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2017 Phan

I like how the phandom has decided that 2017 is the year Dan and Phil will come out, move and get a dog (also possibly get married but like honestly isn’t that supposed to happen in 2022?). And whenever Dan and Phil say they’ll do anything (upload a video, do a joint lveshow etc) we get really excited and we’re like ‘YES, this is IT, guys. They are coming out as a couple. They are anouncing that they got a puppy, they got engaged and that they will soon move. I know it. I just KNOW it. I CAN FEEL IT!’. And then it ends up being just another pleasant, domestic, funny video and we just stand there like ‘wut’ for a bit and then we find a new thing to scream about (eg THEY WERE NOT WEARING ANY PANTS)

  • Me on a date: so what do you think about my OTP?
  • Date: Ew! Why would you ship them? They won't become canon anyway. I'm my opinion, you can't ship them. They're-
  • Me (grabs purse): you know what? You can keep the bread sticks. Shove them up your ass why don't you?

I heard you like AUs in your AUs???? 

actualplanetpluto  asked:

Every single one of Bahorel's friends steals his clothes. At any given moment he's missing about half his wardrobe. (He finds it sort of convenient, cause no matter who he's crashing by, he WILL be able to find something to wear

CAN YOU IMAGINE THOUGH

It’s so cute and nice everyone steals his clothes because he’s so big and smells nice and he has anything any of them would want to wear, I love this I can’t explain how happy this makes me can you imagine Enjolras in one of his t-shirts that says “say hey if you’re gay” or Eponine rolling the legs up on his overalls, Jehan lost inside his hoodies like they’re in an actual cocoon, Musichetta finally finding dresses long enough for her in his closet, oh my god I love this so much. Bahorel showing up at Feuilly’s yawning like “I need one of my flannels” or passing out at Marius’, waking up and just grabbing an entire outfit of his from his closet, Calling Courfeyrac to ask if he’ll bring a pair of his high waisted shorts to the Musain knowing they always go missing and show up at Courf’s

researcher-tydera-leiara  asked:

LETS TALK ABOUT ALL THE THINGS WRONG WITH THE ARKHAM GAMES :D

I mean I already did an “Everything Wrong with Batman Terror” and while I wanna do an “Everything Wrong with Injustice” I’m going to do this first because JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ARKHAM GAMES.

  • “I don’t think Jonathan Crane is insane, just evil.”  Yes the character who canonically has delusions, attacks of dissociation, hallucinates, and displays symptoms of post-traumatic stress and anxiety, is not mentally ill, he’s just evil.
  • Why do all the rogues seem to hate each other?  Why?  They don’t hate each other in the comics.
  • Thank god the Mark Hamil Joker is here because every other rogue has weird writing problems and I think if he was off I’d fucking scream.
  • JASON PETER TODD YOU TAKE OFF THAT SILLY HELMET AND APOLOGIZE TO YOUR FATHER RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
  • I’m just gonna say this now HE LOOKS LIKE A CAT NOT A BAT.
  • Hey uh, Batsy?  Honey?  Why are we injecting someone with a neurotoxin we know can kill?
  • Uhhhhh, why are we making Oracle a damsel in distress?  Is it necessary? (the answer is no)
  • WHAT. THE. FUCK. DID. YOU. DO. TO. JON.

Originally posted by silosson

  • Like 95% of my problems with this game are Jon related what the actual fuck.
  • The definition of people oozing bad decision making skills: People trusting Strange, in a game.
  • You know I think I know why Arkham is such a shitshow, Joan Leland isn’t there.
  • People responded well to the Scarecrow segments.  The developer response?  LEAVE THEM OUT OF ALL SUBSEQUENT GAMES.
  • IF JOKER IS DEAD LET HIM FUCKING STAY DEAD DON’T BRING HIM BACK AS A FIGMENT OF BATMAN’S IMAGINATION.
  • -ethereal shrieking at the final boss to Arkham Asylum-
  • -even louder ethereal shrieking at every decision involving Bane-
  • LOL WHAT’S CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT?????
  • Batman punching everyone in sight is in character right?  RIGHT???

anonymous asked:

I really love you and your blog but why do you ship yurio and otabek?? Yurio is fifteen, not even sixteen (where in England it's legal; I'm using England as an example bc I know you're English) and otabek is eighteen, thus an adult. I just don't get it :///

First of all thank you for the comment on the blog. I’m sorry if anything I post upsets you or anyone else in any way, so I do make sure I always tag things so people can block the tag.

Regarding OtaYuri, I ship them because I realise that not every relationship is automatically a sexual one. Kissing and holding hands isn’t illegal. The age gap between the pair of them is 2 years, and as Kubo has just stated, Otabek sees Yuri as an equal.

Any sexual content in anything I write would be when Yuri’s sixteen, which is, as you say legal in UK, and also Russia and Kazakstan. The current story I’m writing is post GP and he’s had his sixteenth birthday if that helps.

In UK, sixteen is the age of consent and it doesn’t matter if your partner is 18, 28, 38 etc (unless there’s a teacher/student relationship, but there is’t in this case)  I agree large age gaps aren’t necessarily desirable, but they’re also not necessarily wrong and/or manipulative. I don’t think 2 years is a large gap at all. You also don’t miraculously mature into an adult when you pass the magical age of 18. 

In the case of Yuri, he’s experienced a lot more than most 15 year-olds. He’s travelled the world, and he hopped on a plane by himself to travel to Japan, so he has a degree of maturity about him. I don’t think there’s a huge ‘mind gap’ between the pair of them as they’ve both been brought up in the same sort of world and been on the circuit together.

Anyway, I appreciate your question and hope you can understand why I ship them.  

I need more specific people to follow:

Please like/reply if:

  • You post 75% or more HETALIA 
  • You are 20 or over (I’m old and I want to hang out with other ancients) 
  • Don’t reblog many memes or shitposting. 

  • Have a tagging system (for characters and ships)

♥ additionally tell me if:
- You post a lot of aph spain but not spamano.


 I’m only gonna count replies and likes,so if you could please help me spread the word, via reblog, even without falling into this criteria I’d be eternally grateful and send you a punny joke to your ask box ;) 

Seriously, I’ll send you a free-range, organic pun as soon as I can. 

Because we all know what state JiKook were in when this masterpiece was created…

Smooch the husband

Seduction advices from the Free! boys
  • Makoto : Be romantic ^^ **intense lovely gaze**
  • Haru : Be free, be yourself~ **bring her to the pool tho**
  • Nagisa : Cook sweet things !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Rei : Take care of your appearance and act appropriately !
  • Rin : Show your sensitive side **try sakura trees**
  • Sousuke : Make her feel comfortable with you
  • Nitori : Be listening and honest :)
  • Kisumi : Have my name, it works each time ~ <3
  • Mikoshiba bros : SEDUCTION ? WHAT IS THIS ? **jump on her**

Well… Out from the 139 Followers of my old Blog, now I have 11 Following me back from there…

While a side of me is quite saddened, knowing that maybe some will look at their Notification with a puzzled expression and wondering why I have followed them when they’ve forgot even of my existence, the other side instead is kinda glad. For sure the growing numbers of Followers will be the ones that enjoyed my presence in their Dashes! To you, who keep to love this Blog and my OCs, no matter I generally suck at everything, adding my weird English mixed with the Italian grammar, thank you.  

Maybe I’ll never reach hundred and hundred of Followers as the cool Destiny Blogs out here, worth every single one, maybe I’ll never get a post with thousands of Notes… but at least you make me feel always a bit better everytime with your support and comments, you make me feel special almost as them, and in the end this is what matters beside having always a good chatter with you all and even a good laugh every once in a while.

You were the reason why I decided to make a main Blog and you’ll ever be the reason why I’ll come around and keep RolePlaying or share my Destiny fails and thoughts here and in my other main Blog, either with ten or more Followers.

Thanks again! Keep being awesome, always! :D

Admin’s out, see ya soon with the RolePlays to continue, through new adventures together and draws to be shared!

Patrick Kane as a rookie:

Two words - curls,

and dimples.

every time i get into my little rant about the serious narrative flaws of dunkirk, half of me is like ‘fuckin lemme just go try to fix them’ and the other half is like ‘christ*pher n*lan doesn’t deserve this much of my time, effort, or attention’

I found my favorite post ever and it makes a pretty damn good prompt especially for these fluffy morons (Coliver).

“Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.”

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Connor will swear from here until the end of the world that he’s not a cuddler but after a long day, he really does like to curl around Oliver and hold him against his chest. Or when it gets really bad, he lets Oliver slide into their bed behind him and be the big spoon even though Connor tends to take a little longer to get comfortable that way.

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there was once a boy who was born with the stars,
with a sister born to live under floors and with
revolutions in her heart, with a mother who
teaches him literature like she teaches him prayers,
that teaches him responsibility is a side effect of living.

he counts these stars everyday with every new word he learns,
the stars a mother sees before she is floated (murdered), the stars a
sister will see only once before she, for the last time, weeps. (despair)

like she learns the stars are made only for the privileged,
he learns why augustus had a sister, why slaying your demons
is impossible when you still think you are a monster yourself,
why chaos is only reserved for boys who love their sisters.

before he takes those words his mother said
and shoots them at the chancellor’s heart, he thinks
shakespeare wrote heavy lies the head that wears the crown
even though he knows this cannot be true
because he had lived it:

the head cannot be heavy because you are born with it.

—  bellamy’s responsibility, paige m.c.
OK BUT IMAGINE THIS

So say after legacy/high school nothing gets sorted out (I know I know I would hate that too but there’s lots of rumours about that being the case) and the ‘triangle’ remains. Both girls still like Lucas, and he hasn’t made a decision.

So after the campfire, and when they’ve started high school, Maya still teases Lucas/acts mostly the way she did before, but feels way too awkward to 'ha-hurr’ him again.

Maybe Lucas sorts out his shit with Riley, or whatever, but Maya doesn’t want to go out with him because of Riley - even though Riley is okay with it.

Maya and Lucas continue to get into these hot fights where you know they just want to kiss each other but they CAN’T

And Maya doesn’t ha-hurr Lucas. Ever. Maybe it reminds her too much of the campfire, or maybe it was ruined when there was all the 'he just held my face’ shit, or maybe she just feels too old to be acting like that.

But Lucas doesn’t like that.

So Lucas and Maya are arguing or whatever, teasing one another.

And LUCAS HA-HURRS MAYA.

Yes, the next ha-hurr is initiated by Lucas.

We finally see how Lucas feels 😏

sara-lnce-deactivated20170221  asked:

TVD just killed it's two lesbian characters. Two weeks after Lexa's death I can't believe this

GO BURN TWITTER DOWN. TAG ALL THE SPONSORS AND MEDIA OUTLETS. MAKE SURE THE PRESS WRITES ABOUT EVEN THE IMMORTAL LESBIANS DYING ON THE CW.

listen i know everyone’s worried about like kirigiri or asahina or etc dying specifically bc look i’m 88888% sure they’re going to kill off at leAST one of the surviving cast members from dr1 but i’m just

listen

listen to me

PROTECT HAGAKURE 2K16