i don't even know any occasion to wear them

anonymous asked:

Hi Aunt Jilli. I've had issues with a couple people who I've had the displeasure of being acquainted with. (Once was simply at a bus stop) Well... They'd strike up small talk like a normal person then out of nowhere told me they (quote) "find goth chicks attractive and hot". I don't even wear anything that extravagant! This has happened on two separate occasions and I honestly don't know how I'm supposed to react! Can you offer me any sort of advice?!

Look at them in your iciest manner, and say, “How nice for you” in your most withering tone.