i don't even care if this isn't real

I can’t believe how many people criticise Bella Hadid for saying that she is muslim. So many people saying she isn’t a real muslim, because she doesn’t fit their mold and stereotypes. Who are those people that they dare to say how another person has to believe or celebrate her faith?

I know that more than half of the people in my country are baptised as Christians and most of them would say they are Christians, they probably go to church once a year and pray whenever they feel like it. At most. Many would have trouble to say the Ten Commandments or remember more than the Pater Noster. Doesn’t diminish their believe though. What they say they believe is something that won’t get questioned by anyone. They pay their taxes to the church so for everyone that asks they are Christians. Never heard someone say: “Oh, but you aren’t a real Christian if you don’t…”

If they are devoted enough is not something for people to judge, but only god. How does it come that people think that for muslims they (who are probably mostly outsiders to that religion) have any say in it?

the signs as game grumps battle kid stories
  • aries: This battle IS. FOR. REAL. I have a good feeling about this one, I'm bringing it downtown. You know, right? I'm playing music on the street, I'm getting a noise complaint. But you know what? I don't even care! Because this is my art and n-FUCK!
  • taurus: Mark mistakenly ordered me nine pizzas! I wasn't sure if I should keep them or not because I really enjoyed pizza! But when I opened them up it was pineapple and ham! And I don't like ham and I'm alergic to-FUCK!!!
  • gemini: I knew a guy named Jesus, I asked him "Hey, isn't your name pronounced hesus?" and he said "No, my mum is very religious." and I said "Wouldn't that have prevented you from having the name Jesus?" AND HE SAID FUCK!
  • cancer: RADICAL REPUBLICANS REALLY WRECK MY RECTAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!!!
  • leo: Jerry wrestled bears for a living, but he wasn't happy with it so he changed his proffession to golfing, he wasn't happy with that either, he just realised he was an unhappy dude in general! So he saw a psychiatrist and tHE PSYCHIATRIST FUCKING DAMN IT!
  • virgo: Jennifer dumped me.
  • libra: Recklessly! I touched a car that didn't belong to me! It was a very nice car, a 1978 Bugati. That's not even a real car model! I made it up! and i- DAAAAAAARGHHHD!!! DAMN!!!!
  • scorpio: Register now at your local supermarket for the rewards card. It will save you 10% on FUCKING GOD DAMN BULLSHIT! FUCK!
  • sagittarius: Uhhhhhhh- UUuuuhhhhh... gerRymanderiNg poliTIcians always get theIR wAy unLESS YOu vETO thEIR VOTE in a vOTING BOOTH. YOU HAVE THE POWER! AS A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES, REGISTEREEDTO VOTE AT YOUR LOCAL DMV, sO thAt YOU CAN CONTROL THE FATE OF YOUR COUNTRY- AT LEAST SOMEWHAT! I mean there's the electoral COLlege and everything! but I don't know! I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW POLITICS WORK! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!
  • capricorn: I was caught murdering some man named Steve. I talked to the police and I REFUTED that I had anything to do with the murder. The police said "Wait- Wait! Then why are you sTANDING ABOVE THE DEAD BODY!??!"
  • aquarius: My dad... really likes... that i'm doing music right now. BUT HE'S KINDA DISSAPOINTED THAT I'M NOT GOOD AT IT. BECAUSE. HE SPENT HIS WHOLE LIFE WRITING MUSIC. AND I'VE ONLY SPENT A COUPLE OF-fuckGODD!!
  • pisces: "The Ross shot"

“So from now on I want you to bring me something every morning at breakfast,” Gansey decreed, when they separated, voice rough but firm. His eyes were laughing, his forehead pressed to Ronan’s. “I demand tribute as your king.”

“Asshole,” Ronan grumbled, fists releasing the fabric over Gansey’s heart. It sounded like I love you.

Another One Bites the Dust by @dizzylizzytumbles

Look, I love and adore Pynch, forver and ever, but… how could I have not?

anonymous asked:

hi, I'm a Christian, but I'm not here to start an argument. I just want you to know, whether or not you care, there are a lot of Christians like me who go to the christian tag when they are in doubt and can't go to someone Irl. If I'm in doubt and I see stuff that tells me my god isn't real, it makes me doubt even more. I know you probably won't, but can you think before tagging Christian? if it's a fair post then sure tag it but if it just tells me my religion is wrong don't, please. thanks.

Firstly, I appreciate that your message was respectful, which is rare. However, it’s not my job to censor the internet in your favour.
I apologize.

  • Have you ever noticed that serial killers are basically children throwing temper tantrums because that one person won't pay attention to them?
  • Aizen: Shinji Shinji Shinji pay attention to me, look at me Shinji, look at me, YOU DIDN'T PAY ENOUGH ATTENTION TO ME SO NOW I'M TURNING EVERYONE YOU LOVE INTO A BEAST ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO ME NOW?
  • Hannibal: Will look at me, look at me, pay attention to me Will, Will look I gave you a present, I made you breakfast, Will you're eating someone you know, look at me
  • Loki: I will accept attention from LITERALLY ANY FAMILY MEMBER I am prepared to COMMIT GENOCIDE WILL SOMEONE IN THIS FAMILY PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME no not you LOOK AT ME!!
  • Joe Carrol: Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan look over here, over here, pay attention to me, look at me, I WANT ALL OF YOUR ATTENTION look at this elaborate plan I came up to kill people JUST FOR YOU, Ryan please come to my execution please I want all of your focus to be on ME even when I'm dieing RYAN WHY AREN'T YOU COMING!?
  • Helena: Sestra?? SESTRA??? SESTRA!? LOOK AT ME SESTRA I CUT OFF A TAIL! I KILLED THE PERSON SESTRA WILL YOU HUG ME NOW?
  • Klaus: I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE ME I DON'T CARE WHO- no not you- CAROLINE? KAMI? SOMEONE!!!? No Elijah not you SOMEONE LOVE ME WILL YOU LOVE ME IF I KILL MULTIPLE PEOPLE? MARCEL?? Rebekah please this isn't about you SOMEONE LOVE ME!!!
  • Tate: Literally everything I've done since meeting Violet is about getting her attention or being mildly angry with her and trying to get her attention literally everything
  • Dandy: I WANTED TO BE A THESPIAN WILL PEOPLE LOOK AT ME NOW?
  • For REAL I think Peter Hale is the only exception to this rule and even that's pretty highly debatable
  • Lucifer: SAM SAM SAM PAY ATTENTION TO ME SAM I AM SOOOOOOO BORED. SO. BORED. WILL YOU LOOK AT ME IF I TRY TO KILL YOU?
  • Crowley: Dean Dean Dean Dean Dean Dean look at me, over here, Dean are you paying attention to me? Dean I kidnapped our angel, I made a deal with him, I'm trying to kill everyone you love, are you TAKING ME SERIOUSLY AS A VILLAIN YET DEAN? ..... Do you maybe want a beer...?
  • Ingrid, Zelena, Rumplestiltskin actually alot of Once Upon A Time villains: I am evil because I am trying to get someone's attention, Emma?? Regina?? Belle????? BAELFIRE!? STOP IGNORING ME AND GIVE ME YOUR LOVE THIS IS VERY UNFAIR OF YOU
  • Serial killers seem to be giant children throwing very violent temper tantrums because they aren't getting enough hugs and that's more than a little disturbing
  • Possibly more disturbing is that this is only the list I can think of off the top of my head there's a 99.9% chance I'm forgetting some
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Do you like dumb comics? Do you like dumb comics with side characters? Then don’t follow this blog everything that comes out from here is PhD-level work of art. Obviously.

  • Victuuri: *kiss*
  • Someone: Idk, it was hidden so it's not a ~real kiss. Why do they keep queerbaiting us like this?
  • Someone else: I can't believe they kissed. What cruel queerbaiting! Sure, they may care for each other, but think of the "no homo" that'll go on later, which I KNOW will happen because I've actually seen ep 8 which isn't even out yet!!
  • Me: .... ?????????
  • Me: If it was a guy and a girl, there'd be no question of the validity of the kiss. What the fuck????
(Math) Exercise, Dividers of Theoden
  • (We’re taking a calculus final. The TA is a well-known Lord of the Rings fan, and we’ve had running LotR jokes all semester.)
  • TA: “Okay, guys, everyone look at me. We’ve been over the rules, but just in case: no notes, pencil your answers in on the scantron sheet, and graphing calculators only – no more ‘can I just used my cell phone’ nonsense.”
  • Student: “[TA's name], my calculator batteries just died! What should I do?”
  • TA: “Here, I’ve got a big box of spares.”
  • Student: *struggling* “I can’t get this packaging open…”
  • Student 2: “Here, I’ve got a pocket knife.”
  • TA: “And I’ve got a pair of scissors if you need them.”
  • Student 3: *from the back of the room* “OR MY AXE!”
  • (Everyone starts laughing.)
  • TA: “The only axes allowed on the exam are in the graph section.”
  • (Everyone groans.)
  • TA: “Oh, come on, you’re in a math class. Deal with the math jokes.”
  • (The professor enters with a stack of exams. With him are two exam proctors.)
  • Professor: “Tolkien jokes already, [TA's name]?”
  • TA: “Hey, I didn’t start it.”
  • (The professor starts handing stacks of exams to the TA and proctors.)
  • Professor: “But I’m about to finish it. [TA], take these exams down the left flank. [Proctor 1], follow the desks down the center. [Proctor 2], take your exams right, along the wall.”
  • (At this point, many of the students have realized where this is going: Theoden’s lines from ‘Return of the King.’)
  • Professor: “Forth, and fear no problems! Solve! Solve, students of calculus! Points shall be taken, scores shall be splintered! A pencil day! A red-ink day! Until three thirty!”
  • (The professor pulls out a pencil, holding it out like a sword, and runs down the first row holding it out. Students hold up their pencils, hitting his as he passes.)
  • Professor: “Solve now! Solve now! Solve to good grades and the class ending! MAAATH!”
  • Entire Class: “MAAATH!”
  • Professor: “MAAAAATH!”
  • Entire Class: “MAAAAAATH!”
  • Professor: “Forth, exam-takers!”
  • (The entire class rises to their feet and gives him a standing ovation. A week later, we get an email from the professor.)
  • Professor: *at the end of the email* “PS: I appreciate all of you who wrote in their evaluations that I was the one professor to rule them all, but the best one yet was the student who called me ‘Mathrandir.’”
BTS and Stage Names
  • Rap Mon: Jimin what are you doing
  • Jimin: I'm taping Taehyung to an alphabet poster
  • Rap Mon: um... why?
  • Jimin: because he's V. He belongs between u and w
  • Rap Mon: wat
  • V: it's ok hyung we're getting into character. it's like a technique to do better on stage
  • Jungkook: is that why you guys poured milk on me and taped chocolate chips to my arm this morning
  • Suga: IS THIS WHY YOU FUCKERS TRIED TO STUFF ME INTO A BAG OF SUGAR
  • Jimin: calm down hyung it's a tech-
  • Suga: I WOKE UP TO TAEHYUNG PUSHING MY HEAD INTO A PAPER BAG OF DIABETES
  • Jin: why are you guys making so much noise I need to catch up on my beauty sleep
  • Rap Mon: hyung it's 3 in the afternoon
  • Jin: well I couldn't sleep since Yoongi kept screeching about grains of death in his eye- Jimin what is this
  • Jimin: it's a tiara for you
  • Jin: this is a piece of cardboard with glitter and mustard on it
  • Jimin: we can't afford a princess crown hyung jfc also we ran out of golden paint
  • Rap Mon: who taught you idiots this "technique"
  • Jimin: well we got the idea from Hoseok
  • V: yeah he kept neighing in his sleep and I figured that since his stage name is J-Horse, he was getting into character so we decided to try it out
  • Jungkook: but my stage name isn't Kookie so why would I- you know what free chocolate chips I don't care
  • Jin: I CARE SOMEONE GET THIS ATROCIOUS PIECE OF CRAP OFF MY HEAD
  • Rap Mon: you know Hoseok's stage name is J-hope right
  • Jimin: Jin how can you say that I spent 3 hours piecing your tiara together
  • Suga: where's Hoseok I'm gonna stab him
  • Rap Mon: guys
  • V: wait Jimin I think we need more duct tape
  • Jungkook: here use this
  • Jin: JUNGKOOK GET THAT STAPLER AWAY FROM TAEHYUNG
  • Rap Mon: LISTEN TO ME YOU NINCOMPOOPS THIS STAGE TECHNIQUE ISN'T EVEN REAL HOSEOK HAS BEEN WATCHING TOO MUCH HARRY POTTER AND HE THINKS HIS PATRONUS IS A HORSE HIS STAGE NAME ISN'T EVEN JHORSE IT'S JHOPE
  • J-Hope: *walks into room* hey guys look at this super cool Ron Weasley bobble head I bough- why is Taehyung being taped onto an alphabet poster
  • Jimin: it's a stage technique
  • J-Hope: oh then Namjoon should be in a closet or under a bed right?
  • Rap Mon: you know what I'm done I hate you all

anonymous asked:

Hey, hate to break it to you, but 5SOS is just a brand. A brand designed to rope tween girls into buying average garbage pop music because they think 16 years olds in skinny jeans are 'hawt'. They don't care about you, or 'fans'. They care about the money. It's an act. They don't write their own songs, and they certainly aren't anything new or original. Honestly, you'd probably be better off just flushing your money down the toilet. But have fun supporting something that isn't even real. Lmao.

I actually laugh at you. You’re saying the band isn’t real, and they’re pathetic, Yet you probably took a good few minutes to write this incorrect paragraph which is also pathetic. It was mentioned that 5sos DONT earn that much money from doing concerts yet, as they’re new to it. They DO write their own songs, and if they only wanted the money, why would they post endless YouTube covers when they were younger for our entertainment? Congratulations your paragraph was a waste of time.

  • Me: I'm constantly infantilized because of my mental illness and disabilities which I often keep quiet about so it doesn't harm me at work or at social events, but keeping quiet about it inevitably harms me in different ways.
  • Tumblr: DON'T TELL ME NOT TO USE A WORD, YOU'RE REALLY REACHING, UHG HOW COULD YOU TELL ME THAT SOMETHING IS ABLEIST. WHATEVER. ABLEISM ISN'T EVEN REAL.
  • A Direct Quote: Uhm, I have depression and ADD and I broke my leg once and I don't care if people call adults children, I never see that as a problem and it's never affected me.
  • Tumblr: SEE IT'S OKAY THEN. YOU'RE JUST A CRAZY SJW.

so someone said “Messi is never this problematic” relating to cristiano’s interview burst… WELL MESSI ISNT KNOWN AND PORTRAYED AS THE MOST ARROGANT PERSON ON THE PLANET AND CONSTANTLY HARASSED BY JOURNALISTS PUBLICLY AND HATED ON WHEN PEOPLE DONT FUCKING KNOW HIM honestly did you see how the interviewer was treating him, questioning everything he said and telling him he was a liar… what do you expect from him? cristiano isn’t a problamtic person, THE MEDIA MAKE HIS LIFE, CARRER, AND EVERYTHING HE EVER SAYS AND DOES PROBLEMATIC. yeah maybe if that was messi he would just not say anything but they are two different types of people who put up with different types of shit and you can’t fucking blame them for it. not only cristiano, but messi and so many other footballers put up with this shit all the time and saying, “OMG MESSI WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!!!!” doesn’t justify shit for you because he has said/done things like this too. but that’s none of my business, I’m just saying that everyone has a different way of handling situations and they react in different ways and it is nobody’s place to say that one is better than the other when you really have no fucking clue?!? the media create this “problematic” version of cristiano and everyone fucking knows how much the media is always on his case honestly leave messi out of this for once and think about how many footballers go through this type of media pressure and harassment it’s sick. and it’s really disappointing and unbelievable how people feel the need to bring messi into this when first of all, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM, and second of all, blaming cristiano for acting the way he did when he wasn’t the one in the wrong and you’re so blind to see what shit he goes through with the media and still want to make this a messi vs Ronaldo competition. this isn’t 1st grade, who fucking cares. and if you don’t have anything respectable or worth saying about the other, don’t say it at all and this works for both sides

Real Talk about Episode 2 tho

Spoiler Warning (duh)

So I’m kind of disappointed in how they approached the subject of Yuri’s weight.

I don’t know if “piggy” is some dumb pet name or what, but like, please no. It’s not cute.

I’ve had dance instructors that played mind games when it came to weight and it’s seriously humiliating. Even when I was underweight, it was never good enough. I didn’t even take ballet but I know that pressure is even more intense.

After I quit classes and got to a healthy weight, I still saw myself as being too big (and I still do). It may not seem like calling someone “piggy” is that bad but it can really wear on a person… and I think we’re probably going to see that happening in the show.

TL;DR piggy is not a cute pet name and I will cut Victor if he continues to hurt my precious, innocent son Yuri.

anonymous asked:

I was never part of the ship wars in bleach and never really cared about the ships but come on even I can't understand people say that ichiruki isn't canon. Like, let's be real, what more must happen so people see it? And ichihime, nono. There never was a thing. Can't grasp how people even ship them, it's the most one sided thing ever and it's clear to see. I just don't get it, why is it being denied so much by him since himself made it so obvious lol. Face it pal, it's romance, not crime.

That’s so true. But the thing about Ichihime is that the shipper love the old passioned style when it comes to romance. I don’t insist that I’m right about my observations about them but, let’s be real.

They like Orihime for Ichigo because:

1. She’s beautiful. (The body, face and personality a.k.a her bubbly side persona.)

2. She’s the princess in distress. (Yes. She is. Her whole persona is the princess in distress.)

3. She have a crush on the Hero. (Which is obviously one-sided) And it’s unknown to the Hero too. (How cute is that?)

4. She always need protection. (And who better protect her than Ichigo a.k.a the one who protects?)

5. Other stuffs Idk. (Hehe, this post is getting too long for me, sorry.)

But the thing is that Bleach isn’t that typical.

Ichigo isn’t that typical.

Because Ichigo needs someone too.

He’s not that Dattebayo guy, who can push himself to his best.

He needs someone to do that for him.

He’s not that Geass guy, who knows what he wanted and needed.

He still needs someone to remind him of what’s important.

He’s not that Pirate driven guy, who believes in himself strongly.

He needs someone who believes in him so strong, that he is in her heart forever imprinted.

And we all know who that is. ;)

*whispers* 

Kuchiki Rukia

anonymous asked:

Tyler is a fake fan and I don't even care what you say. 1DDAY he tweeted that real fan girls attended it and others just sat at home. He posted a pic of Liam from 2012 and one now then wrote "there is hope". And if he really was a real fan, Tyler would clearly know that Liam isn't homophobic. Tyler was clearly wrong and he didn't even reply to Liam's tweet. He has just used 1D to get more people to like him. I'm glad he lost his 3/5 & 4/4.

That’s not true. 

The pic from 2012: - that was a joke. Tyler never said that Liam was homophobic he said supporting someone like Willie Robertson is not cute. (And i agree with him here). He actually thanked Liam for tying to clear it up? (But that doesn’t change the fact that Liam was acting like a fucking Idiot like i am so mad at him right now). Tyler was just trying to do the right thing. 

Liam was/is acting like a douchebag. I love him but dear god. Instead of just saying “omg guys you totally misunderstood i’m not racist or homophobic i just liked the show i didn’t even know that that guy was a dick” or something because i think Liam had no clue that that guy was racist and anti-gay. But no, he’s being super rude and whiny like “I’m just living life under exraordinary circumstances” or “I can’t do anything without being judged” or “Omg make real news what do i have to do to satisfy you bastards.” 

Like i’m very sorry but that’s just pathetic. He is famous, he knows the business and he signed up for this. He should have known that that would bite him in the ass. He tweets bullshit and then gets rude and defensive about it instead of clearing things up and apologizing, like what? And all the boys unfollowing Tyler because of that is just ridiculous like grow the fuck up. Tyler already said he misunderstood. (so did thousands of other people by the way it’s not like he was the only one making a fuss). So disappointed in the fandom and the boys, honestly. So immature and unnecessary. 

I am a massive 1D fan (more of the music than anything else but thats not the point.) but i will defend Tyler on this with all i have because he is such a babe. He helped me become a better person and i have so much respect for him and everything he did over the past few years and how much he changed and learned from his past mistakes. I can’t say that about any of the 1D boys.

-Charlie

  • <b> Her:</b> People say it is not love if it doesn't hurt. How true is that?<p><b>Him:</b> Love isn't all bliss, that's the first thing that you should keep in mind. There are moments when you feel hatred towards your partner. Moments when you feel sad and hurt. Moments when you feel alone and not appreciated. Moments when you feel that you are not enough. Pain is the one thing that could change anyone's perspective. Most people connect love with pain because you wouldn't get hurt that much if you don't love the person. I don't believe that though. Not because you have not experienced real pain does not mean that it isn't love. Most of the time, people care too much, expect too much, give too much. Those are the reasons why pain swallows them whole the moment they see that they are not being given the response they think they are entitled to, since they've done a lot to the person. So for me, you can call it love even if it doesn't hurt. Pain should not be the deciding factor to conclude whether you are in love or not. Love is love. It cannot be explained. There is no real logic behind it. Nothing more, nothing less.<p>

anonymous asked:

You do know that taeyeon is fake right? She's all plastic surgery so no she isn't nice of a real fucking girl, she's giving all these littles false hopes at being "naturally beautiful" like her but that isn't the case. She got her eyes, boss, jawline, practically her whole face done. Your opinions don't matter, she's FAKE.

and you think your opinion matters? so what if she got plastic surgery or not? i dont care tbh. why does that even matter? 

why cant people just be happy for them and move on? why do people have to bash her and baek? what good is that? talking bad about them is not going to change the fact that they are in fact dating. the chances of a fan dating an idol is -17% anyways so these people who can’t accept that need to just leave before they say more stupid things.

im pissed that people are all ‘ohhh SM is just making them go out so that it will make kris look bad because kris claimed that SM was super strict about their dating policies’ or whatever other crap speculations people have come up with about their relationship.

WHAT IF THEY REALLY GENUINELY LIKE AND CARE FOR EACH OTHER? EVER THINK ABOUT THAT? my gosh. if you cant handle 2 kpop idols dating each other then get the hell out of the fandom jfc.

theyre trying to have a normal relationship and all people are doing is fucking it up for them. good job yes wonderful amazing wow gold star for you. now get out. 

i’m done with this. if you dont have anything nice to say about either one of them, don’t even bother wasting your time telling me. I.dont.care.