i don't even know why but wow look at him

tom dating a photographer

okay so i’ve had this head canon thing brewing in my head for a while and i sent a lil snippet to @tbholland​ but idk if meg got it but heRE (ps apologies in advance that it’s so freaking long wow bear with me bc its my first writing thing in a really long time):

warning: fluff and swearing

  • you met tom at a party of one of your mutual friends
  • it was your friends housewarming party
    • you really didn’t wanna go bc you honestly hate parties bc sweaty people, everyones drunk and gross and sticky, and they’re really not that much fun?? canyoutelliveneverbeentoaparty
    • also social settings aren’t really ur thing everythings really awkward especially when you like only know ONE person so u just usually end up standing by the food being awkward
    • but then she freaking convinces you by saying she needs a photographer and she obviously knows that you need some inspiration for your photography class portfolio dang it what a manipulator she is why are we friends with her

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anonymous asked:

Heechul with long hair or Heechul with short hair ???? I'm for Heechul with long hair don't know why but i have a thing for Heechul with long hair .

bruh idk…..heechul with short hair does things to me bc 

wow look @ him he actually looks like a normal decent human being hmm

but heechul isn’t heechul if he ain’t lookin better than all the females in the same room as him

Mhmm that’s more like it

I guess we agree on something nonnie ;’))))))

anonymous asked:

Wow look at all the Dad figures in MCSM. First Ivor, now Jack, and heck even the Warden was almost kinda TRYING to be a guiding figure to Jesse. Why does everyone want to adopt Jesse???

I can only imagine the awkward dinner party between those three.

“Yeah you know, I’m starting to think that Jesse looks up to me. Like a dad, y’know? It’s kinda crazy.”

“Haha, yes Jack, that is crazy, because I’m quite certain Jesse already looks up to ME AS A FATHER FIGURE BACK OFF I WAS HERE FIRST.”

“See this is why Jesse has no discipline in her life, you two are terrible role models. I think I’m better suited to-,”

“OH YOU SHUT UP, YOU ALMOST KILLED HER WITH TNT, GORDON.”

“YOU BOTH ARE NOT ONES TO TALK WHEN IT COMES TO ALMOST GETTING JESSE KILLED.”

And meanwhile Jesse’s just off to the side going, “Aw, my dads love me so much.”

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I’m just exploring possibilities

Also that’s why I’m not allowed to write fanfiction

LITERALLY MY CONVERSATION WITH MY BOYFRIEND JUST NOW ON FACETIME ABOUT DAN AND PHIL
  • boyfriend: when are you seeing those two youtubers? dan and phil?
  • me: oh, end of the month in cardiff. shit i need to pre-order their book 'the amazing....' (i trail off)
  • boyfriend: the amazing what?
  • me: i'm not saying, you're gonna laugh
  • a few seconds later
  • boyfriend: 'the amazing book is not on fire' what the hell
  • me: shut up man, it's awesome leave them alone
  • boyfriend: i've never really looked into these guys, i'm on their shop, is this why you bought a galaxy rucksack? that phone case, what's phansplosion? wow
  • me: what? you have a weird look on your face, what are you thinking?
  • boyfriend: well...they...no, you're gonna have a go at me
  • me: you think they're gay?
  • boyfriend: well they're definitely not straight come on!!!
  • *he then turns his camera to face his computer screen and shows a photo of them in cat whiskers*
  • boyfriend: i mean especially him, *points at phil* come on, although even the other one too, they're not straight lily
  • me: do you think they're together?
  • boyfriend: i don't know but they're definitely doing stuff together most likely
  • me: *laughs and claps like a seal* YES HARRY YES YES YES I NEED TO PUT THIS ON TUMBLR
  • boyfriend: what so you can tell all twenty thousand people that follow you that your boyfriend thinks they're gay? like they care?
  • me: oh BELIEVE ME, they'll wanna know
  • boyfriend: do what you gotta do, lily