i don't even know how to be funny anymore

anonymous asked:

How did the first meeting between Alistair and Tabris go?

Not particularly well, actually. Tiny elf crammed with rage and ready to kill any and all humans, not a solid foundation for interpersonal relationships.

Noctis spent the last week fishing

because the game itself made him do so (like I was legit sitting there for several hours trying to catch all the damn fish). At some point, Gladio even asked me how many more hours Noct is going to endure and Noct was just like “shut up” and the game broke and didn’t let me stop anymore *cries in japanese*

Originally posted by ffxv-fics

it’s funny how literal years have passed and yet I still remember being told I’m too babyfaced to be transmasculine by someone who took my confessions and made them out to be internalized misogyny

and while I do acknowledge that I did have some of that to work thru, I still feel like the babyfaced remark was completely unnecessary and kind of affected me more than I knew it would at the time haha

Arranged marriages

We be laughing at Bollywood movies but Muslims and brown people are expected to marry someone without even interacting with them directly. So yeah Simran falling in love with Raj after a couple of days isn’t as funny and unrealistic anymore now is it?