when you realize that one of the very first things the series establishes about adam is that he’s a very pragmatic and careful and responsible person, but also that he and ronan dragged each other behind a moving car for fun
when you realize that despite their bickering, adam actually relaxes completely around ronan and sometimes even lets himself forget his responsibilities for a little while when they’re together
when you realize that ronan actually brings out adam’s carefree side more frequently than any of the other characters
when you realize that adam’s pov chapters tend to be calmer and more focused on the present when ronan is there with him
when you realize that ronan was making adam quiet all along
Requested: Yes. Anon: hey! I really love your blog and I was wondering if you could do a reid x reader where the reader has a wet dream about Spencer and she finally tells him about her dream after he asks her what’s wrong and it ends in smut?? thank you so much
Word Count: 3,589, Warnings: Swearing, NSFW, Oral Sex.
A/N: Oh my God okay so I went a little crazy on this one and it’s a full fledged long fic. I was writing this and I actually needed to take a break my palms were sweating because Reid is so fucking hot. Anyway, I hope you like it! Please let me know if you want a Part 2 ;)
- M xo
(Gif not mine, credit to owner)
Sprawled out on your bed, your naked form was being admired and touched by a handsome man. He glided his fingers up and down the sides of your thighs as he placed sensual kisses on your stomach. “God, you’re so beautiful.”, whispered Spencer.
Wait what? Spencer? Hold on. Did you just have a wet dream about your nerdy co-worker?
You woke up in your bed covered in sweat as you tried to calm down your flustered state as you panted heavily trying to vaguely recollect the memories of the dream you had just had. It wasn’t a bad dream, in fact, it was amazing. You squeezed your thighs together in hopes of some sort of relief, but all you could do was think about the dream, which made your state even worse.
You sat there in silence as you tried to comprehend what had just happened. You’d been working at the BAU for 4 years now and you had never thought of Spencer that way. Sure he was tall, had gorgeous chiselled cheekbones and never failed to amaze you with his intelligent brain. Oh, God. Here you were thinking inappropriately about your co-worker at 3 in the morning when you had to be in for work at 7. There was no way you were going to act normal in front of him after this strange yet intoxicating image of you and Spencer practically having sex ingrained in your brain. All you could do was try to get back to sleep and hope that the flush would be over in the morning.
So everyone knows by now that I established a trade system with Creed very early into our relationship, mostly because I had a resource guarder who would genuinely fuck me up if I so much as touched something he considered his and decided I didn’t feel like dealing with it in a dog I could raise from puppyhood.
Creed really likes to trade. He has always had a very keen awareness of what is and isn’t fair, and the exact values of things (to him, anyway). As a result- yes, I can trade him a half-eaten squirrel carcass he found in the woods for a piece of macaroni, but I also can’t convince him that that’s a fair trade or that the dry noodle is valuable. He will trade because he is used to bringing me things and getting something for it, not because he actually wants the dry macaroni (which he will just spit out, presumably because he does not want the noodle).
Creed has also learned that I do not share my food. With dogs, with humans, nada. I am a resource guarder myself and anyone trying to take my food will be chased away with a lot of grumping from me. My food is very valuable to me and there is very little I will relinquish my food for. And thus we have the following situation:
I am eating my dinner. Creed would like me to share my dinner, but knows that begging is not tolerated and stealing is a very unwise decision. Creed, however, has his own currency system with trades, and so goes to his toybox and digs in it until he finds his The Favorite ™ toys, which he lays in a row. He will then spend some time deliberating which toy to offer me of this row, occasionally picking one up and setting it down to choose a different one, until he makes his selection and effectively drops it onto my dinner plate. He has occasionally picked up a toy, been halfway to me with it before skidding to a halt, turning on a dime, and running back to grab a different toy.
A friend was very amused to watch him perform this behavior where he demonstrated a rather complex understanding of how item value, trades, and how to turn communication methods I’ve taught him back to me. She then asked me a question that I have yet to truly figure out the answer for: are the discarded The Favorite ™ toys in this scenario too valuable and not worth it to him to trade for, or does he feel they aren’t valuable enough for me to consider giving up my dinner (spoilers: none of them are valuable enough for me)? Does he realize mid-stride that he has his values off and needs to change his selection?
I wish that there wasn’t a ton of stigma and secrecy about mental illnesses/developmental disorders/neurodivergent stuff in general because then it would be okay for someone to ask “are you autistic?” Or “do you have adhd or something?” And it wouldn’t be an insult it would be like saying “hey, you seem to be struggling and I think there might be a reason” and that could help a lot of people who haven’t been diagnosed uet and I’m rambling because I have no clue what my point is and this makes no sense
It was quiet. So quiet. They didn’t need to look out to see that was late. Not a single noise. Even their breaths you couldn’t hear.
Remus was holding Sirius, so tight, like he was afraid, like he didn’t want the other to dissapear; like he could.
Sirius had his eyes closed, like if he opened the other would not exist anymore.
They were naked, to feel every single piece of skin they could, and even that wasn’t enough. Eskimo kisses. Lazy hands.
you.” Said Remus, his voice so low that if it wasn’t that quiet Sirius wouldn’t ever listen.
“I Love you
you turn everything into a competition?”
in silence for a few seconds. Sirius opened his eyes to see a confused Remus.
“When I say I love you more, I don’t mean I love you more that you love me. I mean I love you more than the bad days ahead us. I love you more that any fight we will ever have. I love you more than the distance between us. I love you more than any obstacle that could ever try and come between us. I love you the most.”
Remus tried not to cry, but he couldn’t. And then he kissed Sirius, like never before.
mars in aries:
"u know what. FUCk everything. why doesnt life just give me what i want!!! life is so SLOW and BORING and i want ADVENTURE why can't things just HAPPEN MY WAY for ONCE!!!" *someone tells them to chill* "who tf are you??? are you trying to fight me????? ok i dare you FIGHT ME"
mars in taurus:
*bad stuff happens* "lol im fine" *more bad stuff happens* "@ life are u trying to provoke me...try harder it aint working" *the worst thing that could possibly happen happens* "OK THATS IT IM AT MY LIMIT. THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY. IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I CANT EVEN THINK WTF WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME. anyways im actually totally chill haha let me just suppress my feelings it'll be ok :)"
mars in gemini:
"oh, i see! you think i'm wrong. i'm truly sorry to hear that some pitiful creatures like you find my beautiful mind so complex that you can't comprehend anything i'm saying. i'm sure that, for SOME people, it is indeed a bit too complex hahah lmao (:"
mars in cancer:
"fine, whatever. u may have said something rude but it's ok im just gonna ignore that" *later* "that fUkcin bitch...i'll show them later, trust me. i'll just wait for the right moment and destroy them when they least expect it"
mars in leo:
"??? did u just insult me or one of my interests ??? lmao first of all, HOW DARE YOU. second of all, YOU ARE WRONG. i am so beautiful and awesome and such a great friend and THIS is how u repay me??? i'm worth so much more than this. you are disgraceful. i am disgusted"
mars in virgo:
"i hate everything. NOTHING is going right and i am FALLING APART. honestly i don't even remember the last time something good happened in this world. why are people always annoying me? why is school always annoying me??? why is LIFE always annoying me????? can everyone just STOP"
mars in libra:
*someone points out that they need to get their life together* "bitch...what? i'm fine...what are you talking about.....my life is 100% under control!!!" *procrastinates everything* "wtf why do i have so much work??? i am dying under all the pressure i hate everything NOTHING IS UNDER CONTROL"
mars in scorpio:
*on the outside* "okay you know what fuck you im so over this it's over" *on the inside* "i know all ur weaknesses, honey...and trust me, you will regret it. you think i'm over this but i'm definitely not lmao watch ur back"
mars in sagittarius:
"wtf bitch i hate u, what do you think of yourself??? how dare u disagree with me and say rude stuff to me ugh don't talk to me ever again" *after like 8 minutes max* "omfg the other day i was listening to the duck song and i was thinking about how much you'd like it i mean i bet you've already heard it but it's absolutely hilarious u should watch the video it went viral on youtube hahaha" *someone asks if they've gotten over their anger* "what anger? ...oh thAT. lmao whatever who cares about that, have you heard the duck song?"
mars in capricorn:
"yeah i'm pretty fucking upset right now, things definitely did not go the way i expected them to. anyways that's just life. i'm over it. i'm just gonna...try and distract myself.....and pretend nothing happened...because that'll help me stop thinking about my shitty life...probably"
mars in aquarius:
*on the outside* "i guess ur right. maybe what ur saying is the right thing to do :) :) :)" *on the inside* "...excuse me hoe.....ur wrong, i'm right. u can't tell me what to do. i'm well-aware of what i'm doing, if u think i'm gonna listen to anything u tell me to do ur 100% wrong bye"
mars in pisces:
*accidentally offends someone, someone asks why they're mad* "honestly i'm not totally sure why i'm mad. i didn't even know i was mad until you pointed it out. i mean there are the usual reasons for being mad...people are horrible, life just generally sucks. so yeah im probably just generally mad lmao no worries"
This turned into a rambling rant about porn stuff and that was not what I intended at all. I should probably delete but, meh... I’ll just post it anyway and delete it tomorrow when I come to my senses.
I’ve been struck by this idea for a sex scene in Conditioned and it’s kinda filthy but I’ve never seen it done or talked about before. I just tried googling it and I can’t find any porn that depicts this particular act. I found one redditor talking about it happening and how hot and unexpected it was and asking if anyone else had done it or seen it done and everyone agreed that they had never seen it before but that it was hot. Except this one guy who was just complaining about how vanilla this guy was for being surprised because he’s been to sex parties where people literally set each other on fire as an erotic act (ummm… that sounds crazy dangerous) but he never said he saw the particular sex act being described, just that he’s seen way crazier. And I got to thinking about how so much porn will depict insane shit, dangerous, mean, abusive, humiliating acts. But it’s nearly impossible to find stuff that’s just slightly kinky, slightly embarrasing, slightly rough… at least in straight porn. Maybe I’m going to the wrong places. The Japanese seem to be better at this kind of stuff. I’m almost certain the Japanese will have porn showing what I have in my mind… except it will be pixelated and that defeats the whole purpose. Honest to god, where is the good porn at? I’m not looking for romance and true love with gauzy white curtains flapping in the breeze while a couple makes love. And I’m not looking for another video where a guy chokes a girl with his cock until tears fall from her eyes, ruining her mascara and she drools and gags uncontrollably. If that’s your thing, then great… there’s plenty of material out there for you. But where is the in between? Where is the guy taking a girl to an alley behind a bar and fucking her next to a dumpster while he tells her that she belongs in the alley because she’s his personal cum dumpster, and the people who stepped out for a smoke can clearly see this going on so he invites them to come closer and watch her get used, all the wile she’s smiling and having a great time? Where is it? I want that scene. It has to be out there somewhere. Where’s the guy who takes two women home with him and he sits back while giving them detailed, explicit, unbelievably vulgar instructions of what he wants them to do to each other while he jacks himself off watching them? Is it on a pay site? Tell me which one. Where’s the power play where it doesn’t look like anyone is getting abused or is being forced to endure pain or stress? Where is the humiliation that doesn’t include peeing on someone? Where is the dirty talk that is really fucking dirty but also realistic? Where is the sex without all the fake moaning???? Am I the only one who wants to see this stuff and that’s why it is so hard to find? Or am I just stupid and not looking in the right places. Whatever, I’m open to your recommendations.
Fuck. I went totally off the rails on this one. When I started to write, I was just trying to say that I had this idea for a sex scene that was kinda extra dirty and that always makes me nervous to write. But then I think to myself, what would @avveh do? I think she would write whatever fucked up idea came into her head… so I will too.
Oh, don’t be disgusting, we’re Time Lords, not animals. Try, nano-brain, to rise above the reproductive frenzy of your noisy little food chain, and contemplate friendship. A friendship older than your civilization and infinitely more complex.
I hope my boyfriend wasn't too mean to you...He can be very mean sometimes. Except to me, of course, because he loves me so much.
*makes out with Doctor against wall*
My heart is maintained by the Doctor.
And both of them yours.
Oh Clara, Clara, Clara. You know, I should shoot you in a jealous rage, now wouldn't that be sexy?
Stop shouting, love....
Ask me! Come on, you know you want to. You want to know what my plan is. You'll be surprised. I've got a gift for you. You know, I've been up and down your timeline, meeting all those silly people who died to keep you alive. And you know what I worked out? What you really need?...To know that you're just like me!
I need you to know we're not so different. I need my friend back. Every battle, every war, every invasion. From now on, you decide the outcome.
We can, we can go together [to Gallifrey], just you and me. Just like the old days.
You'd be clapped in irons.
If you like.
Since when do you care about the Doctor?
Doctor, listen to me. I know traps. Traps are my flirting. This is a trap.
Listen to that. The Doctor without hope. Nobody is safe now.
The Doctor gave it to me when my daughter....
*travels through a Dalek infested sewer and city in heels while keeping his pet safe* No. No, no, no, no. Doctor, what have you done? *runs towards danger to save the Doctor from his own stupidity*
*laughs at the Doctor's sarcastic comeback like a schoolgirl with a massive crush*
In a way, this is why I gave her to you in the first place. To make you see. The friend inside the enemy, the enemy inside the friend...Everyone's a bit of both, everyone's a hybrid.
Please, I'll do anything. Just let me live...I'll be good, I promise. I'll turn, I'll turn good. Please. Teach me, teach me how to be good...I know I'm going to die. I have to say it, the truth. Without hope, without witness, without reward, I am your friend.
Of course she's not dead, she's a friend of mine. I may have fiddled with your wiring a little bit.
*stays in Vault for decades even though she could escape at any time*
C'est super. So, what have you got so far? *drapes herself across piano whilst encouraging the Doctor to puzzle out how to defeat the monks*
*cries* ...You didn't tell me about this bit.
I'm sorry, but this is good.
*peers shyly around console rotor*
Sure, that's fine...But Doctor, please tell me, really. Are you alright?
*cries* I don't even know why I'm crying. Why, why do I keep doing that now?
I don't know. Maybe you're trying to impress me.
Yes. Probably some devious plan, that sounds about right.
Well the alternative would be much worse.
The alternative is that this is for real and it's time for us to become friends again.
Do you think so? *Takes step forward. The Doctor steps back, then tentatively takes Missy's hands in his own. Missy gasps in surprise.*
I don't know. That's the trouble with hope. It's hard to resist. *Lets go of Missy's hands and walks away.*