i don't even know what to sAY TO YOU

“You see your heart cracking but genuinely, I sat there, with my wife who if married the week before, and when you’ve had that kind of emotion content in your recent private life, nothing’s really gonna touch the size even by comparison. Even if I think I would’ve won, there would’ve been a burst is adrenaline thinking, "Christ what do I say!? Am I going to remember everyone’s names.” But uh, no, you know, I really do think we all won that night.“

–Benedict Cumberbatch speaking about his Oscar (and pre-Oscar) experience on CNN Talk Asia, recorded when he was in Shanghai, interview released Sep 3, 2015.

media outlets are reporting that celebrities have been tweeting about Joan Rivers passing and that Johnny Depp was one of them and this is the account they were quoting and it’s like aRE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

THIS ACCOUNT IS SO FAKE THEY CAN’T EVEN SPELL HIS NAME RIGHT

‘Hello twitter! - Johhny Depp’

and this 'Johnny Depp’ account posts things like juSTIN BEIBER LINGERIE LIKE CAN WE JUST USE OUR BRAINS HERE MEDIA OUTLETS, IT SHOULD ONLY TAKE A COUPLE OF FUCKING SECONDS TO PUT YOUR COLLECTIVE BRAIN POWER TOGETHER AND REALIZE THAT JOHNNY DEPP CLEARLY DOESN’T HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA

it’s not even verified like i’m sorry but just WUT it’s just alarming that this account has 1.3 million followers.

and Johnny Depp would NEVER tweet condolences about a disgusting bully like Joan Rivers. if, by some miracle johnny even knows who joan rivers is, he wouldn’t give a flying fuck about her. she bullied him constantly and was an absolutely horrid person. 

story time: presidential edition
  • so you know how everyone has a story
  • you know
  • like the story
  • like if you’re at a party and someone turns to you and says, tell the story
  • and you know exactly what they mean
  • the story
  • well 
  • i have a story
  • and not unlike most good stories, it involves three key components:
  • barack obama
  • pre-2008 reebok sneakers 
  • and the absolute earth-shattering horror you can only feel after making the worst mistake of your life 

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I’ll never be able to move on as long as the air between us still lingers with the possibility of a future. I’ll never be able to look for a new happiness if there’s even a chance it might be standing right in front of me.
—  it’d be easier if you’d just said it’s done.

That bpd feel when you can’t tell whether you’re being manipulative or someone is using your disorder to get away with abusing you

People who make fun of ~tumblr feminists~ and social justice activists but can’t tell the difference between obvious trolls, naive overenthusiastic kids who don’t actually have a true grasp of the subject, and people who are actually trying to make the world a better place

I mean no offense or anything, but the joke really is on you in this case

I’m going to say this, and only this, on the subject, and then I will not be talking about any of this again. Ever. If you send me an ask about it, I won’t respond. I appreciate all the love and support, but I need to be done with this.

I don’t care who you are or what your thoughts and opinions are. We could be best of friends, or we could have each other blocked.

Nobody deserves the absolutely vile and disgusting shit that is going around in anons lately. And I 1000% believe it is ONE person, capitalizing on the in-fighting, and using it to attack people on every side. It’s gross, and says everything about the tiny, horrible person sending the hate and nothing about the people receiving it. 

I hope this gets reblogged enough that people who don’t follow me get to see it. I respect your right to think, feel, and say what you want. I will always speak out against the type of anon hate going around right now, no matter who the recipient is. 

The whole ‘date ideas’ posts that run along the lines of ‘take me to the mall and buy me everything’ or ‘put $5,000 in my paypal’ have always rubbed me a little wrong and I think I finally figured out why.

Dating is expensive, this is a fact. Most people don’t make a whole lot of money and struggle to afford the absolute basics that are food and shelter.

So having it drummed into your head again and again that love basically needs to be bought is a nasty reminder that because you don’t have money, you don’t deserve to be with anyone.

And yes, I understand people will say 'well I don’t actually expect all that money’ but you’re still broadcasting that wealth is a major prerequisite to considering someone a possible partner.