i don't care what just let it happen

So what I got from the newest episode of "Watching Sanvers Scenes on Youtube".
  • Alex: Valentines Day?
  • Maggie: No.
  • Alex: Valentines DAY?
  • Maggie: Seriously nope!
  • Alex: Communication?
  • Maggie: Heternormativity really traumatised me and I might never be over it.
  • Maggie: I am revealing a tragic and very realistic backstory to you that a lot of our fans can probably identify with.
  • Maggie: It would need a lot of screentime to resolve this issue properly.
  • Maggie: But we don't get that much screentime because white cis fuckboy needs to fuck the former protagonist of this TV show.
  • Maggie: After all, this is a family TV show and we can't tell happy straight ally (TM) families that they are traumatising young queer children.
  • Maggie: So gotta go bye!
  • Some time later.
  • Kara: Yo, Maggie, it's nice that you adressed some issues so the gays can identify with you.
  • Kara: But now it's really time to quickly resolve this because after all this is a family's TV show. And if we really adressed properly that heteronormativity is hurting and traumatising young queer people, we could not really make white cis fuckboy fuck me in another scene of this tv show.
  • Kara: So pls just get your shit together! We need the gays to be happy and distracted from the bullshit we are going to pull.
  • Some time later.
  • Alex: What is going on, Maggie?
  • Maggie: VALENTINES DAY?
  • Alex: I forgot my personality at home when I put on that dress.
  • Maggie: VALENTINES DAY!
  • Alex: Let's slow dance it out.
“X is as important as Y!!! X deserves the same amount of support/content/exposure Y has!!!”

Ok.

Then go and do it. Start it yourself.

Give X exposure. Make content for X. Support X. Take care of X. Love X.

If you think X is under-rated for any reason, then go out there and give it what it deserves.

But for the love of god stop using that ^^^^ shitty formula for guilt tripping people and creating a disgusting antagonizing comparison because you know what? Some people might not be interested in X not because of some localized social or moral prejudice, sometimes people are not interested in things just because; and they are neutral about those things, no more no less. Sometimes people can also like both Y and X  but Y more because people happen to like things in different degrees (unbelievable right?).

What you gain from using this mindset ^^^^ is that people who are into Y will now naturally antagonize X to the object of their interest/affection and now they’re not neutral anymore, you just won people that will now actively or passively go against X.

okay so i was having thoughts this morning about how i believe that obi-wan was probably t h e best master for anakin under the circumstances (and a few others) and how as much as i hate predestination, if you accept anakin as (one of?) the chosen one(s), then he is fated to bring about the fall of the Jedi - cos you can’t have balance when the lightside outnumbers the darkside by as much as it does. and i started thinking about how what if the universes where obi-wan is his master greatly delays him fucking off to the darkside and bringing about the end of the Order? well, he was all of 23 when that happened, which means in other universes, where obi-wan is not his master, he probably abandons the order much younger than that.

okay, so - an au where.

an au where qui-gon lives. despite reasons why it probably wouldn’t happen, he becomes anakin’s master, obi-wan fucks off to do Knight Things and Grow As His Own Person. anakin has his canonical crisis of faith and great realization that being a jedi is difficult and not actually all that he thought it was going to be. he fucks off from the order - say around the age of fifteen?

qui-gon, despite everything, goes off to hunt him. despite this “betrayal”. after all, anakin is the chosen one, right? so he even goes so far as to call in obi-wan to help him find anakin. meanwhile, anakin is employing every last trick in the book to remain out of reach. he won’t go back - he won’t. he can do more good out there in the galaxy, instead of tied down by the (hostile, tbh) jedi order.

it just so happens that obi-wan finds him. rather than try to arrest him or anything (leaving the order is not a ‘take into custody’ offense, as obi-wan well knows) and actually talks to anakin about the reasons why he’s fucked off. he finds the reasons understandable. besides, becoming a jedi is not being conscripted. anakin has the right to leave if he feels like it. obi-wan tells him that it’s fucking dangerous for a half-trained force sensitive out there in the wild galaxy, but when anakin doesn’t change his mind (because he’s hella stubborn tbh) obi-wan is just like “welp” and lets him go. he tells qui-gon he never found anakin, but that it’s really unreasonable to hunt the kid down for fucking off. it’s another thing that qui-gon and obi-wan don’t see eye-to-eye with.

so that’s that, right? they’ll never see the chosen one again.

but wait, there’s more. So of course the Sith find anakin. he must bring balance to the force. Dooku and Sidious play bad cop/good cop until anakin is firmly under Sidious’ thumb. (presumably, Qui-gon would have found nine hundred different ways to keep anakin away from palpatine, who might even have been the one to plant the idea of running off into anakin’s head on the few times when he was allowed to speak with the kid). anakin goes corrupt, as you do when siths are fucking with your head, and the story proceeds.

here it is, the fall of the jedi order, and order 66.

ymmv what happens to qui-gon. does he live through even this? or is he shot down protecting obi-wan? in either case, obi-wan survives as he tends to, trying to regroup with the rest of the surviving Jedi. of course, you have this wretched sith lord, Darth Vader, hunting them all down. his skill with a blade is unparalleled. no jedi who has faced him has survived.

when he finds them, obi-wan stays back, sacrificing himself to save the others. and yet, to his surprise, darth vader does not kill him. darth vader himself does not understand entirely why, only that once when he was very young, a jedi heard him out and let him go.

he does not let obi-wan go, but neither does his blade fall.

Can we please just remember that literally the first thing Raphael did after he became a vampire was kill the vampire who had Turned him. He went looking for that vampire in order to protect his family and the fact that the vampire killed him still didn’t stop him.

He put himself through unimaginable agony in order to be able to say the word God, to hold a cross, to walk across consecrated ground, just so he could go home to his mother and not have her reject him.

He believed he was damned and never gave up on his faith.

He made extremely difficult decisions in order to stand by what he believed was right in both the books and the show.

Raphael is calculating and cold, but he’s also loyal and caring. He’s both. Let him be both.

Raphael Santiago is so strong.

I wish that V wasn’t being overrun/thrown aside because of Ray/Saeran in his own route. It’s sad to see it because I was so excited and happy and now I see lots of people throwing him to the curb cause of Ray. I don’t know it’s just sad to see to me, like, I don’t know; what happened to “let me save V,” ? I’ve seen people just say “lol sorry V, Saeran is here.” Sure some people still say it but I’ve seen more posts about Saeran/Ray and romanticizing his abandonment and obsessive issues he has in the route. I don’t find it cute or romantic.

Give him a route of his own someday where it’s love not based on his obsession in the end but based on true feelings, a love that isn’t forced because he’s scared to be abandoned. 

zodiac horror story (part 2)
  • ig // sassasstrology
  • the signs are camping out in the woods. they're at a cliché, dark, scary old forest where the murderer always comes and kills people. let's see what will happen..
  • *
  • part 1: http://littlekingv.tumblr.com/post/158545307359/zodiac-horror-story-part-1
  • *
  • aries - male
  • taurus - male
  • gemini - female
  • cancer - male
  • leo - female
  • virgo - female
  • libra - female
  • scorpio - male
  • sagittarius - male
  • capricorn - female
  • aquarius - male
  • pisces - female
  • (that's ^ not really important, but if you want to know the genders of the signs i came up with, there they are.)
  • *
  • - previously on ''zodiac horror story''
  • ''virgo: this forest is scary as shit.
  • aquarius: your face is scary as shit.''
  • ''taurus: GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYs. PISCES IS GONE AND THERE'S A TRAIL OF BLOOD. WHAT IS HAPPENING.
  • pisces: *screams*
  • cancer: PISCEEESSESEESS.''
  • - this time on ''zodiac horror story''
  • *
  • the signs are all traumatized by what just happened. did pisces die? is she still alive? who knows. the signs are sitting in taurus' tent, waiting for the perfect moment to come out.
  • aries: this tent is tOO FUCKING SMALL. WHYYY DID YOU BUY THIS SMALL ASS TENT, TAURUS?!
  • taurus: well, aries, because i wanted to have a tent all for myself because i don't want to sleep with any of you in one tent. and it was really small and cute, i just had to buy it. couldn't resist.
  • cancer: then why are we in this tent and not in yours, aries? you have the biggest tent out of all of us.
  • aries: the tent is only meant for sagittarius and me.
  • scorpio: then don't fucking complain about being in the smallest tent. you are the one who doesn't want to share your big ass tent, so it's your fault that we are here, in this tent.
  • virgo: y'all know that we could easily move to my tent? my tent is the second biggest.
  • leo: what if the killer is outside?
  • aquarius: who the fuck said that there was a killer?
  • gemini: WELL, MAYBE BECAUSE PISCES IS GONE AND THERE WAS A BLOOD TRAIL AND SHE SCREAMED AND LIKE MAYBE SOMEONE KILLED HER.
  • capricorn: she could've easily fell.
  • gemini: true, but can you also explain how she's gone all of the sudden and why she screamed so loudly?
  • aquarius: aliens.
  • sagittarius: guys, don't worry. she'll probably be back soon. gemini left too and here she is.
  • gemini: hehe.
  • libra: is pisces gone?
  • scorpio: *hits libra with a flashlight*
  • capricorn: so.. are we going to move from tent or what?
  • aquarius: i just want to sleep, man.
  • taurus: saaMEEEE.
  • cancer: should we just go outside and check if anything's outside?
  • virgo: yes.
  • leo: who's going first?
  • sagittarius: i will go first, i don't care 'bout shit.
  • sagittarius slowly peeks his head out. he crawls out of the tent.
  • sagittarius: no one's here! you all can come out!
  • everyone crawls out of the tent.
  • aquarius: hmm.. what time is it?
  • cancer: *grabs phone out of pocket* ehh.. 3:34 AM.
  • aquarius: OH MY GOD I WANT TO SLEEP.
  • scorpio: well, we aren't going to sleep until we find pisces. let's split up.
  • aries: what?! are you out of your fucking mind?!
  • virgo: why can't we just stick together..?
  • scorpio: if we split up, we have the chance to find pisces faster.
  • gemini: not if she's dead lol.
  • scorpio: she's not. she can't be.
  • capricorn: she can..
  • cancer: WE DON'T CARE. we're going to find her, whether she's alive or not. we can't just leave a friend behind.
  • sagittarius: well, she basically left us behind.
  • aquarius: can i just stay here and sleep?
  • taurus: yeah, can i stay here too?
  • scorpio: no.
  • cancer: wait, what if taurus and aquarius stay here and watch our stuff, and we are going to find pisces.
  • capricorn: good idea.
  • leo: can we just go already?
  • virgo: i ain't leaving if we are all going to split up. i don't want to go alone.
  • cancer: we ain't going alone. we're going in groups. you and capricorn will go that way, leo and libra that way, sagittarius and gemini that way and scorpio, aries and i will go that way.
  • virgo: ugh, fine.
  • cancer: great, let's go.
  • scorpio: and be careful y'all.
  • libra: yay, adventure!
  • all the groups are out in the woods, looking for pisces, not knowing where they are, or where to go. let's see how capricorn and virgo are doing out in the woods.
  • virgo: it's sooooo cold.
  • capricorn: i know.
  • virgo: why does this happen to us?! why, oh, why?!!!!!?!?!
  • capricorn: calm down! we're just going to walk around, head back and then we're just going to say that we didn't find pisces. end.
  • virgo: what!? i don't want to lie!
  • capricorn: well, too bad! pisces probably just left us because we didn't listen to her.
  • virgo: she wouldn't! she would've told me.
  • capricorn: maybe not.
  • virgo: she's my best friend. why wouldn't she?
  • capricorn: soo.. you're her best friend, still you don't want find her. okay.
  • virgo: what? who said that?
  • capricorn: you did. all you were worrying about is splitting up.
  • virgo: that's just because i'm afraid to go alone in the woods, okay?!
  • capricorn: you didn't even say anything when she went missing or when she screamed or when there was a blood trail on the ground.
  • virgo: i-i.. i don't know.
  • capricorn: of course you don't.
  • capricorn starts walking while virgo stands still, not knowing what to do or say.
  • capricorn: hurry the fuck up.
  • virgo: *sigh*
  • let's see how taurus and aquarius are doing.
  • taurus: i wish i had some pizza right now.
  • aquarius: oh my lord. why did you say that?!
  • taurus: BECAUSE I WANT PIZZA.
  • aquarius: I'M HUNGRY NOW, THANKS.
  • taurus: i have chips in my bag if you want.
  • aquarius: yes please.
  • taurus walks over to his tent and grabs a bag of chips out of his bag.
  • taurus: *sing hallelujah*
  • aquarius: *sings with taurus*
  • taurus: do you want a drink?
  • aquarius: yes.
  • taurus: coke?
  • aquarius: yes!
  • taurus walks over to his tent again.
  • taurus: aqua, do you know where my mini-fridge thingy is?
  • aquarius: uhh.. no?
  • taurus: uughhhhh. someone probably stole it.
  • aquarius walks over to taurus to help him find it.
  • aquarius: uhhh.. maybe behind your tent?
  • they go behind the tent and they see a light in the distance.
  • taurus: hey, do you see that light too?
  • aquarius: yeah..
  • taurus: should we go to it?
  • aquarius: uhh.. i don't know man..
  • taurus: i'm going.
  • aquarius: w-what?!
  • taurus walks towards the light.
  • aquarius: fucking hell.
  • aquarius follows taurus.
  • taurus: heeyy, it's my mini-fridge and a flashlight!
  • taurus picks up the fridge and flashlight.
  • aquarius: phew.
  • aquarius walks back to the camp.
  • aquarius: *looks behind him* taur-taurus? what are you doing? why are you standing there? come on!
  • taurus falls on the ground with 4 knives in his back and one knife in the back of his head. he's.... dead.
  • aquarius: *screams*
  • scorpio: aquarius?
  • *
  • rest in peace taurus.. you will be missed..
  • *
  • stay tuned for part 3, and thanks for reading!
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RICK: Not to mention that a few…notable Ricks have disappeared recently. There’s so much happening at once, and I shouldn’t lay the blame on our new president, especially because I don’t want our faith in a Morty candidate to waver, but…

RICK: It…does seem odd, don’t you think? M-Maybe I’m just paranoid…

a bunch of starters from spiderman: homecoming trailers
  • "This is the coolest thing I've ever seen."
  • "This is the greatest day of my life!"
  • "Who's that new guy?"
  • "Gotta go!"
  • "That was awesome!"
  • "Don't mess with me."
  • "I'll kill you, and everybody you love."
  • "New move I'm working on."
  • "I stole his shield, then he beat me up."
  • "Why do you hate fun?"
  • "Nice try, buddy."
  • "So, you're gonna let me go?"
  • "What the hell?"
  • "We have thin walls here."
  • "They don't care about us."
  • "The world's changing. It's time we change too."
  • "So when's our next 'retreat'?"
  • "We'll call you."
  • "That's not a hug, I'm just grabbing the door for you."
  • "Good luck out there."
  • "This is my chance to prove myself."
  • "What if someone had died tonight?"
  • "That's on you."
  • "I wanted you to be better."
  • "We're going to take everything they got."
  • "You're not gonna stop me!"
  • "Finally! Here we go."
  • "We're not there yet."
  • "I stopped a Grand Theft Bicycle."
  • "Hey, could you do me a favor? Hold on to that."
  • "I helped this old lady and she bought me a churro."
  • "That was nice."
  • "I just feel like I could be doing more."
  • "This feels so strange."
  • "These weapons are crazy dangerous!"
  • "There are people who handle this sort of thing."
  • "Let go of me!"
  • "But we have a Spanish quiz!"
  • "You gotta get better at this part of the job."
  • "I don't understand."
  • "I'm intimidating!"
  • "Hey, where are you going?"
  • "What are you hiding?"
  • "I'm just kidding, I don't care."
  • "I'm sick of being treated like a kid!"
  • "What was that?"
  • "You were on the ceiling!"
  • "You said we were going to finish the death star?"
  • "She doesn't know?"
  • "Nobody knows!"
  • "You can't tell anybody about this!"
  • "I don't think I can keep this a secret, this is the greatest thing to ever happen to me!"
  • "I can't believe this is happening right now."
  • "Are there like, trials? Or an interview?"
  • "Just stay close to the ground!"
  • "Badass!"
  • "Forget the flying monster guy!"
  • "I was just trying to be like you."
  • "I screwed up."
  • "You need to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders."
  • "I'll do anything to protect my family."
  • "I know you know what I'm talking about."
  • "I just gotta do this on my own."
  • "Just don't do anything stupid, alright?"
  • "We should probably stop staring before it gets creepy."
  • "You guys are losers."
  • "Just, don't do anything I would do."
  • "And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do."
  • "There's a little grey area in there, and that's where you operate."
  • "I know you want to save the world, but you're not ready yet."
  • "Stay out of trouble!"
  • "What is going on with you?"

Ok, what the fuck?

Have you guys ever felt attacked by your main celebrity crush? Like… you’re finally starting to see other handsome actors and suddenly they come back with lots of photshoots or some new trailer and just pull you back in a “You’re not going anywhere” kind of way?

BECAUSE THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THOMAS IS CONSTANTLY DOING TO ME.

Back when I was starting to crush on Sebastian, all the Kong shiz happened. Now i am really trying to stick with my guy, calm, zen, flowery Keanu, where everything is peaceful and he’s a gentle guy, AND HERE HE COMES THOMAS STOMPING WITH NEW LOKI SHIZ, AND NEW PHOTOSHOOTS.

I JUST… CAN’T.CATCH.A BREAK.

YOU SHUT YOUR FACE, WILLIAM.

Revolutionary Sentence Starters
  • "I would rather die than give in to the likes of you."
  • "We're the ones that are in the right. Someday everybody will see that."
  • "Without freedom, what are we? Just sheep waiting for the slaughter."
  • "You've chosen your way, and I... I've chosen mine."
  • "War kills everything. The land. The people. The very humanity inside of you."
  • "I'm afraid... afraid of what all of this is doing to you."
  • "You can't call this living!"
  • "In the grand scheme of things, what does it matter? We all die."
  • "Why don't you just stop? Why do you have to do this?"
  • "Tell ___ that I love them... and I'm sorry."
  • "We can't give up now. Remember what we're fighting for!"
  • "Please don't go! We need you here right now!"
  • "I'm glad that you'll be by my side in the new world we're making."
  • "They think they can get away with this. We have to prove them wrong."
  • "They dare to rise up against us. Let's crush them."
  • "People are dying! And you still think this is justified?"
  • "The people on top, all they care about is looking out for themselves."
  • "What's happened to you? You used to fight for the right side. Now I'm not so sure anymore."
  • "We've been fighting for so long... I'm so tired."
  • "I don't think anyone remembers why we even started all of this."
  • "I want you to know I may not come back from this. But I have to do it."
  • "Everyone thinks it'll all be better once we've won. They don't yet see the scars we'll have to deal with afterward."
  • "It's dark. Will you hold my hand?"
  • "Be quiet. They're searching for us."
  • "Find them. If they resist... make an example out of them."
T-H-I-C-K by Drunk Yuri
  • Yuri: (intoxicated) Heyyyy, do you know what?
  • Yurio: (begrudgingly) ...what.
  • Yuri: One of my fans, hic, called my butt thick.
  • Yurio: Ok...? *judgingly squints*
  • Yuri: THICK!! *shouts* THICK!! *waves hands*
  • Yurio: Oi, I don't care. Just shut the hell up.
  • Yuri: Why are you so angry, hic, all the time? *sways* Come 'ere! *beckons like an old man*
  • Yurio: ... *stares in shock*
  • (Victor returns holding two glasses of wine)
  • Victor: What happened while I was away?
  • Yuri: Viicccccccttttoooorrrr~ *clings*
  • Victor: *smiles* Yes?
  • Yuri: Do y--, hic, --ou know what's thick??? *drunken stare*
  • Victor: (looks at Yurio in confusion)
  • Yurio: Don't humor him. Just don't. Also, (frowns) stop letting him drink!
  • Victor: *chuckles and returns attention to Yuri* What?
  • Yuri: Phichit's brows. Do you know what else is thick?
  • Yurio: Sto--
  • Victor: What?
  • Yuri: My butt.
  • Victor: Oh? *laughs again*
  • Yuri: ... *pouts*
  • Victor: *smug expression* Yuri, do you know what else is thick?
  • Yuri: *confused* Wha--
  • Yurio: (agitated) DON'T. YOU. EVEN. *horrified*
  • Victor: *leans down next to Yuri's ear* My c---
  • Yurio: AAUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *bolts screaming* OTABEK, THEY ARE DOING IT AGAIN. I F****ING SWEAR!!!
  • Victor: -ute Maccahin's fur... *blinks and watches with a blank face at Yurio running away*
  • Yuri: Yurio's weird, hic. D'ya think it's puuuuberty?
  • Victor: Definitely puberty.
Meanwhile on Earth
  • Garnet: Lapis! Peridot! We need your help! Homeworld has come back!
  • Peridot: What? What do they want from us?
  • Amethyst: They were trying to abduct the humans and there was Aquamarine, she overpowered us with some kind of wand.
  • Peridot: Aquamarine! That pompous clod... Aight I am ready to help.
  • Lapis: Nope, I don't care.
  • Peridot: Lapis?!
  • Lapis: Why should I care about what Homeworld wants with the humans? It was not like I was particularly close with any of them.
  • Pearl: We got most of the humans, but they have Steven!
  • Lapis: What! How did you let that happen to him!
  • Connie: He agreed to come with them. He is making up the crimes Rose has done in the past...
  • Sadie: And I think they also took Lars! Please you gotta help us!
  • Pearl: They are going to hurt them if we just sit here and do nothing! You are the only one that reach the ship in time before they get to Homeworld!
  • Lapis: If they lay a single hand on him... Peridot come with me. I would need you to help me in case if they do get to Homeworld.
  • Peridot: Right!
What went down in Origins (Pt 1)
  • INTRO SEQUENCE
  • Nooroo: many centuries ago, magic jewels bestowing—
  • Hawkmoth: yeah skip to the end
  • Nooroo: —which is why attempting to use a Miraculous for evil purposes is a terrible idea.
  • Hawkmoth: imma use my Miraculous for evil purposes
  • Nooroo: :(
  • Nooroo: oh by the way are you Gabriel Agreste?
  • Hawkmoth: how do you not know the answer yet?
  • Nooroo: bc there are just enough convenient shadows to prevent me from seeing your face
  • Hawkmoth: no I mean because the answer to that was just revealed in an exclusive teaser at Seoul Comic-Con
  • Nooroo: WAIT WHAT
  • Nooroo: excuse me a minute while I go watch that
  • Hawkmoth: dark wings, rise!
  • Nooroo: noooooooo I wanted to see that teaser
  • Hawkmoth: MY EVIL WAYS CLAIM THEIR FIRST VICTIM
  • Wayzz: hey Master Fu did you see the teaser?
  • Master Fu: we should be more concerned about the supervillain that just happened
  • Wayzz: https://youtu.be/-r1xpuTGRHw
  • Wayzz: (don't click that link unless you want to get your face spoiled)
  • Master Fu: look it doesn't matter who Hawkmoth is, we just need to take him down
  • Wayzz: ok so he obv wants the Ladybug and Cat Miraculouses, so let's release the Fox and Bee Miraculouses
  • Wayzz: that way he'll have no incentive to constantly create new akumatized villains, and the city will be safe
  • Master Fu: imma release the Ladybug and Cat Miraculouses
  • Wayzz: why are you ignoring everything I just said
  • Master Fu: REASONS
  • Wayzz: that's not an answer
  • Master Fu: I AM A MYSTERIOUS OLD MASTER WITH MYSTERIOUS REASONS
  • Wayzz: you can't be a mysterious old guy if you rap Eminem lyrics
  • Master Fu: omfg I thought we agreed to forget about that
  • Master Fu: anyways imma go find a hot mess and an angstmobile and make them both into superheroes
  • Master Fu: I have impeccable methods
  • Marinette: *wakes up*
  • Marinette: good morning Tikki! are you ready for a day of fighting villains and questionable romantic shenanigans?
  • Tikki: yeah so none of that's happened yet
  • Marinette: but I'm Ladybug...
  • Tikki: no not yet this is a prequel
  • Tikki: you haven't even met me yet
  • Marinette: but we just had a full season
  • Marinette: so this should have already happened
  • Tikki: NONE OF IT'S HAPPENED YET MARINETTE
  • Marinette: ok fine I'll play along
  • Marinette: good morning Mom! time to go to...my first day of school, I guess?
  • Sabine: but you've been going to school for months now
  • Marinette: no we're trying to do a prequel
  • Sabine: oh! then I mean...I hope Chloé isn't in your class this year.
  • Sabine: btw did you hear that Gabriel Agreste is—
  • Marinette: OMG NO SPOILERS
  • Marinette: *leaves the building*
  • Master Fu: hey you, help me cross the street
  • Marinette: ok cool
  • Master Fu: and imma eat some of your food
  • Marinette: you touch my food and imma wreck your face
  • Master Fu: you seem like a perfect pick to become Ladybug
  • Marinette: I already am Ladybug
  • Marinette: oh wait I mean, what are you talking about
  • Master Fu: *ollies outy*
  • Marinette: *goes to school*
  • Chloé: hey so I order you to sit over there
  • Marinette: we both know that's not going to happen
  • Chloé: why not
  • Marinette: bc Alya and I sit right here throughout Season 1
  • Chloé: oh never mind then
  • Marinette: oh btw Alya, nice to meet you I guess?
  • Alya: look I'm just glad to have one day where you're not fawning over Adrien bc you don't know who he is yet
  • Adrien: *tries and fails to be there*
  • Kim: hey Ivan f**k you
  • Ivan: oh no if only there were someone I could turn to for help dealing with this
  • Hawkmoth: HEY GUYS
  • Ivan: let's do this
  • *Stoneheart happens*
  • Stoneheart: *punches through wall*
  • Ms. Bustier: you can't do that
  • Stoneheart: why not
  • Ms. Bustier: bc that's the fourth wall and it's already been broken for this entire post
  • Stoneheart: ok in that case imma break the third wall instead
  • Ms. Bustier: good idea
  • Ms. Bustier: wait no! don't break the school!
  • Stoneheart: too late
  • Roger: ok guys welcome to the akuma squad, now let's take this villain down
  • Stoneheart: why not let Ladybug handle it?
  • Roger: bc she doesn't exist yet
  • Stoneheart: oh right that makes things easier
  • Stoneheart: *throws a car at Roger*
  • Roger: I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS
  • Marinette: oh hey there's a strange box on my table
  • Marinette: I'll deal with that once the supervillain attack is over and I don't have more pressing things to worry about
  • Master Fu: this was not well thought out
  • *Tikki happens*
  • Marinette: about time, let's transform
  • Ladybug: *ollies outy and crashes into Chat Noir*
  • Chat Noir: who the f**k are you
  • Ladybug: I don't care, now let's go fight this villain
  • Ladybug and Chat Noir: *fight this villain*
  • *Stoneheart unhappens*
  • Ladybug: hey you know that butterfly I catch every time?
  • Chat Noir: yeah
  • Ladybug: imma not catch it
  • Chat Noir: ok I'm sure nothing will go wrong
  • Hawkmoth: you just gave me at-will access to Stoneheart happening
  • *Stoneheart happens*
  • *Stoneheart happens*
  • *Stoneheart happens*
  • *about 10,000 happenings omitted*
  • *Stoneheart happens*
  • *Stoneheart happens*
  • Marinette: this is bad and imma be sad
  • ROLL CREDITS
Harry Potter AU-Edition {Sentence Starters}
  • "Can you help me with this spell?"
  • "Maybe I should visit Gringotts sometime..."
  • "That's a nasty Bat-Bogey Hex. Great job!"
  • "Did you break your wand?"
  • "The Hogsmeade trip's been cancelled."
  • "That's an unforgivable curse. Where did you learn this?!"
  • "Did you have Divination after lunch?"
  • "What's Peeves up to now?"
  • "What place would you want on the Quidditch team?"
  • "I don't really care for my housemates."
  • "I bet I can win a race on broomsticks!"
  • "Let's just sneak into Knockturn Alley. Nobody has to know, right?"
  • "Did you hear about what happened in Potions today?"
  • "I don't think I was sorted right."
  • "There's something weird going on around the grounds."
  • "I really don't want to take Herbology this year."
  • "Do you need some tips on flying?"
  • "I think I need a new textbook."
  • "How long until the exams come around?"
  • "Which house were you sorted into to?"
  • "I dare you to go into the Forbidden Forest."
  • "How long until the school year starts?"
  • "I have to visit Diagon Alley before school starts. You coming with?"
  • "What's going on with the Professor?"

anonymous asked:

If you're taking prompts, could you do one where Alec gets the "I don't care what happens to me" line, like Magnus in 2x10? Thanks, I love your writing!

A short one, just so I can warm up <3 I hope you like it, nonny!


“I don’t care what happens to me”

Alec had been trained his entire life as a soldier. Duty was the most important thing in his life. He was meant to serve, to aid in a higher goal them himself. Shadowhunters weren’t supposed to put their wishes before their sacred obligations.

He’d knew that, and yet, he let himself fall in love with Magnus. He knew that, and he still chose Magnus. He knew that, and he loved Magnus.

The only thing that was acceptable in their relationship was their love. Everything else was a defiance of all Alec was brought up to know as right. Never mind they were both men, that was the least of his worries. Magnus was a downworlder, and a notorious one at that. He was the High Warlock of Brooklyn, but his influence went beyond a mere title. Magnus Bane was a name known all around the Shadow World, by downworlders and shadowhunters alike.

Magnus was also the son of a Prince of Hell. Asmodeus, the Lord of Edom. That was about as far as one could go from the angels without being a demon themselves. Magnus had Hell in his veins, fueling his powers and shaping his magic.

None of that defined him, though. None of that was why Alec loved him. Magnus Bane was all of those things, one of the most powerful warlock to walk on Earth; the son of a Lord of Hell; a political figured that has shaped the Shadow World. But Magnus Bane was so much more as well.

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

This isn't to start any discourse and I'm pretty sure this is actually pretty old?? But I thought if anyone I would go to you for info. I've never watched JonTrons stuff and wasn't around when he was on game grumps, but apparently shit went down? I don't necessarily care for him Bc I don't know him but what happened that made so many people stop liking him?? I have honestly no clue

This is a long post oops, ill try to see if i can edit it to include a readmore in the html after i post it

But anyway

Welcome to Rems ⭐️✨Discourse Corner⭐️✨

(Note: Yall can just google shit? Google is your friend! Dont be afraid of it! This massive, innovative piece of technology is right at your fingertips !! Lmao)

Let me preface this by saying thay i *really* liked Jon and his videos; i started watching in late…2015?? Whenever that zoo race episode came out lol. Me and my friends would watch his videos and marathon them together despite all of us living in completely different parts of the country.

So i LIKED his content! I really did! And as someone who is somewhat critical of White Men in Comedy (bc alot of them tend to fall back on racist/sexist jokes) I was pretty okay with him. I never watched the Jon era of GG (only some select episodes) but I heard that they (Jon AND Arin) used to be kind of bad. But since the newer episodes of GG (with Dan) were in better tastes, and I had no complaints with Jons videos at the time, i assumed it was just a thing of the past and that they had matured a bit.

Anyway, fast forward to the end of 2016 (beginning of 2017? Cant remember) and Jon unleashes Twitter Hell™. Mind u, the Entire time i watched Jon, i never peeped on Reddit (i just dont visit that site) and i NEVER went on twitter(bc i didnt have an account there). So if he ever posted some crazy controversial shit, i was unaware bc i never saw it appear on my dash on tumblr.

TL;DR he made some shitty xenophobic remarks regarding refugees in fleeing a wartorn city (Syria i think). And people were like hold the fuck up are u serious?? Some people at Nor//malBoo//ts (PBG in particular) called him out on how backwards and insensitive that mindset was. And i cant remember where his parents are from but his parents are definitely immigrants. So ye, hypocritical.

Hes also gone on the record of blasting people who attended the Womens March earlier this year. God i cant remember this shit word for word but it was just him rambling about equal rights but refusing to call himself a feminist bc apparently no one understands the Actual Meaning of feminist. That somehow being a feminist was inherently sexist bc you are prioritizing an entire gender over another???

OKAY WAIT HERE I GOOGLED T (like u know….u couldve done lmao)

https://www.google.com/amp/www.wetheunicorns.com/news/jon-tron-womens-march-twitter-sexist-jontron/amp/

(I dont know how to html this shit on mobile)

EVERYTHING IS THERE GO READ IT (and the article itself is also good; whatever they said was exactly what i wouldve said)

Basically…he showed his True Colors that day and whoever remains are either people who follow his ideals or people who are just now being introduced to him and have no prior knowledge on him as a person. Hes been MIA for seven (7!) months and alot of us were sure hed scurried away. But no, hes still here, he just made a new video but ill be damned if i watch it and give him views lol

anonymous asked:

Acchan, have you seen the chapter's alternate translation? (From Jaminisbox). I've read from reddit translators that what Marude said on MS is wrong and this translation is a bit more accurate but still misleading, because what he actually says in Japanese is that even Matsuri would be a better successor (than Furuta)

Hey Anon! Ah yes I have seen, but thank you very much for letting me know! :D 

As for what Marude said, I had concluded the same thing after comparing the two translations…

vs

So yes, I definitely agree it was apparently supposed to imply that, between Furuta and Matsuri, Marude definitely preferred for Matsuri to become the new Director (because Furuta is just too crazy since he allied with the Clowns and V).
…Except that there is a high chance Matsuri is dead or within V’s hands now. :/

Thank you for confirming this Anon though! I really appreciate it :3

Have a nice weekend! ^_^

EDIT: MS corrected this part :)


Hey Anon! I don’t speak Japanese so well, so I could be totally wrong, but when it comes to the scene you mentioned, logically speaking…

I think Jaiminisbox’s version might be more accurate because it was Furuta’s ideal plan from the start to have the CCG consider that Kaneki’s group was a part of the Clowns’ attacks. And since…

…Furuta definitely won during this arc (since things went according to his plan), that’s why I think Jaiminisbox’s version makes more sense. 

As I said though, it’s purely based on logic for me, and I could be totally wrong so please ask someone who speaks Japanese in order to confirm this!

Have a nice weekend Anon! :)

EDIT: Sorry Anon but MS changed their translation, so now I really don’t know anymore. :/


Hey Anon, I already addressed this here (scroll down at the bottom) but since the controlled-humans-being-disguised-as-clowns theory wasn’t confirmed even though the arc is now over, I just don’t think it’s relevant anymore, sorry. :/

Basically, I think this scene…

….either refers to Uta making a clone of himself during the battle (thanks to his piercings somehow maybe?) or to Donato making a clone of Uta, like he made a clone of himself when he fought against Urie (that clone is what Mutsuki stabbed). 

That being said, since Uta’s clone could switch faces, it’s probably more logical to think that Uta is the one who made that clone out of his own piercings or kagune (since during the auction arc, he used Arima’s face to bother Hirako but Donato was still in prison).
…Unless Donato made that clone and Uta assured the face-switching abilities? I can’t say I know for sure, but as I said before, I think the fact it’s very confusing is meant to be on purpose by Sensei, so that the Clowns can remain strange and dangerous opponents, so we’ll surely have answers during another battle.

Anyway, I think that’s what this dialogue is referring to, even if I could be totally wrong, and those humans were probably simply told to attack the CCG otherwise they would be killed by the Clowns. :)

I hope it helps a little, have a nice weekend Anon!

EDIT: Anon, this post makes a lot of sense if you still need an explanation :3


Hey Anon! And honestly…

I’m not sure, but for now I don’t think so, because it might be a bit too soon to go from having a crush on Mutsuki to having a crush on Saiko after just one arc (if that ever happens). :)

However, I think Urie definitely heard all that Saiko told him (even if again, what she said wasn’t particularly explicit, so she could have meant it romantically but not necessarily) so maybe that’s why he’s thinking about her in this scene. :3

Sorry I can’t help more, but have a nice weekend Anon!


Hey Anon, thanks for reading!

And yeah, I agree, personally I don’t think Aura is dead either, that would be too complicated for Mutsuki to cover such a cold-blooded murder from the CCG since Aura is an investigator.

Good point about the small physical resemblance between Aura and Torso, though, I hadn’t noticed, so maybe you’re right and Ishida intends on developing their relationship! 
Besides, if Urie actually has a crush on Mutsuki, Aura would be one more obstacle between them and somehow that just fits for me xD (poor Urie :3)

Thanks for your thoughts and have a nice weekend!


Hey Anon and you’re welcome! However, yes afterwards I saw the other translation of the chapter. :)

It looks like it might not be 100% accurate either from what I read about it though so…  since according to Jaiminisbox’s version, apparently Aura doesn’t even mind if Mutsuki is the one who kills Sasaki (maybe he has a crush on Mutsuki?)…

…I’m even less sure of what’s going on xD Maybe Mutsuki just found a murder buddy in the end, and it has nothing to do with Haise! 

It’s still not a good thing in any case, since Mutsuki should rather receive help instead of keeping on acting violently and killing. :/

Ah, let’s just see what happens in the future. Have a nice weekend and thank you for letting me know! :D

EDIT: I searched a little around and it seems that for the scene with Mutsuki and Aura, MS’ version is the most accurate. 

So my answer to you for now still holds. :3

BTS Reaction: Their S/O has to go to a specialist doctor because she's been in pain and she's scared about it.
  • No computer = no gifs I'm sorrryy. I hope you still like it and I wish the anon who requested this the best! Enjoyy💜💜
  • ———————
  • Kim Seokjin/Jin:
  • At first he'd think you're just tired and having a random pain, nothing special. It changed when you told you him you'd been in pain for quite some time now and needed to go to a doctor.
  • Jin: Why didn't you tell me? I could've taken care of you.
  • You: I didn't want to worry you, you're busy-
  • Jin: and you think you're health isn't important?
  • Jin: Let me take care of you when you need it. I love you, what kind of a boyfriend would I be if I didn't take care of you?
  • Jin: Let's set up an appointment with the doctor and see what's going on. Whatever happens I'll always take care of you, princess. –He hugs you, wrapping his arms around your shoulders and his chin atop of your head–
  • Suga/Min Yoongi:
  • He noticed you'd been in pain for a bit but decided you'd be okay the next day or something but when he saw it wasn't he asked you if you were okay or if you needed a doctor.
  • You: I'm scared, what if I'm not okay? It's been like this for so long and I'm worried I'll be very sick.
  • Yoongi: You don't know anything right now, Y/n. Calm down. Wait till we hear a doctor alright?
  • You: I can't. It's..
  • Yoongi: Baby, Just breathe. Everything will be okay whether you're sick or not. I'll be there, I'll be there to help you and support you.
  • You: Thank you so much, What would I do without you?
  • Yoongi: Panic. -He smiles a little and wraps one arm around your shoulders-
  • J-Hope/Jung Hoseok:
  • He'd be extremely, overly worried about your health. He'd cut off any doubt you had about being okay because he couldn't handle the fact of you may be extremely sick.
  • You: Hoseok, please listen. We have to consider what could be wrong with me.
  • Hobi: No, I refuse. I refuse to listen.
  • You: You're so childish.
  • Hobi: I am. I will be. I want to hear it from the doctor if you're well or not, okay? Understand that I can't handle knowing that you might seriously be unhealthy when I want to believe that you'll be just fine. Just fine.
  • You: Hobi.. I'm so sorry.
  • Hobi: I'm sorry too. Let's not talk about this. Let's watch Disney, sound fine kitten?
  • Hobi: Maybe it'll make you relax and forget some of this for a little.
  • Hobi: I hope you know I want the best for you. I love you and you'll be okay. You'll be fine, it'll just be something small. Believe that.
  • Rap Monster/Kim Namjoon:
  • You guys told eachother everything. There was hardly any secrets between you guys. So you told him what was going on and he listened carefully.
  • RM: First thing I want you to know is don't be scared. We don't know anything about what's happening and we can't just make assumptions.
  • You: But there's so many what ifs..
  • RM: Stop, those are the reason you get scared. They are just what ifs.
  • You: There could be something actually wrong with me.
  • RM: You don't know that nor do I. First let's get this checked out. You might just be in pain and need medicine simple as that. You might be extremely sick and need more care but you'll get better and we'll work together.
  • You: and if I'm not able to get better?
  • RM: Stop it, Y/n. We. Don't. Know. Yet. And I hope that's not the case. Let's look at this situation neutrally. Alright?
  • You: Alright?
  • RM: Don't be too scared. I'll be there with you, honey.
  • Park Jimin:
  • Once he knows he'd be making sure to talk to you, to ask you how you are and wait till your doctors appointment.
  • You: Do you think there's something wrong with me?
  • Jimin: No
  • You: Are you sure?
  • Jimin: Yes
  • You: I could be-
  • Jimin: Y/n stop. Please just be quiet, stop thinking these things. You'll be fine. You have to be fine.
  • You: Are you okay?
  • Jimin: I'm afraid. I don't want you to.. I don't want to lose you like this. I want to do so many things with you and I don't want our time shortened. So please, please stop.
  • You: I'm sorry.
  • Jimin: I know you're scared too. Just express your fear differently. I'll comfort you however I can, gorgeous.
  • V/Kim Taehyung:
  • As he figures out this information he takes care of you every second he can. Super worried but tries not to show it because he wants you to feel safe.
  • You: Taehyung calm down. You don't have to do all this for me.
  • Tae: Aren't you in pain?
  • You: Yes but I feel like you need rest too.
  • Tae: No, I don't. I want to take care of you so let me. Until that appointment comes I'm caring for you.
  • You: What do you think is wrong with me?
  • Tae: I hope there's nothing wrong. I want you to be healthy.
  • You: and if I'm not healthy?
  • Tae: I'll still love and care for you, beautiful. But I believe you'll be fine. You will be okay, nothing will be wrong, and we'll be happy as always.
  • You: Come cuddle with me.
  • Tae: -He gladly agrees and you guys stay in a blanket cuddling and him caring for you hoping you'll be alright-
  • Jeon Jungkook:
  • He'd listen seriously to your explanation, that you have been in pain for awhile now and need a doctors appointment. You even told him how you were scared of what was going to happen.
  • JK: We really don't know anything until we go to that appointment. Let's not worry too much until we have information.
  • You: Are you sure?
  • JK: Yes, I'll care for you until then. You'll be just fine Y/n. I'll kiss it better.
  • You: You're so cheesy.
  • JK: Did I make you smile though? You'll have the golden maknae power to heal you and give you luck.
  • You: You're so cute.
  • JK: I'm not you are. You're an adorable Y/n who will be okay. You will be safe and healthy with me, alright doll?
The Sound of Music Lyric Meme
  • "My day in the hills has come to an end."
  • "There are voices that urge me to stay."
  • "The hills are alive with the sound of music, with the songs they have sung for a thousand years."
  • "The hills fill my heart with the sound of music."
  • "My heart wants to sing every song it hears."
  • "I go to the hills when my heart is lonely."
  • "How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?"
  • "How do you make her stay and listen to all you say?"
  • "How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?"
  • "These are a few of my favorite things."
  • "When I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things and then I don't feel so bad."
  • "Let's start at the beginning, a very good place to start."
  • "The first three notes just happen to be do-re-mi."
  • "When you know the notes to sing, you can sing most everything."
  • "You wait on an empty stage for fate to turn the light on."
  • "You are sixteen going on seventeen. Baby, it's time to think."
  • "Totally unprepared are you to face a world of men."
  • "You need someone older and wiser telling you what to do."
  • "I am seventeen going on eighteen, I'll take care of you."
  • "I know that I'm naive."
  • "Fellows I meet may tell me I'm sweet."
  • "How can love survive?"
  • "How can I show what I feel for you?"
  • "Lost in our wealthy domains are we."
  • "We'll make our love survive!"
  • "Perhaps I had a wicked childhood."
  • "Somewhere in my wicked, miserable past there must have been a moment of truth."
  • "I must have done something good."
  • "So long, farewell, aufwiedersehn, goodnight."
  • "I hate to go and leave this pretty sight."
  • "I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne."
  • "The sun has gone to bed and so must I."
  • "Climb every mountain."
  • "A dream that will need all the love you can give."
  • "Today you have to learn to be a realist."
  • "I will not bow my head to the men I despise!"
  • "You can't stop it even if you tried."
  • "You're a fool if you worry over everything but little number one."
  • "An ordinary couple is all we'll ever be."
  • "All I want of living is to keep you close to me."
  • "You are sixteen going on seventeen, waiting for life to start."
  • "Somebody kind who touches your mind will suddenly touch your heart."
  • "Gone are your old ideas of life."
  • "You may think this kind of adventure may never come to you."
  • "You look happy to meet me."