • Pink Diamond: How dare she! At least I know my Jasper is loyal to me. She is my perfect Jasper, you know.
  • Pink Pearl: (Under her breath) Maybe I should ask Rose Quartz if I can be her Pearl.
  • White Diamond: Where am I?
  • White Pearl: I don't know.
  • White Diamond: Do I even exist?
  • White Pearl: I don't know.
  • White Diamond: Are you the Pearl that joined Rose Quartz?
  • White Pearl: I don't know.
  • White Diamond: What do you know?
  • White Pearl: Rebecca Sugar and Cartoon Network need to end the SU hiatus.
The signs as 'Orphan Black' quotes
  • Aries: If you betray us again, I have enough dirt on you to destroy your career. And I love you, too.
  • Taurus: I could kill for some ice cream.
  • Gemini: I'm so... bored.
  • Cancer: I'm just here for my kids and I'm sorry that I ruined the play with my drinking.
  • Leo: This girl looks nothing like me. Like, first of all, my tits are way bigger, and secondly, even if you could drag a comb through that hair, she's like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a 10.
  • Virgo: I've been self-aware since I was a child.
  • Libra: I can handle it. Don't be a bitch.
  • Scorpio: You know, my security concerns, they're not jealousy. I'm French. We enjoy lovers.
  • Sagittarius: I just want to make, like, crazy science with you.
  • Capricorn: Whenever somebody talks about the future, I always say 'Show, don't tell.’
  • Aquarius: Da Vinci robbed graves to study anatomy. In a hundred years, they'll call me a pioneer.
  • Pisces: No, I'm not fine. Why do weird things keep happening to me?