i don't complain i just say






Fun story, someone tried the anime hand wall thing on me once. It worked for precisely two seconds before I ducked under it and kept going. 


For a moment I thought he was sitting on a giant fortune cookie and I was incredibly excited. 


She’s not going to be able to do it, but more importantly, damn Yuuko what are you wearing that’s incredible.

Thoughts Of The Signs
  • Aries: "I'm going to do this with or without you. I do not need you to show me how. I do not need you to watch me do it."
  • Taurus: "I can retract my kindness at any moment. I can make you sorry just as quickly as I can make you comfortable."
  • Gemini: "I just wish someone would believe me when I speak. Not everything I say is a joke. Not every game I play is in vain."
  • Cancer: "How about instead of complaining that I'm constantly moping, you give me a reason to stop moping?"
  • Leo: "There are times I feel like I should just stop speaking. I want to see who would honestly notice, or care."
  • Virgo: "I just wish someone would acknowledge my ideas. I want to feel important for more than two seconds. I want to be remembered."
  • Libra: "I want to show off those important to me. I want to tell everyone exactly what makes them special. I wish mere words could say it enough."
  • Scorpio: "People don't think I notice, but I do. I notice every slight change in behavior, right down to an odd blinking pattern."
  • Sagittarius: "You can either take me as I am or you can walk away. I'm not going to change my way of thinking to appease or align with your lifestyle."
  • Capricorn: "I will bulldoze anything that gets in my way. If it means I have to break a couple hearts on my way up, no problem. I'm not backing down."
  • Aquarius: "I don't have time to talk about it, I don't have energy to talk about it, and I don't have any seconds left to waste. Let's move on."
  • Pisces: "Just yesterday, it felt like everything was perfect. I know it's going to crumble to the ground. I know I destroy everything I touch. So I'm not expecting anything less."

swifty-fox  asked:

Hey ship I just wanted to say I've followed you for a long time and as a lesbian I don't at all feel attacked by what you're saying and I'm sorry the lesbian community can be so hateful. I apologize if you don't wanna hear this from me since yeah I'm kind of the subject you were complaining about in the post haha but anyways, good luck with all this drama. Keep being you!

Ahh what? No! I wasn’t complaining about you or lesbians or anything like that, just the frustrations of navigating romance while trans and how everyone has a different idea of who you are that seldom aligns with your own.

Every community can be hateful. You get bad eggs everywhere and it’s not a reflection on anyone else who happens to share that identity. Part of the problem is just that assholes have a greater tendency to think they’re speaking for their entire community, which just leads to weird infighting. Like, there are definitely trans men who pressure lesbians into dating them - that’s horrible.

how i know i am a truly next level insufferable nerd: whenever i see a seemingly ~nice~ jane austen novel quote about love or friendship or literary enthusiasm on, say, an internet graphic or a notecard or a throw pillow, i can’t just let it slide. i always have to complain about it. to cry out “CAROLINE JUST SAID THAT BECAUSE SHE WAS SO THIRSTY FOR DARCY, SHE DON’T CARE ABOUT READING” or “ISABELLA THORPE IS THE WORLD’S #1 HYPOCRITE, SHE OBVIOUSLY MEANS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THAT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, GET THOSE WORDS OFF YOUR THROW PILLOW UNLESS YOU WANT IT TO BE A THROW PILLOW OF LIES.


The SaiIno fanservice we got from today’s episode is totally lit!!!!!! Ugggghhhh!!!! So many SaiIno moments!! I like!!

Plus can I just say that, for me, the Sai vs Ino fight scene was totally hot. Especially when we see the smile of ‘evil’ Sai. Hahahaha so yeah I now have a lot of headcanons of them having steamy sparring sessions.


Season 4 anyone? :P

anonymous asked:

I don't remember what this customer was complaining about(some price I couldn't change) because I tuned it out but I remember I tuned back in at the end just in time for her to say "I'm going to speak to your managers. I know them personally." And lord help me, "oh, me too" slipped out of my mouth and she walked away even more mad. I did tell my managers who laughed about it.

namkeen  asked:

Just want to say that those comic book fans demanding absolute cannon don't speak for all of us (CB fans). Neither do those who complain about "too much romance." I think comics (and most stories tbh) at their core focus on love in its many forms. Oliver's love for his family, Diggle, Felicity is the driving force of his journey (correct me if I'm wrong!), and the show is at its best when that's demonstrated. I appreciate that Arrow honors that rather than silly things like goatees and chili.

Thank you!  I appreciate it!

anonymous asked:

What appearance are you going for? I bet it'll be rad af !

I’d like to get more piercings (ears mostly) and a tattoo i’ve been thinking about for years now and cut my hair short bc this longer hair bothers the living fuck out of me but apparently i’m gonna look fugly like that (says almost everyone in my life) so i guess i won’t do any of these things???????????

anonymous asked:

I just read through a roughly translated version of Chpt 90, and I wanted to rant a little and ask on your thoughts? If you're too swarmed you can just ignore this. :) So there was a part where Flocke was complaining about how they should've chose Erwin, and the only reason they picked Armin was due to personal feelings. That's ok, but he went on, saying "Mikasa acted like a real adult; she gave up." I don't know, but that just sounded really condescending and insulting to Mikasa?

Oh, he was condescending and insulting to all of them, Levi included! Flocke spared no one.

He was especially harsh to Eren because Eren still believes he was justified in the rooftop fight. In Flocke’s eyes, Eren is completely without remorse. Mikasa is slightly better because in the end she at least realized she was wrong. 

Flocke is laying out the facts as he sees them and because of his unique perspective, no one is denying the validity of what he’s saying. He’s not being criticized in canon or narratively.

He feels justifiably angry and betrayed. While he and his friends rode to their deaths “for humanity”, the rooftop squabble was all about personal feelings. What was best for humanity was never a consideration. 

I don’t blame Flocke for being upset and disillusioned. He sees the 104th together safe and sound while everyone he trained with is dead.

anonymous asked:

I'm just saying, we should remove the phrase "oh no i forgot my coupon at home~ :(" from every person's vocabulary. People always say it to me and I know its code for "please risk your job and give me a discount anyway". Like, no? Learn some responsibility or don't complain about it to your cashier.

anonymous asked:

So I don't watch naruto but I'm just curious how are the ninja teams chosen?

i would like to say it’s about picking students that balance each other but it’s more of a case of kishi going “two boys with opposite personalities/looks and a girl with potential i’m never gonna use, rinse and repeat”

I Don't Know What To Title This But You&Bestfriend Cal Makeout

Yall all know I suck at titles lmaooo. I’m sorry that I couldn’t think of anything, but at least the imagine is good.

“Dammit, Calum, just find something to watch.“You groaned as your bestfriend flipped the channel for the thousandth time.

"There’s nothing on.” He complained and you rolled your eyes in annoyance.

“Everytime you find something you turn from it and say there’s nothing on.”

“I get bored.” He shrugged.

“And I get annoyed."You shot back and Calum sent you a grin.

"You love me, Y/N. Shut up.”

“I wouldn’t count on that, bud.”

At this Calum let out an exaggerated gasp and faked offense causing you to laugh. You reached over and snatched the remote out of his hand deciding that you’d pick what show to watch. It only took you a few minutes before you decided on CakeBoss.

“Oh my God. No!” He whined, dragging out the word ‘no’ and throwing his head back. “Turn to something else.”



“Stop whining, Calum. This show is good.”

“No, it’s not.”

“Oh well, we’re watching it anyway.”

Calum pouted and folded his arms across his chest. The two of you sat in silence as you watched the people run around the kitchen in a hurry. It didn’t take long before Calum really got into it. You couldn’t even catch his attention by tapping him with your foot. 

During this time, you couldn’t help but to admire the Maori boy as he focused on the cooking show. The longer you stared, the more handsome he had seemed to look. His defined jaw line and cheekbones, his gorgeous chocolate eyes, and his plump, pink lips. You could only imagine what those lips would feel like against your own or how they’d feel leaving kisses down your neck. You bit your lip as you went into deep thought thinking about Calum kissing every inch of your body, unintentionally squeezing your thighs together.

“You okay?” Calum questioned, noticing how you had suddenly began squirming in your seat.

“Yeah, I’m uh…I’m fine.” You said unconvincingly and he raised his eyebrow.

“You sure?”

“Yep, positive.”


Then once it again there was silent and you were left to your thoughts. You imagined him taking you right there on your couch,his lips trailing from your neck to the waistband of your shorts. He’d pull them down along with your panties and leave hickies on the inside of your thighs before his plump lips wrapped around-

“Stop being weird.” He interrupted and you stared at him with a dumb expression on your face.

You blinked a few times before answering, the thought of him going down on you leaving your mind.“ What?”

“You’re staring at me.”

“No I wasn’t.”

“You were.”

“Was not.”

“Were too.”

“Was not.”

“Were too.”

“I was not!”

“ I was looking at you, Y/N!” He laughed and you rolled your eyes playfully.


Calum shook his head at you and mumbled a few things underneath his breath, returning his attention to the tv. At this point you were beyond turned on by the thought of what those lips could do. You clearly weren’t thinking when you slid over closer to him and threw your legs over his lap to straddle him.

“Uhh…Y/N?” He furrowed his eyebrows in confusion.

"I gotta get this out of my system before I explode.” You explained poorly, wrapping your arms around his neck.

“What are you ta-”

You softly pressed your lips against his and Calum’s whole body tensed up. It was only when you pressed them a little harder did he finally respond, his hands hesitantly going to your waist.

“What was that for?” He asked, his eyes wide and you shrugged.

“Your lips are so plump and pink…they looked inviting.”

Calum stared blankly for a few moments then pulled you back in by your neck. You two made out for what felt like hours, and eventually it began to get sloppy. Teeth occasionally clashing, hips rolling against each other, and hands groping. Calum went to lay you on the couch and you wrapped your legs around his waist, allowing him to place open mouth kisses onto your neck. One of Calum’s hands made their way up your shirt while his other began to rub you through your shorts.

“Cal, please.” You begged and he let out a little groan.

“Fuck, this is so wrong.”

“No it’s not.” You mumbled, bringing your lips to his again.

His hand slipped under the waistband of your panties and he ran his fingers up and down your folds before inserting two.

“Oh.” You gasped, biting your lip and rolling your hips up.

“We shouldn’t be doing this.” He sighed, but continued. Calum knew that he didn’t want to stop, but there was this voice in the back of his head screaming at him how wrong this was and how bad it was going to end.

“It’s fine, Cal,” you whimpered, “Chill.”

“Y/N, I can’t.” He sighed pulling his hand of your shorts and you groaned.


“I can’t have sex with you…or even do anything sexual with you.”

“And why not?"You questioned him, half of offended, half hurt.

"No, don’t be like that. It’s just…you’re my bestfriend,Y/N, everything’s going to go all wrong.”

“It’s only going to go wrong if you let it. So what we’re best friends? If we want to fuck, then we’ll fuck.” You shrugged bluntly,“ What’s so wrong with that?”

“It’s gonna lead to complications and you know it.”

“I don’t actually."You replied sarcastically.

"Y/N, I’m serious.” He sighed.

“And I am too!”

“It’d be awkward or something after we had sex, Y/N.”

“No it wouldn’t.”

“Look,” He sighed out, pinching the bridge of his nose,“ I don’t want to risk loosing you after we have sex. Even if it’s not awkward and we continue to do it, something is bound to go wrong.”

“Whatever, Cal.” You gave him nothing but attitude and sat upright on the couch, folding your legs underneath you.

“I’m just gonna go.” He pointed to the door with his thumb.

“You know your way out.”

Calum picked up his belongings, placed a kiss to your forehead and saw his way out of your apartment. You let out a loud groan and placed your head in your hands after realising that you just made one of your biggest mistakes yet.

You didn’t know that Calum was going to avoid you for two weeks, not even a simple text. He was so afraid of things going wrong after you two had had sex, but things end up going wrong because of a failed attempt. You were doing the laundry when your phone announced that you had a message.

Cal: Are you home?

You: Wow
        You ignore me for two weeks and then text me to see if I’m home?

Are you home, yes or no

Yes, why?

See you in 10

You just stared down at your phone with your eyebrows furrowed in confusion. You then decided to continue doing your laundry, quickly trying to finish before Calum arrived. After ten minutes there were three hard knocks on the door, followed by a few more a few seconds later. Calum was always one to be on time. As you swung open the door to see him standing there, you immediately asked him questions.

“Care to explain why-”

Calum had pulled you into a kiss,his hands gripping your waist tightly as he tugged you closer to him. You kissed back for a few seconds before pushing him away from you with an angry expression.

“How dare you?!”

“Look, I know what I said, but-”

“You can’t just ignore me for two weeks then show up at my door and kiss me!”

“I’m sorry,” he apologized,“but every since that night all I could think about is what you would feel like wrapped around my cock.”

“Calum…” you warned as he stepped closer, closing the door behind him.

“How wet your pussy would be.” He continued.“ How you would sound as I made you moan and scream my name.”

“Fuck.” You whined, throwing your head back onto your neck.“ You said it would be awkward, stop this.”

“I know, but I only said that because I have feelings for you. Once we have sex I’m only going to fall even more for you and I know you don’t feel the same so-”

“Calum, I think I’ve like you for a while now.” You interrupted and he smiled once you were pressed against the wall.

He gripped your waist again and began to place open mouth kisses to your neck and mumbled out,“So you’re telling me I could’ve fucked you months ago?”


“Mind if I makeup for being a blind idiot now?” He asked as his hand rubbed you through your tights.

“Fuck yes.”

Eh, I coulda ended that a bit better with smut, but it’s so complicated to write in my opinion. I hope yall liked the imagine and my request box is still open. This was just something I typed up a while ago, but I’m trying to go through the request since we’re currently out on Mardi Gras break this week. So, don’t worry ya pretty little heads, I’m working on your imagines.

Masterlist xxx

Adventures at Starbucks
  • Me: (Is friendly with a female customer)
  • Coworker: (Side-eyes me as she puts sugar in her coffee)
  • Me: Don't you look at me like that.
  • Coworker: Just saying.
  • Me: You're the one who hits on every woman who comes in here, not me.
  • Coworker: Yeah, I mean, I get you. Not every woman wants another one hitting on them. It's weird.
  • Me: (middle finger) You got something to say about queer women?
  • Coworker: Just saying.
  • Customer: (storms over) Excuse me?
  • Me: Er
  • Customer: I would like to complain about my service. I was not in fact hit on. I was waiting, and I got no flirting. Like, you know a girl likes to feel special sometimes, especially when it's a cute barista. I demand my pick-up line.
  • Coworker: The fuck?
  • Me: (Dying laughing)

Me: makes a correctly tagged pro-reysky

R/ylo: comes along claiming how “unoriginal” it is. 

Me: points out that really should any r/ylo be talking about what’s original or not. 

R/ylo: What? Why are you attacking me. 

anonymous asked:

So the other day I was complaining about some people to my older brother (he's 18) and when he gets the chance, he just says to me "Ashlyn, everyone has their kinks". He then stops, processing what he said and mutters "Wait, that's not right. Hold on". He came to me about an hour later and just said "I meant quirks. Don't tell mum I said that."


anonymous asked:

I saw your post "Reblog please" whine and complain and that is one of the reasons why I don't Reblog art often. As an artist myself I hate when others are just crying because nobody Reblog art here. Tumblr is not site about making art. And most people don't like random things in their dash. And when you say things like "no like, Reblog!" You scare people away. Like a baby lying on the store floor crying for candy. No.

I believe you’re talking about a post I made a couple of years ago…

A few quick things:

1. I’m literally not asking people to like/reblog with the doodle. At all

2. I drew a crappy thing that actually happened to me and that crappy thing got popular. Ironic.

3.  …You came into my inbox to whine and complain about this. 

4. Tumblr isn’t about other people catering to you. 

My boyfriend and I are playing the Witcher. He’s playing in the Isle of Man, I’m playing in London, and we sit on Skype and make fun of it at each other.

“Oh fuck, I just got my period,” I say in passing, in between complaining about my inability to find the skull I want and the fact that all the women are basically topless.

“That’s an unusual game mechanic,” he says.

Pause as we both try to think of a game where getting your period could be a game mechanic.

In unison: “Why doesn’t The Sims -”

i ship klema brotp

i just want ema skye and klavier gavin to be 

  • buddies
  • friends
  • bros
  • gals
  • homies
  • amigos
  • nintendo
  • pizza
  • complaining abt each other
  • talking about boyfriends
  • light hearted teasing each other
  • unoffensive burnfests
  • yo mama
  • listening to music in the office with speakers up all the way
  • confidants
  • the person b that complains about winston and gaspen paine to the other’s person a that throws snackoos at the paynes when they aren’t looking
  • buddy convincing the other buddy to coordinate with her boyfriend for a social event
  • “lets get drunk because our boyfriends are going back to their country for the time being and they have jobs and we have jobs”
  • practical jokes
  • practical jokes on miles edgeworth on the entire prosecutor’s office 
  • house keys
  • water your plants while you’re on tour/investigating cases in khura’in?
  • i just 

i just