i don't deserve to go to hell


history meme (french edition)  →  4 families/dynasties/houses (¾) the ruling House of Bourbon.

“The Bourbons ruled their homeland for over two centuries, making it the greatest power in Europe, and taming and uniting a people who are arguably the most individualist and ungovernable in the world. They were the personification of both this grandeur and this seduction; let it be known that Louis XVI became a figure of compelling interest, with his refusal to save himself by shedding his people’s blood, creating a martyrdom in which he was soon joined by his beautiful Queen.Desmond Seward, The Bourbon Kings of France

the signs as i know them
  • aries: has a great sense of humour. soft voice. strong willed and stubborn. kind. fair. stunning appearance. doesn't talk much about feelings. adventurous. neither angry nor up to a fight 24/7. dreams of starting a family. gets along with people. never insults or hurts others on purpose. is actually quite sensitive.
  • taurus: master of organization. sometimes a little confused. is stubborn and rarely changes their opinion but always listens to what other people have to say. quiet when lost in thoughts. financial genius. generous. sometimes a little mean. will never let you down. great friend / husband / dad. is actually a great cook but doesn't eat 24/7. does sports and loves nature. is a "wow look at the moon"-person.
  • gemini: clever. hates boredom. always has a plan b/c/d. cares for their education. talks a lot. sometimes lost in thoughts. tends to overthink. always have a great story to tell. never underestimates others. believes in their friends. always know the answer. is not annoying 24/7. know when to shut up. bright smile. active. loves adventure. never shouting when angry. doesn't let others feel their anger. nature-lover.
  • cancer: very caring. will ask you how your day has been. invites you to their house to make popcorn and watch your favourite movie/series. very funny. good sense of fashion. is the friend who will take you home when you're drunk. makes sure you're ok. is fascinated by science. lovely eyes. adorable. never loud but always present. emotional but not a cry-baby.
  • leo: proud and loud. not easily insulted but when they are they roar. knows so many cultures. is interested in new things. can be very soft but won't show it unless they trust you. bright smile. always polite. will be there for you when you need them. unique sense of fashion. hard workers. chatty. always know how to handle a difficult situation. reliable. trustworthy.
  • virgo: feel much more than they would admit. don't have many friends but would do anything for the friends they have. careful. neither waste money nor time. a little stingy. the friend that feels what you feel. can read your mind sometimes. loves to surprise people. to be avoided when angry. calm down easily. loves to make others smile. sometimes too caring. loyal.
  • libra: sometimes a little weird. hardworking. sometimes they believe in themselves, sometimes they give up on themselves. aesthetic-lovers. usually very well dressed. polite. interested in art, history and literature. doubt their skills a lot. sometimes a little absent. instead of shouting they don't talk. loves conversations with new people.
  • scorpio: NOT EVIL AT ALL!! very emotional but never reckless. you can call them at 3am and they will be there for you. sometimes they don't know what to do with all their feelings but they will never let you suffer because of that. the best friends. adorable. stunning look. hard voices, hard souls, soft heart. are interested and show their interest in you and your feelings. will apologize immediately when they see they treated you wrong and they are truly sorry. mysterious. when they trust you they tell you everything. a little revengeful but would never harm others.
  • sagittarius: hilarious. clever. tell great jokes. are interested and caring. fight issues. don't show their emotions. won't be angry for long. colourful people with colourful minds. somehow they always know what's going on. love to work out. learn languages quite fast. honest.
  • capricorn: serious people. sometimes very stubborn. well educated. strong. smart. working to achieve their goals. never ever ever give up. never show defeat. don't cry very often. love the sun. good at making friends. do not forgive easily. forgive but don't forget. will remember almost everything they did / heard / said in their lives. loyal. know what they're worth.
  • aquarius: entertaining. bright personality. you can always spot their voice. has a very emotional part they won't show anyone. can make a bad situation good. great friends. sometimes a little bossy. tend to put on a show. won't mess around. chatty and makes new friends easily and quite often. has many friends but only like 2-3 real friends they would trust with their lives. hate to show when they hurt. very intelligent.
  • pisces: not crying 24/7. not weak at all. develop crushes easily but get over them very fast. either things don't mean anything to them or they mean the world to them. lost in daydreams but have the brightest fantasy. can be a storm. if they see you treat them wrong they leave. loyal to the people they love. can be revengeful. scheming. knows exactly what people deserve. would never harm anyone who doesn't deserve it. want justice. hard to get. hard to understand. great friends. worth the fight. will hold your hand and go through hell with you. passionate lovers.

anonymous asked:

Asshole (A) decides to go fishing in my tip jar for his change. I give him the stink eye but don't say anything cause it's 50 cents. Guy (G) behind him sees... 'what the hell man don't steal her money!' And A was like 'whatever it's 50 cents' and G was like 'so since she helped pay for your coffee you'd gonna share it with her? Put it back and pay for your shit'. He does eventually, and then G does his order and drops a 20 in my jar!!!! 400% tip. He was like 'you deserve it ignore the assholes!

  • Dentist: Open up
  • Me: Okay, Elias and Laia are my angels who deserve to be together, fall in love, have a family, live an amazing life, and happiness. They're precious babies who are constantly surrounded by ugliness.But I also want Helene to be happy. She's a loyal badass who's going through hell and it isn't fair! She's a strong independent woman. A woman way too strong to be Marcus's lapdog! Don't even get me started on motherfucking Marcus-
  • Dentist: No. That's not what I meant
  • Other Dentist: Wait. Let her finish.

i don’t see how anyone is surprised that marlene killed yvonne so spoby could happen. it was pretty fucking obvious that she wasn’t going to stick around from the start. it’s rushed, it’s shitty writing, it’s problematic as hell, and yvonne and spoby both deserved a far better resolution. 

But come on, this is the writing team that decided romance was having caleb and spencer fall in love for half a season only for caleb to cheat on her with hanna and then claim he’s loved hanna all along, who are still romanticizing a teacher/student relationship that, even looking past all it’s other transgressions, continues to be boring af, who think the best way to put emily and alison together, the slowburn ship to end all slowburn ships who would have had no trouble being brought together naturally, is to introduce two other girls for emily and then inject emily’s eggs into alison in a complete and utter violation of both girls bodies. 

like, did you expect better from the writers? really? if you didn’t see this coming i don’t know what to tell you. 

I’m getting rather tired of fans who freshly discovered their love of Grant Ward but feel obligated to stress how much they still hate the original character, lest the fandom police descend on their heads or they go to hell, one assumes.

Bashing real Ward while squeeing over au Ward is still character bashing and it would be great if yall could keep that stuff out of the tag, thank you.

Also, please rewatch “Ragtag” in full before you keep waxing poetic about all those choices you think Ward had. (Hint: Garret made him believe he’d work for Shield not Hydra. He had no way of even knowing he made the wrong choice at the time. And after years of brainwashing… there was no such thing as choice any more, there was only loyalty to Garrett. But I bet yall would’ve been able to resist that because you’re just that much better, amirite? :/)

The 5A finale-basically
  • Hook: Because you made me a Dark One, I'm going to KILL you and everyone you love! I've already marked all of you. You are all going to the Underworld and suffer a terrible fate! Haha!
  • Emma: No Killian! I only turned you into a Dark One because I love you and didn't want to lose you! I lost pretty much everyone I fell in love with. I even told you this in a previous episode! Please understand, I made a mistake!
  • Hook: And that's why you, your parents and even your SON deserve to DIE!!
  • Emma: You don't love me anymore?!
  • Hook: It's pretty obvious that I don't Swan.
  • 1 Episode Later
  • Hook: This is it! I'm killing all of you! I've been planning this for a couple episodes now and it's finally happening! Have fun in Hell!
  • Emma: Killian, please don't do this!
  • Everyone else: Yeah Killian..don't kill us.
  • Hook: ....ok. I love you Emma! Please kill me instead!
  • Emma: I love you so much Killian! You've been nothing but perfect! And ALL of us are going to risk our lives to save you from the Underworld! You deserve it!
  • Hook: Thanks
  • A&E & CS fans: Brilliant love story! A++

Does anyone else cry because there will be so many opportunities to imply that CS banged coming up, and the writers are totally going to miss them all??

I mean, there’s going to be the opportunity for reunion banging, post re-engagement banging, wedding night banging, all of which will probably be completely missed by the writers.  I just get so mad at the thought of CS being the only TL couple on the show not to get a TLK and not to have implied sexy times.  It’s not fair.

Who you should fight: Marines Edition
  • <p> <b>Tashigi: </b> why??? Do you hate love or something??? Don't hurt this poor noble hearted woman. Please don't fight Tashigi for she is determine as anything and you know what they say about determine people. She doesn't deserve it but I will say this: bring a gun.<p/><b>Smoker:</b> Have you ever tried to punch a cloud? Its very hard. Do not fight. He will shank you or suffocate you. Either way, you are fucked.<p/><b>Momonga:</b> You couldn't probably take this guy even though he seems kinda average but like, he stood up against Boa Hancock and wasn't turned to stone. So proceed with caution if you do decide that your new life goal is to deck a marine.<p/><b>Hina:</b> hahahahaha. She will stop you with hugs. But not cute wuss hugs. She will hug you and you will find your ass in a literal prison soon after. You're probably good to go if you can stop her Devil Fruit.<p/><b>Aokiji:</b> He's not as jerky as his friends. He's a pretty chill guy. There's no need to mess with him but if you are pissed enough to try and break the ice then I say, see you at your funeral.<p/><b>Akainu:</b> The bastard killed Ace. Please fight this motherfucker but like how? Team work is advised but its useless in the end. This guy will incinerate you and your buddies. Godspeed my love. You will die a heroic death if you even try. Well, heroic from our perspective. From a Marine's? Not so much.<p/><b>Kizaru:</b> He may seem slow but its all a facade. This yellow ass motherfucker kicked all the asses of our main motherfuckers in crime easy fucken peasy. Yes! He deserves someone to kick his ass but I'm afraid that unless you are like actually God with a Capital G then No. BAD IDEA! Do not approach.<p/><b>Garp:</b> I dare you. That’s all I'm gonna say. I mean. The man is 100% done with all these bullshit Devil Fruits and pirates but is still taking names and kicking ass. Don't. Honestly. Besides, the guy could easily adopt you as his grandkid you would be thrilled to fucking bits if he did. <p/><b>Sengoku:</b> I mean the guy doesn't deserve and could easily kick yo ass. But honestly? Just fucken go for it just so you can say you faced a god, punched him, theN WALKED BACKWARDS INTO HELL.

i’ll honestly be so sad if eyewitness won’t get a new season. it’s not because i miss philip and lukas, i can get over that easily. the reason why is because it just shows how incredibly stupid our society is. the network would rather renew shitty shows that get less ratings than eyewitness just because their other shows aren’t gay. you would think that as a film maker i’m used to production companies acting like this, and yes of course they prioritize straight shows more all the time, but what usa network is doing right now is honestly so over the top. if they can’t get over their shitty homophobia to realize how huge the fanbase is and how successful eyewitness would be they can just go to hell. i gave up on them months ago and i’ll probably never forgive them if they don’t give us the season we deserve.

  • Taehyung: [y/n]!!! Where are you??
  • You: *continues to hide*
  • Taehyung: come out, come out wherever you are!!! *gets under the bed searching*
  • Jimin: *sees this* *doesn't even bother to question*
  • Jimin: *whispers to you* stop torturing him, will you??
  • You: *whsipers back* he broke my ps4!! There's no way in hell I'm gonna forgive him!!
  • Jimin: how dare he!! I'll go kick him, he's under the bed!!
  • You: No don't!!! I'll do it!! I deserve it!!
  • Jimin: be my guest...
  • You: anytime, chimchim!!
  • You: *sees V under the bed* *kicks him hard* *runs away screaming your head off*
  • Jin: what have I done to deserve this??
  • Jungkook: hyung, are you alright??
  • Rap Monster: I think he is...
  • Suga: *wakes up with a start* wha?!
  • Taehyung: *slowly starts to hide*
  • You: V did...
  • Rap Monster, J Hope, Jimin, Jungkook, Suga, Jin and You: Come out, come out where ever you are!!!
  • Taehyung: *whispers* oh, fuck...

reddragonlilly7  asked:

I'd like to address the 'be nice to everyone' mentality. Guys, these people aren't just disagreeing with us, they aren't just peacefully complaining in the anti tags (fine by me, I use them, anti tags exist for a reason) These people r deliberately provoking us, bullying us, hacking us, hijacking posts etc. Do not put yourself in harm's way by engaging with them. The truth is some people are just mean. They don't deserve kindness for hurting us, especially when they've gone after Chris as well.

I agree. When I say that we should be kind to them, I’m not saying that we should go over to their blogs and tell them we love them or something of the sort. I sure as hell won’t do that because I don’t like them at all. It’s as simple as that. What I mean is we shouldn’t spew hate because in my opinion ignoring, blocking and not engaging with them is actually being kind to them because they deserve to be dragged and insulted at times for the things they do. But I do understand how sometimes some of us have the right to stand our ground in some situations, especially when someone is being problematic and needs to be called out. Sometimes we can be firm without being offensive or mean. But unfortunately as much as I’d like to believe that there’s some good sense and kindness in them, most times that’s not the case. They’re horrible and nothing you say will persuade them to be different. And that’s what frustrates me and makes me feel powerless because I know no matter what I say and do, they’ll keep hurting, triggering  and disrespecting people, beating the dead horse and even insulting an actor who works so hard for us to have the luxury of watching his work in the comfort of our homes. It’s so frustrating.

And I’m going to be honest, sometimes I read stuff that makes me want to destroy whoever wrote that. Especially when it’s something that triggers me and makes me emotionally agitated. So honestly when I choose to ignore, block and move on, that’s me choosing to be kind, you know? Kindness is not just saying nice things, it is sometimes controlling our emotions and choosing not to engage with them.