i don't even know if it's funny

anonymous asked:

When do the ons chapters come out??

When I would first get this question long ago, I’d give a short answer with dates. Then over time it turned into gifs of exasperated characters doing the eye twitch thing. I guess that still gives people the impression I don’t fucking hate this question. Seriously. The only other question I hate this much is “when does season 3 of ons come out?!”. From now on, I’m straight up deleting both questions, no warning.
I can’t do this anymore.

story time: presidential edition
  • so you know how everyone has a story
  • you know
  • like the story
  • like if you’re at a party and someone turns to you and says, tell the story
  • and you know exactly what they mean
  • the story
  • well 
  • i have a story
  • and not unlike most good stories, it involves three key components:
  • barack obama
  • pre-2008 reebok sneakers 
  • and the absolute earth-shattering horror you can only feel after making the worst mistake of your life

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Fanon Lotor be like

i am not even sorry just take this

  • zack: hey, zordon, so what would happen if we broke the rules of being a power ranger? like if people found out we're the rangers, would we lose our powers or what?
  • zordon: no, but i would be very disappointed in you
  • zack, jason, kim, and trini: *make various scoffing and 'yeah whatever' noises while rolling their eyes*
  • alpha 5: *thinks for a few seconds*
  • alpha 5: billy would be disappointed in you
  • zack, jason, kim, and trini: *faces turn to shock and horror, almost start crying*

hamilton, act 1:

hamilton, act 2:

Basically what happened in The Trial
  • <p> <b>Blue Diamond:</b> So. Who broke her?<p/><b>Everyone:</b> ...<p/><b>Blue Diamond:</b> I'm not mad. I just wanna know.<p/><b>Steven:</b> I did. I broke-<p/><b>Blue Diamond:</b> No. No, you didn't. Yellow?<p/><b>Yellow Diamond:</b> Don't look at me. Look at this Ruby.<p/><b>Eyeball:</b> What? I didn't break her.<p/><b>Yellow Diamond:</b> Funny. How'd you even know she was broken?<p/><b>Eyeball:</b> Because she was sitting right in front of me and she was broken.<p/><b>Yellow Diamond:</b> ...Suspicious.<p/><b>Eyeball:</b> No, it's not.<p/><b>Zircon:</b> I-if I may, the traitorous Pearl was Pink's Pearl...<p/><b>Yellow Pearl:</b> What are you talking about? She wasn't even under her authority!<p/><b>Zircon:</b> Oh, really? Then why is all of her things associated with pink?<p/><b>Yellow Pearl:</b> Because she was gay for Rose Quartz, everyone knows that, ZIRCON.<p/><b>Steven:</b> All right, let's stop fighting, I broke her, let me be executed, Blue Diamond.<p/><b>Blue Diamond:</b> No! Who broke her?<p/><b>Everyone:</b> ...<p/><b>Blue Pearl:</b> My Diamond... White Diamond has been awfully quiet recently.<p/><b>White Diamond:</b> REALLY?!<p/><b>Everyone:</b> [loud incoherent arguing]<p/><b>Lars:</b> ????<p/><b>BD [while no one is listening]:</b> I broke her. She wanted to save the Earth so I shattered her. I predict everyone will be at each other's throats in five minutes. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.<p/></p>

Ravi having the time of his life and Kkomae third wheeling (?). Ken just wants to do Q&A already.

cr:  @Hotbody1110 II 170518 SinChon fansign

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Ground control to Captain Andor, AKA the Rebelcaptain Astronaut AU no one ever asked me to make

The year is 2032. It’s the end of construction to extend the International Space Station with a top-of-the-line rotating habitat, bringing the old station into the new age of space travel. Captain Cassian Andor has been on a solo mission to the ISS to install the Key To Station Operations, an AI more commonly known as K-2SO, whose job it is to manage the newly expanded station, as well as assist the crew when necessary, enabling the entire station to be run by only one crew-member at a time. 

To put the new features to the test, Cassian is to leave the station in the hands of Jyn Erso, a British astronaut send in from the ESA. She arrives two days before Cassian’s planned departure to earth, and the widely different pair take an immediate dislike to each other.

Unfortunately for them both (or perhaps fortunately), due to a critical error in K’s programming, he accidentally ejects Cassian’s return pod five hours too soon. The capsule is sent floating off into space unmanned, and Cassian is stuck on the ISS with Jyn. His only option is to wait out Jyn’s two-month mission and take the planned descend back down with her. Suddenly, they need to somehow find a way to get along for a total of 64 days.

There’s room enough on the station for them to avoid each other most of the time, but for some reason they never do; instead they get in each other’s space, his hand on her elbow when he drifts by her, her eyes always finding his as the first thing when she enters a room. Cassian isn’t sure when the feel of her loose hair tickling his throat as she floats by stopped bothering him. Sometimes he’s not even sure if it ever really bothered him at all. Jyn doesn’t remember when she started thinking of Cassian’s discarded jackets left in her workspace as an annoyance and started seeing them as signs of the kind of life she tried to leave behind on earth, but now longs for.

Without realising it, they’ve both started closely orbiting each other as surely as the station itself is orbiting the earth.

By day 17, they’ve both privately begun to understand that maybe they aren’t as different from the other as they first thought. By day 34 nothing’s been done about it, but even two people as repressed as Jyn and Cassian will have to snap at some point when pushed together in such close quarters…

one of the reasons mental illness sucks so fucking much is because people around you can literally tell you again and again that they love you, that they think you’re cool and funny, that they support you in every way, that you’re talented or intelligent, and no matter how many times they say it you’ll always cringe and shake your head and say “no, no i’m not, really” but the SECOND someone says one bad thing about you, even just once. You believe it completely. 

  • sam: how long have you been sleeping with cas?
  • dean: what? i don't even get...why would i...
  • dean: i've never had sex with anyone, anywhere
  • sam: ...
  • dean: it's none of your...you have the nerve, the AUDACITY
  • dean: and how do i know, quite frankly, that YOU'RE not sleeping with him?
  • dean: maybe you are. maybe you're trying to throw me off.
  • sam: ...
  • dean: oH SHIT YOU AREn'T ARE YOU?? HE'S MINE SAM

okay, it took me a while to write everything down, but here are my thoughts and reactions to the last 19 days chapter!! (an alternative title for this could be ‘how to make people regret asking about your thoughts’)

anyway, it’s been pretty hard for me to put some order to my thoughts, because im just!!!!!!! so in love with this chapter!!!!!!!! it’s been a whole day and im still such a mess, there are noises coming out of my mouth but they’re not human, and i can’t find the right words to express how i feel because this update wAS TOO MUCH FOR MY POOR HEART

i think this might be my favorite tianshan chapter, tho it’s a very close tie with chapter 185, and im afraid i’ve been kinda all over the place, but hopefully it makes sense!! (putting this under a cut because it’s really long and there are some pictures)

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Meanwhile, in a World Conference
  • England: Alright, who broke the coffee machine? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
  • Japan: I did it.
  • Arthur: No, no, you didn't. Romano?
  • Romano: Don't look at me! Look at Italy!
  • Italy: What? I didn't break it.
  • Romano: Funny, how'd you know it was broken?
  • Italy: Because England just sat down and told us!
  • Romano: Suspicious.
  • Italy: No it's not!
  • America: If it's any help, and it probably isn't, but Poland was the last one to use the machine.
  • Poland: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • America: Then why did I see you over by the machine earlier?
  • Poland: I use the stirring sticks to push back my cuticles. Every one knows that, stupid American!
  • France: Let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it.
  • England: No. You're not just taking the blame so we can forget about it. Who broke it.
  • Everyone: ...
  • Prussia: Canada's been really quiet...
  • Canada: Fucking really!? Really!?
  • Prussia: Ja, really!
  • Everyone: (Starts screaming at each other)
  • ...
  • England (aside): I broke it. I hate coffee, France, and America, who drink it, so I broke it. Any moment now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint. Good. I love causing chaos!