i don't care what you think that's what's happening

anonymous asked:

do you know if otabek is 18 or 19? in eps 10 and 11 it was said he was 18, then in ep 12 he was 19 and the wiki says 19? im confused. Ep 10 and 11 were after oct 31

I was very confused, too. The anime itself has done these kind of mash-ups before and no clarification was ever made. The wiki isn’t reliable or managed by some official source or anything, it’s fanbased, now looking like this: 

18 (Episode 1)

19 (Episode 12)

Now, I took the time to actually look through all those episodes. And, look, in Episode 1, his age isn’t mentioned, so no indication of what his age was during the previous season.

In episodes 10 and 11, there is Victor’s monologue about the skaters, in which he says Otabek is 18, but there’s also the official TV introductions of the skaters within the competition (beginning of 11), which is constructed like as it would show to the YOIverse audience at home, where he’s also 18. 

Then there seems to be a mix-up in Episode 12, making Otabek 19, both per someone else’s mention (Celestino) and also the introductory ‘TV clip’. The only truthful possibility is the creators fucked up and possibly mixed up Otabek and JJ (who’s all around 19) in the animation, just a technical mistake like the ‘Victor Niliforv’ in Episode 1.

I know we all like to believe there’s always a meaning behind everything artists do and like to treat these universes created by them like real worlds where everything has an explanation but sometimes it’s just artists going ‘well, shit happens’.

My favorite example:

My opinion is they just ‘forgot’ while advancing to the last episode lmao, and I stand by the fact that Otabek is 18 (going on 19) as it seems to be the initial age they had decided on.

Zombie Apocalypse Starters
  • "I'm out of ammo!"
  • "Get to the second floor."
  • "Think we can last five years? I guess that's how long the hordes are suppose to last."
  • "Don't touch it. It could be trapped."
  • "Is that car dead?"
  • "I prefer a quieter weapon."
  • "Don't suppose you have an ax do you?"
  • "What was that?"
  • "Care for another mystery meal?"
  • "Catch anything in the rat traps?"
  • "Don't come any closer."
  • "I'm not going in there."
  • "We have to sleep together to conserve warmth."
  • "Does that house have solar panels on it?"
  • "I know we're only suppose to carry the essentials but I can't leave this behind."
  • "If you honestly think I trust the government after what happened, you're crazy."
  • "Did you hear that?"
  • "Believe in God now?"
  • "Ready to go out there?"
  • "I can't do this anymore."
  • "Want to know what I miss the most?"
  • "I can't stay here."
  • "Are they gone?"
  • "Do you think we'll make it?"
  • "We need water."
  • "I set some traps. Hopefully we'll have food in the morning."
  • "How are you feeling today?"
  • "I made some tea."
  • "This really isn't so bad."
  • "I have something to tell you..."
  • "Shh! Something's out there."
The Last Five Years - Sentence Starters
  • [name] is over and [name] is gone.
  • I'm still hurting.
  • What about things that you swore to be true?
  • Go and hide and run away!
  • Run away, run and find something better.
  • Maybe there's somewhere a lesson to learn.
  • I've been waiting for someone like you.
  • I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand like an idiot, scared to death.
  • My people have suffered for thousands of years and I don't give a shit!
  • I guess I can't believe you really came.
  • See, I'm smiling--That means I'm happy that you're here.
  • I think we're gonna be okay.
  • With all we've had to go through, we'll end up twice as strong.
  • I didn't know you had to go so soon.
  • We'll have tonight.
  • You know what makes me crazy?
  • I'm sorry, can I say this?
  • You could be here with me or be there with them - as usual, guess which you pick.
  • You can't spend a single day that's not about you and you and nothing but you!
  • I swear to God I'll never understand how you can stand there straight and tall and see I'm crying, and not do anything at all.
  • Things are moving too fast.
  • I won't do anything just half-assed.
  • I met my personal Aphrodite.
  • I'm feeling panicked and rushed and hurried.
  • I'm so happy I can't get worried.
  • Next day it's just like it never happened.
  • And then he smiles - his eyes light up and how can I complain?
  • Yes, he's insane, but look what he can do.
  • I tend to follow in his stride instead of side by side.
  • I said I'd stick it out and follow through.
  • I'm a part of that...aren't I?
  • Maybe your heart's completely swayed, but your head can't follow through.
  • Don't you think that now's a good time to be the ambitious freak you are?
  • You get to be happy!
  • Take a breath, take a step, take a chance - take your time.
  • Have I mentioned today how lucky I am to be in love with you?
  • I'm sharing a room with a "former" stripper and her snake: Wayne.
  • I could shove an ice pick in my eye, I could eat some fish from last July, but it wouldn't be as awful as [fill in what you wish].
  • He wants me, he wants me, but he ain't gonna get me.
  • Son of a bitch, I guess I'm doing something right!
  • 'Cause the torture is just exquisite while I'm waiting for you to visit.
  • We should go meet the dinosaurs.
  • Will you share your life with me for the next ten minutes?
  • There are so many lives I want to share with you.
  • But if you can just wait I will make it eventually.
  • Not like I'm proud of the fact.
  • I want to be your wife, I want to bear your child, I want to die knowing I had a long, full life in your arms.
  • Will you share your life with me for the next ten lifetimes?
  • There are so many dreams I need to see with you.
  • There are so many years I need to be with you.
  • Everyone tells you that the minute you get married every other woman in the world suddenly finds you attractive.
  • And all of a sudden, this pair of breasts walks by and smiles at you and you're like - "That's not fair!"
  • In a perfect world a miracle would happen.
  • I shouldn't care what she thinks since I can't fuck her anyway!
  • Don't despair, I'll be there.
  • I am a good person!
  • Stop looking at that, look at me.
  • Jesus Christ, I suck, I suck, I suck, I suck.
  • I will not be the girl who requires a man to get by.
  • Can we please for a minute stop blaming and say what you feel?
  • Did you think this would all be much easier than it's turned out to be?
  • If I didn't believe in you, we'd never have gotten this far.
  • Don't we get to be happy at some point down the line?
  • If I'm cheering on your side, why can't you support mine?
  • No one can give you courage.
  • I will not lose because you can't win.
  • He wouldn't leave me alone 'less I went with him to dinner.
  • I guess he was good in bed.
  • He blew me off with a heartfelt letter.
  • I can do better than that.
  • You don't have to change a thing, just stay with me.
  • I want you and you and nothing but you.
  • I don't want to throw up your walls and defenses.
  • It feels like my life led right to your side and will keep me there from now on.
  • Think of what's past, because we can do better.
  • Hey, kid - good morning. You look like an angel.
  • I don't remember when we fell asleep.
  • Nobody needs to know.
  • Come back to bed, kid.
  • Hold on, don't cry yet.
  • I won't let you go.
  • Maybe I could be in love with someone like you.
  • Goodbye until tomorrow.
  • I have been waiting for you.
  • I'm not the only one who's hurting here.
  • I don't know what the hell is left to do.
  • I could never rescue you.
  • All I could do was love you hard and let you go.
  • So we could fight, or we could wait, or I could go...
  • I didn't see a way we both could win.
  • Goodbye.
Harry Potter AU-Edition {Sentence Starters}
  • "Can you help me with this spell?"
  • "Maybe I should visit Gringotts sometime..."
  • "That's a nasty Bat-Bogey Hex. Great job!"
  • "Did you break your wand?"
  • "The Hogsmeade trip's been cancelled."
  • "That's an unforgivable curse. Where did you learn this?!"
  • "Did you have Divination after lunch?"
  • "What's Peeves up to now?"
  • "What place would you want on the Quidditch team?"
  • "I don't really care for my housemates."
  • "I bet I can win a race on broomsticks!"
  • "Let's just sneak into Knockturn Alley. Nobody has to know, right?"
  • "Did you hear about what happened in Potions today?"
  • "I don't think I was sorted right."
  • "There's something weird going on around the grounds."
  • "I really don't want to take Herbology this year."
  • "Do you need some tips on flying?"
  • "I think I need a new textbook."
  • "How long until the exams come around?"
  • "Which house were you sorted into to?"
  • "I dare you to go into the Forbidden Forest."
  • "How long until the school year starts?"
  • "I have to visit Diagon Alley before school starts. You coming with?"
  • "What's going on with the Professor?"

anonymous asked:

I just stumbled upon your blog and I wanted to share my boy problem. I'm not sure if I'm in love with him but, what I know is that I care for him deeply. I've known him for a short time (5 months) and in that short period of time, he healed and broke me. I don't know if that's possible. He hasn't spoken to me since the beginning of April, and I know it's not that long but, I miss him. And I don't know if he's okay and I'm really worried. he won't answer my texts. My heart hurts. Help?

I do think it’s possible for someone to heal and break you. I don’t know what happened exactly but maybe be the bigger person and just go up to him and talk to him. Even if he doesn’t want to hear it, make him. If you value your friendship above everything else try to at least salvage that. After all having his friendship is always better than having nothing and him not talking to you and not answering your texts.

Starstruck Sentence Meme
  • "Am I blocking your view of what's his name?"
  • "Is it too late for me to be an only child?"
  • "If you knew him like I know him, you wouldn't say that."
  • "Does that new valet look a little shifty to you?"
  • "He needs to know opportunities like this don't come every day."
  • "All they see is a spoiled punk who likes to tangle with the paparazzi."
  • "There's gonna be steak for dessert."
  • "You and your stupid friendship rules!"
  • "I will give you front-row tickets to my next concert if you don't scream my name."
  • "I'm not hiding you. Its just that I don't want these particular people to see you right now."
  • "I think if you did know me, you'd really like me."
  • "I'll give you $15,000 if you do me this favor."
  • "It's not a favor if you pay for it."
  • "You give girls that look and expect them to fall for you. Well, its not working with me, so get over it."
  • "It's all lies. Technically slander."
  • "You think you're so special that a nobody like me couldn't possibly understand how hard it is to be you?"
  • "She idolizes you. I, on the other hand, couldn't care less about you or your city."
  • "You are the queen of snap judgments."
  • "You're so sure of things you couldn't possibly be sure about."
  • "I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm gonna die, that's what's gonna happen."
  • "I just wanna get home to my family, explain why I disappeared, and suffer the consequences."
  • "You know what I want? I wanna have fun."
  • "Forgive me for not treating you like the big, enormous star you think you are."
  • "Everyone likes me. Why is it that you don't like me?"
  • "Are you saying I'm not a real person?"
  • "What if I told you something about me that no one else knew?"
  • "I wish I could just stay here where no one can find me."
  • "Sometimes I feel like they only care about the business."
  • "Your life, I mean, it's so different from mine. Everything you do and say is so big and public."
  • "Right now, here with you, I feel like I can just be myself."
  • "You're so different from any other girl I've ever known."
  • "You say things to me everyone else is afraid to say and you make me see things about myself that I can't see."
  • "One second I'm amazing and the next you're embarrassed to be seen with me?"
  • "I don't wanna say goodbye like this."
  • "Once they have you in their sights, they won't quit until they get what they want."
  • "That kind of stuff only happens in the movies. This is the real world."
  • "I know it hurts right now but things are not always what they seem in the moment."
  • "Given some time, life has a way of working itself out for the better."
  • "This is the tabloid press. This is not the Supreme Court."
  • "You don't want the truth. You want a story."
  • "Congratulations, you've created a celebrity but you have wrecked the human being inside."
  • "Your life, your choice."
Things I have said/have been told while being sick rp sentence meme
  • {this is all real stuff I have said/ have been told. Enjoy.}
  • "I'm already running on two hours of sleep so what's the point anyways?"
  • "You know what? No, screw this, screw that, screw everything in this room, screw today, screw yesterday, screw tomorrow."
  • "Basically screw this whole week."
  • "I haven't gotten a full nights sleep at all this week, so why start now?"
  • "I will fight the virus/sickness."
  • "Please don't do that."
  • "Well you look like you feel miserable."
  • "Why do that when I'm already what I need to be now, and that's being dead inside."
  • "I'll start caring when I'm healthy again."
  • "The good news is it's not the flu, the bad news is we have no idea what it is."{I had a doctor tell me this...A DOCTOR}
  • "I just got up what is happening and if it involves responsibility then I'm going to pass out again."
  • "I don't know! I'm tired, I'm sick and I'm hungry!!"
  • "This is why I hate being sick! Because my brain goes dumb and I can't think straight!"
  • "How the hell am I going to get sleep for straight eight hours a this whole week when I can hardly tell if the ceiling is straight?"
  • "Next time I'm sick just put me out of my misery before it begins."
  • "Well all I know is, everything is not okay and I'm very tired."
  • "What's to know? I'm sick, and I finally feel dead inside."
  • "Why the fuck am I thinking of random as shit theories and deep as fuck questions when I can barely stay awake while sitting up."
  • "I swear I just passed out and woke up again and it was amazing."
  • "Either get out or stay and cuddle, please and thank you."
  • "WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A CHICKEN ON THE ROOF?"
  • "I'm laughing at something to ignore the pain and agony I'm feeling at the moment."
  • "Chickens I guess."
  • "HOW DO YOU PASS OUT WHILE WORKING ON SOMETHING SO SIMPLE TO CONCENTRATE ON DAMMIT?"
  • "It's a gift."
  • "I take it back I want it t end."
  • "I would rather suffer a nose bleed than this."
  • "Come talk to me when chickens howl at the stars."
  • "Welp guess I'm dying tomorrow."
  • "Grappling hooks is always the answer."
  • "QUIT FALLING ASLEEP IN RANDOM PLACES."
  • "How the hell is that possible?"
  • "I am only running on two or maybe three hours of sleep yet why the hell am I thinking up very weird and complex random theories and asking very very deep life questions?"
Puella Magi Madoka Magica Sentence Starters
  • -----------------------MADOKA KANAME-------------------------
  • "It doesn't make any sense, does it?"
  • "I sorta thought it'd be good to have some costume ideas."
  • "Well, actually...Lots of things happened..."
  • "But I...I can't do something like that for a cake!"
  • "It's a once-in-a-lifetime thing!"
  • "And I guess...you've seen lots of people die horribly, haven't you?"
  • "I keep thinking 'if only I listened to you before'."
  • "I feel bad I can't help. Everyone else has always done the fighting for me..."
  • "No...It can't be..."
  • "I don't care what I become."
  • -------------------------SAYAKA MIKI-------------------------
  • "That's awesome! The anime character in you is popping out, too!"
  • "What the heck's that supposed to mean?!"
  • "It seems a shame to fight it and not get anything."
  • "It's gonna be okay. I'm sure someday somehow..."
  • "And right now...this is the happiest moment of my life."
  • "Shut up. I don't need your advice."
  • "No one's gonna need me anyway, right?"
  • "When you talk, you use empty words."
  • "I'm sorry if I caused you any trouble."
  • "It got so bad I even hurt my best friend."
  • ------------------------MAMI TOMOE-------------------------
  • "Well, you certainly have the right spirit."
  • "This isn't supposed to be fun."
  • "That wasn't an option for me..."
  • "Don't forget that, okay?"
  • "And I guess you don't like that?"
  • "Afraid of someone coming stronger coming along to challenge you?"
  • "It won't be easy. You will get hurt."
  • "We have no choice but to die!"
  • "Dying would be a kinder fate."
  • "Then just make sure you and I never see each other again."
  • -----------------------HOMURA AKEMI-------------------------
  • "I warned you, remember?"
  • "Why are you doing this to yourself?"
  • "Why won't you trust me? Can't you see I just want to help you?"
  • "Do you realize that you're just making ____ suffer more and more?"
  • "I'm sorry, I'm not making any sense. I'm scaring you aren't I?"
  • "We'll break and smash and pound it into dust."
  • "I swear I'll save you!"
  • "Did you know what would happen, afterwards?"
  • "Why do you always sacrifice your self like that?"
  • "I know what you really are and I know what you are planning."
  • ------------------------KYOKO SAKURA----------------------
  • "It means you're paying too high a price for this."
  • "So how much longer are you gonna do the stubborn thing, huh?"
  • "Maybe there will come a time when your back's gonna be up against the wall and you'll have to stand up and fight."
  • "Why you...What the hell's your problem?!"
  • "And you dare call yourself human?!"
  • "I mean, you found your reason to fight, yeah?"
  • "Seriously? Doesn't sound like you at all."
  • "Don't waste food. I'll kill you."
  • "Get out here. I got something to say."
  • "Ever heard of the food chain? Didn't they teach you that in school?"
  • ------------------------NAGISA MOMOE------------------------
  • "We were once bringers of hope."
  • "We despaired and spread our curses."
  • "We planned that if things went bad, at least one of us would survive."
  • "Turn into cheese!"
  • "I just wanted to eat cheese one more time!"
  • "What a pain in the neck."
  • "Why do you ask?"
  • "You get lonely super easy."
  • "I don't know. Don't blame me for that."
  • "___....can't breathe...."
Angel Beats! {Sentence Starters}
  • "You make it sound like you're about to die or something."
  • "He started it. I was just trying to end things peacefully, that's all, got it?"
  • "Nah, I think you have way better concentration than me."
  • "What? Is something starting soon?"
  • "You're wonderful. You're cute."
  • "I was looking for you. You've got great reflexes, right?"
  • "How can we fight when you're holding a broom?"
  • "Where the heck are we, anyway? It's like we're in solitary confinement!"
  • "This sort of sneaking around stuff is for pussies."
  • "Ever since that day, I keep running it over and over in my head."
  • "Look here, don't abuse your hypnotic abilities."
  • "Yeah, but normally people don't sleep in situations like this!"
  • "What's that sound? An earthquake?"
  • "I just don't get it. I should be stronger than you in every possible way."
  • "You're absolutely right. That's the real problem."
  • "Not that I care, but you're really defending ____, aren't you?"
  • "Don't say scary stuff so cutely! Ugh!"
  • "I want to do more than most. Why do you think that is?"
  • "That couldn't happen in this world! That's too good to be true!"
  • "You're stronger than I thought! You can do it!"
  • "How is that peaceful?! You made a grown man cry on his knees!"
  • "That is why I must fight. I must keep on fighting!"
  • "What's this? Do you need something?"
  • "If I vanish now, could I start over anew? Could I accept normal happiness?"
  • "What're you talking about? I don't get it."
  • "How come you're still here? How long was I out?"
  • "Oh, hell no! You get away from me!"

one thing that gets my goat to this day, is how everyone talks about the trauma and possible mental afflictions the delinquents have from what they went through with fighting the grounders. but no one ever addresses the trauma and suffering and possible depression that arose from murphy’s torture. no one even thinks that he might have serious issues after what he went through, no one tries to talk to him about what happened, no one cares about what could be wrong with him and just thinking about that, despite everything he’s done, is horrible because he’s a seventeen-year-old kid who’s been through so many horrific events, and lost everyone he’s cared about, and on top of the hatred he receives every day from people in camp, is probably suffering from numerous mental problems.

What the signs feel like screaming sometimes
  • Aries: I'M NOT STUPID, OKAY?!
  • Taurus: STOP!!!
  • Gemini: WHAT THE FUCK?!?! IS HAPPENING?!?!
  • Cancer: I AM NOT WEAK!
  • Leo: PLEASE, I'M SORRY, PLEASE, PLEASE!
  • Virgo: JUST TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON??? SOMEONE???
  • Libra: THAT'S NOT ME!
  • Scorpio: NO!!!!!! NO!!!!!
  • Sagittarius: FUCK YOU ALL ANYWAY I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
  • Capricorn: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!
  • Aquarius: WHAT DO YOU THINK IS HAPPENING THEN?
  • Pisces: I'M HUMAN, I FUCK UP!

I’m shaking my head at all the people saying that Paige will just be Emily’s second choice, and that Paige is Emily’s rebound because she was mad with Alison. What actually happened was literally the opposite - Alison was Emily’s rebound when she was mad with Paige.

Despite various attempts to rewrite history, Emily did not leave Paige for Alison. She left Paige because she was angry at Paige for going behind her back. Now that Emily has realised that Paige was right about Alison, Emily herself is planning on doing exactly what she had been angry at Paige for doing.

The thing is, Emison was never even a real relationship. They kissed once, possibly went further off screen, then never talked about it again, never went on a date together, and never did any couple things.

Emily clearly wasn’t happy being with Alison, either. Even this season, when Paily were supposedly broken up, Emily has been happier around Paige than around Alison. Heck, even in 5x05, the big Emison episode, Emily was happier in the Paige scenes.

It’s hardly surprising either. Alison has consistently been dishonest, untrustworthy, manipulative and secretive ever since she came back. She has made the others complicit in her unethical behaviour, as she used to do before she disappeared, and caused major rifts between them, as Emily awesomely pointed out this week. Now maybe there’s a reason for this, maybe Alison does have some sort of plan, but it’s clearly a dodgy plan, and in any case how does someone who acts like this make a good partner for Emily?

Emily has clearly and repeatedly shown she still cares for Paige, and they have had far more emotionally intense scenes that Emily and Alison have had. Also compare the break up scenes - Emily’s heartbroken “Goodbye” to Paige versus her angry “I am so done with you” to Alison.

As for the claims that Paily keep breaking up, they have had two serious break ups - in season 1 because Paige could not be open about their relationship and Emily needed to be, and at the end of season 4. This is no more than the other couples have had. Again despite attempts to rewrite history, Emily has never broken up with Paige for someone else, or because she didn’t love Paige. It has only been because she felt she had to, not because she wanted to.

Finally, why do the people saying these things even care? It doesn’t help Alison. I suspect that the ranks of Emison shippers have been swelled with people who are primarily Paige haters and have just jumped aboard the Emison bandwagon as the only viable alternative. I feel sorry for the genuine Emison shippers, and more respect for the people who have stuck with Emaya.

I’m sorry, but anyone who wants Emily to be miserable if she’s not with Alison doesn’t care about Emily as a character. As for people who say Emily never loved Paige, or loves Alison more intensely, I will quote Emily - “What planet do you live on?”.

H2O: Just Add Water {Sentence Starters}
  • "So have you decided what time for the party tonight?"
  • "Just because I've got these powers doesn't mean I'm amazing."
  • "So, we're floating, it's not like we're sinking."
  • "Lighten up, he doesn't suspect a thing."
  • "Why is everything sweet and nice all the time?"
  • "That doesn't mean we're married, does it?"
  • "Hey, I don't frolic. I glide."
  • "Maybe she/he doesn't like you. Did you think about that?"
  • "Anything I can do to get under his skin can't be a bad thing, can it?"
  • "What makes you think there's anything wrong?"
  • "I am not some lackey, I am not some all purpose-servant."
  • "Whatever happens, we're in this together."
  • "I'd change my name and go to the country, but that's just me."
  • "I don't care about you frolicking with the dolphins."
  • "I know how much you like it. Here."
  • "At least try and pretend you're having fun."
  • "She hangs round with you, so her standards must be pretty low."
  • "Don't you remember what it was like to be a kid?"
  • "Why would _____ want to waste her/his breath talking to you?"
  • "So that's the thanks I get? I gotta say it hurts, it hurts right here."
  • "Maybe you could try showing a little trust!"
  • "You were meant to stay up top and throw down a rope or something."
  • "I don't interfere with your lives, so stay out of mine."
  • "You're self-centered, you're vain, you're disgustingly rich."
  • "Friends don't give each other ultimatums."
  • "If anything happens to him, it'll be your fault!"
  • "I'm on a hunt and if I find what I'm looking for, I'll rewrite the history books."
  • "Stay right were you are. We don't want to have to hurt you."
  • "Where would you hide if you were a little kid?"
  • "AH! Why are my pants on fire?!"
  • "I tend to see the glass as being half full, you tend to see the glass as being something to hit people with!"
  • "Sick people make me feel- well, sick.
10

SWAN MEME | 9/9 scenes

  • What fandom says: OMG I need them to have sex now now. On a box, after eating some lox, with a fox. I need them to bang on a train, in the rain, off the coast of Spain. NOW.
  • What fandom actually means: Yeah, I want all of that, but after at least a season of careful redemption of Crane's assholishness, exploration of Abbie's emotional barriers, consideration of what this means for their destinies, and a seriously hot slow burn. Oh, and while all that's happening, make sure you don't forget to develop the roles of secondary characters like Jenny and Frank, the importance of the Mills Sisters' relationship, the expansion of the Sleepy Hollow universe, and interesting but non-culturally appropriative monsters. THEN wall sex.
  • And don't even THINK about cheating us with a time jump to a point where they're in a relationship. No way, no how.
The Little Sister - Requested (Luke)

Hello, this was requested by Anon (can you do a luke one where you’re Calum’s sister and you really like luke but you think he only sees you as a sister?) ENJOY!!!!

‘I still can’t get over Cain fallin off stage’ you laugh a little remembering the look on his face. 'He was defiantly getting laid after that’ Robbie tells you. You nod agreeing 'Your just jealous, he was getting laid before that’ you tease. He smirks a little 'Why would I be jealous? I got to take you home’ he bites his lip. 

'Yep, literally just taking me home’ you laugh a little. But as the laughter does down his lips crash into yours his hand holding the back of your neck, you kiss him back, knowing this was gonna happen from the moment you saw him tonight. The tension between you two has been building up for weeks. You feel his over hand moving higher in your leg. 

You don’t even get chance you register what is happening before your pulled out of the car, 'Keep the fuck away’ Luke growls before slamming the car door, he grabs your for arm but you pull away seeing Robbie driving off you storm off for the house. You slam the door before standing in the first step; you hear the door open right behind you and turn to see Luke had followed you. 

'What the hell was that?’ You shout annoyed with what just happened. 'Me? What were you thinking? Who even is that guy?’ Luke shouts at you. 

'What does it matter?’ You call jogging to your room. You slam the door; you swing the wardrobe doors open and start to pull off your jacket. There is a soft knock and you roll your eyes. 'What?’ You snap, 'Can I come in?’ Luke asks already stepping into your room. 'Looks Luke you already are’ you mutter. He is silent for a second sitting in the edge of your bed. 'You mad?’ He asks, you just give him a blank look. 'You’ve never been mad with me before’ he states. 'Yeah well you’ve never pissed me off before’ you snap. 

'I’m not gonna apologise for looking out for you’ he tells you, you ignore him. Pulling your shirt off and throwing it to the side as you slide into one of Calum’s shorts that you sleep in. 

'He was just gonna use you. A quickie in the car is that all you think your worth. Because that’s what was going to happen. He would have driven in a little further, parked up away from the houses and that’s it. You know your worth more, we both know you do’ he tells you, this only annoys you further. Probably because you know he is right. 

'How do you know I didn’t want that?’ you hit back, he scoffs a little. 'Because you’re not like that. Don’t fucking talk about yourself like that’. 

'Why do you care? What I do has nothing to do with you’ you shout. 

'Of course it does, you’re my friend…you’re practically my sister…’

'YOU’RE NOT MY FUCKING BROTHER’ you scream, shocking yourself a little. You can’t take your eyes off Luke, biting his lip, his eyes filling with water, sending a shock of confusion and guilt through you. 'Just leave’ you tell him softly. 

'Why wo…’

'Get out Luke’ you snap, just as your bedroom door opens a little Calum stepping in. 'Come on man’ he tells Luke. Luke glances from Calum too you before he turns and leaves, the door closing but not fully behind Calum. 

'Luke!…Mate come back’ you hear Calum calling before the front door slams. You sigh flopping down into your bed. Calum comes back in a couple minutes later. 'What was that?’ He asks a smirk playing his lips. 'Don’t fucking laugh Calum’ you snap, he bites his lip as he climbs on the bed next to you. You wrap his arm around your shoulders pulling you into his side. You cuddle into him. 

'So?’ He asks after a moment 'he’s a dick’ you mutter closing your eyes not wanting to talk about it. 'Sure littlen you keep telling yourself that’ he chuckles you sit up. 'I’m not a fucking kid Calum, Jesus you and the boys are always treating me like some toddler that needs looking after. It’s so frustrating.’ You argue, standing up and heading for your door. 'Where are you going now?’ He calls. 'To talk to Mali’

'She’s not here’ he sings 'then I will call her’ you shout jogging down the stairs. 'She’s with Rebecca why don’t you just talk to me’ he shouts but you don’t reply heading to the kitchen and grabbing yourself a can of 7up from the fridge you head for living room. Plopping yourself into the sofa, you don’t bother with the TV instead closing your eyes and resting your head in the back if the sofa. 

You start to relax until you hear Calum coming down the stairs a couple seconds later he sits next to you. You can feel his eyes on you, forcing you to glance at him, you raise an eyebrow. 'Since when can’t you talk to me?’ He asks. 'You wouldn’t get it’ you mutter, closing your eyes again. 

'Sure, I wouldn’t get that you have a thing for your brothers best friend but are worried he only sees you as a sister’ he tells you, you nod, keeping your eyes closed until you realise what he said. 

'How the fuck did you know? Did Mali tell you?’ You half shout, sitting up. 'No’ he defends looking at you with huge eyes. 'Wait Mali knew and I didn’t?’ He asks making you roll your eyes. 'You knew, plus she’s Mali’ you explain as though it gives a good reason but it earns you a blank look. 'I’m your big brother too, you could have told me’ he argues. 

'No I couldn’t Calum, it’s weird he’s your best friend’ you sigh. 'And, you’re my sister first. I’m good at secrets, I have known about Ashton liking Mali for wyes and not told a sole’ he defends himself. 'That’s why I didn’t tell you’ to wave your hand towards him, a confused look pulling his eyes. 

'You just blurted Ashton’s secret out without even realising’ you half laugh, he rolls his eyes. 'Shut up’. 

———-

'CALUM I NEED YOUR HELP’ you shout through the house as you jump the last few steps and turn for the kitchen, you freeze in the doorway seeing Luke and Calum both looking at you. 'Luke’ you nod a little greeting him, he smiles 'Hey’. 

'What do you need help with?’ Calum asks, you drag your eyes away from Luke and glance at the papers in your hand. You look back up shaking your head. 'Nothing’ you glance at Luke 'We can talk later’ you tell Calum before spinning back around.  You spend the day in your room until a few hours later when you leave to pee. You jump back when you open the bathroom door to see Ashton on the landing. 

'Fuck, why you creeping around?’ He gasps making him laugh 'I wasn’t creeping. I didn’t know you were in, why didn’t you come say hi?’ He asks faking hurt, which makes you laugh. 'I didn’t realise you were here’ you tell him. He nod slowly 'I have to pee’ he laugh after a second of you both just looking at each other, you nod moving away from the door and letting him in. You head back to your room but as you open your door Ashton speaks. 

'You better be downstairs by the time I’m out’ he warns you. 'I think I’m going chill up here, I’m half way through a film’ you tell him but he frowns. 'Fuck that, get your ass downstairs, I want a hug’ he laughs before closing the bathroom door. You roll your eyes heading in your room and switching off you TV and heading downstairs knowing Ashton won’t drop it. 

'HEY!’ Michael shouts seeing you, you smile waving 'When did you get in?’ He asks, you shake your head grabbing a can from the table before sitting next to him 'I’ve not been out’ you inform him. 'Then why haven’t I had a hug yet?’ He gasps making you laugh as he throws his arm around your shoulders and pulling you into his side. You hug him a little before pulling back. 

'We just ordered pizza’ Calum informs you 'Sweet’ you smile glancing at Luke and you feel guilty for how awkward he looks. 

About twenty minutes later there is a knock signalling the delivery guy was here, Ashton stands to go and get it and you stand to get some ketchup from the kitchen. Luke walks in as you turn to leave the kitchen with the ketchup. 'I already have it’ you tell him knowing that’s what he was getting he smiles a little nodding and turning back around. 'Luke’ you sigh, he turns back to you, his blue eyes meeting your and melting you like thy have for years. 

'I’m sorry about the other day’ you apologise, he shakes his head 'Me too, do you still hate me?’ He asks sweetly. 'I never hated you asshat’ you laugh hugging home his arms wrapping around your back and his head resting on top of yours. 'Asshat?’ He questions as you let go heading towards the flowing smell of pizza. 

———

You head to Calum and Luke once you have finished your set; you smile as Cal gives you a hug. 'You were great’ he tells you, you nod ‘Thanks did Ash leave?’ You frown a little looking around but not seeing him 'Yeah, Lauren called him’ Luke explain and you nod. 'Are you ready to go or you staying?’ Calum asks. 

'Actually Robbie asked me to…’ You look over your shoulder to where you last saw Robbie, only to see him kissing another girl who’s sitting in his lap. You spin back to the boys. 'I’m coming home with you’ you laugh a little, Calum and Luke or start over at Robbie making you roll your eyes. 'Guys!’ You sing, catching Calum’s attention. 'Are we going?’ You ask, he glances up at Robbie before nodding. 

'Don’t you need your guitar?’ Calum asks, you nod feeling dumb for forgetting it. 'Two seconds’ you tell him before rushing off to the back of the pub for your stuff. 

CALUM’S POV

'Just do it’ I huff, Luke frowns at me but only for a second, then he is staring at that Robbie guy again. 'Do what?’ He asks. 'Tell her you like her’ I shrug, he spins to stare at me, his eyes wide. 'What? Who? I don’t…I don’t know what you talking about! I don’t like anyone’ he rushed looking panicked and I don’t best to bite down my laugh. 

'Come in Luke, we spend 99% of our time together, how long did you think you could hide the facts you like my sister from me?’ I question him, his lips move and I know he has no reply. 'Seriously just ducking tell her already' 

'Ready?' 

———

 YOU’RE POV

'Ready?’ I ask the boys, Calum smiles. 'Yeah, I’m gonna Erm…meet some friends so you go back with Luke, he’s staying ours anyways’ Calum explain and you nod following. 

'You are? I am?’ Luke looks confused or shocked as he looks to Calum, 'yeah you are’ Calum tells him, you give them a second as they stare at each other before breaking the silence 'Okayyyyy’ you drag before patting Luke’s chest. 'Let’s go’ you tell him. You walk out to the car in silence Luke looking deep in thought. He climbs in and you open the door in your side, freezing when you hear your name being called. 

'I thought we were going out?’ You see Robbie jogging over to you, you roll your eyes. 'Yeah so did I’ you mutter before moving a little closer. 'Look Robbie I’m good with this being casual but don’t make me look like an idiot’ you tell him, he doesn’t reply for a second, you notice he looks over your shoulder, glancing at Luke. 'You do a good enough job of that yourself, Calum’s your brother, what’s this loser always around for?’ Robbie spits. 

'Don’t talk about him like that’ you become defensive causing him to scoff. 'Wow, okay, are you fucking him too? You get around love’ you’re about to defend yourself when you feel an arm pull you back a little, Luke putting his body in front of yours. 

'I think it’s time for you to go’ Luke’s voice is harsh, in the years you have known him you have never seen him like this. 'No worries loser, the sluts all yours’ Robbie laughs a little as he steps back about to walk away Until Luke’s fist comes into harsh contact with his jaw, you gasp, grabbing Luke’s arm. 'Luke what the fuck’ you hiss, shocked by his actions, the wide look in his eyes showing you he is just as shocked. You glance to Robbie seeing his bent over holding his face, he doesn’t move other than sway for a couple of seconds and you look too Luke. Nodding your head to the car you both climb in silence as Luke pulls away Robbie stands straight and watches you drive off. 

'Thanks’ you sigh ten minutes later, although it was unnecessary he had done it in your honour. 'It’s fine, that’s guy is scum, I don’t know why you were wasting your time’ he tells you, causing you to roll your eyes. 'Let’s not do this again’ you mutter, glancing over you see a smirk tugging his lips as he knows he was right all along. 

You’re sitting under your duvet half an hour later, you only came up to change but ended up climbing into your bed, 'What are you doing?’ Luke calls from downstairs. 'Come up’ you shout back, you hear his feet trampling up the stairs before your door opens and stands in the door way glaring at you. You lift the covers next to you and nod for him to join you. He closes the door shaking his head 'Get the control’ you tell him before he sits down he huffs standing back up and climbing in the bed, he starts flicking through channels and you shuffle down the bed resting your head in his chest. 

'Thanks again’ you tell him, 'you don’t have to keep thanking me, it’s my job’ he tells you, you internally scream but smile instead. 'Yep, as my brother’ you sigh a little hopping he didn’t notice. 

'Not as your brother’ he tells you, 'Come on Luke you know I was just pissed the other day, I love you’ you move your head to look at him he smiles softly but it doesn’t reach his eyes. 'No it’s not that, look I probably shouldn’t do this, I mean it’s just…’ While he starts to ramble you sit up and turn to face him. 

'I hate calling you my sister; I hate thinking of you as my sister, it’s pretty sick to think of you as my sister. Okay….I wasn’t gonna tell you, ever, but Calum figured it out and he told me to man up, I just don’t want you to freak out I mean it’s weird I just….’

'Luke I like you, more than a brother, more than a friend, I like you’ you rush out, interrupting him, he stares straight at me. 'Oh shit, I don’t know why I said that’s, I thought you were…of course you weren’t’ you ramble getting out of the bed and moving towards the door, your heart racing as you feel the heart filling your cheeks. 

He grabs your arm pulling you back to the bed where he is kneeling on the edge not giving himself the time to stand, he pulls you to him, his lips crashing into yours, your mind is racing as you feel his lips move against yours, your to shocked to move, you have been waiting for this for years, this is what you wanted. 

'Kiss me’ Luke whispers before pressing his lips slowly back to yours. 

From Chelsea

  • France: Sir Britain... I have something important to say to you. ...I would like... for you to marry me.
  • England: T-That's very funny, France. I don't believe it's April Fool's day yet. ... What's the matter old chap? Can't even afford to buy a calendar anymore? *nervous laugh*
  • France: You are wrong, mon ami, and this is not so funny.
  • England: Right, what the hell is wrong with you?!
  • France: [pushes a piece of paper across the table to England] Here, take this.
  • England: THAT'S A MARRIAGE REGISTRATION FORM, YOU IDIOT!
  • France: [grabs England's hand] No it's not. Can't you see it is a calendar?
  • England: ...
  • France: IT'S FOR YOU! IT IS A CALENDAR! [grabs England's hand while holding a pen] You shall sign it!
  • England: I will do no such thing!
  • France: I said sign it!
  • England: No! [frees himself from France's grasp; scribbles all over the form] Here's what I think of your damn form! That's what happens when you try to force someone to marry you! [laughs]
  • France: You fool! Damnit! Don't you even care if I die?! Come on, help me! Please, I can become England's quaint little French village if you want me to.
  • England: No! Why on Earth would I want to marry you? First off, you need to learn to deal with and accept your failures.
  • ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  • Me: Hold up. So, if he learned to deal with and accept his failures you WOULD marry him? I think this might be my FrUk talking but...
Lucy's Best Friend - Part 2
  • Natsu: Well, why did you bring me out here all of a sudden.
  • Lucy: Well... I wanted to get away from everyone.
  • Natsu: It sure looked like there was a commotion.
  • Lucy: They all stormed me all of a sudden asking me who my best friend is.
  • Natsu: Well, we're all alone here, so no one will bother you right now.
  • Lucy: Thanks...
  • Natsu: ...
  • Lucy: ... You're not gonna ask me?
  • Natsu: Ask what?
  • Lucy: Ask who my best friend is. Aren't you interested? Everyone else were so sure it's them.
  • Natsu: Well I know you're my friend. I don't care if your best friend is me or someone else.
  • Lucy: ... *crying* Natsu!
  • Natsu: Oi! Lucy! Why did you start crying?! I didn't mean to say anything!!
  • Lucy: *crying* It's... it's... it's not that...
  • Natsu: What do you mean?! What happened? Is there anything I can do?
  • Lucy: *crying* It's just... It's... *calms down a bit* It's just... that it got me thinking that's all.
  • Natsu: What do you mean? Why did you start crying all of the sudden?
  • Lucy: Well... I never really thought about it before, my "best friend". Everyone were my friends, it's not like I ever thought who's more or less of a friend to me. But now, that everyone started talking about it, it got me thinking. I thought about my first friend ever. *tears start flowing again*
  • Natsu: Lucy... if it's too hard on you, maybe you shouldn't...
  • Lucy: It was Aquarius! She was my first friend ever! She was the only one there for me after my mother had died! It might have not looked like it, but she meaned a lot to me!!
  • Natsu: Lucy...
  • Lucy: And now she's gone! I had to break her key! To summon the celestial spirit king! To... to save everyone from Tartarus!
  • Natsu: Oh my gosh Lucy... I... I didn't know that...
  • Lucy: I... haven't told anyone. No one saw it and i just couldn't bring myself to tell anyone.
  • Natsu: *hugs Lucy* Lucy, I promise! I promise that as long as I'm with you, you won't have to see anyone you care for disappear! I'll protect them all!
  • Lucy: Natsu...
  • Natsu: I promise I'll protect you.

anonymous asked:

You said you think not coming during sex is a great way to destroy boys egos. Don't you think it's pretty fucked up to feel that callous towards someone you're sleeping with? What if a man said he enjoyed destroying women's egos through sex? That's horrible.

the point is that a lot of men are very invested in making women cum not because they want a woman to enjoy herself but because it shows what a stud they are and how good they are at sex. a lot of men also do not listen to me when I say that I don’t care if I don’t orgasm and that I don’t really want them to try and make it happen - they try anyway and then get frustrated with me when they can’t make me orgasm. me not having an orgasm forces them to figure out another way to make sex great for me and stops sex from revolving around the celebration of their skills. 

the fact that I can make myself orgasm but they can’t also shatters some ideas men have about ‘unlocking’ women’s sexuality, that their own sexual prowess makes girls crazy, that girls don’t know what pleasure is until a dick comes along, etc etc

anyway, what I said was a joke that references all these common ideas about sex and gender. I’m perfectly respectful towards people when I sleep with them.