i don't even know waht this is from

do u know what i need??? eggsy!!!!!! and!!!!!! duckies!!!!!!

eggsy accidentally taking a trip into a lake out in the english country side as he waits for extraction, cursing b/c his ear comm has gone down but thank fuck the glasses are waterproof bc otherwise merlin would have probs retired from sheer embarrassment over not thinking the waterproof the electronic glasses.

just standing there looking like a wet kitten, thigh high in dirty water and then.. these lil four cute duckies come floating past, quaking happily up at all him, all chirpy and sweet and eggsy fucking melts like a marshmallow

“yous are all so cute!!” he gushes, before frowning down at the cute lil duckies. “but where’s ur mum?” and he tries to find their mum bc apparently he’s read that if they dn’t find their mum they could die???? but he can’t and eggsy looks down @ these cute lil duckies and just strips off his wet bespoke suit blazer, bundling the four lil duckies to his chest, just below his chin

“now, we’ll be naming yous mary, and yous rosie and yous lillian and yous shelly, hows that, babies?” he coos to them, ticking the happily quaking ducks on the tops of their fluffy heads as he names them.

apparently eggsy has als forgot that the glasses still work and so merlin and some other agents that aren’t on missions are just crowded around merlins terminal, watching the feed @ how eggsy is just completely and effortlessly mothering these four lil duckies and merlin may or may not have hearts in his eyes bc holy shit he’s about to vomit rainbows this is so fucking cute

and one of the lil duckies quacks happily up at eggsy, jumping a lil to nuzzle under his chin from where they’ve been tucked under it and eggsy just giggles, coddling them closer and not even thinking about the imminent extraction

but legit okay imagine eggsy taking the lil duckies in, taking care of his lil duckies, his lil babies (percival calls them his lil eggs. it catches on quick) and the lil duckies end up following eggsy everywhere

and it’s a wondrous sight to see eggsy unwin followed by four lil duckies, all chirping happily at his heels in a single file line, all vying for his attention and two duckies on his shoes each whenever he stops to talk to someone and he jsut looks down at them indulgently and scritches their head

eggsy sitting behind his desk to do paperwork, only able to use one hand bc his lil duckies have co-opted it for pets as they all cuddle into his lap and if anyone was to look in they’ll just see eggsy looking so proud and loving as he coos to his duckies

eggsy!!!!!and duckies!!!!