i don't even care you guys

what kind of dramatique are you? are you:

  • Kevin “everything’s always about me and when it’s not it really is anyway” Day
  • Andrew “i don’t care about anything but my investment to deals creates drama” Minyard 
  • or
  • Neil “i couldn’t resist the chance to roast someone so hard i created a new type of drag” Josten 

okay so i was having thoughts this morning about how i believe that obi-wan was probably t h e best master for anakin under the circumstances (and a few others) and how as much as i hate predestination, if you accept anakin as (one of?) the chosen one(s), then he is fated to bring about the fall of the Jedi - cos you can’t have balance when the lightside outnumbers the darkside by as much as it does. and i started thinking about how what if the universes where obi-wan is his master greatly delays him fucking off to the darkside and bringing about the end of the Order? well, he was all of 23 when that happened, which means in other universes, where obi-wan is not his master, he probably abandons the order much younger than that.

okay, so - an au where.

an au where qui-gon lives. despite reasons why it probably wouldn’t happen, he becomes anakin’s master, obi-wan fucks off to do Knight Things and Grow As His Own Person. anakin has his canonical crisis of faith and great realization that being a jedi is difficult and not actually all that he thought it was going to be. he fucks off from the order - say around the age of fifteen?

qui-gon, despite everything, goes off to hunt him. despite this “betrayal”. after all, anakin is the chosen one, right? so he even goes so far as to call in obi-wan to help him find anakin. meanwhile, anakin is employing every last trick in the book to remain out of reach. he won’t go back - he won’t. he can do more good out there in the galaxy, instead of tied down by the (hostile, tbh) jedi order.

it just so happens that obi-wan finds him. rather than try to arrest him or anything (leaving the order is not a ‘take into custody’ offense, as obi-wan well knows) and actually talks to anakin about the reasons why he’s fucked off. he finds the reasons understandable. besides, becoming a jedi is not being conscripted. anakin has the right to leave if he feels like it. obi-wan tells him that it’s fucking dangerous for a half-trained force sensitive out there in the wild galaxy, but when anakin doesn’t change his mind (because he’s hella stubborn tbh) obi-wan is just like “welp” and lets him go. he tells qui-gon he never found anakin, but that it’s really unreasonable to hunt the kid down for fucking off. it’s another thing that qui-gon and obi-wan don’t see eye-to-eye with.

so that’s that, right? they’ll never see the chosen one again.

but wait, there’s more. So of course the Sith find anakin. he must bring balance to the force. Dooku and Sidious play bad cop/good cop until anakin is firmly under Sidious’ thumb. (presumably, Qui-gon would have found nine hundred different ways to keep anakin away from palpatine, who might even have been the one to plant the idea of running off into anakin’s head on the few times when he was allowed to speak with the kid). anakin goes corrupt, as you do when siths are fucking with your head, and the story proceeds.

here it is, the fall of the jedi order, and order 66.

ymmv what happens to qui-gon. does he live through even this? or is he shot down protecting obi-wan? in either case, obi-wan survives as he tends to, trying to regroup with the rest of the surviving Jedi. of course, you have this wretched sith lord, Darth Vader, hunting them all down. his skill with a blade is unparalleled. no jedi who has faced him has survived.

when he finds them, obi-wan stays back, sacrificing himself to save the others. and yet, to his surprise, darth vader does not kill him. darth vader himself does not understand entirely why, only that once when he was very young, a jedi heard him out and let him go.

he does not let obi-wan go, but neither does his blade fall.

Reminder to those enraged and engaged in this fight: Activism cannot be your singular focus; you can burn out, you will burn out, and you will burn out F A S T. Don’t feel guilty if you start to feel overwhelmed. Don’t feel guilty if you need to turn off the news, get off social media, or stop talking about the current political climate. It’s exhausting. Take a little time every day to decompress! Do something fun, make sure you have a hobby. Read tarot cards, knit or crochet things to donate, work out, read read read, make art (god, please, make some art, that’s gonna be one of the first things to go). It’s exhausting, fighting for your rights and liberties. It’s not going to stop being exhausting. But if we quit because we can’t keep up, we’re tired, we’re overwhelmed, then they win. And we can’t let them win, because this is just the start. So take a break. A little bit, every day. Treat yourself well and then get right back into the fray. Take care of yourself while fighting for your neighbor who might not be able to.

Today, on “Forcearama Once Again Takes You Through A Highlight From This Absolutely Hilarious Star Wars Legends Book, The Jedi Path”: we learn that we must be good Padawans and not make our Jedi Masters look bad by doing things like hanging out in bars or getting high, something that I am so sure no Jedi ever do (just like they never do any of the other thousand things they aren’t supposed to do, like fall in love with each other and get people pregnant and turn to the fucking Dark Side.)

PLEASE NOTE WHICH FORMER PADAWAN OWNER OF THIS BOOK TOOK EXCEPTION TO THIS GUIDELINE. I love that he tries to claim that it’s purely in service of the mission, too. Sure, Kenobi. You can get “excellent information” there. The fact that they serve booze at these places is totally not a plus for you. 

Who among us is surprised? Hmm? Hands?

So, this is in the Jedi Guidebook, and not only was Obi-Wan like BUT WAIT BARS CAN BE USEFUL FOR STUFF, he then also proceeded to take his OWN Padawan to a bar.

This guy. I swear to God.

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Yoon bum: Chapter 1 vs chapter 21


Recently reading the latest chapters I thought “Bum is way cuter than I remember” and looking back the evolution of koogis art is pretty surprising (though not unexpected as you do get better as you draw). I really like what her style has become, though I think the old style is really good too. It sets the vibe of a creepy stalker and a popular guy and it worked really well for the beginning.

I drew the lineart for this a week ago.

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Season 4 anyone? :P

this is a masterpost of my Opinions, because i’ve been seeing a lot of drama and ship war bullshit going on, so i just want to be very clear on where i stand on some things. here we go:

-alex is not an alcoholic. she’s an adult who drinks alcohol.
-i ship karolsen & supercorp both, at the same time, legit like 50/50.
-that being said, i can also acknowledge that lena is kind of problematic (the alien finding device thing) and i would love for them to address that please.
-james, j'onn, and maggie have been treated horribly this season. they’re all regulars, and yet only get about, what? .5 seconds of screen time per week? and yes, it’s for sure racist…..which brings me to my next point..
-it’s no secret that my biggest problem w/ this season is mon-el. they sidelined james for this white fratboy, and there was nothing subtle about it. why they felt the need to kill a cute, semi-slowburn romance between an interracial couple is beyond me.
-i don’t think m'gann is technically a regular, but she’s also been treated like shit. they literally have sharon leal on their payroll and they’re not using her AT ALL and i’m heated about it.
-i’m cool with james as guardian, but i am not cool w/ literally any other male heroes on this show, because supergirl, at its core, is a show about women. as it fuckin should be.
-sanvers is my lifeblood.
-maggie needs a backstory, and relationships with people outside of alex. i would love for her and james to be besties, and please for the love of god acknowledge the friendship that she would undoubtedly have with m'gann.
-i want cat grant back.
-i want lucy lane back.
-last but not least. my daughter, kara danvers, has been sidelined on her own show. she is more alone right now than we have ever seen her, and it’s reflected in her overall demeanor. i despise the fact that we had such an amazing, underlying awareness of kara’s constant anger and grief in season 1, and now it’s as if that never existed. i miss the episodes ending with her and alex talking and eating pizza, but now all we get is mon-el manipulating her into feeling guilty that she doesn’t like him back. i don’t need that, and neither does she.

these are some of the big things that i’ve seen people arguing about the last few weeks. if you disagree with any of this, that’s fine, we can still be friends. literally the only people i’m not interested in talking to, are karamel shippers who genuinely believe that they are a healthy relationship, and that kara and mon-el have more chemistry than kara and literally anyone else. they should be brother/sister relationship, and that’s all. other than that, please know that i love seeing different headcanons for all the ships, and brotps you guys come up with, even if i don’t ship them myself. i follow blogs with totally opposite opinions, and love coexisting with each and every one of you.

antarcticqueen  asked:

Elsewhere U headcannon: sometimes there are people who come to elsewhere u and they fit right in immediately. They came prepared not to fight the fae but to coexist with them. They always carry special treats and trinkets with them (sometimes for the gentry, sometimes for less prepared students) and absolutely love trading nonsense banter with the gentry or reciting lines to the crows. The gentry are delighted by them but they don't get taken because they are very careful. 1/2

(2/2) Most of these students end up becoming RAs at some point, or leaving of their own will to the Nevernever. Some even take faery husbands and wives, and are less broken when their spouse leaves. Some have the Sight, but most just always loved the lore- love it still now that it is real.             

Yes. Someone I will get to eventually in more depth (i have so many asks right now you guys i’m trying so hard but there’s so many!) asked why people come to the university at all, given the hazards, and this is one of the reasons. Some people belong, and the place is kind to them, even if the Gentry aren’t necessarily. There aren’t many, just a handful each year. Some might be professors now. 

nothing has ever been as romantic as The Malec Wedding Kiss™

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Actual murder husbands.

anonymous asked:

I know you don't reblog peoples replies to other peoples replies but I just wanted to say, I love what you said to that jeffreydickens guy. Like man, if captain america was gay, I would've been into marvel when i was 12, instead of running in the opposite direction because i couldn't handle the jingoistic white Aryan male that cap originally was (sorry). And I'm not even LGBT+. So hell yeah way more people care about a gay/bi Cap, and I too am disappointed that he's not, even in a canon au.

Yeah, someone who asks “who even cares?” about issues like that has had a very limited and immature experience of the world. And the fact that they’re outraged when they ask it suggests that they’re quite terrified of any more expanded experience, which is rather sad. Small minds asking small questions – no wonder nobody cares what they have to say. 

anonymous asked:

"I don't feel like we're supposed to sympathize with Greg" What makes you say that?

The way he’s portrayed and shown throughout the whole show. Even though he’s generally a nice and caring guy he always gets the short end of the stick. The writers literally write him to stay in his van (and have the gall to say that he WANTS to live in his van despite him saying otherwise in the show) and keep him away from being with Steven. The Gems constantly make insulting remarks towards him and he’s even introduced in the show as a lazy bum who won’t be of any use.

The episode Say Uncle actually made incest jokes about Greg. If the writers actually respected Greg they wouldn’t have written in a joke where Pearl says that it makes sense that Greg is inbred. Pearl’s attitude and bigoted view of Greg/humans (which literally just pops out of absolutely nowhere in season 1b) are never challenged or actually talked about. 

When Greg gets to live with Steven for an episode he sudden turns radically OOC and becomes a selfish prick who constantly lies to Steven, before reverting back to his actual character and solving the problem of the episode. The ultimate lesson is that Greg shouldn’t live with Steven, which is supposedly a happy ending.

His point of view is rarely taken into account and his worry for Steven is usually played for laughs instead of being taken serious. In Space Race Pearl literally kidnaps Steven and takes him to space against Greg’s explicit wishes. When Greg thinks he just witnessed Steven blowing up and almost has a heart attack the whole scene is played like a joke while the sympathy of the episode is placed on Pearl when she decides to eject from the ship. It’s painful sometimes to watch Greg because of the way the writers treat him.

the signs as things said by my english class
  • aries: "if y'all can finally all get above an 80 on this test, i'll buy everyone bagels"
  • taurus: "is it okay if i eat lunch now?" "we're halfway through class, jeremy" "yeah i know but i have guacamole today and i'm really excited about it"
  • gemini: "lucas if you ruin the bagels for us i'll throw you out the window" "lena we're on the first floor"
  • cancer: *pulls fire alarm* "i don't even care. this is what exams have done to me."
  • leo: *banging on the door that only opens from the inside* "guys let me in i'm like the cutest person in this class"
  • virgo: "i'm going to mrs. mccarthy's room so i can steal her whiteboard markers"
  • libra: "can we play a game today?" "lucas you ask that every single day. it's an english class, shut up"
  • scorpio: "i don't even know half the bands on these stickers. i just bought them because they look cool"
  • sagittarius: *finishes a test 30 minutes before everyone else but hands it in anyways* "well, i fucked that one up. see ya tomorrow mrs. saudek"
  • capricorn: "so. . . because i was a c-section i could kick macbeth's ass too?"
  • aquarius: "lucas nobody cares about how you feel oppressed by not being able to wear a camouflage bucket hat"
  • pisces: "go get the baby out of the cabinet, we can use that to teach him"

idk how, but someone my blog reached 100 followers today!!!! and i know no one cares and 100 isn’t that many, but i never thought i’d never get past like 2 followers… i seriously love and appreciate evERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU GUYS. every like, reblog, and ask makes my sad self a bit happier;) so yea, even if i don’t have a million, i made this to thank all my mutuals^-^ this is basically a follower forever i guess?? 

[faves and pals are bolded and if you’re not bolded or on here, you can always message me and we can become pals cuz i’d love to talk to you]

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also i love all the amazing peeps from the succulent phandom network 

thANK YOU ALL SM FOR FOLLOWING MY SHITTY BLOG. ily all.

[i don’t think i got everyone bc some ppl follow with their main blogs that are not their phan blogs so if i forgot anyone, i’m sorry, i still love you:(( feel free to sneak into my house, steal my computer and add yourself, just don’t forget to say hi to my cat while you’re here. or you could message me. either one’s fine.]