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Here’s my breakdown of what happened at C2E2!

I spent Friday attending professional panels for the comics industry, which probably deserves a post of its own, but I don’t think anyone is interested in me talking shop. But Saturday was devoted to Agents of SHIELD stuff with Iain and Liz. I had an amazing time and so many awesome things happened. Truly it was the best con experience I’ve ever had and, as @bigfunnywords (HEY Tumblr finally let me tag you!) said, I lived my best life. I’ll try to do the tl;dr version but this will probably get long.

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  • Person: Okay, but why do you watch Let's Plays of games you have? It's not the same as playing yourself, you know.
  • Me: You know, sometimes I'm interested in the story of games I'm awful at and watching someone else play (with optional funny and/or informative commentary) is a lot more pleasant than punching the monitor out of frustration.
  • McGonagall: So. Who broke the tea pot? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
  • Hagrid: I did. I broke it.
  • McGonagall: No. No you didn't. Albus?
  • Dumbledore: Don't look at me. Look at Severus.
  • Snape: What?! I didn't break it.
  • Dumbledore: Oh that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Severus: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
  • Dumbledore: Suspicious.
  • Snape: No it's not!
  • Sprout: If it matters, probably not, but Horace was the last one to use it.
  • Slughorn: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Sprout: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the tea cart earlier?
  • Slughorn: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Pomona!
  • Hagrid: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Minerva.
  • McGonagall: No! Who broke it?!
  • Snape: Minerva...Filius has been awfully quiet.
  • Flitwick: REALLY?!
  • [Everyone starts arguing]
  • McGonagall: [later] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little too chummy around here.
  • Robb: Who broke it?
  • Everyone: ...
  • Robb: I'm not mad, I just want to know.
  • Jon: ...I did it, I broke-
  • Robb: No, no you didn't. Arya?
  • Arya: Don't look at me, look at Bran!
  • Bran: What? I didn't break it.
  • Arya: Huh, that's weird, how did you know it was broken?
  • Bran: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken!
  • Arya: Suspicious.
  • Bran: No it isn't!
  • Rickon: If it matters, probably not, Sansa was the last one to use it...
  • Sansa: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Rickon: Oh? Then what were you doing by the coffee counter earlier?
  • Sansa: I use the little wooden stirs to push back my cuticules! Everyone knows that, Rickon!
  • Jon: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it.
  • Robb: No! Who broke it?
  • Bran: ...Y'know, Theon has been awfully quiet.
  • Theon: Really?!
  • Bran: Yeah, really!
  • Everyone: *Intense arguing*
  • Robb, watching from the back: I broke it. It burnt my hand, so I punched it.

anonymous asked:

Asj, imagine this scenario. Michonne tells Rick to take his shirt off to make sure he wasn't bitten/scratched. While she does so, touching all over his chest and back, see start giving her those looks... you know, his looks. Those couch looks. And then he kissed her. And then they end up doing it on the floor of the van. And then I die.

  • (VIXX standing around the broken coffee maker)
  • N: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
  • Hongbin: ...I did. I broke it.
  • N: No. No you didn't. Hyuk?
  • Hyuk: Don't look at me. Look at Ravi.
  • Ravi: What?! I didn't break it.
  • Hyuk: Oh that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Ravi: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
  • Hyuk: Suspicious.
  • Ravi: No it's not!
  • Hyuk: If it matters, probably not, but Ken was the last one to use it.
  • Ken: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Hyuk: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Ken: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Hyuk!
  • Hongbin: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it N.
  • N: No! Who broke it!?
  • Ravi: N... Leos been awfully quiet.
  • Leo: REALLY?!
  • (Everyone starts arguing)
  • N: (being interviewed) I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
  • Ozpin: Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
  • Everyone: [silence]
  • Port: I did. I broke it.
  • Ozpin: No, no you didn't. Qrow?
  • Qrow: Don't look at me. [pauses] Look at Jimmy.
  • Ironwood: What, I didn't break it.
  • Qrow: Huh, that's weird, how did you even know it was broken?
  • Ironwood: Because its sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
  • Qrow: Suspicious.
  • Ironwood: No, it's not!
  • Oobleck: If it matters, probably not, Glynda was the last one to use it.
  • Glynda: Why? I don't even drink that crap.
  • Oobleck: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Glynda: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Bartholomew!
  • Port: Okay, okay. Let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Ozpin.
  • Ozpin: No, who broke it?
  • Ironwood: Ozpin, Merlot has been awfully quiet.
  • Merlot: REALLY?!
  • Everyone save Ozpin: [arguing]
  • Ozpin: [to the camera]I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. [silence] Good.
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first selfie on this blog??? 😱

  • Will: Who broke the tea pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
  • Cordelia: I did. I broke it.
  • Will: No. No you didn't. Lucie?
  • Lucie: Don't look at me. Look at James.
  • James: What?! I didn't break it.
  • Lucie: Oh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • James: Because it's sitting right in front of us and its broken!
  • Lucie: Suspicious.
  • James: No it's not!
  • Alastair: If it matters, probably not, but Matthew was the last one to use it.
  • Matthew: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Alastair: Oh really? Than what were you doing by the tea cart earlier?
  • Matthew: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Carstairs!
  • Cordelia: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Mr. Herondale.
  • Will: No! Who broke it?
  • James: Dad... Anna has been awfully quiet.
  • Anna: REALLY!?!
  • [Everyone starts fighting]
  • Will: [Later] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little too chummy around here.
  • Gilgamesh: *chuckles* Okay, okay
  • Gilgamesh: I see what's happening here~
  • Arturia: Don't sing.
  • Gilgamesh: You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange. You don't even know how you feel~
  • Arturia: Indeed I do: it's called loathing.
  • Gilgamesh: It's adorable! Well, it's nice to see that humans never change. Open your eyes, let's begin~
  • Arturia: I beg your pardon?
  • Gilgamesh: Yes, it's really me, it's Gilgamesh: breathe it in!
  • Arturia: Absolutely not.
  • Gilgamesh: I know it's a lot, the hair, the BOD! When you're staring at a demigod~
  • Arturia: Desist this instant.
  • Gilgamesh: 🎶 WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOU'RE WELCOME 🎶
  • Peter: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
  • Susan: ...I did. I broke it.
  • Peter: No. No you didn't. Edmund?
  • Edmund: Don't look at me. Look at Eustace.
  • Eustace: What?! I didn't break it.
  • Edmund: Oh that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Eustace: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
  • Edmund: Suspicious.
  • Eustace: No it's not!
  • Jill: If it matters, probably not, but Lucy was the last one to use it.
  • Lucy: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Jill: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Lucy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Jill!
  • Susan: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Peter.
  • Peter: No! Who broke it!?
  • Eustace: Peter...Caspian's been awfully quiet.
  • Caspian: REALLY?!
  • [Everyone starts arguing]
  • Peter: [later] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
at yg family meetings
  • yg: so. who broke the coffee machine? i'm not mad, i just wanna know.
  • seungyoon: i did. i broke it.
  • yg: no. no you didn't. suhyun?
  • suhyun: don't look at me. look at chanhyuk.
  • chanhyuk: what?! i didn't break it.
  • suhyun: oh that's weird. how'd you even know it was broken?
  • chanhyuk: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
  • suhyun: suspicious.
  • chanhyuk: no it's not!
  • jinhwan: if it matters, probably not, but junhoe was the last one to use it.
  • junhoe: liar! i don't even drink that crap!
  • jinhwan: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • junhoe: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, jinhwan!
  • seungyoon: okay, let's not fight. i broke it. let me pay for it.
  • yg: no! who broke it?!
  • mino: sajangnim...bobby has been awfully quiet.
  • bobby: REALLY?!
  • *everyone starts arguing*
  • yg, later: i broke it. i burned my hand so i punched it. i predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. good. it was getting a little too chummy around here.
Signs as Dads
  • Aries: *tries to play catch* *throws baseball way too hard* WELL DON'T STAND WHERE I'M THROWING
  • Taurus: "Hi hungry, I'm dad"
  • Gemini: "So what's the 411? What's the get down with the get down? What's on the DL?"
  • Cancer: *driving kids to soccer game in mini van* "Does everyone have their juice boxes and snack packs? Check. Alright, now does everyone have their game faces on? chECK !"
  • Leo: *pulls out a 2nd graders yearbook* okay son, now you point out and tell me about the kid that was calling you names cuz someone is gonna learn a lesson ta-DAY"
  • Virgo: "Son, what did i say about going into my study?!" *looks at room dedicated to star wars action figures and collectables* "These are NOT toys, they are NOT to be played with. Do i make myself clear?"
  • Libra: *at the country club* oh shit, i was suppose to pick up the kids
  • Scorpio: "Damn it Nelson, I told you to stop pulling your sisters hair. If you make me pull this car over you will be sorry you were even born yoU LITTLE FUCKING SHIT *pulls car over*
  • Sagittarius: *drinking bourbon and wearing sun-visor with fake hair on top" "it's lit yall"
  • Capricorn: *talking to 5 year old child* "I don't play. I was kicked out of kindergarten because i don't fucking play. So let me know when you're ready to start acting like an adult."
  • Aquarius: *at PTA meeting* okay so listen to this guys. What if we put all our kids together, gear em up in superhero uniforms, and start the revolution"
  • Pisces: "What time is it"
angsty starters ( + sad qoutes / song lyrics. )
  • "I love you enough to let you go,"
  • "I heard you moved on,"
  • "I didn't come here to hurt you,"
  • "Where did you go?"
  • "I'm sorry we fell in love."
  • "We'll do everything on our own."
  • "I'm so sorry,"
  • "You'll never understand."
  • "Please don't go,"
  • "I still love you,"
  • "I don't love you anymore."
  • "I never loved you,"
  • "I can't do this."
  • "We can't be together!"
  • "Will I ever see you again?"
  • "May we meet again,"
  • "I promise I'll do better,"
  • "I just want to see you, one more time."
  • "I'd give anything to see you one more time."
  • "One last time?"
  • "I don't deserve you,"
  • "You don't deserve me,"
  • "People like us don't get happy endings,"
  • "You still love me?"
  • "I never meant to hurt you,"
  • "I understand..."
  • "If you want to go, it's okay."
  • "I gave up everything for you!"
  • "I really need you to trust me,"
  • "Can you listen to me for once!"
  • "I cheated on you,"
  • "You cheated on me?"
  • "Don't expect me to come crawling back,"
  • "Shame on me, you fooled me twice."
  • "You said I wasn't just like anyone."
  • "Did I even ever cross your mind?"
  • "Can we pretend that we're in love?"
  • "I can't lose you,"
  • "Please go,"
  • "Don't you dare die on me!"
  • "I'm not losing you again!"
  • "I'm incomplete without you,"
  • "I will love you for the rest of my life,"
  • "So this is goodbye?"
  • "Kiss me goodbye."
  • "I loved them and they died."
  • "I was a bet?"
  • "You were nothing but a bet."
  • "Can you hold me?"
  • "I loved and I lost you."
  • "It's okay,"
  • "The worst day of loving someone is when you lose them."
  • "It hurts like hell,"
  • "I'm not coming back."
  • "You're never coming back?"
  • "What do you mean you're dying!"
  • "Come back to me,"
  • "What happened?!"
  • "They're dead!"
  • "Where's my love,"
  • "Don't do this,"
  • "I'll see you again."
  • "There's nothing we can do to bring them back."
  • "I don't want to be alone anymore,"
  • "You promised you'd never leave me."
  • "First love, you remember what that's like?"
  • "If I don't have you I have nothing at all,"
  • "I'm not going to fight you,"
  • "You're my friend."
  • "It's too late to apologize."
  • "You left me!"
  • "You left us!"
  • "You chose them over me,"
  • "I need you,"
  • "I was hoping that you'd stay."
  • "I never lied to you,"
  • "You said you might die so what the hell?"
  • "It's a bad joke,"
  • "We can never be the same again,"
  • "You don't need you,"
  • "You're not alone."
  • "You broke my heart."
  • "It made me think of you."
  • "You're my world."
  • "Do I wanna know?"
  • "So sad to see you go,"
  • "This is it, isn't it."
  • "Now I just sit in silence."
  • "Are you okay?"
  • "Are you hurt?"
  • "I'll go with you."
  • "How bad is it?"
  • "My feelings for you are real, they always have been."
  • "Someday you'll understand."
  • "Because I love you,"
  • "There was just something about them,"
  • "I'm sorry for breaking your heart."
  • "It wasn't an act."
  • "Time doesn't heal everything."
  • "This is your fault!"
  • "Tell me what to do!"
  • "I didn't mean for this to happen."
  • "Everythings a mess."
  • "You ruined my life,"
  • "Do you still love me?"
  • "You gotta get up, we have to go."
  • "It's okay,"
  • "It was nothing,"
  • "I'll do something."
  • "You're safe here,"
  • "Don't forget me."
  • "I ruined this,"
  • "You ruined this."
  • "Quiet is violent."
  • "You promised me!"
  • "Stop lying with those words."
  • "If this is some kind of sick joke, you better tell me!"
  • "You're all I have!"
  • "I'm not ready to say goodbye."
  • "I don't want to go,"
  • "I loved you,"
  • "You don't have to do this,"
  • "I'm afraid it's never going to be okay again."
  • "I'm terrified,"
  • "You're a monster."
  • "You're all I have!"
  • "I'm a monster."
  • "Only fools fall for you,"
  • "Everything comes to an end,"
  • "I thought I loved you."
  • "Now I just sit in silence."
  • "It's unbearable."
  • "You're my first love."
  • "I never wanted to hurt you,"
  • "I was here,"
  • "Help me,"
  • "They won..."
  • "You don't love them."
  • "You're breaking my heart,"
  • "I hate you!"
  • "It's a waste of time,"
  • "You're all I want."
  • "I've always loved you!"
  • "I can pretend anymore."
  • "i didn't have a choice!"
  • "What if it's agony now and it's hell later on?"
  • "Love I will let you go,"
  • "I left behind something great."
  • "I want you back,"
  • "I don't regret any of it, not if it kept you safe."
  • "Get over yourself,"
  • "You'll be the death of me."
  • "Everything just fell apart."
  • "What the hell am I doing here?"
  • "I want you so much but I hate your guts."
  • "I found love where it wasn't supposed to be."
  • "You still like them, don't you?"
  • "What are you doing?!"
  • "I did this to protect you!"
  • "Don't cry,"
  • "I'm not crying,"
  • "I'm dying,"
  • "A-Are you alright?"
  • "I'll come back for you."
  • "I've never felt so alone."
  • "You don't love me! You don't even know me!"
  • "I don't even know who you are anymore."
  • "I don't even know who I am anymore,"
  • "Please let me do this for you."
  • "You're one of the lucky ones."
  • "It's never going to be okay."
  • Condesce: Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
  • Signless: I did. I broke it.
  • Condesce: No. No you didn't. GHB?
  • GHB: Don't look at me, look at Dualscar.
  • Dualscar: What?! I didn't break it!
  • GHB: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Dualscar: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
  • GHB: Suspicious.
  • Dualscar: No, it's not!
  • Redglare: If it matters, probably not... Mindfang was the last one to use it.
  • Mindfang: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Redglare: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Mindfang: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Redglare!
  • Signless: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Condy.
  • Condesce: No! Who broke it!?
  • Summoner: Condesce, Darkleer's been awfully quiet this whole time.
  • Darkleer: Really?!
  • (Yelling ensues)
  • (Camera pans to the Condesce)
  • Condesce: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict that ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
I can’t sleep. I bet you’re fine. Honestly, I’m glad you don’t lose sleep over letting us go. It would hurt me to know that you’re hurting. I just wish that you felt the same way about me.
—  Night
  • Draven: So. Who broke the caf pot? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
  • Cassian: I did. I broke it.
  • Draven: No. No you didn't. Jyn?
  • Jyn: Don't look at me. Look at Bodhi.
  • Bodhi: What?! I didn't break it.
  • Jyn: Oh that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Bodhi: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
  • Jyn: Suspicious.
  • Bodhi: No it's not!
  • Chirrut: If it matters, probably not, but Kay was the last one to use it.
  • K-2SO: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Chirrut: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the caf cart earlier?
  • Kay: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my wires. Everyone knows that, Chirrut!
  • Cassian: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, General.
  • Draven: No! Who broke it?!
  • Bodhi: General...Baze has been awfully quiet.
  • Baze: REALLY?!
  • [Everyone starts arguing]
  • Draven: [later] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little too chummy around here.
  • Tim: No! How could you?!
  • Stephanie: I can't help it!
  • Tim: I always thought you were joking! How could Phantom Menace be your favorite?
  • Stephanie: Liam Neeson does something to me, I don't know what
  • Tim: Now I understand why we broke up
  • Stephanie: Okay, no, we broke up for waaaay better reasons than that. Death, mainly.
  • Tim: Doesn't matter. I need to break up with you right now.
  • Stephanie: We aren't even dating
  • Tim: Steph, would you date me for the 2 seconds it should take for me to break up with you?
  • Stephanie: Let me consider it. *beat* Mm, nah.
  • Tim: Fine. But I'm breaking up with you in spirit
  • Stephanie: Meesa thinks you stoopid
  • Tim: NO YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
random lyrics starter sentences
  • “I wanted to crash your party, but I couldn’t find your house.”
  • “What do you want?”
  • "I should be in bed."
  • "I give in so easily."
  • "I should stay strong."
  • "I'm weak, and what's wrong with that?"
  • "My habits, they hold me like a grudge."
  • "Please don't make any sudden moves."
  • "You don't know the half of the abuse."
  • "How'd I get here sitting next to you?"
  • "We don't deal with outsiders very well."
  • "Yeah, I have trust issues."
  • "Why'd you come?"
  • "I tried to warn you just to stay away."
  • "It looks like you might be one of us."
  • "In a perfect world, it's just me and you."
  • "The night's just getting started."
  • "I feel great, I don't know about you."
  • "It's just me and you."
  • "Let's just wait till this party's through."
  • "I had two shots."
  • "I used to be fearless."
  • "I used to be brave."
  • "We could shake it up."
  • "I'll meet you after work."
  • "We'll drive until the darkness disappears."
  • "I meant it when I said we can't stay here."
  • "We're still young."
  • "My eyes are wide."
  • "So, I heard you found somebody else."
  • "At first I thought it was a lie."
  • "I don't want your body."
  • "I hate to think about you with somebody else."
  • "Our love's gone cold."
  • "This ain't the last time that I'll see your face."
  • "I should be getting over it."
  • "Get someone you love."
  • "Get someone you need."
  • "Get money."
  • "I can't give you my soul."
  • "We're never alone."
  • "I could tell you what you want to hear."
  • "The truth is always in the way."
  • "I never want to live in fear."
  • "I don't want to hold back all the things I've got to say."
  • "I've got you figured out."
  • "You need to have control."
  • "You think that I don't know you."
  • "I've been doing what you want."
  • "Just let me go."
  • "You used to always let me in."
  • "Do you even know you changed?"
  • "You're my favorite sin."
  • "I won't do it anymore."
  • "She's got me going crazy."
  • "Don't be afraid."
  • "You can call me monster."
  • "I'm creeping in your heart."
  • "Use me while you can."
  • "I'm all yours."
  • "All you need is me."
  • "I'm your toy."
  • "I feel tired. I look it, too."
  • "Wear me down."
  • "I can't be where you are."
  • "This distance is all we've got."
  • "Tell me something happy. Don't make me sad."
  • "I feel okay."
  • "I'd play our song if we had one."
  • "I wear your shirt to keep me warm."
  • "I miss you. I always do when we're apart."
  • "I was the knight in shining armor in your movie."
  • "I'm a ghost. I call your name, you look right through me."
  • "You're the reason I'm alone and masturbate."
  • "I've been trying to fix my pride, but that shit's broken."
  • "I'm at an all time low."
  • "All your friends say that you don't want to see me."
  • "You're the reason that I just can't concentrate."
  • "Somehow I lost control."
  • "Stay the night."
  • "Know that I will always follow."
  • "I'll walk until my body's sore."
  • "I'll be still and sit real quiet."
  • "If I lose you, your voice will guide me home."
  • "Something about you feels nice."
  • "Your hands make me feel warm."
  • "In a sense, we're innocent."
  • "This chemical feeling is making me forget about the drugs."
  • "You poison with your love."
  • "When I think I'm out of the dark, you're pulling me away from the light."
  • "Take me where you want me tonight."
  • "Let me swoon over you."
  • "You're just another heartbreaker."
  • "You are my fever dream."

anonymous asked:

Fuck OFF Anon! *turns to Bendy* Bendy, I'm sorry but Boris isn't here right now. I don't know where he is, but something very... wrong is happening to you. I need you to sit down and relax, okay?

“NO, NO LET THEM KEEP GOING!! TELL ME MORE~!! WHAT DO ANY OF YOU DENSE FUCKERS KNOW ABOUT BORIS?? HMMM?”


“I DON’T EVEN REMEMBER BORIS!!”


“SO PLEASE FUCKIN’ ENLIGHTEN ME ON WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW.”