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history meme (french edition)  →  4 families/dynasties/houses (¾) the ruling House of Bourbon.

“The Bourbons ruled their homeland for over two centuries, making it the greatest power in Europe, and taming and uniting a people who are arguably the most individualist and ungovernable in the world. They were the personification of both this grandeur and this seduction; let it be known that Louis XVI became a figure of compelling interest, with his refusal to save himself by shedding his people’s blood, creating a martyrdom in which he was soon joined by his beautiful Queen.Desmond Seward, The Bourbon Kings of France

the signs as i know them
  • aries: has a great sense of humour. soft voice. strong willed and stubborn. kind. fair. stunning appearance. doesn't talk much about feelings. adventurous. neither angry nor up to a fight 24/7. dreams of starting a family. gets along with people. never insults or hurts others on purpose. is actually quite sensitive.
  • taurus: master of organization. sometimes a little confused. is stubborn and rarely changes their opinion but always listens to what other people have to say. quiet when lost in thoughts. financial genius. generous. sometimes a little mean. will never let you down. great friend / husband / dad. is actually a great cook but doesn't eat 24/7. does sports and loves nature. is a "wow look at the moon"-person.
  • gemini: clever. hates boredom. always has a plan b/c/d. cares for their education. talks a lot. sometimes lost in thoughts. tends to overthink. always have a great story to tell. never underestimates others. believes in their friends. always know the answer. is not annoying 24/7. know when to shut up. bright smile. active. loves adventure. never shouting when angry. doesn't let others feel their anger. nature-lover.
  • cancer: very caring. will ask you how your day has been. invites you to their house to make popcorn and watch your favourite movie/series. very funny. good sense of fashion. is the friend who will take you home when you're drunk. makes sure you're ok. is fascinated by science. lovely eyes. adorable. never loud but always present. emotional but not a cry-baby.
  • leo: proud and loud. not easily insulted but when they are they roar. knows so many cultures. is interested in new things. can be very soft but won't show it unless they trust you. bright smile. always polite. will be there for you when you need them. unique sense of fashion. hard workers. chatty. always know how to handle a difficult situation. reliable. trustworthy.
  • virgo: feel much more than they would admit. don't have many friends but would do anything for the friends they have. careful. neither waste money nor time. a little stingy. the friend that feels what you feel. can read your mind sometimes. loves to surprise people. to be avoided when angry. calm down easily. loves to make others smile. sometimes too caring. loyal.
  • libra: sometimes a little weird. hardworking. sometimes they believe in themselves, sometimes they give up on themselves. aesthetic-lovers. usually very well dressed. polite. interested in art, history and literature. doubt their skills a lot. sometimes a little absent. instead of shouting they don't talk. loves conversations with new people.
  • scorpio: NOT EVIL AT ALL!! very emotional but never reckless. you can call them at 3am and they will be there for you. sometimes they don't know what to do with all their feelings but they will never let you suffer because of that. the best friends. adorable. stunning look. hard voices, hard souls, soft heart. are interested and show their interest in you and your feelings. will apologize immediately when they see they treated you wrong and they are truly sorry. mysterious. when they trust you they tell you everything. a little revengeful but would never harm others.
  • sagittarius: hilarious. clever. tell great jokes. are interested and caring. fight issues. don't show their emotions. won't be angry for long. colourful people with colourful minds. somehow they always know what's going on. love to work out. learn languages quite fast. honest.
  • capricorn: serious people. sometimes very stubborn. well educated. strong. smart. working to achieve their goals. never ever ever give up. never show defeat. don't cry very often. love the sun. good at making friends. do not forgive easily. forgive but don't forget. will remember almost everything they did / heard / said in their lives. loyal. know what they're worth.
  • aquarius: entertaining. bright personality. you can always spot their voice. has a very emotional part they won't show anyone. can make a bad situation good. great friends. sometimes a little bossy. tend to put on a show. won't mess around. chatty and makes new friends easily and quite often. has many friends but only like 2-3 real friends they would trust with their lives. hate to show when they hurt. very intelligent.
  • pisces: not crying 24/7. not weak at all. develop crushes easily but get over them very fast. either things don't mean anything to them or they mean the world to them. lost in daydreams but have the brightest fantasy. can be a storm. if they see you treat them wrong they leave. loyal to the people they love. can be revengeful. scheming. knows exactly what people deserve. would never harm anyone who doesn't deserve it. want justice. hard to get. hard to understand. great friends. worth the fight. will hold your hand and go through hell with you. passionate lovers.
  • Dentist: Open up
  • Me: Okay, Elias and Laia are my angels who deserve to be together, fall in love, have a family, live an amazing life, and happiness. They're precious babies who are constantly surrounded by ugliness.But I also want Helene to be happy. She's a loyal badass who's going through hell and it isn't fair! She's a strong independent woman. A woman way too strong to be Marcus's lapdog! Don't even get me started on motherfucking Marcus-
  • Dentist: No. That's not what I meant
  • Other Dentist: Wait. Let her finish.

Why don’t I like darker themed roleplay? Because I’ve had my fair share of bad experiences in real life and, suffering from depression, I just really don’t want to go through simulating those experiences again. Sometimes it’s just part of a character’s story and that’s fine, but I’m not one of those people who believes in putting their muse through hell because it “builds character” or “enhances your writing.” So if you’re going to shit on my writing because I refuse to torture my characters, go find something better to do.

anonymous asked:

Asshole (A) decides to go fishing in my tip jar for his change. I give him the stink eye but don't say anything cause it's 50 cents. Guy (G) behind him sees... 'what the hell man don't steal her money!' And A was like 'whatever it's 50 cents' and G was like 'so since she helped pay for your coffee you'd gonna share it with her? Put it back and pay for your shit'. He does eventually, and then G does his order and drops a 20 in my jar!!!! 400% tip. He was like 'you deserve it ignore the assholes!

  • Me: I'm going to get a decent amount of sleep tonight.
  • My brain at 3 am: VERONICA OPEN THE-OPEN THE DOOR PLEASE VERONICA OPEN THE DOOR, VERONICA CAN WE NOT FIGHT ANYMORE PLEASE CAN WE NOT FIGHT ANYMORE!!!HEYO YOU WESTERBURG TELL ME WHATS THATS SOUND HEYO WESTERBURG COMIN' TA PUT YOU IN THE GROUND, HEYO WESTERBURG GIVE A GREAT BIG YELL, WESTERBURG WILL KNOCK YOU OUT AND SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!! DAD SAYS ACT OUT AGE YOU HEARD THE MAN ITS TIME TO RAGE (BLAST THE BASS TURN OUT THE LIGHT, AINT NOBODY HOME TONIGHT) DRINK SMOKE ITS ALL COOL LETS GET NAKED IN MY POOL!!!! OH LOOK HEATHER'S GOING TO WHINE WHINE WHINE ALL NIGHT, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE WHY NOT KILL YOURSELF!!!! I LEARNED TO COOK PASTA I LEARNED TO PAY RENT LEARNED THE WORLD DOESN'T OWE YOU A CENT!!! CANT WAIT TIL LATER MY PANTS ARE RUBBING LIKE A HOT CHEESE GRATER-MY BALLS ARE IN YOUR COURT-AND MAKE THESE BALLS NOT BLUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! I NEED IT HARD I'M A DEAD GIRL WALKING.I'M IN YOUR YARD I'M A DEAD GIRL WALKING-I'M HOT AND PISSED AND ON THE PILL-GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR MAKE THIS WHOLE TOWN DISAPPEAR!! MY NAME'S PAULINE I LIVE ALONE MY HUSBAND LEFT MY KIDS ARE GROWN. IN THE 60S LOVE WAS FREE, THAT DID NOT WORK OUT WELL FOR ME, I HAVE STRUGGLED WITH DESPAIR I'VE JOINED A CULT CHOPPED OFF MY HAIR I CHANT I PRAY BUT GOD'S NOT THERE SO STEVE I'M ENDING OUR AFFAIR!!!!!THERE WAS A BIG SWORD FIGHT IN HER MOUTH YES WE'RE CONVINCED IT, WENT DOWN IN HER MOUTH (I HOPE SHE RINSED IT!)!!!!! ARE WE GOING TO HAVE A PROBLEM, YOU GOTTA BONE TO PICK, YOU'VE COME SO FAR WHY NOW ARE YOU PULLING ON MY DICK, I'D NORMALLY SLAP YOUR FACE OFF, AND EVERYONE HERE COULD WATCH, BUT I'M FEELING NICE HERE'S SOME ADVICE LISTEN UP BIOTCH!!!! SAY HI TO GOD [BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM]!!!!!!!!!
  • Me at 7 am: Well shit.

lorealola  asked:

I'm crying right now I have no idea what's going to happen to me. I was supposed to apply to medical school next year but now I might not even finish my undergrad. I have a perfect record and a great academic transcript. I work at a cake shop. How am I a threat to the country? I just feel like everything is being taken from me and I don't know what I did to deserve this. I honestly think my life will end once my DACA expires.

You’re going to make it through gorlie there are THOUSANDS of people contacting their senators and congressmen like hell right now. People are fighting for you and they WILL continue fighting for you. We still have six months to convince congress to not pull through with this. We still live in a somewhat democracy and it’s not 100% up to that saturated baby in office. Don’t give up on your dreams, you should still try because giving up is exactly what those xenophobes want you to do. They want you to feel intimidated because they think you’re less when in reality you have a lot of good things to bring to the world. I know it’s extremely stressful and I can’t even imagine how scared you feel, but just know a lot of people are on your side 💕💕💕

Which Twice Member should you fight?
  • Nayeon: Please fight Nayeon, I guarantee you she deserves it and you will win easily. I mean she might cry and you'll feel guilty but it's worth it. Fight her
  • Jeongyeon: Look Jeongyeon is trying her best ok, and I know it's tempting to punish her for all the dabbing but just don't ok, she'll go down easy but she doesn't deserve it.
  • Momo: What the hell, have you seen her arms she will rip you in two. Besides why would you want to fight someone so pure and innocent. Shame on you
  • Sana: You don't even have a chance of getting to Sana, there is no way in hell you're gonna make it past all of her girlfriends.
  • Jihyo: Are you honestly telling me that you want to fight God. Lmao good luck buddy you will die
  • Mina: Mina looks like she's innocent and easy to beat but I guarantee you she knows some kind of secret form of kickboxing or something. Don't take that risk.
  • Dahyun: Good luck even getting to the fighting cause Dahyun will pull some epic dramatic shit and start monologuing. You'll beat her easily but it's not worth the effort.
  • Chaeyoung: I mean, you'll win but are you honestly telling me you want to fight this tiny ball of fluff. It's not worth it to have that on your conscience.
  • Tzuyu: No. You will not win. Even if you manage to beat her by some miracle, you're gonna have like eight angry girls on your ass. Don't try it.

& also I really hope you all continue to support ALL the boys even if your bias was Hansol or Sanggyun or whatever because hell there isn’t one member left who isn’t utterly deserving of Topp Klass support especially now - they’re going to be continuing to work hard despite all this and so I really hope everyone can continue to watch and love them.

the signs as things i've said while playing mario kart
  • Aries: waluigi i'm going to murder you
  • Taurus: i probably would've won if i didn't suck at driving
  • Gemini: no, luigi deserves better than this. luigi deserves a monster truck
  • Cancer: all of the spectators watching this are probably thinking "man, princess peach is dumb as hell"
  • Leo: (to my cat) BELLA. NOT NOW. I'M PLAYING MARIO KART. I NEED TO BE IN THE ZONE
  • Virgo: WARIO WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR DAMAGE
  • Libra: i don't mean to question the mario universe or anything but why are we letting babies drive. it seems a little unethical
  • Scorpio: the first time i failed peach. but now i've done something unforgivable. i've failed luigi. i can never show my face in this world again
  • Sagittarius: and it was on that day that i finally learned, that there is no god. only mario
  • Capricorn: all of these dirty banana peels on the road are hazardous to both drivers and pedestrians. if we don't clean this up sooner somebody's going to die. and i'm gonna blame that turtle thing that throws shells down at me from the sky
  • Aquarius: i'm a shooting star in the skies of hell
  • Pisces: it's okay, i gave up on my dreams a long time ago
RESPECT GIRL GROUPS JUST LIKE U RESPECT BOY GROUPS,,, THEY ALL WORKED REALLY HARD AND DON'T DESERVE YOUR BULLSHIT!!!!

they are not just their faces and body,,,, they don’t have only two concepts,,,, they can dance as much as boy groups AND WITH HIGH HEELS!!! (have you tried dance with this?!?! Is like going to the sauna IN HELL!!)…. And if u think they are over sexualized because of their clothes and M/V’s,,,, somebody better hold me cause I ain’t afraid to fight u!!! First, you are slut shaming the girls!!!! second, you are being hell of a machist asshole and a hypocrite mothefucker, wanna know why? Cause when boy groups show their abs or pass their hands on their crouchs in a choreography you don’t say they are being bitches (do you see my point?)… THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH A MACHIST SOCIET OBJETIFING THEM!!!!! I’m not saying you have to like the music, is your opinion and I accept it… BUT you need to respect them, and stop this shitty comments and comparing with boy groups! They are not boy groups, they are not boys!!! GIRLS DON’T DANCE LIKE BOYS,,,THEY DON’T HAVE THE SAME BODY!!!! AND THEIR CONCEPTS ARE DIFERENT FOR GOD SAKE!! u don’t have to listen, just stop being such a hateful piece of shit and RESPECT THE GIRLS!!!!

Originally posted by yehetkpoptrash

SO I just rewatched Season 3 Episode 13 and 14 this morning and wow I just realised how young they were.

Like they’re about seventeen-eighteen-ish at that point, and now that I’m much older than I was when the episode first aired I finally saw them as teens (barely counted at this point but shh). Teens. Like, just imagine yourself at seventeen or eighteen and seeing your best friend supposedly dying in front of your eyes, or being woken up in the middle of the night to be told that someone you loved just sacrificed themselves and won’t be coming back home.

I don’t know about you, but that would mess me up big time (it kinda did mess Timmy up if you think about it, since he basically careened off the edge and point-blank refused to accept that she was dead and he was just so viciously in denial it’s devastating).

And let’s not forget about Tecna herself. She was the same age. She walked into that portal fully knowing that she could very well die, and she did it anyways. And the fact that she was alone on a planet full of criminals and who-knows-what-monstrosities at seventeen or eighteen... That girl needs way more credit than she gets.

Case in point: This arc’s dark as hell especially! because of their age! and god, I wish it was handled better than it was.

  • <p> <b>what she says:</b> I'm not fine<p/><b>what she means:</b> I just finished rereading the secret endings and I'm really not fine, I honestly can't stop fucking crying and everything makes me feel so angry, why, why WHY do none of them know the truth yet? Some people still don't know the full story about Mint Eye and V and I hate it and I hate life and I just want the secrets to fucking stop holy fucking hell the relationship V and Rika had is so toxic and harmful and now V is dead and I don't know how the fuck this entire V route thing is going to work out but I hope we get it pretty damn soon, I'm so fucking salty. He deserves better than this, he deserves better than to have his death covered up as suicide, he deserves better than to have all of this fucking bullshit I'm so angry I can't breathe someone help.<p/></p>
unpopular bts opinion

what i want for the next bts comeback:
nothing. i want them to fucking rest, go back to their homes, and go on a proper hiatus for AT LEAST a month. they deserve it and y’all can fight me on that.