i don't even know what i'm gonna do

the signs as Parks and Rec quotes
  • Aries: Jogging is the worst! I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?
  • Taurus: Oh, my God. These dogs are so cute. I WANT TO THROW UP AND KILL MYSELF.
  • Gemini: I think that Comic Sans always screams 'fun'.
  • Cancer: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't.
  • Leo: I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well.
  • Virgo: Everything in my life is going wrong right now. Whose fault is this? I demand to know.
  • Libra: I'm not interested in caring about people.
  • Scorpio: Ugh. I hate talking to people about things. This is a nightmare.
  • Sagittarius: No, no. That's too much responsibility for me. I gotta— I gotta find a way out of this.
  • Capricorn: Yes. I am a hunter, and it's 'You' season.
  • Aquarius: My anxiety has kept me up for over fifty hours.
  • Pisces: I'm hungry and my legs are tired. It feels like I just exercised!
British family's perspective of inauguration on Sky News
  • Dad: *mumbling swear words a lot*
  • Me *mocking Trump*: I, orange Dorito...
  • Me *sees Bernie Sanders*: BERNIEEEEEEE YASSSSS
  • Mum (referring to Trump): Where is the shooter?
  • Mum: I wonder if one of the waiters is the shooter
  • Me: I bet Melania will kill him
  • Mum: *gasp* MABYE SHE IS THE SHOOTER
  • Dad: When does the war start?
  • Sky News woman refers to this as the apocalypse
  • Sky News woman saying how the security is very secure so a "scene" won't happen and sounds very sad about it
  • Mum *sees Obama leaving on a plane*: No, don't goooooo. Come backkk
  • Me *sees Trump supporters*: woah, look at all the white people
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The snake and its hands

For Bitty’s bday consider: A pie playing hockey OR A hockey stick baking. -omgthisboy

This is neither. Or it might be both. Who knows. Finals has actually murdered my brain, this was a nice reprieve. Even if it was definitely not what you asked for.

Also, this reminds me of N’s budget cut tweet

i’ve been going to school for almost four years

i’ve managed to complete a fraction of my required credits

i’ve failed or withdrawn from more courses than i’ve passed

i’m starting to wonder if i should just drop out

really important. please read.

                             y’know what? FUCK IT. i’m gonna do it. from now on, i request y’all call me by HE / HIM or THEY / THEM pronouns. i know this seems like it’s out of the blue, but i’ve been thinking about it for a long time ( 8 friggin years ) and i have to stop thinking and start acting, so consider this a tiny baby step. and maybe presenting as masculine on tumblr will be enough to assuage my anxieties. maybe not. but they’re just pronouns and i need to start somewhere. as a result, i’m also going to be changing my alias, and instead i’m gonna go by ‘ KENNY / KEN ‘ which is a shortening / masculinizing of my middle name. i would very much appreciate if you would respect this switch, but i won’t take it personally if you slip up. as i’ve mentioned previously, no pronoun has ever really felt ‘ wrong ‘ to me, just a little off. i’ll be adding this to my rules shortly. 

                            as a note, yes, yes i’m very very female presenting. i’m aware of this. if you’ve seen my selfies, if you have me on instagram / snapchat, you’ll be very aware. this is a larger process of self discovery than just pronouns on my tumblr rp blog, and there’s a lot more that’s going to go into it, and i have a lot on my mind these days in regards to how i present my gender. i would really appreciate if you could give me the benefit of the doubt, and understand that as someone who’s been put through an all girl’s school, who’s lived my life as a girl, who has been constantly defined as a ‘ strong woman ‘ that epitomizing femininity in my appearance has been a part of my Brand™ for a long time. still, as i consider all of this, i would appreciate if you just understand that my physical appearance has a lot of ramifications in terms of personal and professional relationships that i’m very very nervous about damaging. 

                            thank you so much for your respect and understanding <3 i love you all. 

Hey guys! :)

I’m not a big fan of NSFW items, and no matter how old I am they’ll always make me somewhat uncomfortable, no matter what. (Not even on certain online chats do I try to access the NSFW servers. That’s just me.) I’ve stated this before but I wanna let you know:

DO NOT TAG ME, DO NOT SEND ME, DO NOT MESSAGE ME ANY ITEMS THAT ARE FOR SURE NSFW.

Please!! I’m not mad, it’s just sometimes I’m tagged in these posts and don’t really know how to…respond. I don’t like it, and I surely won’t reblog it. So just don’t send me these, whether it be posts or images or whatever. 

I guess you can reblog if this applies to you as well, but I wanted to get this out there for myself! 

Have a good day! <3 

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Why do we want Carl to live in this world? To have this life? So he can see more people torn apart in front of him? So that he can be hungry and scared for however long he has before he… - so he can run and run and run and run and then even if he survives, he ends up… he ends up just another animal who doesn’t know anything except survival? If he… if he dies tonight, it ends for him. Tell me why it would be better another way.

Imagine Woozi giving you short but sweet kisses as his way to calm you down you when you’re feeling restless.