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In case you feel under appreciated as a cosplayer on tumblr

The top posts always fall in the categories of:
- cat cosplay (literally cats dressed up XD)
- fandoms with enthusiasm cranked up to 11 (remember Homestuck?)
- boobs/universally desires body types/well, porn (don’t hate, many of us know we would do that if we could)
-cosplays posted on very popular cosplay pages.

So try not to let it get you down if you don’t fall into these categories. Notes on Tumblr (and many other social networking sites) are like wealth in America. 1% gets 99%.

anonymous asked:

Hi! Same anon that asked about the FNaF 1 gang, withereds, shadows, etc., just wanna ask: Do you have any headcanons about the withereds, shadows, what the phantoms are, or anything? (P. S. Thanks for wishing me a happy day! Hope you have a "happiest day"!

Oh goodness I do happen to have…a few (uninteresting) headcanons actually…So I guess I’ll tackle these in the order you asked! These are all just for this blog’s AU, of course, so no worries if they collide with some of the canon or with other people’s universes

Withered Ones

  • Since W.Bonnie and W.Chica both have missing hands, W.Foxy and W.Freddy are always nearby to help them if they need it
  • W.Chica is really proud though and does her very best to do things herself
  • W.Bonnie is very sad about the loss of his face, and thinks about it constantly, often trying to find “replacements” for his face! Some of you guys might remember from one of my old posts that sometimes he wears a paper plate with a :3 face drawn on it
  • W.Freddy is a very Tired Man, choosing to mostly watch the Toys perform on stage as opposed to singing himself. I think of it like he’s peacefully retired
  • W.Foxy is the saltiest guy most anyone will ever meet, he wants to go places and have his Pirate Cove back but the world just keeps denying him

The Shadows

  • These guys are both mute, so they communicate non-verbally. Sometimes that means flashing shadowy words up in the air, other times it means sign language
  • Shadow Freddy (Shreddy lmao) looks like he’s constantly crying, but has never told anyone why…
  • Both of their bodies can be easily manipulated into different shapes, although Shadow Bonnie is a lot better at shapeshifting than Shreddy is!
  • Shadow Bonnie is………ridiculously tall, and Shreddy is a smol
  • Shadow Bonnie can teleport! But the process is rather painful so they don’t do it often
  • Both of them are very old, and have been around for decades as of the time of Fazbear Fright
  • In addition to not being able to speak verbally, neither of them make any noise at all when moving. They have accidentally snuck up on many of their friends because of it
  • Both are very elusive and will only appear to those that they deem trustworthy, or intriguing in some way

The Phantoms

  • They’re all essentially ghosts of the former Fazbear crew. Not every animatronic became a phantom after being destroyed, only a select few!
  • When they first woke up as phantoms, all they remembered was the pain of dying, so the reverted to a more primal state of personality. As of yet, only some of the phantoms have managed to remember their past selves to become who they used to be.
  • This is why Phantom Balloon Boy (PBB) screams so much! He’s trying to remember his past, but more often than not he resorts to the screaming
  • Being ghosts, they cannot touch anything corporeal without it meeting special standards
  • With enough practice, the phantoms can learn to summon ghostly objects from their past, one of the best examples being Phantom Chica’s ghost cupcake (which she’s very proud of btw)
  • It is said that once the Phantoms are able to complete whatever unfinished business they had on Earth, they will cease to exist here, having moved on. Most of them haven’t found out yet why they became ghosts, since they can’t even remember clearly when they were alive. Who knows if they’ll ever reach their goals?

Anyways that’s all I have for now! I know I’m leaving a bunch out, definitely, but hey, I’ve never been too great at communicating my thoughts! Thanks for asking about these guys!! Goodness knows I think about this AU every waking moment of my life And thank you! I’ll try and have the happiest day I can!

  • <p> <b></b> *Otabek scrolling social media*<p/><b>Otabek:</b> Yura?<p/><b>Yuri:</b> mhmm?<p/><b>Otabek:</b> why are they calling me daddy. what does that mean. they are not my children. i am not a paternal figure. i don't even know most of them. what is this daddybek thing.<p/><b>Yuri:</b> omfg<p/></p>
  • sam: how long have you been sleeping with cas?
  • dean: what? i don't even get...why would i...
  • dean: i've never had sex with anyone, anywhere
  • sam: ...
  • dean: it's none of your...you have the nerve, the AUDACITY
  • dean: and how do i know, quite frankly, that YOU'RE not sleeping with him?
  • dean: maybe you are. maybe you're trying to throw me off.
  • sam: ...
  • dean: oH SHIT YOU AREn'T ARE YOU?? HE'S MINE SAM

a new-ish hockey fan: makes a funny post about hockey, exaggerating for comedic effect.

a Real™ Hockey Fan: Wow. Wow. This is the most offensive thing I’ve ever laid  eyes on in all my years. I don’t even have time to explain how wrong you are. Did you learn all that from Check, Please? Can you name any player other than Snidney Crosbey? I’ll have you know I have been following Hockey from the Womb and I will not stand for a blight upon the the sanctity of this sport… [10,000 word essay about why bandwagon fans are Ruining hockey].

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Your eyes stole all my words away…

feel free to use these icons if you like them !! likes and reblogs would be appreciated tho:(

  • Kaiba: *Grumbling* I don't know why Yuugi insists upon acting like I'm one of his troupe of friends.
  • Mokuba: Big brother, you give him a free duel disk as soon as you make a new one, you personally invite him to major KaibaCorp events, you barely even looked at his game proposal before you said you'd fund it...
  • Kaiba: So?
  • Mokuba: Well...those are all friendly things to do, aren't they?
  • Kaiba: IT IS A STRICTLY BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP.

- We’re TAEKOOK.
- TAEHYUNG and JUNGKOOK

- TAEKOOK. TAEKOOK?
- TAEKOOK?

- The team name is TAEKOOK.
- TAEKOOK. TAEKOOK. TAEKOOK. (…)

- We’ve never been a team before.
- It will be fun.

I tried to count and I think they said TAEKOOK 16 times 

things I laugh & then get sad about:

alicia and bob were both pretty prominent celebrities, so it’s very likely that her pregnancy was closely followed. I can’t even imagine all the jokes about the beautiful/perfect baby they would make, all the people reading every magazine article about the pregnancy. poring over every photo of alicia’s gorgeous maternity clothes. bad bob does about a million interviews about how excited he is, how ready he is to be a dad.

and then jack is born.

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I’ve literally never met a known ISTP who didn’t hate my guts. And I mean

 H A T E. 

Like, they’ll be there like

But then they’ll see me and they’ll be like

And if I actually talked to them they’d probably be wishing for