i don't even know what else to tag this with lmao

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infodumping about the ocean

@thunderboltsortofapenny said: No no let’s do this! Why would steve need to be fake married. Or why would bucky need to be fake married to Steve. We need a reason. #Viper do the thing #It’ll be fun!

So I did the thing, and it’s stupid and terrible, but here, have it:


Bucky’s an EMT. Normal guy, just living his life, trying to help where he can. And then one day, all of a sudden, the aliens are invading NYC, and Bucky’s out there helping, right in the middle of the danger zone because of course he is.

There’s a fight going on, and a bunch of freaks in weird suits seem to be fighting the aliens, but Bucky doesn’t have much time to focus on anything other than all the people in dire need of medical attention. He does what he can to help, grabs the first metal bar he can find and fights only the aliens getting in his way, and works himself to exhaustion. Then there’s a blast, and it sends a man flying right into the wall next to him.

“Hey, you okay?” Bucky asks, rushing to help him, and though Bucky could’ve sworn the blow was hard enough to crush anyone’s ribs, he’s surprised to see the man–who must’ve been on his way to a costume party–stand up practically unscathed.

He’s got broad shoulders and a strong jaw and eyes of the prettiest shade of blue Bucky’s ever seen, and even with his face covered in soot and grime and blood, Bucky’s heart skips a beat.

For a few seconds the man seems a bit disoriented, then he finally registers Bucky’s presence. “What are you doing here?? Get out of the streets!”

“I was–” Bucky starts, and is cut off by an explosion right above their heads and a bunch of debris raining down on them, and a hand shoving him aside.

When he comes to, which is a surprise in itself, the dust has started to clear, and the man who’s clearly saved his life is carrying him as if he weighed nothing, concern in those beautiful eyes and a big, warm hand pressed tenderly against Bucky’s neck, checking for a pulse.

He locks eyes with Bucky and sighs in relief, the hint of a smile on his plush lips, but the hand remains where it is. “Hi,” he says. “You all right?”

“Y-yeah… Thank you,” Bucky replies, but he doesn’t move to free himself of the man’s arms. His stomach is doing something weird, and the man surely has other people to rescue, but for a few seconds they both just stay there, shell-shocked and staring at each other like the world around them has stopped.

Then something blows up nearby, and the spell is broken.

Carefully, the man helps him to his feet, makes sure Bucky’s in one piece, and then says, “Find shelter, okay? Stay inside.”

Bucky’s not planning to, but he can’t find it in him to tell that to this incredible man, so he slowly licks his lips and nods. Before turning around to leave, the man offers him a small, shy smile.

- - - - -

During the next few weeks after the Chitauri attack on NYC, every single piece of footage of the Avengers fighting against the aliens and helping civilians goes viral. Phone videos, security cameras, blurry pics.

The most popular, by far, is a snapshot of Captain America carrying a guy, who can be seen fighting aliens and helping people in other videos, bridal style, thumb caressing his jaw, and both looking like lovestruck teenagers.

Bucky can’t go to the grocery store or even do his job without being stalked by the paparazzi or Cap’s groupies or just random people wanting to know what his Avenger name is, and for how long he’s been dating Captain America.

- - - - -

“You’ve ruined my life!!” Bucky tells him, because of course, of course Captain America would pick Bucky’s park for his morning run. Of course Bucky’d slip on wet leaves on the pavement precisely this morning, and of fucking course Captain America would just happen to be around to catch him at just the right time. Bucky’s seeing red.

“I’m sorry,” Captain America says, and it’s extremely unfair just how genuine and how much like a kicked puppy he looks.

Christ, Bucky wants to punch him.

- - - - -

Steve’s been living in PR hell.

He’s spent the past weeks “saving” girls and boys alike from getting hit by a bicycle, or fainting, or a fuckton of equally stupid shit.

The second anyone spots Captain America, there’ll suddenly be some kind of dangerous situation going down, and someone hoping Cap will carry them bridal style to safety and maybe fall head over heels in love with them in the process.

Steve is tired and done and ready to get back in the ice for another few decades, and shares Pepper’s worries that someone might actually put themself in real danger soon.

“We should handle this before it gets worse,” Nat says. And Steve agrees, of course, but he just doesn’t know how.

“Just marry the guy,” Clint suggests.

Steve almost chokes to death on his own spit.

“WHAT?”

Clint shrugs. “Why not? Half the world already thinks you’re dating…”

“Clint, he hates me…”

“Only cause people keep pestering him about this. If you two get married it’ll be a circus, but then it’ll blow over. He can’t even do his job right now, right? So you pay the guy for the trouble, yadda yadda, then when this is over you two get a quick divorce, and that’s it. Problem solved.”

For two minutes, no one else opens their mouth. Then:

“He’s got a point…”

“Tony, no,” Steve whines.

“You saw the footage, how he was helping those civilians… If you have to marry someone, he’s not a bad candidate,” Nat says, and then smirks. “Plus, he’s cute.”

Steve already knows he’s lost this battle, but that doesn’t help him feel any better about this. Yes, he’s cute. Yes, he’s a brave and kind and smart guy. Yes, Steve could very easily pretend to be married to him for a while and yes it’d help them both. None of that’s the problem.

The problem is that he kind of really likes the guy.

The problem is that the guy hates him.

This is a really, really bad idea.

andreil happy fics! ♥

basically, I’ve spent the previous week going through the AFTG tag (yes, I went through all the 1250 works) on ao3, because I needed more content, official or not. and since it was so freaking hard to find some quality happy content™ (bc apparently y'all like to suffer that much —which, to be fair, I should have expected and I can #relate), I thought I could make it easier for anyone else seeking it and share it here! 🎉

so this is a recommendation list with my favorites ones so far; they’re all from ao3, and if you find any of your works there and want me to remove them from this list, just message me and I’ll remove it. if you have any recommendations for me to add here, message me too! ♥ I haven’t read anything from ff.net or tumblr just yet, but I plan on doing that later this week.

they’re not all entirely happy and they’re not that happy either, but then again that’d be hard considering the amount of trauma and tragedy the authors have to work with (thanks nora). but!!! they’re happy enough to make it to this post, so yeah! you’ll probably gonna enjoy them.

right now there are more oneshots, canon-ish, mostly set right after TKM or a few years in the future. I might add an AU and multi-chapter category later, so keep checking for updates! and don’t forget to show appreciation for the authors by leaving comments and kudos! ♥

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Okay but

AU where everything is the same except the shield is an artifact like Mjolnir. Maybe it’s a long-lost Asgardian thing, maybe it’s some other non-Earth object. Point is, the shield is enchanted so that it only obeys the will of the wielder if their primary goal is protection. It’s just about impenetrable, can absorb any shocks, and strong enough to cut through or destroy just about anything–which would make it a perfect weapon, if anyone could figure out how to fucking use the thing. It doesn’t obey any laws of physics or movement as we know it, and SSR spends years experimenting with it until they finally give up and stick it in a crate somewhere. 

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exo shitpost #2: exo at the carnival
  • junmyeon: alright assholes go wild
  • chanyeol: hoo boy i'm going to win me some prizes
  • baekhyun: you suck ass at everything what could you possibly win
  • chanyeol: that thing with the hammer
  • sehun: your arms are two limp noodles lmao
  • chanyeol: fuck you
  • luhan: your weak ass can't even get it past the halfway mark
  • chanyeol: i don't deserve this verbal abuse you try it
  • luhan: what. the fuck.
  • luhan: it doesn't work
  • sehun: excuses are for the cheap
  • luhan: this is bullshit, this game is rigged, and we are going home
  • -
  • yifan: ok junmyeon let us get wild
  • junmyeon: would you fuck off i will not ride a roller coaster
  • yifan: why
  • junmyeon: because i may shit myself
  • junmyeon: but also because i don't want to be seen next to your crusty ass
  • yifan: why did i ever love you
  • -
  • jongdae: fuck yes corndogs
  • kai: holy shit kyungsoo take it slow
  • kyungsoo: i am a hungry bitch today don't speak to me
  • jongdae: did you really just inhale that entire corndog
  • kyungsoo: it's not that big
  • kai: i can personally assure you he's seen bigger
  • jongdae: wow kyungsoo, king of the dick
  • kyungsoo: if you don't shut up right now i might eat you
  • -
  • zitao: fuck i lost my watch, i must have left it on the ferris wheel
  • minseok: you irresponsible fuck what did i tell you about leaving your goddamn shit everywhere
  • zitao: here, take my ice cream and put it on your tits because you need to chill
  • minseok: /rubbing nosebridge/ how much did that stupid thing cost
  • zitao: it was gucci
  • minseok: i just pissed my pants
  • zitao: relax jethro i have like ten more at home
  • minseok: what
  • zitao: eleven including the one i gave to candy
  • minseok: you have eleven gucci watches, one of which is for your dog, and you still gave me a fucking slurpee for my birthday
  • zitao: at least it was a jumbo size
  • minseok: you're dead to me
  • -
  • yixing: life is fantastic
  • kyungsoo: you're a cheery mf today aren't you
  • yixing: why are you so pessimistic, go inhale another corndog
  • kyungsoo: i can't eat too many, i'm corn intolerant
  • yixing: that's not a thing
  • kyungsoo: i'm also mildly allergic to dogs
  • yixing: that's,,,, not how it works
  • luhan: don't bother this is from the same guy who didn't know how dna works
  • kyungsoo: no more kimchi spaghetti for you
  • -
  • sehun: cotton candy BITCH
  • chanyeol: this is your fifth one, stop it
  • sehun: i am in love with this shit
  • chanyeol: diabetes says hello
  • sehun: i might dye vivi this colour
  • chanyeol: what the fuck she's not an easter egg
  • sehun: doggosthetic
  • chanyeol: s e h u n that's abuse pLEASE DON’T DO THAT
  • -
  • yifan: aw fuck
  • junmyeon: what now you overgrown baby
  • yifan: i'm too tall for the bumpercars
  • junmyeon: too bad
  • yifan: this is no fair
  • junmyeon: go ride something else you ingrate
  • yifan: that's it i'm putting you on the death drop
  • junmyeon: you better freaking not
  • yifan: hi yes one ticket for the death drop
  • junmyeon: nonononono im sure i don't meet your height requirement eheheh
  • yifan: don't worry dear, they have seats for shrimps like you!
  • junmyeon: WU YI FAN YoU fUckeR
  • yifan: enjoy bitchy!!
  • junmyeon: YoU haVe a laWSUiT oN YoUR handS
  • -
  • baekhyun: OFF TO THE HOUSE OF MIRRORS WE GO
  • jongin: i love the fact that i still look hot in all of these
  • jongdae: hey baekhyun this mirror's got me looking just like you
  • baekhyun: how so?
  • jongdae: makes me look ugly as shit
  • jongin: im piSSing
  • baekyun: this kind of commentary is the reason no one loves you
  • -
  • luhan: haunted house, leggo
  • zitao: fuck this shit i'm out
  • minseok: nah i'm in let's do it
  • yixing: zitao i'll protect you
  • zitao: too late i'm already crying
  • minseok: oh ShiT i am Spooked
  • zitao: AHAHADSHJF UHUHUHUH WAHHDHJFF
  • luhan: his soul has left him
  • yixing: you made it taozi, i’m proud of you
  • zitao: thanks yixing, the only thing that helped me through it was the fact that those goblins back there kinda resembled you and it was really funny
  • yixing: wow, this is basically bullying!
  • -
  • junmyeon: well boys, it's been fun
  • kyungsoo: no it has not
  • junmyeon: but we must head back to hell
  • yifan: he means home
  • junmyeon: trust me, i mean hell

PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK MONSTA X COPIED BTS LMAO HONEY I DON’T THINK THE STARSHIP PRODUCTION TEAM GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT WHAT BTS DID AS THEIR CONCEPT. JUST BECAUSE THE COLOR PALLETE OF TWO PICTURES LOOK SIMILAR DOESN’T MEAN IT’S “”“COPIED”“” SIT DOWN FOR A MOMENT AND TAKE A FEW BREATHS JESUS

IT’S NOT EVEN THAT IT’S ABOUT MONSTA X OKAY I’M NOT BEING BIASED IT’S THAT THIS ENTIRE COMMUNITY IS SO FUCKING SENSETIVE WITH THESE THINGS???? LIKE TAKE A STEP BACK, ENJOY THE ART, FUCKING CHILL OUT. IN REALITY NO GROUP HAS CONTROL OVER WHAT THEIR CONCEPT IS GOING TO BE SO IT’S ACTUALLY COMPANIES COPYING EACH OTHER IF ANYTHING.

AND PEOPLE GET BITTER ABOUT THE SMALLEST THING? LIKE “OH NO THIS PERSON WAS IN THE SAME POSE AS THIS OTHER PERSON FROM ANOTHER GROUP” THAT DOESN’T COUNT AS COPYING, IT’S NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN EVEN COPY???

JUST BECAUSE TWO GROUPS HAS SIMILAR THINGS LIKE LET’S SAY THAT BATHTUB..,, THEY HAVE DIFFERENT MEANINGS!!!! THEY SYMBOLIZE DIFFERENT THINGS!!!! STOP ASSUMING THAT X COPIED Y FOR THE DUMBEST FUCKING REASONS!!!! COLOR PALETTES AND OBJECTS USED IN TWO DIFFERENT CONCEPTS IS NOT COPYING

I’VE SEEN CONCEPTS THAT HAVE LOOKED MORE LIKE THEY’VE COPIED EACH OTHER AND YOU KNOW WHAT I DID??? I TOOK A DEEP BREATH AND KEPT IT TO MYSELF BECAUSE IT LITERALLY DOES!!!! NOT!!!!! FUCKING!!!! MATTER!!!!! IT’S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL!!!!!!!

AND THIS REALLY APPLIES TO THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY NOT JUST THIS, IM REAL SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING THIS KIND OF SHIT

Goro Akechi is kind of a child

I mean, I know they outright say it in game, but his motives and everything are all based on an immature perception of the world that only a child would have, that whole “if I’m famous everyone will like me,” though to be fair I’ve felt like that a few times.

I like how his metaverse outfits reflect that - you have the princely, pure white outfit that he has normally, because he wants to project the image of the perfect guy and because he wants to believe that his methods and his motives are just, that he’s entitled to what he’s doing. He can’t be wrong, and he’s gonna prove it to everybody.

Also his mask has a long nose and he’s a liar like Pinocchio lmao

Then you have his actual twisted form, which is this weird black and blue (like his bruised ego lol) outfit with that helmet. Everybody else just has masks that cover their eyes, but this dude is so insecure that he’s got a huge helmet. And his outfit reminds me of like, a sentai costume.

Then you’ve got his weapons, which are a toy gun and a beam saber. The toy gun is self explanatory, but the beam saber looks kinda like one of those cheap plastic swords you’d get at the fair or at some dollar store.

Even his idea of being a popular ace detective reminds me of Detective Conan, something that a lot of kids probably watch. I mean, not just kids, but you know what I’m getting at.

Poor kid just wanted some friends. Maybe in the eventual updated rerelease we’ll be able to save him or something.

anonymous asked:

Neko!Dan is adopted by Phil from the shelter, he hides for weeks, scared of Phil and what he might do. He knocks over a vase and he starts crying. Phil hugs him. They slowly fall in love and it ends in smut

I did it again, I wrote a fucking novel trying to build the backstory and establish everything before it gets to the smut lmao. if there’s anything you should know about my writing is that I always write a lot… Please note that Tumblr mobile does not like this fic, you’ll have to read it on web, sorry!

my excuse is that this prompt deserves a full fic so you can appreciate the “slowly falling in love” part :) this is 6443 words long and I am screaming how did I get here??? anyway that’s why this one has a read more lol

contains: mentions of past abuse, riding

Ful(phil)lment


Phil looked around at all of the nekos in the shelter, feeling a little overwhelmed. Some of them were wailing, some were sleeping, some were totally ignoring him, and some were staring intently at him without making a sound or even blinking. His mum had suggested he get a neko for companionship since she was afraid he was lonely, and he wasn’t ashamed to admit that he was. I don’t want a neko because they’re a neko, though. I hate thinking about them sitting in their cages for years, not wanted by anyone.

He walked down the aisles, not sure exactly what he should be looking for. He nibbled at his bottom lip as he thought about how a lot of nekos came from bad homes or rough beginnings; it made him want to adopt them all and take them home with him, let them live their lives the way they wanted to.

“Sir? Do you need any help?” A woman asked. He turned around.

“Ah… I’m just not really sure what I’m looking for,” he said sheepishly, suddenly aware that he’d already been there for 30 minutes without really looking closely at any of the nekos.

“Do you have a preference for what gender?” She asked. “Any desired personality traits, skills…?”

* “Not particularly? I’m just looking for a companion, really,” Phil said, scratching his cheek. That sounds like they’re robots programmed to do certain things…

“Hmm, well unfortunately that doesn’t really narrow down your options, but I will say that a lot of the nekos towards the back are… a little warier of humans for various reasons. You can talk to any of the nekos if you want, but I can’t guarantee that they’ll want to answer you. If there’s one you’re particularly interested in, let me know and I can put you guys in a private room to see how things go.”

Phil nodded and he walked away, heading right for the “warier” nekos at the back. He felt bad for the nekos back there; he figured that most people would stick to the front and middle, so they must rarely get any attention. Although maybe that’s for good reason, he thought, stopping briefly. What if I go in and I stress them out? … But what if I find a neko in there who really needs to get out of here?

Having convinced himself, Phil pushed open the door and walked inside. It looked the same as the part of the shelter with the more “adoptable” nekos, but all of the nekos he could see from the doorway reacted to his presence by hissing, pressing themselves all the way back in their cages, or just turning their back on him.

He walked further in, peering around. It was uncomfortable feeling so many eyes on him. Phil scanned the placards in front of the cages, trying not to stress out the nekos even more by staring back at them. Alison, Everitt, Chris, Lisa, Emily… Came from an abusive home, found on the streets, found living with a pack in the forest, came from an abusive home, unknown…

Phil was reading another placard: Dan… Unknown… Refuses to speak to anyone… Can be standoffish…. Needs a home with adults only, shows fear when startled or exposed to sudden movement…

“Makes them sound like pets instead of creatures capable of rational thought,” Phil mumbled under his breath.

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anonymous asked:

I really love AU fics, so I want to know what are your favourites (chaptered). But like really AU changing a lot the story (like That's Not My Name, You Don't Even Know Me, Half Blade and Half Silk... you know what I mean?) And I'm sending you love and luck <3

Thanks love :’) I’m sending both right back! ♥

Listen, you are lucky you only asked for chaptered fics, because otherwise this would be like 10 times longer (not that it’s not long as it is lmao). Have fun!

P.S. Those 3 you named are some of my favorites too, but I feel like I still need to list them anyway, I’m sure someone else will appreciate it ;)

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  • Half Blade and Half Silk by smokeshop ✓
    Summary:
    uni!au; Isak’s friends introduce him to an art student at a college party. He won’t stop calling Isak baby and Isak’s bad at pretending to hate it. College AU where Isak’s past is a little more colorful but Even still won’t leave him alone.

  • the city of illusions, the city of yearning by elisewin
    Summary: The whole point of going on a student exchange program is to meet people from different countries, learn about different cultures and so on. Isak, of course, falls in love with another Norwegian while in Rome. 

  • torches (life’s too short) by xxLeviBech
    Summary: “My mom used to tell me my thoughts would pour out of my ears if I kept thinking too hard.” Isak threw back another fry, keeping his gaze down. “That’s pretty fucked up, man.” Even deadpanned, making Isak snap his head up in a laugh .“Fuck you,” He giggled, tossing one of the soggier ones at Even and being decidedly unimpressed when he caught it in his mouth. Or, a canon divergence AU in which Isak’s childhood is exponentially more severe – where he can’t remember coming to school without bruises, a bottle of hand-sanitizer, and long sleeves. It’s fine, he’s fine. It wasn’t for his friends, though; and that’s how he wound up here, in a fold-up chair every Tuesday and Friday, talking about his experiences with other post-secondary kids diagnosed with some kind of PTSD. It’s also where meets a guy whose name starts with the same letters as everything, because that’s… exactly what he is.

  • with love, from anonymous by cosetties & iriswests ✓
    Summary: secret admirer!au; Isak just wants to get his coffee in peace, Even has a crush, and there’s a secret admirer on the loose.

  • in better light, everything changes by TimeInABottle ✓
    Summary: wrong number!au; “I just checked the revue website and blackmailing people for smoking weed wasn’t listed under the Kosegruppa description"… Isak accidentally texts a stranger (Even) while trying to text Sana.

  • i guess that’s destiny doing it right by allyasavedtheday ✓
    Summary: The alternate universe where Even originally went to Nissen and became friends with Isak and Jonas when they started first year but moved away after his episode at the start of second year only for Isak to never hear from him again. Fastforward to the summer before Isak starts college when he’s travelling around Spain and bumps into a certain someone in Barcelona.

  • I’m Not A Baby by cuteandtwisted ✓  
    Summary: childhood friends!au; “This is Even, my bro. The part about him being my personal servant is kind of true though.” “Your bro? Your bro?! What the fuck, Isak? We need to get rid of this whole masculinity thing they teach you at Nissen.” aka, Isak and Even are childhood friends.

  • love and condoms by kassie ✓  
    Summary: Isak was about turn on his heels and say “Fuck it” and go home, when a tall, slender-looking boy approached him from down the aisle. Shit. “Finding everything okay?” he asked once he reached Isak, his face entirely consumed by his smile. Judging from his choice of clothing, the boy definitely worked here. And, by the black letters scribbled on his name tag, the boy’s name was Even. Great.. Or: Isak owes Eskild a favor and Eskild sends him out to buy condoms where he runs into a tall boy who is a little too eager to help him.

  • super rich kids by koolranchkidz
    Summary: The van was parked on the side of the empty city street, next to an apartment building. The sun had begun to peek out from behind the horizon and the streetlight had been turned off for the past ten minutes. Even heard Jonas grunt, “Fucking finally! Jesus-” from the front seat. He turned to face the other car window and froze in his spot at the sight. He saw a boy coming down the apartment stairwell lugging an over-packed, black suitcase lazily behind him with one hand. In his other hand, the boy was holding a cup of KB coffee with drips of brown down the sides. He couldn’t make out the boy’s face from that far away, but going by his body language, Even could tell he was exhausted. Or: In which Jonas is rich as fuck and takes The Boysquad™ to the Bahamas after graduation, and many, many things happen.

  • I feel it when you look at me by photographer_of_thoughts
    Summary: blind!Even; “Did you hear about the new guy?“ Jonas asked, motioning over to the other side of the cafeteria. Isak looked up and became rather breathless at the sight of the tall, blonde, and totally gorgeous boy wearing sunglasses. Wait. Sunglasses? Inside? “Must suck to be the new transfer and blind. I hope someone is helping him find all his classes.” Or, Isak and Even learn to see each other.

  • making new clichés by strangetowns
    Summary: childhood friends!au; They are young teenage boys who don’t have jobs, and thus don’t have money except for when they beg their parents for allowances. The stunning lack of creativity that goes into their activities just goes without saying. What doesn’t go without saying is this - Even doesn’t care that they don’t do anything exciting. They could be lying on their backs for hours watching the ceiling and he’d still rather be there than anywhere else in the world. As long as Isak is there, he will have a good time. This is a thing he knows to be true. - In this universe, Isak and Even are best friends. Some things are different; some things stay exactly the same.

  • Something Borrowed, Something Blue by BluebeardsWife
    Summary: fake dating!au; Even hires Isak to pretend to be his boyfriend at his ex’s wedding.

  • WAKE UP! by cuteandtwisted
    Summary: Even can’t stop having dreams about this strange boy. He’s never seen him before. But why does it feel like he’s the only person that ever mattered? Or: Even has no idea who Isak is but he still loves him aka EvenDreams!AU

  • don’t you keep it all to yourself by colazitron
    Summary: coffee shop!au; Isak starts buying daily coffees before school at Kaffebrenneriet around the corner because it tastes better than the coffee in the cafeteria and keeps his hands warm. But mostly because the barista is heart-stoppingly cute. Or: An AU in which Even didn’t need to repeat his last year and instead started working at the coffeeshop Isak passes on his way to school every morning.

  • i hate your face, it makes my heart skip a beat by Bellakitse
    Summary: HateToLove!au & tutoring!au; Isak is failing History and his friends have the great idea that their new friend Even should tutor him. It’s perfect except Isak doesn’t like Even or the way his stupid face makes his stomach flip.

  • Those, who could not hear the music. by UniversalParadox_13
    Summary: In this story, Isak and Even are ballet students and collide while preparing for a play they’ll be performing in. It’s odd and exhilarating, and does not make sense to their yearning bodies and vulnerable hearts, until it does. But Even is in a steady relationship and Isak has no place for love his life, so there is that.

  • The Comments Below by DickAnderton ✓
    Summary: youtubers!au; Isak is a notoriously lazy gamer living with lgbt icon Eskild. When they invite youtube sensation Even Bech Naesheim over for a collaboration, #Evak is born. But it is not only their viewers who are falling in love.

  • That’s Not My Name by cuteandtwisted ✓
    Summary: one-night stand!au; “Isak.” Even smiled, then licked his lips. “Wanna go back to my place?” - aka: Isak is an exchange student in new york city where he meets a very forward and bewitching Even.

  • I’m Not in Love by cuteandtwisted ✓
    Summary: uni!au; Isak was not in love. Nope. Not even close. Or: Even never transferred to Nissen in his third year, so they meet in college instead. Uni AU in which Isak doesn’t believe in love but Even Bech Næsheim won’t stop kissing him. 

  • Home Is Wherever I’m With You by cuteandtwisted  
    Summary: travel!au; “Hi. I’m Even and I don’t usually walk around in nothing but a towel.” “Uh, I’m Isak.” “Isak. Mind if I kidnap you for some fun sightseeing activities?” Or Isak and Even keep meeting in hostels all around the world and never exchanging contact information.

  • The Notion of Falling by smokeshop
    Summary: HateToLove!au; Isak hates Even and Even hates Isak and Sana is the only one who knows why.

  • Things Look Different in the Morning by allyasavedtheday  
    Summary: roomates!au & uni!au; “So,” he says, drawing the word out. “I told Even he could stay here.”Isak blinks, convinced he’s misheard. “Eskild,” he says flatly. “We don’t have a spare room.” Eskild straightens his back, expression turning sheepish. “That’s the other part…I was thinking he could stay in your room?” * In which Even needs a place to stay, kollektivet gains a new roommate, and Isak just really wants to sleep.

  • Membership Dues by Sabeley
    Summary: fraternity!au; Isak is pledging Even’s fraternity. Even keeps having to be reminded that he’s not allowed to date the pledges. “It’s a ten-week pledge period. How hard could it be?” Famous last words.

  • Doctor Patient Confidentiality by skambition 
    Summary: “Male, maybe late 20s, didn’t carry an ID. Was hit by a car. Broken ribs, lots of internal bleeding, his left hand needs some work, a lot of crushed bones. Punctured lung. His heart frequency shows irregularities, but we’re not sure why. Unconscious. The driver called, he’s in surgery, too.” “Okay, thanks”, Isak said, got his rubber gloves and went into the OR. He was good at fixing people. And he knew it.

  • take me to the stars by iriswests  
    Summary: HateToLove!au & friends with benefits!au; Isak thinks Even is pretentious and impractical. Even thinks Isak is arrogant and uptight. They’re not each other’s biggest fans, even if they do happen to have spectacular sex on a very, very drunken night. And Isak doesn’t mean to do it again, but he does, anyway, so now they’re establishing ground rules and deciding that maybe they can keep doing this, no strings attached, no commitments, no feelings, and, most importantly, no need to stop disliking each other.And then it’s not quite that simple anymore.

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Land Next to Me: Chapter 3

A/N: Woah this was longer than I planned-way over. This is almost twice the amount of chapter one lmao but anyways, here you guys go!! We’re back to Lucy’s POV now and things are escalating quickly!! 

Thanks @canasexual for being a lovely beta for this!! Honestly made this chapter so much better! <3 

Fandom: Fairy Tail/the 100

Rated: T

Words: 4369

Pairings: Nalu, eventual Gajevy and Jerza

Summary: Three hundred years since the human race has set foot on Earth, one hundred teen prisoners are sent down with nothing but their wits and each other. Even though she’s just as scared as everyone else, Lucy Heartfilia will do anything she can to make sure they survive.

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Chapter 3: Revenge Isn’t Justice

“Levy, I don’t know what to do,” Lucy cried as she kicked her bed, frustrated. “Don’t the people deserve to know they’re going to die in three months?”

Lucy was fucking terrified. Old memories ate at her, her stomach in knots while the rest of her body felt numb. If she had just kept her mouth shut, then maybe Levy…

Levy.

Broken. Bleeding. Dying.

Her breathing was haggard and heavy, her mind a jumbled mess with her thoughts disconnected and running rampant. They had somehow made it back to the camp, she surmised after looking up and seeing the dropship. She stumbled forward a few steps with tears freely flowing down her face, distorting her vision. She moved her hand to wipe the tears from her face and grimly realized that she was shaking.

A broken cry ripped from her throat as she hunched over as she felt her chest constrict. Her hands moved to grip her hair in an unsuccessful attempt to regain her composure, her thoughts and emotions completely overwhelmed by guilt and fear.

It was all her fault.

Levy was only on the ground because of her. Lucy had confided in her and told her about her mother’s plan to let the people of the Ark know that it was dying. She never even thought to consider the possibility someone could overhear them.

Lucy clutched the bracelet on her wrist, thoughts of her mother and her pointless death running through her mind as her stomach lurched up to her throat. Maybe if she tried to stop her mother, tried to convince her that she had been wrong, maybe she’d still be alive, maybe Levy and Lucy would still be in space where it was safe. At least, safer than the ground.

But her mom wasn’t wrong. The people did deserve to know.

And they never would.

She could hear voices getting closer, her body still bent over with her hands on her knees as she  tried to catch her breath. She had to stay strong.

Or, at least, look it.

With great amount effort and the little energy she had left, Lucy stood up, back straight, wiping away the tears that still fell from her face.

“What the hell happened?”

Jellal.

She wanted to laugh. Of course Jellal would be the one doing the questioning. It was only natural for the kids to look up to him after all; he was technically an adult and they were just a bunch of adolescent criminals who were sent down to save the lives of the innocent.

“We’re not alone,” she breathed out, staring him dead on. She saw his eyes widen, shock and confusion appearing on his face. There were mutters coming from all around her at her words, and she could hear them try to figure out what she was talking about. “There are survivors. Levy, she…” she trailed off. She couldn’t say it. It would only make it too real—too painful.

“She got hit.” She heard Loke finish and she gave him a half smile out of thanks. Her breath hitched at the look on his face—eyes red and jaw tense. He was trying to be strong, but she could tell that he was breaking down just like the rest of them.  

Her ears picked up the sounds of whimpering and her heart broke as she turned her head to see Jet and Droy with tears running down their cheeks, staring at the ground with an arm wrapped around each other. She felt her tears come back—though she doubted they even stopped in the first place—at the sight. They loved Levy just as much as she did, maybe even more.

“We need to go back for her. She could still be alive.” It wasn’t a question—Lucy needed backup. It was true they didn’t know what was out there, but there was no way was she leaving Levy for dead. “You have to come with us, Jellal. You have to help us.” Her voice cracked at the end, her words filled with pleading and desperation.

Lucy hated to ask him, she really did.

But he had a gun, and Levy was more important than her personal feelings.

She could see the pain, the conflict, in his eyes. He didn’t know Levy, hell, he didn’t even really know her. There was no reason for him to help her. More importantly, they now had more life-threatening issues to worry about, like the fact that there are survivors who potentially wanted to kill them all. The crowd started to raise their voices and she could tell panic was starting to settle in with everyone and she was slightly surprised it didn’t happen sooner.

“No,” Jellal stated, voice firm, “it’s a bad idea. We’d only get ourselves hurt—killed. We need a plan; you need to think this through, princess.” His eyes we’re focused on her as he crossed his arms in resolve.

It’s not like she expected him to say yes.

But it still hurt.

“We need to build a wall,” he shouted as he turned to the crowd of teens surrounding them, “make a defence to keep them out.” She wanted to yell, to scream at him to stop being such an idiot, but he wasn’t. A wall was a good idea. She could admit that. It would hopefully keep the grounders at bay, make it known they weren’t welcome. But right now, to her, it didn’t matter.

Nothing mattered except saving her friend, and she’d be damned if she stayed to build a wall when she could be saving a life.

“What if it was Wendy?” she demanded, hands moving to her hips as she took a few determined steps forward, mustering up a look she hoped was intimidating. She had to look in control. His face contorted to one of complete shock and she saw his jaw clench, his hands curl into balls. His features changed to one of anger as he strode towards her, and for a moment, she was scared. She stood her ground, however, not backing down from his towering frame. She knew she made him think twice, that he might change his mind, because the reality of the situation started to sink in, she could see it in his expression, the way his body was tense.

She could only hope to God that he did, because she needed him.

“But it’s not,” his voice was low, tall frame looming over hers, “it’s not Wendy. I don’t know Levy, she’s not my only responsibility. And if I can save ninety-nine lives over one, I’m going to.” She crumpled at his words, shoulders shaking as she held back her tears.

Her teeth chewed the inside of her cheek, not knowing what to say. Because he was right, Levy was one life out of a hundred. She didn’t matter to him.

But Lucy couldn’t help but hate him for it anyway.

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anonymous asked:

Honestly things have been such a mess lately and looking more and more like it's going to be a long term battle. Not even sure if there is still a band left anymore. I still care about the guys but if we have to continue with the bullshit then I don't see the point really. Now we got two fake babies and a bunch of fake girlfriends and the most shady promo. I would rather give my time and money to someone else. Still gonna be here for your writing though :)

Who would’ve thought this shit would stretch for long and get even worse, eh? I certainly wouldn’t. But we’re here, and that’s the current situation. *sighs*

I don’t even worry about the band TBH. All this shit we’re seeing traces back to money. We’re seeing the result of a predatory industry preying on young talents (literal kids when the boys started). So, even if it takes 20 years, 1D will still come back because it’s profitable. (New Kids on The Block have returned, so why not 1D?).

Even if they were at each other’s throats (like the press wants us to believe), at one point they would still come back because $$$. Remember how everyone got excited about the prospect of some dude suing 1D and how that would mean all five reunited in court? That only proves that, despite the fuckery in this fandom, people would nut for a reunion. End of. 1D are a big name. It doesn’t matter that many think they’re a band for kids. Pretty much everyone knows about 1D, even if just to mock them as “kiddies stuff”.

(And here I don’t have much to say because 1D’s team targets grown men making all kinds of lewd jokes and singing innuendos at kids. If you go back to UAN tour, you’ll know a bunch of hormonal teenage boys were NEVER appropriate for little kids. “Blow a kiss, blow a job”? “Different dick every night”? PLS!)

But back to the subject. Yeah, it feels like everything will drag for some time. We see all those babies around, and it doesn’t seem like we’re getting any denouement soon. We can’t enjoy anything about the boys’ solo careers without some kind of fuckery, or being used to promote their so-called “girlfriends”. Everything is normal and people break up and get cheated and go back again.  Yup, nothing to see here. Celebrities are fickle and so are the normal people associated to them. :)

Many don’t care for facts and roll with it. Some even want you to dumb down to their level when logic and facts tell you otherwise. Fandom life is more and more complicated because you don’t know who to follow, the friend of yesterday is the heterosexuality-loving anti of tomorrow blocking you and pretending like they’ve never seen the shadiness they turn a blind eye on now. Many of your blog friends are deleting or changing blogs completely; everybody and their nan are a Kpop blog now.

I agree with you in that we don’t have many positive things right now. Haven’t had them for years now TBH. It’s just no fun. I can see why investing time in other thing would be nice, or even just enjoy casually the music that (hopefully) comes out. I’ll probably do that at one point, too. I’m not interested in drama. When I want drama I watch Soraya Montenegro try to kill three different characters in the same scene★. Now That’s What I Call Drama™.

All that said, I still want to see the boys emerge victorious. It won’t be easy (we’re seeing it now), but one day something good must happen, right? We’ve never asked for much.

We wanted nice merch? Have dolls, bags and 256 perfumes!

We wanted OT5 content? Too bad, they’re all mortal enemies now. Their securities actually are to protect them from one another.

We wanted the rumoured collabs with other artists like FOB? Get rekt! There’s no ‘team’ in ‘featuring’, and have I mentioned that all 1D boys hate each other?

We’re honestly starved of everything we’d get from a normal band. I’ll be blunt here: I don’t give a single fuck about personal lives, naming their families members or whom they’re supposedly banging. I never did. But what did we get? A bunch of “relatable” canvas girlfriends to supposedly makes us squee. Aww, see that? The boys date normal girls! Older girls! That means you too can be a 1D girlfriend!!! Yeahhh… there’s not a single thing surrounding 1D that had been aimed for typical fans. Everything had been done like we all want to bone them. (And many do, but that’s not everyone. They’re not pieces of meat and we’re not fucking pumas!)

1D success has been DESPITE their team. The boys are loveable and their bond is what has drawn most of the people in. I still think we don’t have many 1D fans as we have “I’m [1D boy]’s fan and I’m stick with the other 4” around here. Too many hateful stans that thrive on tearing the others down to elevate their fave. When I think about that, it’s not hard see why 1D shitty team got away with the putrid stuff they try to feed us: too many scavengers.

Anyway! I have no idea where I was going with this (it’s mostly 1AM ramblings), but yeah. We can only hope for something good in less than 20 years. I wish all five the best and want to see them succeed. I hope I can see it happen before we’re all 50-somethings. And thank you for the kind words. :) Glad my writing can add something positive to this hellhole of fandom. I’m here for the music, the boys’ friendship, to support them and fandom content. Sadly those are the things we don’t get any more. *sighs*

hey so i’m way too lazy to make a separate twitter for spoilers so i’m dumping my kh 0.2 liveblog here, under a cut! it is RIFE with SPOILERS so this is your fair warning about that. also, since cuts don’t work on mobile, PLEASE SCROLL LIKE THE WIND if you are on your phone and averse to these things

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ARE YOU MY DAD

okay i’ve delayed this for long enough

IM SERIOUSLY SCARED FOR ONION’S HEALTH

i mean, i know sadie is in danger as well. and onion isn’t exactly my favorite character.

BUT COME ON

THAT FACE

I WOULD BE SCARED TOO

with that why don’t i give my analysis of the promo?

Originally posted by sociallyawkwardphangirl

SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN

DON’T GIVE ME THAT CUTESY STEVEN AND CONNIE STUFF (actually please do i enjoy it quite a lot,) I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO HIDE

First of all, I think it should be worth noting that they give us that vital flashback to the Zoo arc. It further establishes what is likely to happen in this bomb. It causes you to remember that one Yellow Diamond line. You know the one.

“Then there’s still time.”

I will admit, it’s odd how this hasn’t been addressed earlier, but I’m willing to let that slide for now. You can look at all though SU critic blogs if you want to hear commentary on season four, and pacing, and whatnot.

CN YOU CAN’T HIDE THE TRUTH FROM ME

I’m calling it right now. This is going to be the vehicle of transportation for the two new gems being introduced, the Homeworld gems. Why else would they show this ride? Sure, it could be to set the mood, but of course, I want to see something more.

It’s obvious what’s happening here. Sadie goes missing, blah blah blah. Can we just talk about the way the promo presents this scene in general? Honestly, it’s masterfully chilling, with Sadie walking into the darkness, and Steven narrating, confused, “Sadie never came home last night?”

I also think the soundtrack at this part really amplifies the mood as well, SERIOUSLY I CAN’T PRAISE THIS SHOW’S SOUNDTRACK ENOUGH I SHOULD MKE ANOTHER POST DEDICATED PURELY TO SOUNDTRACK APPRECIATION

but anyways.

Ah yes. The only time we see Garnet in this entire promo. I find this rather intriguing, as it could mean multiple things. One, the most likely, they didn’t want to put in as many Garnet shots. But what’s the fun in that?

There’s also a possibility that another The Return will be pulled, and Ruby and Sapphire will be poofed. Also interesting, especially when you consider the possible parallels that could be produced to the hand ship’s arrival. This could be something that motivates Steven to give himself up to the diamonds, (which I’ll get to in a sec.) 

After all, is it really realistic steven will do it out of the kindness of his heart?

okay maybe it sort of is it’s steven after all, BUT I WANT TO SPICE THINGS UP

I’m willing to bet that this has something to do with the two new gems. (I’m not going to say their names for spoiler’s sake.) After all, Connie is totally panicked, and even Steven looks pretty distressed. If this was just some normal corrupted gem, I can make a safe bet they would be slightly calmer. Not entirely calm, but much less panicked than they are now. You dig?

There is a lot of speculation on who Steven is trying to call. I’m willing to conclude that it’s Greg, not Sadie, for one reason. The promo says “Sadie never came home last night?” Why would he wait until the next evening to try and contact her?

On that note, PLEASE DON’T LET GREG TO BE TAKEN AGAIN, I DON’T THINK MY HEART COULD STAND IT

Then we see an Onion missing poster. Obvious enough meaning, so I didn’t screenshot it.

A lot of people say Pearl is crying because of what Steven is about to do/ what Steven just did. I mostly agree with them on that, it makes the most logical sense.

I’d like to propose another teory. A much likely one, but, god, I would die of both happiness and despair if it became true.

Mystery Girl, as mentioned multiple times in Last One Out Of Beach City, looking startlingly like a Rose Quartz. All of the Rose Quartzes are either shattered or bubbled in the room we see Blue Diamond in, in That Will Be All, (at least, that’s what can be inferred.)

Imagine the diamonds find a human who looks so much like a Rose Quartz, it’s uncanny? They’re going to want to take that human and investigate.

Just a really far fetched guess, but all the same, if it came true, I would collapse.

Exactly Steven.

Same color palette as the scene with Pearl in the water and Steven on hisphone, but notice that Pearl’s hair isn’t wet. I’m sure that gem clothing and hair doesn’t dry magically in the span of afew seconds, so this leads me to believe that the scene with Pearl in the water takes place after Steven beams himself up. (a la BEAM ME UP SCOTTY)

sorry.

Okay, so there’s a lot going on here. First of all, note that this light is yellow. This will be important later.

Second, notice how not only is Steven leaving of his own free will, he’’s giving the thumbs up. It’s obvious that he isn’t being taken, and if I had to guess, this could be some deal arranged with the two new gems? (not saying their names for spoilers sake.)

This is all speculation, after all.

Honestly, I think Steven should be grateful he wasn’t just knocked out and whisked away into space.

OKAY SO BACK TO THIS SCENE

Notice how the entire scene seems to be basked in, you guessed it, yellow light.

Okay, one could argue that this is simply daytime, hence the lighting. However, why would the two gems take Onion away in broad daylight? It’s kidnapper 101, especially considering this area seems wide open.

No, it makes more sense that the light we’re seeing is coming from the ship Steven is entering, which could also be the ride seen earlier in the promo. There are quite a lot of connections to be made, aren’t there?

“She wouldn’t have wanted this. But I do.”

Steven is turning himself in. End of discussion.

NOW WE GET TO THE INTERESTING PART

ARE YOU MY DAD

IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO REALIZE BUT DOESN’T THE VOICE SOUND LIKE PEPPA PIG?

anyways

I really believe, like many people, that this is one of the gems that has come to find Steven. (once again, no names.) Confused, they might try to find Steven’s dad by saying my dad, instead of, you know, Greg. Because that’s the only way they know him, my dad.

Of course, I will die of laughter if this turns out to be Onion’s voice. No wonder he hasn’t talked. Whatever the case, I simply can’t wait until MAY FREAKING THE 8TH

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anonymous asked:

Hi!! Soooo... Nonnie here noticed a daddy discourse with Milord Kojuro lately... T_T I know you said you don't like Daddy kink but what are your thoughts on it mod-chan? I like it, but it feels weird now...

Aw, geez… I know I’m still technically on hiatus and all, but I really feel a need to answer this.

Don’t feel weird about what you like, okay? There’s nothing really inherently wrong with the daddy kink–plenty of people have probably explained it better, but all it is, is essentially a powerplay dynamic. If there are two consenting adults who communicate the aspects of that specific relationship to one another in a safe environment, then like… hey, do what you want, y’know? Safety, communication, and consent is really all that’s essential here.

Kinks are kinks–some people are going to be into the same stuff as you, and some people just aren’t. In my case, daddy kink makes me pretty uncomfortable for personal reasons, so I’m not really into it. But in other cases, plenty of people find it really appealing, and that’s fine, too! I’m not going to go out of my way to tell those people to stop liking what they like. For one, it’s content I can just scroll past, and two, like… why would I just take time to ruin other people having a good time? This goes for just about anything–if they’re not going out of their way to bother you, there’s no need for you to do the same. 

Now in terms of Kojuro and the daddy kink, like… It’s not the fact that it’s applied to him in different contexts that bothers me–there’s so many fictional characters that are associated with that kink in fan content, so hey, that’s cool! But what I don’t like is that it’s like… the whole concept is associated with him? If that makes sense? I didn’t even want to play Kojuro’s route because he was so inherently associated with the kink at first, and he was one of the very last routes I played because of it. But I ended up really liking it–which is why I feel kind of troubled by the way he’s portrayed otherwise at times. (Did you know he doesn’t actually call you “precious girl” once in his main story?)

I don’t like Kojuro being “daddy” by default, is what I mean. It’s not something I care for, but it’s really hard to avoid it when it comes to looking for content of him. And I think that’s what quite a few fans are bothered by.

tl;dr I don’t think there’s anything actually bad about associating Kojuro with a daddy kink, but I kind of wish it wasn’t some of the sole content I see from him because it’s so threaded into his character in fandom.

But do I think that people who do like to associate with that kink should be shamed for doing so? Fuck no! Anon, you’re allowed to like what you like with kinks, and if that’s a kink you like to associate with your favorite character, then don’t let anybody stop you. I encourage you to find more of that content that appeals to you–and there are going to be a lot of people who agree with you! You’re certainly not alone, so don’t let someone immediately silence you with shame for anything, alright?

I’ve only seen a couple posts about this subject, but please anon, I promise there’s nothing for you to feel weird about, okay? So long as you’re spreading positive content of the stuff you like, then you don’t need to worry about anything. 

anonymous asked:

For the P5 Ask meme: Akechi, Velvet Room and Mementos?

Thank you! ^^


Akechi: Character you had the biggest change of heart about?

(SPOILERS!) I think most of us have the same answer to this question lolol. But yes, definitely Akechi. I actually COULD NOT STAND him at first for no good reason other than intuition LMAO. I roasted him really hard throughout the game, and I feel bad about it now. ;_; I kind of warmed up when he joined the party (still didn’t trust him tho). After the backstory, I still didn’t like him… but I understood. Now I find him, or rather his past, very relatable. I wish we could have interacted with him more, other than him telling you his story at Leblanc. I feel like his character was way too rushed, and that he got killed off out of laziness. >


Velvet Room: Unpopular opinion?

I don’t know if this is unpopular, but PHANTOM THIEF MISHIMA was a wasted opportunity. Like??? Yes please??? That would be great??? I wanna date the hell out of him too help


Mementos: Least Favorite part in the game?

Maybe the end? Like from Akechi’s death to the rest of the game it felt a bit rushed, but I can understand since Atlus kept pushing back the date and people were beginning to get frustrated. ;_; 

I was tagged by @anicakrizanovic

1. What is that you dislike the most about people?

them striving to be/feeling like they are superior or special… it makes people annoying at best and cruel at worst

2. What is your favorite TV show and why?

at the moment i love historical tv shows like versailles, the tudors, reign (even though it’s not accurate), vikings but also game of thrones

3. What is the best cure for a broken heart?

lmao, i’m horrible so my answer is to find someone else. as cold-hearted as that sounds I think nothing works as good as finding a better partner than the one who hurt you

4. Describe yourself in 4 words.

bruised (literally), cheerful, determined, embarrassed

5. What makes you sad?

people or animals being mistreated

6. Do you have a thunder buddy?

a what now?

7. If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?

I’d like to be more spontaneous… it’s actually one of my goals

8. What is your song to cheer you up?

i don’t have one… when i’m sad i try to refocus my thinking, it’s the only thing that helps

9. What can give you goosebumps?

a lot of soundtracks, words, quotes, book scenes, beautiful moments, my boy rainer maria rilke

10. Favorite beverage?

cocoa & coffee

11. How often do you feel alone?

i would share my thoughts on this but i just don’t see the point

the rules are to tag 11 people and write 11 questions:

1. your favourite villain?

2. who is your role model?

3. your favourite artwork?

4. did you accomplish any of your new years resolutions?

5. describe your ideal holiday in 4 words

6. if you had the ability and time to build/make/forge anything you want with your own two hands what would you choose?

7. are you a procrastinator?

8. if you could bring any creature/beast from a movie/book/tv show to life, which would you choose?

9. which legend/myth do you want to be true?

10. is there something you dislike to eat?

11. favourite time of the day?

i feel like these are incredibly akward questions, sorry for that. if any of you feel like doing this, go ahead. if not, i won’t mind: @sarcasticgamerandwriter, @dandelionandbuttercup, @darlingonex, @vic-of-thor, @silnaniewinna, @ravix-of-fourhorn, @riviia, @witcherislovewitcherislife, @itseily

[ uuuhhhhhhhhh mun machine 🅱️roke, i’m way too drunk to draw something actually nice but!!!!

thank you all for the birthday wishes! i appreciate all everything you’ve all done for me, even if it’s just looking at my content! i’ve had such a wonderful day and you’ve all helped with that!

hopefully everything will get back on track tomorrow, thank you for being so patient with me!

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summary: You can learn a lot of things about someone during a thunderstorm. Sometimes even more than you bargained for. (A post-Jackady Ladrien/Adrinette one-shot)

a/n: this is dedicated to @gabzilla-z for inspiring me to write this silly thing and talking through the whole story, to  @matchaball for listening to me geek out over plot details, and @mylady-fangirling for helping me navigate my way through French expressions of surprise! ❤️❤️❤️

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When Adrien Agreste learns that Ladybug is none other than Marinette Dupain-Cheng, he feels like he’s been struck by a bolt of lightning—electrified, illuminated, and shocked to the core.

But he doesn’t know that yet.

All he knows is that in the two days that have passed since Ladybug came to the Agreste Mansion to help him save his father from being attacked by Jackady, he’s been replaying the events of the day in his mind over and over again, especially when he’s alone in his room in the evening.

The memories flash into his mind when he least expects them, distracting him from his surroundings completely. So when it happens again on this particular evening, he almost doesn’t even notice that Ladybug is standing on his window ledge, grinning and knocking on the glass.

Luckily, her knocks are loud enough to distract Adrien from his reverie, and he practically runs to the window to help her inside once he realizes that his lady is actually here in the flesh and not just in his imagination.

“Ladybug! It’s—it’s so nice to see you! What are you doing here?”

He hopes his cheeks aren’t as red as they feel.

Salut, Adrien! I, um, just wanted to check up on you, to make sure that you and Monsieur Agreste are doing fine. Just a nightly check-in, since it’s been a few days! You know, hero duty and all. It’s what we do,” says Ladybug in a torrent of words.

She hopes she doesn’t sound as nervous as she feels.

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lassiface104  asked:

Um, hi first, I guess. I'm sorry. I've never done this before so I'm kind of nervous. If you don't mind and it fits all your other requirements, may I request the 2p's reactions to having a childhood friend/someone they've known for a long time? Like, would they act different around them or something like that. If not, then I just wanted to tell you that I honestly like the way you portray them the best to be honest... thanks for reading anyway :)

((uh, you’re welcome? lmao, no need to be nervous))

If you were a 2P’s childhood friend (modern AU)

2P!America: Would be protective of you, always shield you from harm, and worry about your wellbeing. This is unusual for him because he usually doesn’t take on the ‘hero’ persona. You’d be the only person he’d really look out for or consider the feelings of; you’d be the only one he’d trust or open up to. With his other friends, he’d keep up the ‘badass’ facade but with you, he’d show his soft side a lot more. He wouldn’t hesitate to yell at or beat up anyone who made you sad.

2P!China: You’d probably be the only girl he didn’t flirt with. He’d actually listen to the things you told him to do and always come to you for advice– probably for help with the girl he likes. Only a person like you could get him to do drastic things, like consider quitting opium or stop being a school truant. Overall, you’d probably become like a big sister to him no matter your age.

2P!England: He is normally a very polite, kind, and cheerful person. But if you knew him well, you’d know that he forces himself to be that way. On the inside, he’s more cynical and judgmental than he lets people see. When alone with you, he’d complain about things or even say bad things about people he’d just been sweetly conversing with only moments before. With you, he’d be more open about how he felt than with anyone else.

2P!France: You’d probably be the only person who got him to speak more than four words in a single reply. He would have real conversations with you, unlike his usual quiet and emotionless self around strangers or even other friends. He would be capable of smiling around you, and he’d share his thoughts and ideas with you– something he’d never do with anyone else.

2P!Russia: You’d probably be the most tolerable person for him. Normally, he prefers to be alone, but he wouldn’t mind spending an entire day with you. He’s annoyed easily, but he’d probably be used to your quirks by now so they wouldn’t bother him. He’d still occasionally say rude things to you, but he does that to everyone, and you would understand that he never means the rude things he says.

2P!Italy: Would probably drift away from you, especially if you didn’t maintain the same interests as him. He’d acknowledge that you two were childhood friends, and definitely say hello whenever passing you in school halls, but he wouldn’t keep you around if he didn’t see a reason to. He’d let you make your own friends and then make new ones for himself; he wouldn’t want to get you involved in any of the dangerous things he did.

2P!Germany: Would basically become a puppy whenever you two hung out. He’d be like this all the time. Around other girls, he’d usually take on a more flirtatious/ seductive persona, but with you, he’d just be looking to have innocent fun– like toilet paper'ing a house or egging cars at night. He’d make a lot more jokes than usual around you, instead of trying to act cool around people he hasn’t known as long.

2P!Japan: Similar to Luciano, he’d probably drift away from you if you didn’t make an effort to keep in touch. Even if you didn’t speak to him for a long period of time, and then contacted him out of the blue, he’d still treat you as casually as he did back when you were children. He would even make a (sarcastic) joke or two and tease you a bit if you stayed close to him, and be more open about his emotions around you.

2P!Canada: He usually prefers to do things alone and just be by himself in general, but with you, he wouldn’t mind if you tagged along with him to places. Your presence would never bother him the way other peoples’ normally do. He still wouldn’t be very talkative, but he would never push you away. You’d probably feel like family to him, even if you were rowdy and loud– which would be similar to his relationship with Allen.

2P!Romano: Would always be especially friendly with you, even if you grew apart or didn’t talk to each other much. He wouldn’t force you to stay with him, but if you chose to, he’d always keep you close and make sure to check up on you, such as texting you to make sure you made it home okay, or to wish you good luck on something you’d been preparing for, etc. If he ever heard someone 'talkin’ shit’ about you, he wouldn’t hesitate to screech at them for it.

2P!Austria: If you were a childhood friend of his, then you probably grew up playing wizards and witches, immersing yourself in a fantasy world and using a lot of imagination every day. If you maintained the same interests as him, he would probably deem you some type of 'assistant of darkness’ and always keep you updated on any experiments or new rituals of his. He’d be pleased to see your relationship with him never changed over the years.

2P!Prussia: If you were his childhood friend, he would never let you go. You would basically be all he ever knew and much of what he thought about every day. “I wonder how she would feel about this” or “I wonder what she would think of that” would be very common thoughts of his. He’d become very clingy over the years and constantly worry about if he’s bothering you or if you’re sick of him yet. It would be very difficult for him to make new friends.