i don't even know what they were talking about

i can’t imagine what she’s going through right now…..a fan did an interview with a news station just now and talked about how ariana’s mom literally pulled fans that were in the first few rows backstage along with security to get them to safety. her family and team saved fans lives tonight. absolutely nobody deserves this and i just know ariana’s taking it all to heart. she’s going to be traumatized by all of this. i feel so terrible for everybody involved i don’t even know how to begin to put it into words

How them 2000s live actions kids shows be
  • Normal Girl: *internally* I'm just a normal high school girl. I suck at math. I hate my parents. When someone asks me about my opinion on complex socioeconomic issues, I just go "What the heck!?" and start "texting" or something like that. My life would be just like yours, except for one thing: I have an amazing power... I can talk to cetaceans!
  • *at the docks, a bell tolls as our normal protagonist hears the voices of cetaceans bubbling in her mind*
  • Normal Girl: *staring deeply into the ocean*
  • Best Friend: Ahoy! What're you doing?
  • Normal Girl: Just staring into the oceanic abyss, thinking about how much I hate my parents. *internally* I have to keep my ability to speak to cetaceans secret or else... uh...
  • Best Friend: Haha, I feel that, friend. What a colorful life we teens live, our seaside environment awakening a rumbling darkness within ourselves of which we mull on our own with nothing but the unbounding depths of the ocean as our one escape. An escape which serves to only maim our fragile egos with newfound adolescent anxieties.
  • Normal Girl: What are you even talking about?
  • Best Friend: I don't know. I haven't slept in a week. Let's go to the mall.
  • *at the mall*
  • Normal Girl: *internally* My town might as well be called Lamesville. Nothing ever happens here, but the mall can be pretty fun. It's only place in the whole town with anything in it that isn't fish or excessive amounts of woodlice.
  • Best Friend: ...So I'd just dance and I'd dance until my feet broke. When that happened, I'd just get up and dance on my broken feet. And I did this until they were raw and blood was everywhere. I kept waking up in the morning extremely exhausted after this dream. I decided to record myself one night and it turns out I was dancing in my sleep. I haven't slept since I saw that. *leans in close to the normal girl* I'm afraid of what I'll do in my sleep.
  • Normal Girl: Wow, sounds weird... I guess. *sips coffee*
  • Best Friend: OMIGAWD! It's Chad Alphakid. He's coming this way!
  • *the normal girl and her best friend squee*
  • Normal Girl: *externally* That's Chad Alphakid. Who is he? He's only the hottest most coolest boy in this entire lame city. I've been crushing on him since I was like twelve.
  • Chad: Uh, okay.
  • Normal Girl: Did I just say that out loud!?
  • Chad: *sits at the table* Listen, I don't care what you or your friend think of me. I need help!
  • Best Friend: Have you murdered somebody?
  • Normal Girl: Do you need a girlfriend?
  • Chad: No, it's the ocean. The sound of her waves crashing against the shore is like a faultless siren song. There isn't a single night where I don't have visions of floating within her cold embrace. The allure of her boundless depths beckon to me like a lover. I'm afraid that if I don't get help soon, I'll find myself taken away by her to a fate unknown.
  • Normal Girl: *internally* Great, this is a chance to finally use my power to speak to cetaceans to my benefit! *externally* But why do you need us to help you?
  • Chad: You guys are the biggest fucking degenerate weirdos in this washed up town. If anyone knows how to deal with this, it's you two.
  • Best Friend: Haha, truuuuuu!
  • Normal Girl: I'm not a weirdo! I'm a completely normal girl.
  • Chad: Dude, you fucking talk to fish.
  • Best Friend: You do talk to fish.
  • Normal Girl: I don't talk to fish! *internally* I talk to cetaceans, they're mammals, not fish. Also, that's supposed to be a secret, dammit!
  • *at the shore*
  • Chad: Ah, Mother Ocean! Take me!! Take me!!! *attempts to run into the ocean, but gets held back by the normal girl and her best friend*
  • Best Friend: Simmer down, aqualad!
  • Chad: Why did you fools take me here, if not to release into the embrace of sweet Mother Ocean!?
  • Normal Girl: We talked it over and we decided that the best way to get you over your obsession is make you hate the ocean.
  • Chad: Does it involve you talking to fish?
  • Normal Girl: Yes, I mean no. I mean, fuck! Cetaceans aren't fish.
  • *the normal girl sits at the edge of shore, her eyes rolls up in her head as she proceeds to make fucked up porpoise sounds*
  • Normal Girl: *falls over limp*
  • Best Fried: She died.
  • Chad: Does this mean that I'm free to wade into Mother Ocean and meet my fate among her ever chaotic waes?
  • Best Friend: *lets chad go* Yeah, dude. I'm too far gone to care about things anymore.
  • Chad: *strips off all of his clothes* Good. I now understand that there was no avoiding this. This was always a forgone conclusion. My fate is with the waves. Sayonara, weird best friend guy.
  • Chad: *runs into the ocean*
  • Best Friend: *kicks the normal girl's body* Guess she really is dead.
  • Best Friend: *walks home as the night encroaches* My closest friend is dead, and Chad is probably dead too. I wonder where my fate lies?
  • Best Friend: *yawns* Maybe I should go to sleep and just dance myself to death finally. No, I don't think I could go to sleep even if I wanted to anymore. I'm probably going to die from exhaustion in the next few days, not having felt rest or comfort again. Or maybe I'll just stay awake forever. I feel like I was supposed to have an epiphany here, or some type of awakening. But, there's nothing. I feel like everything I've ever done has been pointless. God, I'm just really tired.
  • *back at the shore*
  • Porpoise: *beaches itself*
  • *a gray fleshy version of the normal girl crawls halfway out of the porpoises mouth*
  • Normal Girl: There goes my corpse! *drags her weird porpoise body towards the corpse* Why did I die with such a dumb expression on my face? Lame! I hope Chad didn't see.
  • Normal Girl: *looks around with beady eyes* No one's here. I can finally do this.
  • Normal Girl: *kisses her dead body on the lips* Blargh!
  • Normal Girl: *spits out blood* I bit my tongue when I died. Gross. I guess I can cross making out with my dead body and becoming a mermaid off of my bucket list, though.
  • Normal Girl: *sighs*
  • Yuu: I don't care about what happens to the world so long as I can protect my family
  • Mika: Yuu-chan, no. This is a terrible idea...
  • Crowley: I agree. Yuu, listen to your boyfriend
  • Mika: yes, listen to- wait, boyfriend?
  • Crowley: yeah, I'm talking about you
  • Mika: but we're not-
  • Crowley: are you trying to tell me you two aren't dating? But you behave like an old married couple
  • Narumi: I know right? It's kinda gross even
  • Shinoa: I actually thought they were a couple too
  • Yuu: *mumbles* I thought so too, actually. I'm kind of hurt.
2

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

Because I’ve been so excited about the recent Person of Interest season finale, I decided to revisit my older paintings of Reese and Finch - they are among, if not actually, my favorite portraits I’ve ever done, and deserved some touchup and refinement. This show has come so far and raises such interesting questions - it’s a privilege to paint these characters (and hopefully I’ll do more this year during the hiatus!)

You can buy prints and products of “He Who Fights Monsters” and “The Abyss Gazes Back” at my Society6 shop!

  • Nick: Last time you were here-
  • Kesha: Don't even talk about it! Just shut up!
  • Nick: What? I was trying to help you out. It was great.
  • Kesha: I was talking to my friend about it. I don't think I've ever been speechless in my life since I was born and that was the only moment when I literally had no words.
  • Nick: Do you want to tell everyone what happened?
  • Kesha: No, I don't!
  • Nick: Well, I will. So last time you were on, I, as a friend of Kesha, said "Who do you fancy?" and you said "Harry Styles". We know Harry Styles in real life, so I thought I'd get him on, so you and Harry could meet-
  • Kesha: On the radio! In front of the whole world! What a nice guy you are!
  • Nick: Just hooking people up.
  • Kesha: He was asleep. And sick, if I recall.
  • Nick: Yeah, so how's that going?
  • Kesha: Really good.
  • Nick: Seen him since?
  • Kesha: Yeah, we're married.
  • Nick: Have you actually seen him since that happened?
  • Kesha: Thank god, no. That was humilating. Horrible.
  • Nick: No, that was funny. Fifi, bring him in! [...] No, I'm joking. He's gonna be in your hotel when you get back. We've tucked him up in bed, he's ready for you, Kesha.

anonymous asked:

I sometimes feel like I'm being, I dunno, rude or spiteful or something, thinking and talking about Hillary's supporters and the problems of this last election. It's over now, right? Except I don't know that many people who were on the Hillary train have taken any effort to learn from what happened, which means we're primed for even more failure in the very near future unless we talk about it, even when it feels rude or spiteful or whatever.

I want to be very clear, we need each other.

So often we look at each other like we are enemies, rather than friends looking to improve the nation together. We don’t need to rehash the past, we need to look for solutions in the future. It is about how the DNC showed some level of favoritism towards a candidate, not that the DNC screwed Bernie. We all want candidates to have a level playing field, that is all we are asking for in the future. 

We would be much better off if everyone just worked on being less confrontational about things we actually agree on. 

But let’s be honest, the last election was hard on all of us, Clinton supporters, Sanders supporters, even supporters of every last Republican nominee. While there are some things that we need to talk out, more importantly, we need each other. 

There are commonalities between most American’s. We are worried about the direction the nation is headed. We feel economically limited due to government policies. We love this country and want to see it sustained. 

And that last commonality is very important, especially at this time. 

Because for the first time in our history people are beginning to wonder if our nation, our government and our way of life are at risk. This is why we must set differences aside and work together. 

American symbols, that many of us hold dear, are being wielded by those that do not believe in American ideals. They call themselves patriots while suppressing the vote, limiting free speech and the right to assembly. They carry the American Flag while limiting our Fourth Amendment Rights. They rave about the Constitution, while actively attempting to destroy it. 

Those symbols are for those that embrace our Constitution and Rights, and the enemy of those ideals have stolen them from us. They have perverted their use for Nationalistic purposes.

I fear the same people are attempting to end our Republic.

We need each other because those people are in power and the only way to defeat them is by standing together. So, I stand with those that really support American Ideals. I stand with all the Real Patriots, not the Nationalists waving our Flag. 

We can hash out our differences later, saving the Republic is more important.

- @theliberaltony

shadowedmiracles  asked:

"If this was us meeting for the first time, I'd do it all again. Everything. The fucks, the fuck ups, everything." (Dealer's choice on the who)

Yuri should have expected that seeing him again would be painful.

It had been five years since Otabek had thrown him the motorcycle helmet, five years since they had begun a budding friendship and Yuri had developed an awkward and embarrassing crush. Three years since they had confessed their feelings to one another. Two years since they had really started dating.

One year since they had broken up.

The breakup had been awful, Yuri red faced and sobbing while Otabek had packed, seemingly deaf to Yuri’s desperate pleas. It had been over something stupid, something small, but the tension of the skating season had gotten to both of them and Otabek had decided he needed to move out.

“Beka, you can’t go,” Yuri had sobbed, “Please don’t leave me.”

Otabek had remained nearly silent, but Yuri knew him well enough to tell that he was close to crying himself.

“This isn’t working, Yura,” he had told him, “We need a break. It’s hurting our careers and you know it.”

“I don’t give a fuck about skating right now!” Yuri then cried, “I need you Beka, please.”

Otabek had left anyway.

A year had passed. They had talked a little, on the phone and via Skype and social media. Their friends had pushed for them both to try and get back together, but Yuri was too stubborn to bend first. He figured Otabek felt the same. They never really made up and Yuri’s life seemed to drain of color.

Without him, skating is just a job. I don’t feel passion anymore, not like I used to.

Now sitting at the Grand Prix Finals in current first place, he swallowed as he watched Otabek take the ice. He hadn’t seen him since their breakup and Yuri marveled at his beauty.

God, he looks good. Fuck, I miss him so much.

Heart burning with longing, Yuri found a shadowed corner where he could watch the program. The music started and Yuri’s jaw dropped as the familiar words echoed over the ice.

It was a gentle song. Their song. Otabek skated on the ice as if he was desperately trying to convey a message to Yuri.

Are you watching? His movements seemed to say, Do you see me, Yura?

Yuri’s eyes filled with tears as he watched Otabek go into a graceful step sequence. His normally stoic expression was emotional, each movement stretching his endurance.

Yura, are you watching?

Yuri might not be the best at emotions, but he knew an apology when he saw one.

He watched as Otabek launched into a jump, a quad salchow, Yuri’s favorite. The song began to trail off to the ending and Yuri suddenly found himself racing to the edge of the rink. Otabek twisted into his final position, eyes locking with Yuri’s as he held his hands over his head.

Yuri’s heart pounded while the crowd cheered for Otabek. He walked to the gate, swallowing emotions that were pounding through his heart.

I see you. I see you, Beka.

Otabek skated towards the gate, the sound of the rink drowning out in Yuri’s ears. Otabek was mere inches from him now, looking down at him with a piercing gaze.

Yuri knew that look.

“I love you,” Yuri said breathlessly, as if answering an unspoken question.

Otabek’s face relaxed into a gentle smile, one he saved only for Yuri.

“I love you too, Yura. I’m so sorry. I never should have left you,” he murmured, stepping towards the kiss and cry where his coach was waiting, turning his back to Yuri.

“Then don’t leave me again,” Yuri said fiercely, not caring who could hear, “If this was us meeting for the first time, I’d do it all again. Everything. The fucks, the fuck ups, everything. Christ, Beka, I love you!”

Otabek turned around to face him, completely missing as his scores were announced. It didn’t matter that cameras were on them, it didn’t matter that Otabek’s coach was looking furious. All that mattered now was them, together.

“I won’t,” Otabek whispered, stepping closer and cupping the side of Yuri’s face, “I never could resist you. This year’s been hell.”

“You’re a fucking idiot,” Yuri murmured without malice, kissing Otabek’s hand. He knew they’d have a lot to talk about, a lot to sort through, a lot to forgive.

But for now, this was enough.

anonymous asked:

a really small but cute moment in the new video was when they were talking about the bees and phil said something about how they don't like the radiation from mobile phones and dan looked at him w/ like a genuine :o face and don't u jus love the thought of boyfriends learning from eachother

i don’t even know what to do with myself after thinking about this…… maybe run in a field of flowers and roll down a hill and feel god in my blood.. maybe cry

BTS reaction: Hearing their best friend confess~
  • ~ Kim Seokjin/Jin:
  • You were almost half asleep in the morning when you kept complaining about how you'd never find anyone who liked you or that you were absolute trash.
  • Jin: You are gorgeous what's wrong with you.
  • You: You can find me in a bathroom. Either in the toilet or the trash can.
  • Jin: My god, why do you so firmly believe no one would like you? Ask someone out. You never know.
  • You: Because you're too handsome, sweet, and caring to like anyone like me. I have no chance with you that's why I don't ask.
  • Jin: So.. You like me?
  • You: Oh shit what'd I say?
  • Jin: In short: That you like me.
  • You: Well secrets out, I'm moving to Antarctica.
  • Jin: HoW aM I SuPPoSed To LIKE YOU BACK IF YOU MOVE TO ANTARCTICA?!
  • You: IF YOU LIKED ME YOU'D MAKE IT WORK.
  • Jin: I DO LIKE YOU BUT YOU HAVE NO REASON TO MOVE.
  • You: Why are we arguing? Just give me love already.
  • Jin: -Rolls eyes- That's what I'm trying to do, but you wanted be in Antarctica.
  • Jin: But let's go eat; My cooking so that's it's free.
  • You: I feel special.
  • Jin: You are.
  • ~ Suga/ Min Yoongi:
  • Yoongi had come over to talk about nothing. He just likes your couch to take naps but you always let him since he was your best friend and you- without being weird- liked watching his adorable face go to sleep.
  • You: I really don't know why I even like you.
  • You: But I wish I could cuddle you right now, what is this?
  • Yoongi: You could. You just needa ask.
  • You: Were you awake throughout my short shitty I love you speech??
  • Yoongi: Yeah, I don't actually fall asleep I've heard you a couple times but never wanted to believe it.
  • Yoongi: I guess now I believe it because.. You said it right in front of my face.
  • You: Give me a moment. Go back to sleep you fuckin duck.
  • Yoongi: Wow. K. I see how it is. liking you back has been canceled.
  • You: Wait no, return to the pokeball.
  • Yoongi: Now I'm a Pokemon.
  • You: You're a cute one though.
  • ~ J-Hope/Jung Hoseok:
  • You flat out told him when you had the chance which was during you guys' movie night.
  • You: Hey you.
  • Hobi: Hey you.
  • You: Hey you, I like you.
  • Hobi: I like you too.
  • You: But I mean I like you like go on dates, kiss, and call you da -cough- baby/mine.
  • Hobi:
  • You:
  • Hobi: Were you going to say daddy?
  • You: That's not important. What's important is if you like me back or not.
  • Hobi: Yes I like you back now tell me–
  • You: Gotta blast but hey a date tomorrow, here at my house? Yeah? Cool? Bye now. -Running into the door to your room-
  • You: That never happened.
  • Hobi: -Dying of laughter- AISH YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE LET ME KISS YOUR CHEEKS~!
  • ~ Rap Monster/Kim Namjoon:
  • You were patiently waiting for Blackpinks new music video that was coming out in three hours since you were so concentrated on the time, anything came out of your mouth.
  • Nams: BTS or Blackpink More?
  • You: both.
  • Nams: Who's your bias in BlackPink?
  • You: Lisa
  • Nams: Who is your bias in BTS?
  • You: Rap Monster.
  • Nams: Why?
  • You: Cuz I like him but he don't like me back.
  • Nams: How do you know that?
  • You: We talked about this Taehyung.
  • Nams: Not Taehyung.
  • You: -You turn to look at who you were talking to but then immediately look away with a red face-
  • You: Who's Rap Monster? Never heard of Him.
  • Nams: Ah too bad, he was thinking about asking you but now he's not too sure.
  • You: I know that guy. Tell him I'd say yes.
  • Nams: You're so cute and I don't know what to do about it. Just to take you on a date.
  • ~ Park Jimin/Chimin:
  • Jimin and you were just talking on the couch. Talking about your days, things that happened, told jokes, but you were getting tired. So now you were answering questions half asleep.
  • Jimin: Who do you like at the moment?
  • You: A guy. He's adorable, sweet, handsome and I don't know what do.
  • Jimin: I say confess.
  • You: Maybe I should but he don't like me back.
  • Jimin: What's his name?
  • You: Name starts with a J.
  • Jimin: Jungkook? or Jung Hoseok is what you mean?
  • You: You skipped the guy I like.
  • You: It's Jimin neutron.
  • Jimin: That's not me.
  • You: Yeah it is well the Jimin part is.
  • You: You like me back? Ye or yes?
  • Jimin: Not too many options. I'll pass.
  • You: I see how i-
  • Jimin: I choose both. I like you in every perspective.
  • You: You saved yourself Park Jimin.
  • ~ V/Kim Taehyung:
  • (Just dialogue)
  • You: Taehyung you can't rap.
  • Tae: I can. I know I Can.
  • You: I am the better rapper. Come at me you puppy.
  • Tae: Puppy???
  • You: I can't insult you. You're too cute to be insulted.
  • Tae: INSULT ME.
  • You: NO
  • Tae: JUST DO IT WOMAN.
  • You: I REFUSE TO INSULT YOU. I LIKE YOU, I CAN'T.
  • Tae: You like me?
  • You: Do I? Did I? What'd I say?
  • Tae: That you like me.
  • You: Say it as if you were me.
  • Tae: I refuse to insult you. I LIKE YOU. emphasis on I LIKE YOU-, I can't.
  • Tae: That's what you said.
  • You:
  • Tae:
  • You: Well now you know, so.. Would you like to go on a date with me soon????
  • Tae: Aw so cute so cute. -Squishing your cheeks- of course I'll go on a date with you. I've always wanted to date someone who's an angel.
  • ~ Jeon Jungkook:
  • You were trying to find a way to confess but also embarrass him. So you bought a rose and went to where he was with all the members at the moment.
  • You: Will you, Jeon Jungkook, let me have the honor to date you. -Kneeling-
  • Members: -Snickering-
  • JK: Of all times.. -Nervously laughing and patting your head-
  • JK: Sure but just know I will get you back for this.
  • You: You can try.
  • JK: It's a war.
  • You: Hey. I'm eating you.
  • JK: What??????
  • You: -pulls out the gum called 'Extra'- very minty.
  • JK: Why did I agree to be with you??

anonymous asked:

I'm sorta confused why it seems so many people ship Gabrinette. Not only is it a no-no because of the child grooming thing you were talking about, but I don't see much going for it otherwise? I'm not trying to be rude I just don't get it, even if they were both adults they don't seem very compatible. What do you think?

Short answer: I don’t understand it either; I block it. I block and unfollow people who post it and honestly I haven’t seen any Gabbunette content in months. I highly suggest you do the same, nonny; it makes for a much better Tumblr experience. 

Long Answer/A Mountain of Ship-Hate under the cut. 

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favorite monsters of the week ask meme, part two
  • Racist with a Terrible Headache: if you could just get up drive anywhere, right now, where would it be?
  • Bruce Campbell the Bigamist Demon: what is the biggest surprise you've ever had in your life?
  • Mildly Upset Meteorologist: what would the weather be like if you could control it?
  • Creepy Death Photographer: what is something you're morally ambiguous about?
  • Mulder in One Son: what's the most awkward situation you've been privy to?
  • Florida Gothic Aesthetique: what is a situation where you were overwhelmed but you pulled through?
  • Homeowners Associations are HORRIBLE: what is a community you really enjoy being a part of?
  • Dogs? I don't know: what historical figure would you consider a kindred spirit?
  • Phillip Padget Eat Your Heart Out: what is something about yourself you feel others do not see?
  • Flesh Eating Magic Mushrooms: name three things you do NOT want to be covered in
  • The Kid Eats Brains: what are your favorite brain foods?
  • It's a Metaphor for Teenage Speed Use: talk about peer pressure you experienced
  • Even Luck is Terrifying: what's the luckiest thing that's ever happened to you?
  • Screw You DONALD: what is something you feel guilty about but was justified?
  • Literally Fear Itself: what is the embodiment of fear itself to you?
  • Cigarettes are Bad by the Way: what are you addicted to?
  • Kathy Griffin Incites Mass Violence: why did you want to punch the last person you wanted to punch?
  • Jinn, the Coolest XFiles Monster: what are your three wishes?
  • Cult Worm, Name of My Band: name three things that gross the hell out of you, like this episode
  • Half Man Half Reptile Completely Incoherent: if you were half man half animal, what would you want the half animal to be?
  • The Kid has Bugs for Hormones: what is something you yearned for but did not receive?
  • The Brady Bunch but People Fucking Die: what makes you instantly nostalgic?
  • Burt Reynolds is Literally God Here: link me to three of the nicest songs you know
  • This Lizard Man was Adorable as Hell: what's your favorite thing about being human? what's your least favorite?
  • The Band-Aid Nose Man: what really disappoints you about the world?
“Dirty Talk” (Chatroom) (JL x Bruce x Reader)

Ta-da! Another one with JL because…why not? Just a short one. Enjoy :)

Warnings: mentions of sex


MY MASTERLIST


Barry has created a chatroom

Barry has inveted Clark, Bruce, Oliver

Barry: Guys, I need an advice

Clark: About what?

Oliver: It’s about woman?

Clark: Ooooh, who are you looking after mr. Allen?

Barry: What?

Bruce: Let him talk

Barry: Thanks Bruce

Barry: But yes, it is about a woman. A tough one

Oliver: I like those

Clark: Do we know her?

Barry: Yes

Oliver: And who is her?

Barry: Y/N

Bruce: Wtf? Leave Y/N alone

Barry: What?

Clark: Ignore him. He’s jealous 

Bruce: I’m not. I don’t have to be 

Barry: Why are you saying that? Are you and her together?

Bruce: What? No. Of course not. But we…………you know. 

Barry: No I don’t know, you what?

Oliver: Let’s say that Y/N and Bruce are close friend. Like really close

Barry: Oooooh I see

Bruce: Yeah

Barry: So you are her best friend?

Oliver: Oh my gawd 

Clark: You know Barry, sometimes you are beyond innocent 

Diana has joined the chat

Diana: What are you guys talking about?

Oliver: Barry likes Y/N

Diana: Is that so?

Barry: No I don't 

Clark: Wait. You were going to ask for advices, about what?

Barry: I wanna take y/n out on a date. But I don’t know how to do this

Oliver: So you like her

Barry: No I don't 

Diana: Wait.

Bruce: Wait what?

Diana: Well, I tought y/n and Bruce were together

Bruce: We’re not

Diana: Then I don’t understand

Clark: What?

Diana: The things she told me about her and Bruce 

Bruce: Wait what? She told things about me? What things?

Diana: I don’t even remember what she said, but I remember it was inappropriated things

Oliver: Oh Jesus

Hal has joined the chat

Hal: What’s up

Diana: Oh, she said something like “he knows how to use his tongue” but I don’t know what means

Oliver: OMG

Clark: Oh Jesus.

Hal: What kind of conversation is this?

Barry: Wait 

Barry: NOW I SEE

Barry: Oh God

Oliver: Tell us more Diana 

Hal: What do you have to say about that Bruce?

Bruce: Well, if she said, who am I to disagree?

Arthur has joined the chat

Arthur: Heard the conversation was interesting

Barry: I don’t even know what so say

Diana: Oh I remembered another thing

Oliver: Tell us

Clark: I don’t wanna know anymore

Diana: She also said he was a huge man

Arthur: What the hell?

Oliver: OKAY, THIS IS GETTING INTERESTING

Clark: Pls stop

Hal: My God

Bruce: Alright know I’m getting ashamed 

Oliver has added Y/N 

Oliver: Y/N read the chat and give us an explanation

Y/N: Diana

Diana: Sorry, I had to tell

Y/N: Well, it’s okay.

Hal: What’s your explanation?

Y/N: It’s a simple one. Bruce and I had sex. He’s great at this and all the things Diana said is true

Oliver: OH SNAP

Hal: MY GAWD

Arthur: WHAAAAAAT?

Clark: I hate you guys

Oliver: SAY SOMOTHING BRUCE

Bruce: It is true

Y/N: I’m telling you guys, he’s a God with his tongue 

Clark: That’s enough for me

Clark has left the chat

Bruce: And you are really good with massages

Arthur: I’m done with this dirty talk

Arthur has left the chat

Barry: And I thought y/n was the pure one.

Y/N: Don’t be sad Bar, I like you too

Dinah has joined the chat 

Dinah: Is the dirty talk happening here?

Oliver: Who told you?

Dinah: Clark

Hal: The dirty talk is over. Guys please

Y/N: Hal’s right. No more dirty talk around here

Y/N: Bruce 

Bruce: Yes

Y/N: Come to my room pls

Bruce: As your wish

Barry: Oh Lord 

Y/N has left the chat

Bruce has left the chat

Barry: This is to much for me

Oliver: Still wanna take her on a date?

Barry: No. She and Bruce’s deserve each other. I’m out with this 

Barry has left the chat

Diana: I won’t stay here. Somebody wanna hang out?

Dinah: I’m in

Oliver: So am I

Diana: Let’s go

Diana left the chat

Dinah has left the chat 

Oliver has left the chat

Hal: Guys wait for me

Hal has left the chat

You will never be as hateful and bitter as a French person going into a bakery where the baguette tastes horrible it’s like “Margarette this baguette tastes like pants and regrets u bring dishonor on your family” and even if people were starving in the streets with only the baguettes of the bakery to eat you would rather eat concrete from Chernobyl than their bread from Satan

aheartfilledwithlight  asked:

i think my family might be a little sick of me talking about "that author i follow on the internet" but i just can't stop because your stories, both fictional and autobiographical, are always the best. i don't know why people feel the need to accuse you of lying about them. even if you were (which i know you aren't) what's wrong with just enjoying an entertaining story? the internet is not a truth-telling competition

Mostly, I think it’s a combination of trying to seem cool and sour grapes–a mix of “why does this person get to be ‘Internet famous’ and I don’t?” and “nothing that cool ever happens to me.”

Here is a secret: things that are that cool happen to everyone.  It’s just a matter of paying attention to the world and taking advantage of opportunities, and then learning how to retell the events in an entertaining, still accurate manner.

  • Tom, in his mind: (Dude, what are you doing? We're blowing this!) Well, what were we supposed to say? We don't even know what made him like us in the first place. (Fine, fine. Just calm down. Hard part's over. As long as he does't throw any curveballs at us, I think we're good.)
  • Harry: So...what should we do now?
  • Tom, still in his mind: (FUCK!) What the hell is he talking about? What comes after sex? (I don't know! All the dating sims just go to credits at this point!) Well, he asked us a question, so we have to say something. (Look, just say anything!) Anything? (ANYTHING?! Just...say it with confidence.) Er, alright! Here goes nothing!
  • Tom: We should get married.
  • Tom, back in his mind: (NOOOOOOOOOO!) What?! You said "say anything"! (ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT, OBVIOUSLY!) I'M SORRY, I DON'T DO WELL UNDER PRESSURE! (*sigh* You know what? It's fine. We'll play it off as a joke. No harm done.
  • Harry, in tears: Yes! Let's do it!
  • Tom: (YOU FOOL! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!) Hey, he seems pretty happy about it! Maybe he knows something we don't!
  • Harry, in his mind: (BITCH! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY YES?!) I DON'T KNOOOOOWW!

anonymous asked:

still don't see how you can blame the ACLU for upholding the constitution, even if it means they criticize people you like eg "antifas" violence. It's what they do, can't blame the lawyer for the law

I know property damage etc is against the law, but that’s not a free speech issue, the ACLU were specifically talking about first amendment rights:

“the case for Mr. Yiannopoulos is the same as it would be for any speaker, no matter how despicable or offensive we might find them, which is the First Amendment protects our right to speak out on matters of public concern, to talk about things that are as offensive as the things that Mr. Yiannopoulos says without censorship by the government. And ideally, as in his case, without people physically preventing him from speaking at a place where he had every right to speak.”

ACLU Lawyer Lee Rowland, equating antifascist ‘no platform’ tactics with government censorship…it’s that “and ideally…” bit that is questionable

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”

- First Amendment to the United States Constitution

Where’s the part that forbids people organising to deny someone a platform? Looks like a restriction on government, not anything else…

I know it’s daft to blame a lawyer for the law, but this is a particular interpretation, one that isn’t ideologically neutral.

anonymous asked:

So there's this kid who is kinda strange and today he talking to someone and then all of a sudden he says "don't question my knowledge on Barney"... I have don't even know why/what about Barney they were arguing about...

Dinosaur or How I Met Your Mother? Always a mystery

anonymous asked:

Hey I wasn't around when Dan liked the Japanese wedding venue tweet so I don't know if you already talked about it. Do you really think it was an accident or how in the world did that even happen? I wanted to hear your thoughts on it?

I read this just before I went to bed and I composed the perfect answer in my head as I fell asleep and fuck if I remember what it was. 

But yeah, i think it was an accident, I definitely do not think Dan intended to like a Japanese wedding venue website while he and Phil were on holiday in Japan. 

Do I think it was an accident that Dan was on that website? Nope, I think he was definitely there on purpose. Was it to actually look up wedding venues? Idk, man. It’s not the most illogical answer to me. If they’re engaged I’d say it’s a fair likelihood it happened there; otherwise they were probably just doing that thing long term couples do where they casually talk about/plan things for the future because sometimes even without a date set or rings exchanged or anyone having proposed, the eventuality of marriage is just a foregone conclusion and there’s no need to beat around the bush about it. 

OK. Now we know that it was true that Even attempted suicide. But, let’s see.

- Yousef said it completely sure of what he was saying, but the rest of the boys were like ‘we heard rumors’.

- We still don’t know the real reason, because it doesn’t seem like the same guy who told Even that he was brave for talking about the suicide attemp and is happily listening about how nice Even’s boyfriend is is the same guy who supposely overreacted with a kiss (plus, Mikael drinks in a scene?, and that’s not very muslim like, is it?)

- The boys didn’t say anything about the facebook posts (that’s understandable because it may be a little harsh on Even), but, what really intrigues me is that it seems like they don’t really know what happened at all. 

WHAT ARE WE MISSING? Were we right when we thought that Yousef was talking about himself (the most muslim guy Elias knows) and not about Mikael?

I think we haven’t seen the end of this, and I don’t know if I’m right. Why do I have so many questions?