Actually, Shiro being a clone makes much more sense than him being the actual Shiro.
Operation Kuron? Come on. That’s pretty obvious a play on Kuro, black, aka the opposite of Shiro, white. Has Shiro’s memories? Was tested on? Pink fluid? Longer hair than actually possible? In Galra clutches and in the prisoner rags? It makes no sense that it would be the real Shiro.
Regardless if Zarkon was trying to gain control of the black lion, Shiro was the Black Paladin. Shiro is the one she was currently fighting with. She would fight for and protect Shiro regardless if Zarkon wanted to take control. She would teleport Shiro somewhere safe - with the rebels who rescued Matt. She didn’t respond to Shiro not because Keith is the “rightful leader” but because that’s not her Shiro.
The Shiro that’s with the paladins right now is literally Kuro. Or in this case, I guess Kuron. He’s a weapon created to destroy voltron from the inside, and he probably doesn’t even know he’s giving the Empire all this information he genuinely thinks he’s the real Shiro.
dad and i watch captain america: the winter soldier
oh god it's starting shut up i've been waiting for this for months
THESE ARE THE BICEPS OF FREEDOM
i don't know what's happening but the french guy fighting cap looks like french macklemore
how do you even know who macklemore is?
i'm hip. i'm cool
don't you do it
i'm gonna pop some tags, only got 20 baguettes in my pocket
(five minutes later)
is that the Falcon? that's totally the Falcon
how do you know?
i used to read the comic books trust me on this i'm an expert. his superpower was that he could talk to birds
i mean in hindsight it probably wasn't the most useful thing ever
if this winter soldier is supposedly a ghost in the machine that nobody's ever seen, and nobody will ever catch, you would think showing up in broad daylight and blowing up cars would not be his modus operandi
how the heck did he laser through concrete??
idk dad it's nick fury he can probably do whatever he wants
i'm sorry attractive nurse who just so happens to live next door, my heart belongs to a seventy year russian dude with a bionic arm
nick fury isn't dead. justice never dies. he probably has a billion clones in some top secret storage facility, just waiting for their organ harvest.
ew dad gross no
i really relate to that apple store employee
we all do dad
oh that's that guy from the first movie! i remember him! he was my favorite, his eyes were so blue, and he loved steve so much. i wanted them to get together
dad good god
he was a little less marilyn manson at that point though
not that guyliner isn't a good look for this guy
when a deadly russian assassin wears eyeliner, it's 'he's so dreamy' and 'wow what a badass'
but when i do it it's 'you're too old' and 'bald guys can't pull off make-up'
dad it was halloween and it was one time you need to let this go
so bucky barnes, aka cute cocky guy who died in the first movie, aka steve roger's best friend/boyfriend, is a top secret super scary brainwashed hydra agent?
do you think single handedly destroying jets is just a common, everyday thing for cap? punch a few tanks, feed a few pigeons, take out a plane, help old ladies cross the street...
captain america is like your grandad minus the booze and the cussing
in all honesty that was a little anti-climactic
i was 100% sure nick fury was gonna descend majestically from the heavens, 'All I do is Win' blaring in the background, and single-handedly save everyone's ass
scarjo and chris evans are two of the most beautiful people in the world and they are both in this movie and i don't know how to feel about it i have butterflies in my stomach i'm a schoolboy again
you know on second thought we should have brought mom
where's hawkeye? where's bruce? where's tony? where's thor? WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER AVENGERS AS THE ENTIRETY OF SHIELD IS COMPROMISED AND NICK FURY DIES
As a jewish person, I don’t care if pewdiepie is not actually anti-semitic. I don’t care if it was just a joke, I don’t care if it was “out of context” on the media. It doesn’t matter. It’s worse enough with the context.
The guy has 50 million subscribers, you don’t put that kind of message and laugh it off. You don’t help normalizing this kind of stuff. It’s fucked up. There is an ENDLESS LIST of stupid funny shit you can have them write on that sign, was “death to all jews” really necessary?
Death to all jews it’s not just some thing people said 70 years ago - No,
we actually get it a lot. There are probably people out there who watch this video and smile because here is their stupid fucking radical opinion on a popular video. (the daily stormer actually calls him “our guy”).
This sentence is not supposed to look like a joke to you, or something that can be used for a stupid meme. Please don’t be forgiving towards anti Semitic remarks while Antisemitism is clearly alive and well.
So I've been thinking about the retirement au a lot today (work has been slow...) and I was thinking. Yuuri strikes me as the kind of man not to talk about his accomplishments, but he will gush about his friends. Like, "My friend Phichit just won Gold at the Four Continents!" "Chris was so good at the European Championships!" "My unofficial son Yurio just won at Worlds!" things like that. I imagine him talking about these things, but like his friends don't know he really knows these (cont.)
(Cont.) people. Like they think the beautiful, untouchable, hot Yuri Katsuki-Nikiforov is just like a massive fanboy for figure skating (which, true he is, but he’s also been known as Japan’s Ace so…) and think it is just a cute little character quirk that makes him even more adorable. After all, his friends are not into skating so they have no idea who these people are. They do however know Yuuri is gay (or at least bi) because he regularly refers to this guy Viktor as his husband (apparently he’s some big shot figure skater that Yuuri has the cutest little (massive) crush on, can you even believe how cute this guy is?). But Yuuri isn’t really married because he would wear a ring on his left finger if he was, like come on. It all comes to a head like it does in your retirement au by Yuuri being recognized by fans, with some added hilarity of “I talk about my figure skating friends all the time?"
"We thought you were just a really big fan!"
"I talk about my husband all the time?"
"Yeah and Jenny talks about her rock star "wife” all the time too!“
"wait, you’re not really married?"
Bc of course Yuuri would not find it weird to be married to a rock star. He married Viktor Nikiforov after all. (fin.)
HOLY SHIT THIS IS BEAUTIFUL????
And completely and utterly plausible omg. Because that is literally exactly the kind of language we use here on tumblr XDD Even I call my favs as my sons or daughters, or how I call JJ as the king of my heart.
Wowow, okay, so the only plot hole in this au has been filled, we finally have a good explanation for why Yuuri’s friends don’t know he’s married!!! This is totally canon…in my headcanon XD
But then also can you imagine when his friends do finally find out that the person Yuuri has been calling his husband all this time is actually his husband, they insist on getting to meet him.
Except maybe that week Skate America is going on or whatever.
So all these famous skaters are in the US, and Otabek’s competing too. And Yura wants to spend some time with the bff, so Yuuri and Viktor decide to have a house party after the competition is over.
And Yuuri’s college friends are invited over.
And they get there, and they just kinda stare around at everyone like OAO
Because they’re all lowkey terrified and highkey intimidated because???? This party is basically a who’s who of the figure skating world??? Their little Yuuri knows and is comfortable with so many celebrities? Their little Yuuri IS a celebrity!!!!! This is more famous people than they’d ever thought they’d meet in one place!!!
But before the night is over, they’ve loosened up and gotten to know the skaters. Chris is probably missing his pants. Yuuri has a bottle or two of champagne in him (nevermind the fact that those two bottles probably cost more than any of his friends make in a month). And you know Phichit has told a very attentive crowd the full story of how Viktor and Yuuri met, in detail. Never mind the fact that Phichit wasn’t even at that banquet in the first place, and he himself had gotten the story, heavily embellished, from Chris.
170905 baekhyunee_exo: 진실이 아닌 거짓을 믿지말아요 에리들 인터넷은 믿을수 있는게 많이 없어요. 거짓을 진실로 꾸며내기는 너무 쉬워요 하지만 진실을 진실로 증명하기는 너무나 어렵죠 . 내가 더 직접적으로 말하진 못해요. 알지도 못하는 사람들의 말을 믿지말아요 . 아무튼 우리 다같이 힘내보자구요!👍🏻 #6시#POWER #WeAreOne
Don’t believe in lies that are not the truth Aeris there are not many things that you can believe on the internet. It’s too easy for lies to be fabricated as the truth, but it’s very difficult to prove the truth is the truth. I am unable to tell you anything more directly. Don’t believe the words of people who don’t even know (the truth). Anyway let’s all have strength! 👍🏻 #6 o’clock #POWER #WeAreOne
#1 I wanted to type . (full stop) but i typed ㅋ instead… ><
A little context: After having tracked down our campaign’s villain we discovered he was hiding inside of an abandoned dwarven fortress wich he was renovating and fortifying with the aid of all the local bandits (who he had unified to pursue his goal) We ended up laying a little siege to the fortress, and after loosing almost all of our friendly NPCs (30 rangers) we finaly made it inside. After goung through some rooms…
DM: On the right side of the hallway you see a closed wooden door.
Igan (Paladin): I kick it open (Rolls Strength and gets a high enough roll to break the door into pieces.
DM: You see three men. Two of them are talking in one corner and the other is sitting in a table on the oposite one, cutting some cheese. They quickly turn their heads.
Igan: *Charges against the cheese-cutting one, rolls a nat 1*
DM: You get right next to the guy but in your impetus, you hit the wall instead of him.
Gnome Cleric (Me, OOC): Don’t worry Igan, I’ll save you! I run to the cheese guy and attack with my dagger.
*I got a nat 20*
DM: You rush to the guy, pull his head and thrust your dagger into his throat, he tries to say something but he drowns in his own blood. The other two guys scream terrified and cover themselves, shaking in fear.
One of the guys: No! You killed John! How could you?!
Me (OOC): Wait. They don’t attack?
DM: Nope, they don’t have any weapons, nor armor of any kind.
Me: But you said they were three guards.
DM: I said three GUYS! I never mentioned them looking like fighters.
*Turns out those three were just carpenters hired by the villain to fix the fortess’ doors, they had nothing to do with him or the bandits and didn’t even know what was going on with the villain’s plan. Actually, the one I so gorely killed was an incredibly nice guy, loved by everyone, who had two daughters and whose wife had recently died. Also, he baked the tastiest cheesecakes, which everyone loved, including the villain… I felt like a monster*
have you heard of "repost in current artstyle"? it's when an artist reposts for their current followers to see, but in their current style. You know... i'm disappointed, you seem like the guy who supports the idiot who reposted the image "is my coffee bitter? no, must be you" in the "hello i'm pobular artist, here's my portfolio" i followed you for your skyrim memes that you don't even post anymore, in my opinion, you and your famous paper boyfriend are the people who make tumblr shit
i feel like theres a lot to unpack here but honestly i cant get past your accusation that i have ever in my life made “skyrim memes”
<b>Robert:</b> Guys! Joseph has this weird cult thing where he fucks and sacrifices dads and I don't even know if he's human! Look at these pictures of his whole dungeon under the cul-de-sac!! *shows pictures*<p/><b>Dads:</b> *looks at Joseph*<p/><b>Joseph:</b> ....Uh...Robert puts pineapple on his pizza. Who's the real culprit here?<p/><b>Brian:</b> Ahh...he's got a point.<p/><b>Craig:</b> Yeah, dude. Cult thing was predictable but pineapple on pizza?? That's gross.<p/><b>Robert:</b> Didnt you drink sauce???<p/><b>Damien:</b> Better than pineapple on pizza you brute.<p/><b>Robert:</b> He's killed people.<p/><b>Hugo:</b> Pineapple on pizza? Robert, you sure you're not a cryptid???<p/><b>Mat:</b> Nah, man. Not even cryptids would commit such an abomination. Robert's just...creepy.<p/><b>Joseph:</b> See? You freak of nature.<p/><b>Robert:</b> HE-- Omfg. WHY?!<p/></p>