i don't even know what i'm making anymore

BBS As Things I've Heard At School
  • Vanoss : I may be very popular but honestly I am so socially scared of people the only reason they like me os cause I smile and nod quietly while inwardly screaming in fear.
  • Delirious : Honestly if I'm voted most likely to be a killer I wouldn't evn be surprised. I think they even said that about me in pre-school.
  • Moo : I have unfortunately become the mom friend and it has made me afraid of ever becoming a mother.
  • " You're a guy. "
  • And? Women are strong to deal with this bullshit! I can't handle you all I would clearly never be a good mother.
  • Terroriser : You know how most people want all eyes on them when walking into a room? I figured it out. Walk in and start doing really loud impressions!
  • Ohm : I feel I'm the friend who you have around so at least someone is semi-innocent in this massive pile of devil spawns.
  • Wildcat : I have no choice but to hang out with you all - I don't know how to make friends anymore!
  • Mini : You want to know what sucks?! Emily got nominated for Prom King over me. One, she's a girl! Not that there's a problem with the fact she's female but in this case there are two seperate places! And a third if anyone were agender. AND TWO! SHE DOESN'T EVEN ATTEND THIS SCHOOL!
  • Nogla : I'm not actually as dumb as I come off as. *misspells their name on a test* O-Okay well you see...I have...no...okay.
  • Lui : Take me back to kindergarden. Snacks, recess and snacks. Away from bullshit and lies.
  • Basically : I had this group of friends before. They only hung out with me to show "diversity" so they didn't come off as racist. That comment madee realize they were. Ditched their asses.
  • Scotty : Only once in my life have I ever...I mean ever! Won at a game! Monopoly, Life, Mario Kart...life in general...
  • Smiity : *after someone accidently steps on the back of their shoe* Yeah okay bitch. Get ready for that fucking restraining order on your ass!
  • Cartoonz : I have been compared to a southern satan before. I'm not sure which was more true. The fact that I'm very Southern. Or that I'm satan. *hisses and chokes on spit*
The "I know I have other things to write but these seem so cool/weird/etc" sentence prompt meme

Because I’m absolute shit and have a habit of coming up with sentence prompts instead of writing stuff I should be working on, I present this list of sentence prompt memes.

Send me a few of these and I’ll write a drabble based off of it, naturally it’ll be a reader insert. Be sure to include which character you’d like.

You can even use them as rp starters/fanfic/whatever.

1) “I’m like 85% sure that’s illegal but sure I’ll help you.”
2) “Don’t wake me up unless there’s a fire and even then don’t.”
3) “I don’t want to talk about them, they give me a headache, and they’re dumb.”
4) “So is that a no on the burning down the place?”
5) “Ok, I may or may not have started an occult.”
6) “Alright but you gotta promise you’re not gonna be mad if I tell you what happened.”
7) “Explain to me what exactly possessed you into thinking this was a good idea?”
8) “Just for that I’m gonna have to remember to kick your ass twice as hard.”
9) “It’s 3 in the morning, why is it always 3 in the morning when you call me?!”
10) “You meme loving fuck.”
11) “You say that like it’s supposed to be offensive.”
12) “Wanna know how many fucks I give? Negative six, you owe ME fucks to give.”
13) “I don’t see the problem…what…oooh you’re talking about the fires.”
14) “I love you but if you play that song one more time I will strangle you.”
15) “Those dead bodies were here before I even got here…well like half of them but that’s details.”
16) “So the apocalypse started and I may have had a hand in starting it, so um sorry?”
17) “If you get arrested I’ll bail you out…pfft let’s be real I’ll probably be in the holding cell with you.”
18) “How the actual hell did you manage to cause this much trouble in 5 minutes?!”
19) “Why is there someone tied up in the backseat of my car?”
20) “This is why you read contracts before you sign them!”
21) “Uh, there’s someone that’s shitfaced at the door and they say they know you, is it cool if I let them in?”
22) “They say this place is haunted…but I think that’s bullshit.”
23) “The amount of alcohol I’d need to drink to make me forget about this would literally kill me.”
24) “Your daddy issues are a real turn off.”
25) “I’m gonna punch you in the mouth…with my mouth…gently…several times….”

[I’ll add more as time goes on, feel free to add some!]

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Steve Yockey (probably): Ok, let’s see. So far we have this:

Montagues/Capulet/God/John: “You shall not fall in love with those guys on the other side of the fence.”

Juliet/Romeo/Cas/Dean: “Haha, lol, oops. Too late.”

Cas/Juliet: *“Dies”*

Romeo/Dean: “Oh dear, how shall I live without my Sun? *kills himself*”

Cas/Juliet: *Comes back to life*

Andrew Dabb (probably): Oh good, good. I started this metaphor in “Bloodlines”, but they didn’t pick me up for a season! *fumes**fumes*

Steve Yockey: Ok, so now - Romeo got the message, and went to a church to find Juliet dead… So I guess Dean will get the message, and go to a church to find Cas alive?

Andrew Dabb: Awesome. So now, how do we make sure that people get this parallel?

Jerry Wanek (probably): No worries, I gotcha! Look at this visual -

Andrew Dabb: But Jerry, just ONE cross! We don’t want to overdo it.

Jerry Wanek: Lol, sure, you got it.

Andrew Dabb: Amazing job, you guys! We repaired Shakespeare. Next week: Brokeback Mountain.

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[Part 2/3] Continuation of the Reiner x Geek!Connie au (x)

Still can’t believe that I actually did part 2 and it’s not even finished. Part 3 is still in a VERY slow process. Haha. ha. 

When You're Twitter Famous
  • Famous Gal: *phone constantly getting notifications*
  • Friend: Whoa, who's firing up your inbox?
  • Famous Gal: Hmm?
  • Friend: Your phone is going off like crazy.
  • Famous Gal: Oh, those are just my twitter notifications. I don't even notice them anymore.
  • Friend: I didn't know you were on twitter.
  • Famous Gal: Yeah, I know. I have a bit of a presence there, but nothing big.
  • Friend: How many followers do you have?
  • Famous Gal: Uhm I think it was something like 45,839.
  • Friend: Wow, holy shit. I only have like 40. You're famous.
  • Famous Gal: Eh, I'm not really famous. *checks phone* Oh, that's actually 47,328 now. I guess that post I made is making some minor rounds. *sparkle eyes*
  • Friend: ...So how do you even get that many followers?
  • Famous Gal: You just have to post the right things. Like, look at this.
  • Friend: Whoa, that post has so many notes!
  • Famous Gal: Yeah because it's so weird. You have to find weird things and screenshot them, like one time I found this dude who had a fetish for women sharpening butcher knives but he was also an open fascist so I screenshotted the shit out of him. People tore him to shreds and I got so many followers! Oh, and then once I found this Britney Spears twitter bot that only tweets "help me", but it got deactivated. Oh, then someone tried to roleplay with me as Twilight Sparkle in my DMs.
  • Friend: You're verified too! You're totally famous! Stop bullshitting!
  • Famous Gal: Of course I'm verified. I work in broadcasting, you doof.
  • Friend: Don't you just switch out advertisement tapes at the cable company?
  • Famous Gal: Listen, the fine details really don't matter. All I'm saying is it's not that big of a deal. Yes, I'm twitter verified and have tons of followers and fans and am also in a group chat with Eric Andre, Rebecca Sugar, Anthony Fantano, the guy who wrote Homestuck, everyone from Chapo Trap House, some irritating Vice journalist that people just sort of tolerate, and that Omocat chick, but that's all incredibly normal.
  • Friend: Well, is this normal too? *snatches famous gal's phone and tosses it somewhere far*
  • Famous Gal: What the fuck! Why did you do it.
  • Friend: I'm sorry, it's normal. Reflexes, y'know.
  • Famous Gal: You're acting like a bitch.
  • Friend: God, it's no big deal. It's just a phone, why don't you ask the commies on Chapo Trap House to redistribute a new one for you?
  • Famous Gal: That doesn't even make sense.
  • Friend: Neither does 47k followers for a nerd who works at a cable company. *storms off*
  • Famous Gal: I can't believe her! She threw my phone somewhere into that cavernous looking system of shady alleyways. I can't picture myself actually exploring such a place just for a phone.
  • Scarfed Individual: *abruptly steps into view* No need to do so.
  • Famous Gal: Eep!
  • Scarfed Individual: Sorry for startling you. I've procured your phone. *presents phone*
  • Famous Gal: *takes phone back* Thank you.
  • Scarfed Individual: No need to thank me, I'm a fan.
  • Famous Gal: What? Really?
  • Scarfed Individual: Yes, I've been a fan of your tweets for quite a while and was pleasantly surprised when I noticed the phone that had hit my head belonged to you. I knew you were in the area. I never thought I'd get to meet you face to face, however.
  • Famous Gal: Hahaha... I don't remember ever posting anything about the area where I live.
  • Scarfed Individual: I know, that made it more difficult for me to relocate my town of residence to your own. It was even more difficult finding EXACTLY WHERE YOU LIVED. Good thing I found your phone, right. *wink* I guess all is in order now. I'll see you tonight. *abruptly walks out of view*
  • *that night*
  • Friend: *sleeping soundly*
  • *loud banging at front door*
  • Friend: Ah fuck. *grouchily gets up and answers the front door* I don't deal anymore, ask Mark. He lives across the street.
  • Famous Gal: *rushes into apartment* Help me!
  • Friend: Don't just run into my fucking house!
  • Famous Gal: I'm being stalked!
  • Friend: Unsurprising.
  • Famous Gal: This is your fault!
  • Friend: I think it's your fault for having thousands of followers on a public website.
  • Famous Gal: When you tossed my phone, some nutso fan of mine found it and now he knows where I lives.
  • Friend: Ah, sounds bad, sorry.
  • Famous Gal: That's all you have to say!?
  • Friend: I can't help the fact that you're being stalked, but alright. I was a bit of a grouch today, so I'll let you spend the night.
  • Famous Gal: *hugs friend* Thank you. You're a terrible friend, but in this moment I'd consider you barely tolerable.
  • Friend: Thanks, even though every single world you say to me further stretches the already strung out patience I have for you.
  • Famous Gal: Whatever, I'm just going to take these sheets and assume I'm allowed to sleep on your couch without actually asking permission because I honestly don't want to speak with you any longer and am slowly regretting my decision to spend the night here with you.
  • Friend: I feel the same. I'm too tired so I'll go over how much I've come to dislike you throughout the course of this single afternoon and nighttime conversation.
  • Famous Gal: Uh, yeah. Goodnight, I guess.
  • Friend: Whatever...
  • Famous Gal: *lies on the couch and wraps self in sheets* God, I'm even more tired than I thought but these sheets are so cold. *dozes off*
  • Scarfed Individual: *abruptly appears from behind couch* You can borrow my scarf, here you go. *wraps around sleeping famous gal like a bow*
  • Famous Gal: *in her sleep* Mmm your arms are so warm.
  • Individual: Indeed they are, my dear. I wish I could smooch you, my dear. Goodnight, my dear.
  • Famous Gal: *yawns* Night.
  • Individual: *his glowing eyes illuminate sleeping famous gal*
  • Famous Gal: Please turn off the lights.
  • Individual: Oh, sorry about that. *click*

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@buryooooo

AHHHHH MORE FANFICS OH MY LORD

EXPECT ZERO!BILLxFIGHT!DIPPER IN THE FUTURE I PLAN ON MAKING FLUFF
AHHH SO MUCH FANFICS SO LITTLE TIME
BUT FOR NOW, HERES THE BROTHERS AU THING
TOOK ME FOREVER TO THINK OF SOMETHING OH MY LORD I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THIS IS GOING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Disclaimer: Nothing here belongs to me, and belongs to the person who created it. The only thing I own is the plot.

Also, sorry it’s short;;;; I’m writing this while I’m sick and tired and I feel like I’m dying, so I’m just gonna try and get this over with so I can take a nap or just sleep in general =^=

Also, really really sorry. It ended up shorter than I expected. Gosh I’m tired. Anyways, Imm gonna call it done, I don’t know what else to add to it. I’ll probably write something longer in the future

Classic:
Dipper - Majors in creative writing - 17
Mabel - Majors in mixed media art - 17

Reverse:
Mason - Majors in psychology - 21
Belle - Majors in fashion designer - 21

Fight:
Tyrone - Majors in sport science - 19
May - Majors in human physiology - 19

(None of the Mabel’s are in it)

“You do realize that most stories like this are quite overused, right? I’m sorry to disappoint you Dipper, but I suggest rewriting this, or starting over, so it won’t end up as a cliché,” Mason sighed, tapping his long and thin fingers on the table.

Dipper groaned, and pressed the heels of his hands against his brown eyes. “Knew it,” he hissed underneath his breath, the corner of his lips curled into a scowl. “Shouldn’t have listened to my peers when they said it would have been easier,” he grumbled under his breath, not removing his small hands from their place on his head.

“I suggest not listening to your peers at all,” Tyrone butted in, taking a seat next to Dipper at the kitchen table. He had a red apple in hand, already taking a bite out of it. “They don’t really help with much at all, really.” The man shrugged, and tipped his chair back, resting his feet on the table, crossing his ankles. He frowned, and took small nibbles out of the red fruit in his hand. “Then again, that’s just me.”

“Feet off of the table, you heathen,” Mason hissed, glaring at Tyrone’s feet. “We eat here, so at least show some respect and get your dirty feet off.” Mason’s face scrunched up a bit as he leaned back in his seat.

Tyrone just stuck his tongue out, before flipping the bird, and continuing to eat his apple. Mason huffed, and decided that dealing with Tyrone could happen later.

“As I was saying earlier,” Mason nodded his head a little, thinking before he continued, “editing this or rewriting it would help very much. I would say that if you just get rid of a few sentences or fix them, then you’ll be good. A solid ‘B’, in my opinion,” he hummed. Mason stopped tapping the table, and glanced up at Dipper and Tyrone, the former still in the same position (and had started groaning softly), and the latter still slowly eating an apple silently. “I.. Wouldn’t want you to rewrite the entire thing of course…” He said slowly, eyeing Dipper. “Are you okay?” Mason asked, tone oddly sympathetic for once.

“Mmmmhmmmmm, a-okay, totally gonna be alright. Yep. All good over here. Totally not gonna have to rewrite the entire thing,” Dipper removed his hands from his eyes, and shifted a bit, before letting his head drop on the table with a soft ‘thump’. “A-okay,” Dipper repeated, giving his brothers a thumbs up, his hand then disappearing underneath the table.

“Think you broke him, bro,” Tyrone commented, twirling his apple on his finger before taking a bite out of it. “Not the first time this happened. I think Mabel said something about this happened when they finished finals. Not sure though.” Tyrone shrugged, finishing his apple. Tossing the core up in the air and catching it, he tossed it at Mason, grinning widely.

Mason glared at Tyrone, catching the apple core. “Ew,” he mumbled distastefully, face scrunching up in disgust. He stood up, and walked over to the trash can, dropping the apple core in it. “Next time, just throw it away,” Mason hissed, glaring at Tyrone.

Tyrone grinned at his older brother, and gave the man finger guns. “Bang,” Tyrone said, his hand moving up a bit so it looked like he shot Mason. Despite it being his fingers.

Mason rolled his blue eyes, sitting back down, crossing his right leg over his left. He put his elbow the table, and rested his chin in the palm of his head. “You sure you’re okay Dipper?” He received a groan in response.

“We’ll take that as a yes!” Tyrone said, smiling. Mason glared at him, and Tyrone just winked at the other brunette.

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I’d like to invite everyone to this event i do every year on Halloween. It’s my 5th year doing it. I really love Halloween, it’s one of my favorite holiday’s of them all! I’m sure many of you also enjoy it as well. ANY CONTENT OF ANY TYPE IS WELCOMED ON BANGTANWEEN!

Start: October 1st - End: October 31st.
Feel free to ask questions about it, you have 31 days to post anything and everything! I can’t wait to see what everyone makes!
Credit for Tae: @bangtan-sonyeon-scans

I finished watching Aldnoah.Zero! It sure caused… :haunted stare into the distance: …a lot of feelings…. Gosh………. Gosh………………

Anyway here’s Slaine Troyard in the first half of the series when he was at his tiniest and most adorable, back when he’d only murdered like one dude

  • Ravenclaw: Happy Birthday, Jesus, even though this probably wasn't your real birthday, and this was just a way for the Christians to bitch with the Pagans because bitching with the Jews just wasn't good enough for them anymore.
  • Gryffindor: This is why we wanted to sit with Slytherin.
  • Ravenclaw: Bullshit, Slytherin would make this worse than me.
  • Gryffindor: You're right, I'm going to go sit with Hufflepuff.
  • Ravenclaw: And join them in all the carols?
  • Gryffindor: Fuck you.

can we please talk about shao? my precious son shaolin fantastic? I mean, shao is an orphan boy, a child of the streets, who was abused as a kid by women and men and is currently abused by fat annie, he has such a dark past, he’s so alone, but then there’s his love for music and grafitti, and there’s his idol grandmaster flash and even with all of that darkness he managed to build himself a fame in the streets, he’s Shaolin Fantastic™ always with his red pumas and he’s ok! but there’s still that darkness and he tells himself he doesn’t care but he’s so lonely. and suddenly there is this boy running through the streets and willing to fight just to get a record for the person he loves, and this boy has friends and they all admire shao, and they care about shao but nothing compares to zeke. zeke, who writes poems and becomes his wordsmith, zeke who sees shao, not as an idol, but as his family, who understands shao, zeke who, in the night they’ve met, says shao is a natural everything with that admiring look in his face, who stays awake at night with him trying to figure out the Magic of the Crayon even though that doesn’t make any sense, zeke who cares so fucking much. and suddenly he’s not alone anymore, he has friends, he has brothers and he has zeke and things will be alright. he will be alright.

WHERE IS THE TRAILER
  • I'm laying in my bed. The room is completely dark. O Helga Natt is on repeat.
  • Mom: Hey honey what do you want for dinne... Aren't you over exaggerating?
  • Me: I don't know, am I? Does anything make sense to you anymore? Everything led up to this day and now... Nothing.
  • Tell Julie it's too late.
  • Mom: I will make a salad...
Zodiac Signs as Sonic-For-Real-Justice quotes
  • Aries: You wanna know how many smug Sonic pics i have? F*ck you, that's how many - Mod Sonic
  • Taures: They keep banning me and bringing me back - Mod Shadow
  • Gemini: Who made a Knowyourmeme page about us? Don't make us into a meme! - Mod Amy
  • Cancer: I'm very saddened - Mod Tails
  • Leo: Amy, I don't even watch mlp anymore - Mod Shadow
  • Virgo: I do what I want - Mod Sonic
  • Libra: Mod Sonic has a crush on Mod Sally, pass it on! - Mod Shadow
  • Scorpio: TAILS YOU F*CKIN LIAR I JUST WOKE UP!!!You just want the positive attention from everyone to make me look like an idiot! - Mod Amy
  • Sagittarius: ...i don't even know what tucute means! - Mod Tikal
  • Capricorn: I'm not even actually emo - Mod Shadow
  • Aquarius: Shut the f*ck up - Mod Shadow
  • Pisces: Why does everyone hate me? - Mod Amy
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I have no idea what I was doing the entire evening, but it was worth it, I guess.

The Not-Quite-Normal but Still-Totally-Awesome OTP 30 Day Challenge

Day 2: Matching Footwear

“Told you the pipes wouldn’t be strong enough.”

“Yes, thank you, now are you going to just stand there and gloat, or could you maybe fish out the key to these things?”

As usual, petals42 and I are doing this together but don’t know what the other did until we post, so check out her super fluffy story here!

cool that Julie had a super interesting conflict right there, what with Sana and Yousef liking each other, but Sana being muslim and Yousef not being muslim anymore, that this had been established as early as episode three, that we’ve been waiting for this to make a comeback, to become more important, only for the final conflict to turn out to be that… Yousef’s going on holiday to… Turkey for a few weeks?

You will never be as hateful and bitter as a French person going into a bakery where the baguette tastes horrible it’s like “Margarette this baguette tastes like pants and regrets u bring dishonor on your family” and even if people were starving in the streets with only the baguettes of the bakery to eat you would rather eat concrete from Chernobyl than their bread from Satan

random lyrics starter sentences
  • “I wanted to crash your party, but I couldn’t find your house.”
  • “What do you want?”
  • "I should be in bed."
  • "I give in so easily."
  • "I should stay strong."
  • "I'm weak, and what's wrong with that?"
  • "My habits, they hold me like a grudge."
  • "Please don't make any sudden moves."
  • "You don't know the half of the abuse."
  • "How'd I get here sitting next to you?"
  • "We don't deal with outsiders very well."
  • "Yeah, I have trust issues."
  • "Why'd you come?"
  • "I tried to warn you just to stay away."
  • "It looks like you might be one of us."
  • "In a perfect world, it's just me and you."
  • "The night's just getting started."
  • "I feel great, I don't know about you."
  • "It's just me and you."
  • "Let's just wait till this party's through."
  • "I had two shots."
  • "I used to be fearless."
  • "I used to be brave."
  • "We could shake it up."
  • "I'll meet you after work."
  • "We'll drive until the darkness disappears."
  • "I meant it when I said we can't stay here."
  • "We're still young."
  • "My eyes are wide."
  • "So, I heard you found somebody else."
  • "At first I thought it was a lie."
  • "I don't want your body."
  • "I hate to think about you with somebody else."
  • "Our love's gone cold."
  • "This ain't the last time that I'll see your face."
  • "I should be getting over it."
  • "Get someone you love."
  • "Get someone you need."
  • "Get money."
  • "I can't give you my soul."
  • "We're never alone."
  • "I could tell you what you want to hear."
  • "The truth is always in the way."
  • "I never want to live in fear."
  • "I don't want to hold back all the things I've got to say."
  • "I've got you figured out."
  • "You need to have control."
  • "You think that I don't know you."
  • "I've been doing what you want."
  • "Just let me go."
  • "You used to always let me in."
  • "Do you even know you changed?"
  • "You're my favorite sin."
  • "I won't do it anymore."
  • "She's got me going crazy."
  • "Don't be afraid."
  • "You can call me monster."
  • "I'm creeping in your heart."
  • "Use me while you can."
  • "I'm all yours."
  • "All you need is me."
  • "I'm your toy."
  • "I feel tired. I look it, too."
  • "Wear me down."
  • "I can't be where you are."
  • "This distance is all we've got."
  • "Tell me something happy. Don't make me sad."
  • "I feel okay."
  • "I'd play our song if we had one."
  • "I wear your shirt to keep me warm."
  • "I miss you. I always do when we're apart."
  • "I was the knight in shining armor in your movie."
  • "I'm a ghost. I call your name, you look right through me."
  • "You're the reason I'm alone and masturbate."
  • "I've been trying to fix my pride, but that shit's broken."
  • "I'm at an all time low."
  • "All your friends say that you don't want to see me."
  • "You're the reason that I just can't concentrate."
  • "Somehow I lost control."
  • "Stay the night."
  • "Know that I will always follow."
  • "I'll walk until my body's sore."
  • "I'll be still and sit real quiet."
  • "If I lose you, your voice will guide me home."
  • "Something about you feels nice."
  • "Your hands make me feel warm."
  • "In a sense, we're innocent."
  • "This chemical feeling is making me forget about the drugs."
  • "You poison with your love."
  • "When I think I'm out of the dark, you're pulling me away from the light."
  • "Take me where you want me tonight."
  • "Let me swoon over you."
  • "You're just another heartbreaker."
  • "You are my fever dream."