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Kotobukiya Rubber Charm || Scarecrow

Guess who finally came in the mail after ordering him a month ago? This adorable little straw boy! He was definitely worth the wait, even though he’s a bit tinier than I expected. Still, I’m happy to add him to my collection!

For those curious, I ordered him from this ebay user. As far as I can tell, they’re the cheapest option and you don’t have to mess with blind bags.

I was bored and this happened 

One time I saw a post here on tumblr where someone said that every bisexual they’ve ever met does finger-guns and as I truly contemplated that statement, reflecting on myself, I thought “I don’t do finger guns…” then, yesterday, I was washing my hands in the bathroom, thinking about I don’t even know what and I realized that I do the noise that goes with finger guns.  I froze, looked up at myself in the mirror and realized I do use finger guns except I only do one and I felt oddly validated in my sexuality. the end.

April Fools’ Day rolls around, and Sam and Danny decide to swap places for a day and see how long it takes everyone to notice.

Tucker, of course, notices immediately when they show up to school, and they all have a good laugh. Jazz eventually figures it out, because she does realize that something’s off. Aside from that, though, nobody seems to catch on. At first, it’s hilarious, but over the course of the day it becomes increasingly frustrating that nobody seems to notice that anything’s different.

The truth comes out when Dash attempts to wail on “Fenton” and gets his nose broken. The one good thing about all this is that Dash no longer picks on Danny when Sam is nearby.

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Been in Reyes mood today.

And in case you are wondering what’s going on with wind turbines, find that I don’t know either, because people here at work make me question the exact same, as clueless as a person who isn’t part of the conversation would be.

So my message to some special snowflakes at work is..

nymphadora tonks has known alastor moody for exactly four days before she begins to address him by one of two names and two names only

1) mad-eye 

  • the first time she calls him this, it’s at the end of the day and she shouts it as he’s clunking away
  • see you tomorrow, mad-eye, we’ll all try not to lose a buttock in the meantime
  • all the other auror cadets freeze because they think they’re maybe about to watch one of their fellow trainees be murdered by the most legendary auror any of them are ever going to meet
  • they’re absolutely sure of it when moody stops walking and they know he’s looking at them through the back of his head with his magical eye so they’re all trying very hard not to make any sudden movements or loud noises so they don’t draw any attention to themselves
  • except for tonks, who is fucking waving with the world’s largest shit-eating grin on her face
  • and then moody starts walking again, shouting back constant vigilance!

2) the man the myth the legend, auror mister alastor q. moody, sir, the constantly vigilant

  • she has no idea what moody’s actual middle name is, and she’s not sure there’s a living person who does
  • so she just picks a new middle initial every time, whatever strikes her fancy at the moment
  • she’s particularly fond of u, because every time someone new hears her say it and asks what his middle name is she tells them it’s unicorn.
  • alastor unicorn moody?
  • it’s a very old family name, you know how purebloods can get with their names.
  • sometimes when she does this, moody breaks out her full name, all nine syllables and twenty-four letters, in revenge
  • in revenge for that, tonks will get kingsley to do it, which he does in that calm, deep voice of his that sounds a bit like it’s chipping something into stone
  • moody deeply regrets taking either of them on as his proteges
  • (he does not actually regret it, even a little bit, not even when they tell the new recruits about it and he has to scare the life out the first one to dare uttering the words the man the myth the legend within a kilometer of him. that’s actually sort of fun.)
The 100 Characters as Bellarke Shippers
  • Abby: Clarke stan, worried mother, exasperated mother in law, proud of who Clarke Griffin is until the day she dies, thinks Clarke carries too much on her shoulders, Bellamy is the only one who deserves her baby
  • Kane: Bellamy stan, many sleepless nights, believes in his son, wants to protect Bellamy Blake at all costs, spends most of his time trying to stop bellamy from killing himself while trying to save Clarke
  • Jaha: Bellamy and Clarke stan, new to the fandom and already defends Bellarke until his last breath, ready to fight all the antis
  • Murphy: Don't even watch the show. Just sees Bellarke on his scrolls through tumblr and know exactly what's going on
  • Octavia: Doesn't ship anything/multishipper, can't deny Bellamy and Clarke love each other even if spends most of her time yelling at them
  • Monty: Unproblematic, will fight no one, fandom cupcake
  • Roan: True North™ shipper

@ parents 

please don’t tell your kids to shut up when they’re trying to tell you something or if they’re upset. don’t ignore them. don’t invalidate their feelings. talk to them. listen to them. never tell your kid(s) their thoughts and feelings don’t matter.

so, it’s great and all that disney decided to finally let will & elizabeth reunite BUT obviously there are things in canon at this point that i take great issue with, so this post was pretty much inevitable.

  • elizabeth does not stay on that godforsaken island while will is away. the fact that they’ve chosen that narrative, or a narrative at least close to it, irritates me to no end. she’s the bloody pirate king, not some housewife. this literally DEFEATS the purpose of her character and her story arc. the whole idea was freedom from her cage. she thrives as a pirate. why would you take all of that away from her and reduce her to being a woman that had a child and lived romantically alone for twenty years?? 
  • will turner would never expect elizabeth to wait for him. will turner would never expect elizabeth to wait for him. WILL TURNER WOULD NEVER EXPECT ELIZABETH TO WAIT FOR HIM. he would never want elizabeth to be alone and / or unhappy. regardless of how much he loves her and she loves him, that would be such a selfish expectation to put on her shoulders, especially given that he’s immortal and she isn’t. eventually, he’s going to have to live without her anyways. he would want her to move on and find happiness, even if it would kill him not to be able to be there and provide it for her. and even if elizabeth did move on, she would always return every ten years with henry to meet will and spend the day with him.
  • the fact of the matter is that elizabeth wouldn’t even be accepted into civilized society again. she was at the head of the pirates’ war against the east india company with a warrant hanging over her head. just because cutler beckett is dead doesn’t mean that all of that would just go away. she would have wanted posters out there for her, same as jack does. 
  • speaking of jack, elizabeth would literally TALK ABOUT HIM ALL THE TIME. because those adventures, while dangerous and devastating at times, are a HUGE part of her life and her history. they helped to shape her into the woman she is today. what possible reason would she have for not telling henry about all of that? she has no shame in being a pirate, or being involved with pirates. henry would know all about jack, he would know all about barbossa, he would know all about the things that the lot of them accomplished and experienced together. ( and in fact, the line “like the tales of you and captain jack sparrow” actually irks the hell out of me because it more or less erases elizabeth from that narrative as well but wHATEVER )
  • plus i still firmly believe that both jack and barbossa would keep in contact with elizabeth because despite everything, she and jack are still friends, and barbossa is still a mentor to her, albeit an unofficial one, and you don’t just dROP PEOPLE LIKE THAT, especially knowing what she’s been through and how her story was left like???? c’MON
  • it bugs me, too, that henry is even slightly involved with the navy, regardless of his reasoning, like how absolutely dangerous. if anyone found out his parentage, he’d be in way more trouble than he ends up being in, my god.
  • elizabeth remains a pirate, and continues her duties as pirate king. she doesn’t wear dresses. she would be INVOLVED if there was a notorious pirate hunter, dead or alive, who was tormenting pirates all over, and would definitely know if jack was one of the ones threatened by him. the fact that she’s been sidelined makes me SO ANGRY, even more so now, knowing that keira DID come back. she could easily have been included more. in some respects, i’m glad she wasn’t because they’d just ruin her character, but at the same time, HER CHARACTER IS RUINED JUST THE SAME
  • tl;dr i’m salty and elizabeth swann deserves better.

Tumblr finally gave me an advertisement that I’m interested in !!

It’s 2am on a Tuesday night and i just finished watching all the shitty quality recordings I took when I went to see BTS live and a wave of emotions just hit me all at once.

I realised just how fucking much these boys and their music means to me, and how much they’ve changed my life.

When I first started listening to bts I was not in a good place, my depression was at it’s worse, I was doing things I still regret to this day and I felt like I would never be able to really escape that cycle.

I am in no way saying that bts are the only reason I am better, but they have been a constant in my life for years, and they are definitely part of it. They gave me something to look forward to, they gave me something to distract myself with when things got really bad. I would look up their lyrics and watch live performances and it made me so so happy.

When I got the opportunity to see them live I cried like a fucking baby! The people who had shaped so much of my life were going to be in front of me, doing what they love, and I couldn’t be happier. I took shitty quality recordings that took up all the space in my phone, I watched them over and over again because even months later I was still in shock.

When I tell people how much bts mean to me I usually get an eye roll or something similar, but they truely do mean so much. Even now, when I’m in a better place mentally, when I have a lot more constants, I watch those shitty recordings at 2am and cry.

It sounds silly to say, weird to even type out, but bts have changed my life. For the better, and I couldn’t be more grateful.

Namjoon, Seokjin, Yoongi, Hoseok, Jimin, Taehyung and Jungkook. Thank you.

BTS, thank you.

I will forever be grateful for what you’ve done for me, even if you don’t know it.

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I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream
I know you, that look in your eyes is so familiar a gleam
And I know it’s true that visions are seldom all they seem
But if I know you, I know what you’ll do
You’ll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream

~ Once Upon a Dream - Lana Del Ray [x]

Yep, this is what happens when you listen to that insanely gorgeous song 60+ times on repeat and happen to be having overwhelming Sterek feels at the same time. You end up with what looks like some kind of bizarro fantasy romance novel cover for a story you will never write and only have the vaguest of ideas for. I figure Derek is a prince who lived in that castle, but it gets burned up by crazed spy courtesan Kate Argent in the midst of a war, and Derek wanders in and out of towns, doing odd jobs / hiding that he’s the exiled prince and a werewolf, until he meets one irrepressible villager (Stiles) and things spiral out of control from there. They somehow end up fighting to put Scott on the throne or something? And also eventually find out who Derek is? So Stiles is basically Belle/ Derek is sort of Zuko? :’D

OR FEEL FREE TO IGNORE ME AND IMAGINE WHATEVER ELSE YOU WANT INSTEAD. <3